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Posted by: sweatshopchamp

What are the top three things you look for in a potential spouse?


Posted by: Du

T&A.

Wait.... thats only 2....


Posted by: Crono1000

good personality, a pretty face, and something else


Posted by: Crono1000

oh, boobies, and boobies

does that count as two?


Posted by: Randy

3 things...

1. honest
2. faithful
3. compatible

If I could add more it would be...

4. fun
5. compassionate
6. animal lover
7. caring
8. no kids (maybe 1, but would prefer none)
9. easy going
10. good sense of humor
11. can put up with me
12. never married

a plus....

12. Good Cook




All the other things are a given...


Posted by: perfectbody

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
3 things...

1. honest
2. faithful
3. compatible

If I could add more it would be...

4. fun
5. compassionate
6. animal lover
7. caring
8. no kids (maybe 1, but would prefer none)
9. easy going
10. good sense of humor
11. can put up with me
12. never married

a plus....

12. Good Cook




All the other things are a given...
what is the point of family without kid???


Posted by: perfectbody

1. must be virgin
2. not fat
3. must be able to give me a baby

and most important of all, she must love me till I die.


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by perfectbody
what is the point of family without kid???
Absolutely nothing perfect.
What I was doing is describing my perfect mate. That would be one with no kids. This way, we could have our own children if desired.

Dating those with a premade family can be a very difficult thing.


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by perfectbody
1. must be virgin
2. not fat
3. must be able to give me a baby

and most important of all, she must love me till I die.
You must be very very young perfect...
Otherwise your #1 request might be extremely difficult to find nowadays.


Posted by: OceanDude

hmmm, take it from an old pro - looks can be deceiving. There are sooo many woman I never considered dating when I was younger simply because they were average. I SO regret that now and a lot of what use to be average lookers are late blooming knock out gorgeous now.

Three top things:
1) Pleasant to be around (includes a wide gambit: soft spoken, playful, teaser, fun, has that wonderful "woman" fresh scent, touches when she talks or is near, flirts as if still on that first date, attentive to your moods and emotions and knows when you need to be alone, uplifting and positive and always planning new fun trips and outings)

2) Loyalty (includes: standing by you when you do something embarrassing or stupid in front of family or friends, uses her super female social abilities to defuse potential physical altercations with other men when she knows you are not going to back down and there is no other way to save face, knows how to flirt with other men in an "appropriate" way that can be complimentary to me as well as an ego boost, can trust her to be naked with her young and good looking male doctor during exams or alone with other men during business outings etc. and absolutely know that no matter how much chemistry there is she is still coming home to me to satisfy her physical and emotional needs [and she well tell me all about it if it got too dangerously close with one of them]

3) A source of pride, honor and a good teammate/companion/best friend (includes: needing me, looking out for our best interests, looking very snazzy, classy and ladylike when we are uptown [or very dressed down and sexy comfortable when in the company of close friends where its OK to show some cleavage and booty for the privileged few to keep the social atmosphere spicy], articulate and intelligent in social settings or at work, knows how to let her man lead but is independent and self sufficient to take care of herself if she wants to [i.e. can fix cars, swing a hammer, put on her own scuba gear, drive a boat, bait her own fishing hook, be a deadly shot with a 9mm handgun etc.], has the social skills to be able to cause people's jaws to drop when they realize she can interact and have intelligent dialog on most any conversation in a disarming and non threatening way, brings out the best in her man in front of others, keeps herself fit and trim and has exquisite tastes in clothes, and most importantly is a true lady who is polite, kindly, confident, poised and it is immediately apparent when she walks into the room but is passionate, tender, warm, physically responsive, spontaneous, and uninhibited and at times an animal in the bedroom [or the boat, or behind the beach sand dunes, or on the balcony, or in the car, or in the pool, or on the granite kitchen counter, or at her office desk, or on the back room sofa at your friend's dinner party where everyone is clapping & hooting to all the loud commotion ]).


Everything else you might want is not essential or is implied in the above.
OD


Posted by: Little Wing

or on the back room sofa at your friend's dinner party where everyone is clapping & hooting to all the loud commotion




Posted by: perfectbody

one more thing! no body spots.


Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by du510
T&A.

Wait.... thats only 2....
2 tits and an ass makes 3.


Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
or on the back room sofa at your friend's dinner party where everyone is clapping & hooting to all the loud commotion

Yeah, :o , that can be pretty fun when everyone is a married couple (or engaged), in a good mood and all are close friends that are just cool and comfy with each other and a little spontaneous action enjoyed politely out of direct view but close enough to still be in the "party". One pretty tipsy woman friend actually had the courage to come into the room in the heat of things to cheer and pat me on the back and verbally encourage me to "do it to her baby" and that set the whole party to clapping and hooting. It was kind of embarrassing when it became obvious we were the entertainment but it was soon beyond the point of caring or being able or wanting to stop. What started it was my wife was in a super good mood and got caught up in the good time and chemistry when another less discrete (and smashed) couple started undressing and dropped to the Persian rug. That got everyone at the party hotter than we all could handle. Rather than just sit there and pretend we did not see what was happening we decided to sneak off into the next room in private. I simply did not call to mind that my wife can be "loud".

Some of our couple-friends still tease us about that one party when we go out together. But its all fun joking and good humored teasing and I think all had fun that night in various other rooms in the house or later at home since there was so much "inspiration" flowing feely about.
OD


Posted by: sweatshopchamp

1.Loves God more than anything
2.Is my best friend
3.Virgin (yes there are still beautifull virgin women out there)


Posted by: Du

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
2 tits and an ass makes 3.




Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
One pretty tipsy woman friend actually had the courage to come into the room in the heat of things to cheer and pat me on the back and verbally encourage me to "do it to her baby" and that set the whole party to clapping and hooting. OD
She wanted you to do it to her baby? That is sick OD

I hope her baby was over 18


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
2 tits and an ass makes 3.
Nice Bullet Proof


Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
She wanted you to do it to her baby? That is sick OD

I hope her baby was over 18
Randy you goof...she was referring to "her" (my wife) and "me" (baby) since she knows us very well socially (me in particular since she use to work with me).

If this woman "friend" had not walked in and started "wooting" and "wooohoooing" and telling everyone to come watch and cheering loudly at the exact critical time we would have been back to the party with no one any the wiser a few minutes later. Thankfully the rest had the wherewithal and politeness to stay just inside the doorway where they really could not see and just clapped, cheered and teased as she gave pretty funny editorial comments like a sports-radio announcer. This woman was so smashed she bent down and was like right next to us smiling close to our faces and in the final moment chanted "go go go". It was embarrassing but kind of funny too except neither my wife or I were at that instant able to hardly so much as catch our breath much less laugh back (although I did see my wife manage to crack a blushed smile as she opened her eyes and recognized our friend). As my wife and I both reach our peaks in close succession this woman then gives me a sloppy wet kiss on the cheek as if to congratulate me and then nonchalantly walks out the door giving all the others a "thumbs up" and a final "woohoo" to a roar of more applause. She apologized to us a few days later but now we just laugh about it when we run into her up town or elsewhere. She jokingly tells us she has secret pictures of us two in action and we better always cover her bar tab unless we want her to circulate them. So far she gets all the drinks she wants.

OD


Posted by: Du

OD the porn star....


Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by du510
OD the porn star....
No - just clarifying a point. There has to be intent...

OD


Posted by: Randy

Ohhh... I know what you meant OD. I was just teasin ya .
It is great moments such as you describe that really give our lives true meaning wouldn't you say?

YES ... OD was definitely a porn star on this day, and lovin every minute
Intention or no intention


Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
Randy you goof...she was referring to "her" (my wife) and "me" (baby) since she knows us very well socially (me in particular since she use to work with me).

If this woman "friend" had not walked in and started "wooting" and "wooohoooing" and telling everyone to come watch and cheering loudly at the exact critical time we would have been back to the party with no one any the wiser a few minutes later. Thankfully the rest had the wherewithal and politeness to stay just inside the doorway where they really could not see and just clapped, cheered and teased as she gave pretty funny editorial comments like a sports-radio announcer. This woman was so smashed she bent down and was like right next to us smiling close to our faces and in the final moment chanted "go go go". It was embarrassing but kind of funny too except neither my wife or I were at that instant able to hardly so much as catch our breath much less laugh back (although I did see my wife manage to crack a blushed smile as she opened her eyes and recognized our friend). As my wife and I both reach our peaks in close succession this woman then gives me a sloppy wet kiss on the cheek as if to congratulate me and then nonchalantly walks out the door giving all the others a "thumbs up" and a final "woohoo" to a roar of more applause. She apologized to us a few days later but now we just laugh about it when we run into her up town or elsewhere. She jokingly tells us she has secret pictures of us two in action and we better always cover her bar tab unless we want her to circulate them. So far she gets all the drinks she wants.

OD



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by perfectbody
one more thing! no body spots.
especially on your ass like perfectbody













Posted by: OceanDude

^^ all I see are "beauty marks" and lots of wonderful CURVES!!!!
love the feminine form

Horray for Rock!!
OD


Posted by: perfectbody

I don't wanna offend anyone...but everytime i see her body i can't stop recalling the image of the dead and bloated US soldier dragged in the street of Somalia. Maybe because I was shocked then.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
1.Loves God more than anything
2.Is my best friend
3.Virgin (yes there are still beautifull virgin women out there)



Posted by: Vieope

Yes I wanna mate.


Posted by: OceanDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Yes I wanna mate.
go to england there's lots of mates there...
OD


Posted by: I Are Baboon

1) She's a good cook
2) She keeps the house tidy and clean
3) She takes my orders and follows them


Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
go to england there's lots of mates there...
OD
Australia


Posted by: BritChick

1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.


Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by BritChick
1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.
1. Check
2. Check
3. I'm always hungry, does that count?

So, in conclusion.......


Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by BritChick
1. A man... in every sense of the word.
2. A wicked sense of humour (must be twisted!)
3. Oh and let's not forget a vorascious sexual appetite.
Check in all of them. Besides that I´m Vieope not Max.


Posted by: sweatshopchamp

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.


Posted by: Vieope

How old are you Sweatshop?


Posted by: easton

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.



Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
1) She's a good cook
2) She keeps the house tidy and clean
3) She takes my orders and follows them
Sounds like you need a Stepford Wife Baboon

When you get one, find one for me too....My laundry needs to be done as we speak


Posted by: sweatshopchamp

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I hope you come to know Christ.


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
I hope you come to know Christ.
Sweatshopchamp....

Max is beyond Christ


Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
Max is beyond Christ
Yeah, Christ usually calls Max´s hotline to ask for divine advice.


Posted by: SPIKE1257

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
Ok, I get it you dont know God. I cant wait for jugement day when you try to come up with so many excuses of why you didn't know him. Jesus will simply say "I never new you" and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.



Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Yeah, Christ usually calls Max´s hotline to ask for divine advice.
I wouldn't go that far Vieope.


Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
I wouldn't go that far Vieope.
Are you a christian too?


Posted by: Randy

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Are you a christian too?



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
and you will be cast into the eternal fire of hell.
Cool, I'm bringing marshmallows.


Posted by: Jeanie

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
1.Loves God more than anything
2.Is my best friend
3.Virgin (yes there are still beautifull virgin women out there)
I agree with you except for the virgin part. Kinda hard to find once you are over 35!


Posted by: easton

Quote:
Originally Posted by OceanDude
go to england there's lots of mates there...
OD

.,..or australia!


Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by easton
.,..or australia!
Yeah, but in australia, the mates tend to hop around too much and have all that mucus in their pouches.


Posted by: Randy

You seemed to enjoy one of those just last week MAX.. Remember these pictures you had taken?

She does look like she has a fair bit of mucus and lots of pouches, but not sure she can jump around to much. Well at least not after you got done with her




Posted by: OceanDude

OMG,put up a warning sticky on that will ya Randy - I was just sitting down to dinner.
OD


Posted by: Randy

Please forgive me OD, your absolutely right. I apologize!
That is a pretty scary sight indeed.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweatshopchamp
What are the top three things you look for in a potential spouse?
Hi Sweatshopchamp,

I am already married (VERY happily too!!!) but - to me the most important thing in a partner is WHO they ARE as a Human Being - the TOTALITY of them and the goodness of their heart and soul. And that you LOVE them through and through. And they you.

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: dnale48

Honesty, good looks, happy personality, while still maintaining a burning desire to have pasionate animal sex.


Posted by: Randy

To me its solely about Wild Monkey Sex




Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy
You seemed to enjoy one of those just last week MAX.. Remember these pictures you had taken?

She does look like she has a fair bit of mucus and lots of pouches, but not sure she can jump around to much. Well at least not after you got done with her

Niiiiiiiiice!!!!


Posted by: Randy

You're just seeing this now Max?


Posted by: MaxMirkin

I've been stuck under...THAT, for a while.


Posted by: Randy

Are those bubbles I see coming up from the waters?


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