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Originally Posted by bulletproof1
golden showers
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
I used to do this all the time, it was fun. Like you and your buddies are at a party pissing outdoors and your buddy finishes before you. Without the threat of retaliation, you give him a quick squirt on the leg.
All in good fun. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Isn't there a saying? - "It is better to get pissed on than pissed off"....
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
I think it's the other way around. "It's better to be pissed OFF than pissed ON."
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Originally Posted by craig777
Not for John
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
I have.
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
I have.
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Originally Posted by COVENTRY
When I Did It Was My First Trip To The Principal's Office.in Grade One I Asked A Kid In The Urnial Next To Me For His White Tow Truck With The Blue Crane. I Even Said Please.but He Said No,so I Peed On Him.
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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
No, I pissed on them to Piss them off.
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
I think it's the other way around. "It's better to be pissed OFF than pissed ON."
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But isn't is "nice" to "play with words"?.... See how I "turned that around" - WATCH OUT (you have to keep an "open eye" all the time....!!!!! You never know "who is lurking" and "what they might be "up to"!!!!!! )
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
I believe I peed on my uncle as a little baby....does that count???
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I have, but between inflation and the hookers unionizing, not sure how much longer I'll be able to afford this special treat.
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Originally Posted by craig777
Not for John
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
Good point.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
No, but my freakin dog has a habit of peeing on me on occasions.
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Now this is turning into a sick thread 
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi MinO,
MAYBE he just "wants to say 'hi'" to ya? Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by Randy
I agree with you Crono... There are many strange fetishes out there...
But this one is "SICK!" How could someone get turned on by having another pee on them? Don't even answer that question.... Just please don't. |
. Some people love each other so much that they just can't get enough of each other. Maybe they just love EVERYTHING about that person. Its not like you take a abath in it. Of course it is in the shower.
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
I've heard of people that get turned on by it, it's not that weird. There's no rules to sex as long as both consent to it and it's not illegal. Pee away! |
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Originally Posted by Randy
Now this is turning into a sick thread John, you are one sick bastard |
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
A simple shake of the paw would suffice.
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
To each is to own.....obviously.
. Some people love each other so much that they just can't get enough of each other. Maybe they just love EVERYTHING about that person. Its not like you take a abath in it. Of course it is in the shower. |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
do you really want to know
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
i think i'd pee on tit, i wouldn't want to be peed on though
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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
Hell yes..
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
i think what john is trying to say is, don't we all pee on the ones we love? in some way or another, we urinate all over the dreams and emotions of those we are close to, and as Jeanie would prefer it, in the shower
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Crono,
AND, both Men and Women have chests - and "tits" - although there is "some difference" - one is a muscle and the other "is"... Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by Randy
Well ole Crono states that he would love to be given the opportunity to piss on his girfriend "tit."
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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
Hell yes..
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
You forgot the most important part:
"... but given how endowed he is tit would have to stand about 10 feet away." |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Randy,
Certainly you have your opinion. Exactly why would you say this? Seriously. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by milliman
And she would be washed away by the ensuing flood . . .
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Originally Posted by Randy
What people do in their own bedrooms is their own business by all means.
But call me old fashioned... Peeing on your partner for pleasure in my mind is sick. I know this is the 21st century, but come on. I've heard of even sick bastards who get turned on by their partners deficating on them while in the process of having sex.. You tell me you don't see anything wrong with this? Well to each their own I guess you can say. |
I couldn't have said it better 
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Originally Posted by Randy
What people do in their own bedrooms is their own business by all means.
But call me old fashioned... Peeing on your partner for pleasure in my mind is sick. I know this is the 21st century, but come on. I've heard of even sick bastards who get turned on by their partners deficating on them while in the process of having sex.. You tell me you don't see anything wrong with this? Well to each their own I guess you can say. |
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
So you are calling ME sick? Remember the last thread? Please don't say you are not calling me out because it was only me and 2 others.
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Originally Posted by Vieope
No but you could tell us the story of how it exactly happened.
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. we were so into eachother that it was just another way to share yourself with someone that you would NEVER do with anyone else.
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
So you are calling ME sick? Remember the last thread? Please don't say you are not calling me out because it was only me and 2 others.
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
Well, it wasn't an accident, that's for sure.
I have only done it twice, when we were first married. It was a very wild and erotic time . we were so into eachother that it was just another way to share yourself with someone that you would NEVER do with anyone else. Some men actually like to taste it too. Many men like breast milk. |
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
she's joking right? i seriously don't see anything wrong in it, pee is very clean as long as you wash off soon |
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Anything else I should know?
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
ok here we go, there's nothing wrong with it if both people(or more) wish to participate in it, and Randy are you telling me that if some super hot chick said she wanted to sleep with you under the circumstances that you had to pee on her you'd turn her down?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD?!?!?! |
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Originally Posted by Randy
I've heard of even sick bastards who get turned on by their partners deficating on them while in the process of having sex..
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Did you know that some people actually drink it because of health benefits?
Nasa astronauts drink it all the time, purified though. |
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Did you know that some people actually drink it because of health benefits?
Nasa astronauts drink it all the time, purified though. |
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Anyone tried this? I am sure we can find some IMer that did this.
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Anyone tried this? I am sure we can find some IMer that did this.
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Originally Posted by milliman
Some take urine shots in the Butt and it helps to eliminate allergies.
I have no idea why. I just know it works. |
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee
I'm done in this thread, I have to make a sandwich and watch something on tv not so freaking weird |
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Originally Posted by Vieope
So I can pee on anyone in this thread?
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
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Originally Posted by Vieope
I look good. Please?
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...Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
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where do you find these things?
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
welcome to the thread david, grab a seat and start pissing with the rest of us, Jeanie and rockgazer managed to make some pretty nice designs with one another
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
Ah, another man begging
...Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. |
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
Ah, another man begging
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Btw why women act like that? I hate that.
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
actually, I was kidding. I hate it when men beg. I used to like it when I was younger///it fed my ego....now it is pathetic.
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Originally Posted by Vieope
I know you were joking but most women are not. That is why saying "I love you" is so impossible for me to say.
Ok, back to pee. |
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
Vieope look at it this way:
if you're close enough to a girl to pee on her, then you're close enough to tell her "I love you." |
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
Vieope look at it this way:
if you're close enough to a girl to pee on her, then you're close enough to tell her "I love you." |
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Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
I couldn't have said it better |
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
Vieope look at it this way:if you're close enough to a girl to pee on her, then you're close enough to tell her "I love you."
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Originally Posted by Vieope
You should become a philosopher, peelosopher. You have nice insights about pee and human interaction.
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
ok here we go, there's nothing wrong with it if both people(or more) wish to participate in it, and Randy are you telling me that if some super hot chick said she wanted to sleep with you under the circumstances that you had to pee on her you'd turn her down?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD?!?!?! |
I would just dump her in your pool after she was satisfied, and wash her off before moving in for any further action
so are you saying you'd pass this chick down?
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Originally Posted by MaxMirkin
I have, but between inflation and the hookers unionizing, not sure how much longer I'll be able to afford this special treat.
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
I have officially changed my title above my avatar in honor of Vieope
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Originally Posted by Flex
This thread is fuckin hilarious, but i gotta say ^this^ is the funniest
Personally i've never peed on anyone, but i did take a dump on a chick's chest per her request |
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Originally Posted by Flex
This thread is fuckin hilarious, but i gotta say ^this^ is the funniest
Personally i've never peed on anyone, but i did take a dump on a chick's chest per her request |
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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
Won't lick a chicks ass, but you'll shit on her chest...
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Btw peeing people, would you kiss your partner after peeing in his or her mouth?
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Originally Posted by Flex
WTF
Now you're getting just a tad weird, Vieope. Do you like making out with chicks after they blow you as well? |
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Originally Posted by Flex
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Do you like making out with chicks after they blow you as well? |
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Originally Posted by Randy
Flex is spotted in this field practicing for his next chest drop
Folks, do you think he will hit the bullseye? |
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Originally Posted by Randy
Folks, do you think he will hit the bullseye?
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Originally Posted by John H.
MAYBE? It could just be that those that LIKE peeing on or being peed on like it because it represents the VOLUME of a person's cum "covering the other person" or "being covered by the other person" - that WARM "cosey" "feeling" - kinda like a "warm blanket" from those you care about?
Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by Flex
BTW, you would have pictures of dudes takin' shits only the click of a button away
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Originally Posted by Vieope
Btw peeing people, would you kiss your partner after peeing in his or her mouth?
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Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
Hell yes..
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Originally Posted by Randy
What people do in their own bedrooms is their own business by all means.
But call me old fashioned... Peeing on your partner for pleasure in my mind is sick. I know this is the 21st century, but come on. I've heard of even sick bastards who get turned on by their partners deficating on them while in the process of having sex.. You tell me you don't see anything wrong with this? Well to each their own I guess you can say. |
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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
This thread is friggin disgusting. I can't believe people actually urinate on each other for pleasure. Do you not realize what is in urine? I'm off to stab myself in the eyes now....
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Originally Posted by Randy
Agreed 100% I.A.B.
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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
Do you not realize what is in urine?
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Originally Posted by Randy
Flex! You are more of a sick FUCK than I thought. You better watch what you say, death may just come and find you sooner than you want.
By the way, how old did you say you were?  |
OH NO!
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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
Seriously man, how could someone allow another person to piss on their head?
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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
This thread is friggin disgusting. I can't believe people actually urinate on each other for pleasure. Do you not realize what is in urine? I'm off to stab myself in the eyes now....
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Originally Posted by Flex
With that said, I'm not gonna chill out, Rock.
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I could care less.
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
With that said, I'm not gonna chill out, Rock.
Ok, stay mad then. I could care less. |
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Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
Flex only gets mad in Red Sox/Yankees threads.
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
That's good. Being mad sucks. No fun at all.
Btw, I'm no kid. |
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Originally Posted by Flex
Whoooa. i'm sorry, you're a chick.
I just assumed with the "Rocky" in your name you were a guy. sorry bout that |
said "Rocky Road?" 
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
No problem. I got the name from the Goonies movie.
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Originally Posted by Flex
You're lucky you're a Sox fan
How you doin, IAB, my man? |
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Originally Posted by Flex
WOW.
You are my hero Goonies is ONLY one of my fav. movies ever, i've LITERALLY seen it over 100x's in my life. I used to know EVERY single line in the movie haha. As a kid, i literally used to watch it, then rewind it and watch it again. haha anyways, nice to meetcha, RR |
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Originally Posted by gr81
Randy, when the hell are you gonna quite down, huh?? when the hell is that date gonna be when you shut the hell up... please tell me so I an mark it on the calendar. jesus christ just shut the fucc up you idiot. no one likes your non stop homosexual nonsense. I guarantee that you wouldn't be making threast like this to Flex's face so don't try and be internet tough guy, just shut up. we are all tired of it
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. I don't care much for you either for the record babe As for Flex's contributions to you, I am thrilled.|
Originally Posted by gr81
Randy, when the hell are you gonna quite down, huh?? when the hell is that date gonna be when you shut the hell up... please tell me so I an mark it on the calendar. just shut the fucc up you idiot. no one likes your non stop homosexual nonsense. I guarantee that you wouldn't be making threast like this to Flex's face so don't try and be internet tough guy, just shut up. we are all tired of it
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I don't know but it seems to me that someone LOVES to start fights but hates being retalited against. Every thread I see this ...well..as Flex stated "fatboy" in he is starting stuff. Sure, he loves to post porography and women with big titties, but whne it comes to something he knows nothing about he insults everyone. OOOHHHH, I suppose he will place me on Ignore...what ever the heck that does. If it makes it so you can't see that persons posts then someone please let me know cause I am sick of his nasty opinionated jackass.
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Originally Posted by Randy
Naturally you would take his defense shutupntrain.
Weren't you the one with your legs spread in your gallery bragging that you were to good to go in the IM Calendar.. Wasn't I the one who pointed that out . I don't care much for you either for the record babe As for Flex's contributions to you, I am thrilled.As for posting quality posts..., what does that have to do with Me and Flex's confrontation? |
All you do is post corrupt porn photos. As for being to good for the calandar... nah just too good for your wall.
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
I don't know but it seems to me that someone LOVES to start fights but hates being retalited against. Every thread I see this ...well..as Flex stated "fatboy" in he is starting stuff. Sure, he loves to post porography and women with big titties, but whne it comes to something he knows nothing about he insults everyone. OOOHHHH, I suppose he will place me on Ignore...what ever the heck that does. If it makes it so you can't see that persons posts then someone please let me know cause I am sick of his nasty opinionated jackass. |
Are you sure you weren't juicin'?
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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
It has nothing to do with Flex. You make little to no bb contributions. Your pics speak for themselves. No journal...
All you do is post corrupt porn photos. As for being to good for the calandar... nah just too good for your wall. |
Right on sister,,,,but he will be telling you soon that you look like a man soon just like he did me. What an ass..
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Originally Posted by gr81
I guarantee that you wouldn't be making threast like this to Flex's face so don't try and be internet tough guy, just shut up. we are all tired of it
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Originally Posted by Flex
Me, Jeanie?
I honestly NEVER start fights, but i will be the first to admit i'm lightning fast to retaliate when neccesary. Randy, if you're gonna ignore us, then please do so. In the meantime, i'm about to pick up some M1T, that stuff has worked fuckin' miracles for you Are you sure you weren't juicin'? |
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Originally Posted by Randy
Sorry bro, my mom is very much alive and heathy, it must be your mom's grave you're shitting on... (wouldn't suprise me). Even as much of a dickhead as I know you are, I would have never tried to insult your mother, especially if she was dead.. It would take a serious
low life Mutha F'r to do that! ... Everyone can see that is just what you are. Flex! You are more of a sick FUCK than I thought. You better watch what you say, death may just come and find you sooner than you want.  By the way, how old did you say you were? |
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Originally Posted by Randy
No, that couldn't be my friend GR81 who I see being ignored here... Oh wait! His boyfriend flex must have gone crying to him, and called his Rap star wanna be ass in to stick by his pathetic Chest Crapping Side Sorry GR buddy, you and your boyfriend Flex are on ignore... Neither one of you piece of shits are worth my time for any response.In fact GR, you must be the lady that he was bragging about. The one that was turned on by him crapping on your chest . Hope you two have fun with each other..All I can say is "Sick Sick Sick" lol |
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Originally Posted by Randy
One last thing I will say to Flex...
First off, I can't believe what a dick you are, and all the BS you spread just for the fact that I said In my own opinion that I thought steroids can be unhealthy. I never said anything against anyone taking them, and I didn't say for those that did, to stop taking them. Second, I nor anyone else in this forum I believe would appreciate being told that you shit on their dead mothers grave. Lastly... I was informed that my comments below might have been taken as a threat by certain people. I just wanted to clarify that when I said That I meant with that kind of talk, Bad Karma/God may take you sooner. I by no means meant that I would. So just for clarification, that was not meant as any threat. For everyone else on the board, I apologize for my language... I just didn't appreciate the insulting nature of Flex's posts. I have now added him to my ignore feature here, and am done with these ridiculous posts. |
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Originally Posted by shutupntra1n
It has nothing to do with Flex. You make little to no bb contributions. Your pics speak for themselves. No journal...
All you do is post corrupt porn photos. As for being to good for the calandar... nah just too good for your wall. |
So save your insults against me.
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Originally Posted by Flex
Randy,
I know you sit behind your computer all day to come up with responses only you think are funny, but get off your fat ass and hit a gym. Your making the BB's at IM look bad. If not, PLEASE take your pics down. If i wanted to see what Bodybuilders DON'T wanna look like, i'd check them out. As a matter of fact, please leave them up. You do us IM'ers, as well as visiters, a BIG favor by motivating us what NOT to look like, you fat fuck. Go fuck yourself, Not sincerely, FLEX p.s. It'd kinda funny how Randy "puts" us on ignore, yet somehow he KEEPS responding to our posts |
So when he puts on on ignore that means he can't see our posts? That is cool cause now we can talk about him and laugh about his fat ass!
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
About the steroids.....just in case no one has ever said this to you..Being fat is also unhealthy.
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Originally Posted by Randy
LOL It's funny how being (IMO) such an unattractive person, how much you can go on flattering yourself that your the cat's Meow as Jodi had stated ... I think it is hillarious. But I wish you luck, I really do.
Now I know I am no #10 by any means, but I don't go carrying on like I am either. So save your insults against me. |
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Originally Posted by Randy
It's funny the only people on this forum that I have on my ignore list are...
Jeanie Shutupntrain1n GR81 and Flex Is it a coincidence that they are all here? |
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Originally Posted by Flex
Damn, Jeanie.
That was, COOOOLD BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODED |
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Originally Posted by Randy
I'm gone from this thread, as I figured it blew from the title
It is no wonder the people it attracted Outside of the few good people that posted withint this thread of course |
Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another, right now..... 
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
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Originally Posted by Rocky_Road
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
the last real argument that tit and I had was last winter in South Carolina.
I woke up one morning and she had already gotten out of bed because it had started snowing. Then I saw that someone had pee- written in the snow "Crono Sux" I'm pretty sure it was my brother's pee, the problem was that it was Tit's handwriting. |
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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
I'm totally mind bent that this useless thread has lasted this long. Randy ... ease up dude. Your'e spraying everyone in sight from the least little provocation. Where is the easy going religious guy I see everywhere?
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Originally Posted by Jeanie
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Originally Posted by Crono1000
don't laugh it was lame that's one of the oldest jokes I can think of |
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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
I'm totally mind bent that this useless thread has lasted this long.
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