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Tip of the day Monday November 8, 2004

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Posted by: MtnBikerChk

She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.



Posted by: Crono1000

cool idea



Posted by: MaxMirkin

Ink rubs off, I prefer to carve the note in.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!



Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by BritChick
Draw on me in ink and I'll punch your lights out!
That's the spirit, babe!



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
She'll fantasize about you all day

In the morning, use a ballpoint pen to write a sexy note somewhere on her body. Try the top of her thigh (prime real estate, with minimum exposure to coworkers). "Women are turned on by words," says Helen Fisher, Ph.D., author of The First Sex. Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between. Giving her 9 or 10 hours to see, think about, and fantasize about your note starts the percolation process.
or write the note the night before .......... morning sex



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
or write the note the night before .......... morning sex
Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
"Women are turned on by words,"
I will throw a dictionary at her next time.



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by MtnBikerChk
Start with "I," end with "you," and use the verb of your choice in between.
"I want to grind a small sheep and feed it to you"



Posted by: bulletproof1

or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.



Posted by: DFINEST

Quote:
Originally Posted by BritChick
Or just wake her up and talk dirty to her.

Yeay-Yeayy!



Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
It works even better with strangers.



Posted by: Pepper

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.



Posted by: JJJ

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Originally Posted by Pepper
I am quite certain that I would get kicked in the nuts for such a stunt.
Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.



Posted by: MaxMirkin

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Originally Posted by JJJ
Some people pay top dollar for that kinnda thing.
That's why Sweden will never be a popular tourist attraction.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
or screw the note and dirty talk. the next time shes doing dishes or laundry etc just bend her over and tap her from behind right where she stands. women love that aggressive spontaneous raw sex.
Wow, finally someone who gets it!
bullet, when are you going to start your own Tip Of The Day thread?



Posted by: Dale Mabry

I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.



Posted by: BritChick

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.
LMAO



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Posted by: Rocky_Road

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I got a better idea, give her a list of chores to do, put it on a post-it, and then stick it to her forehead while she sleeps.




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