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Posted by: Vieope

You suck?



Posted by: Jeanie

No actually, I bite!



Posted by: Vieope

Hmmm... biting.



Posted by: Vieope

So you all donīt suck.



Posted by: I Are Baboon

I make bacon and eggs on Sunday mornings.



Posted by: Vieope

Do you put marshmallow?



Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
[i]So you all donīt suck. [/u]
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS WASNT ITALICIZED OH MY GOD I CAUGHT YOU!!!! IM FEELING FAINT IS THERE NO GOD????



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THIS WASNT ITALICIZED OH MY GOD I CAUGHT YOU!!!! IM FEELING FAINT IS THERE NO GOD????
Of course it is italicized, look at the quote again, it is in italics, just like my post. I have powers.



Posted by: Crono1000

no... it's still unitalicized. It is official, Vieope is faking his accent



Posted by: Crono1000

damn you're right. I hate you



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
damn you're right. I hate you
I told you.



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Do you put marshmallow?
I put them in my butt, then when I poop them out I make a sandwich out of them.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
You suck?

You swallow



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
I put them in my butt, then when I poop them out I make a sandwich out of them.
You talk to Dale and kuso too much.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
I make bacon and eggs on Sunday mornings.

Where is all this going?



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
You swallow
I do?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

I was just being silly



Posted by: BabsieGirl

What are we talking about?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Are we talking about what I think we're talking about?



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
You talk to Dale and kuso too much.
Those guys use rainbow colored marshmallows but I prefer traditional white (probably because I'm 1/4 Italian). It's a known scientific fact that Italians prefer white marshmallows over the colored ones. Besides, they look brown when you make rice krispies treats out of the colored ones.



Posted by: I Are Baboon

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
Where is all this going?
The bacon and eggs? I eat them. Two eggs, three if I am hungry.



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
Are we talking about what I think we're talking about?
I was asking if you suck, now if you wanna tell us about the swallow part.. I think we can handle this type of information.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
The bacon and eggs? I eat them. Two eggs, three if I am hungry.

I knew you were going to reply like that....



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by I Are Baboon
Those guys use rainbow colored marshmallows but I prefer traditional white (probably because I'm 1/4 Italian). It's a known scientific fact that Italians prefer white marshmallows over the colored ones. Besides, they look brown when you make rice krispies treats out of the colored ones.
I think you should write a thesis about it. Doctorate in anal marshmallow masturbation.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
I was asking if you suck, now if you wanna tell us about the swallow part.. I think we can handle this type of information.

I don't tell my secrets

I treat it like a toostie pop....sometimes ya gotta lick it all around...suck on it for a lil bit and then roll it around.........Oh and I try not to forget about......



Posted by: Vieope

What are we talking about in this thread anyway?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
What are we talking about in this thread anyway?

THAT'S WHAT I WAS ASKING!!!!!



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
I don't tell my secrets

I treat it like a toostie pop....sometimes ya gotta lick it all around...suck on it for a lil bit and then roll it around.........Oh and I try not to forget about......
What do you mean with roll?



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
What do you mean with roll?

You're KILLING me. Roll it around in your mouth with your tongue



Posted by: Crono1000

I have problems with Superman. I think he's the lamest superhero ever. He's invincible. Where's the fun in that? There's no suspense if he can't die. And his powers are lame- he has all the good ones. He totally put other very good Superheroes out of business before it ever began. Who's ever heard of Ice-Breath Man? Who the hell has a need for X-Ray Vision Girl anymore? I don't know how Flash got into the "biz" what with Superman being so fast unless he slept with someone. There's no need for him, or any of the superstrength heroes. It's lame. Batman could totally kick his ass. You know why? Because Superman is stupid. He has superfast speed. In all it takes him to do in a single magazine he could, if he wanted, do it all in a blink of an eye and have it all behind him. But he doesn't, he does it slow. He's too damn powerful but he doesn't do anything. Even if he fucked something up then he could just spin the world backward and turn back time, too damn powerful but again he never does the shit. Why not just turn back time and make hand a condom to all the badguy's parents. See, Batman is smart AND rich. Ka-ching. If he couldn't just bribe dumbass Superman to kill himself by paying him then he'd just go buy some kryptonite and shoot Superman with it. Sure Superman is fast enough to dodge a bullet, but he doesn't. He's also fast enough to just blink and stab Batman but you know what? He fucking won't. Dumbass.
If he had simply had the power to breath underwater we'd have no need for Seaman. The one power he doesn't have and they gives us Seaman. LAME. If he's going to overachieve so much, why not at least breath under the damn water. YOURE FROM SPACE! And how come sometimes you see him in a space suit but other times he's flying into space stopping comets all the damn time. And where does he stand on this whole Iraq thing? I don't see him helping out. Cuz he's scared and he's lazy. All these damn powers and he won't do a damn thing.



Posted by: Crono1000

sorry, know when I posted the superman thing we were all in abstract nothings. then you eating eggs and rolling sausages so um, I'll let myself out



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Hey...I watch Superman ALL the time.



Posted by: BabsieGirl

Does anyone remember night rider????? I LOVED LOVED LOVED watching that. That car was fricken AWSOME.



Posted by: Crono1000

i think i just cockblocked vieope



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by BabsieGirl
You're KILLING me. Roll it around in your mouth with your tongue




Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
I have problems with Superman. I think he's the lamest superhero ever. He's invincible. Where's the fun in that? There's no suspense if he can't die. And his powers are lame- he has all the good ones. He totally put other very good Superheroes out of business before it ever began. Who's ever heard of Ice-Breath Man? Who the hell has a need for X-Ray Vision Girl anymore? I don't know how Flash got into the "biz" what with Superman being so fast unless he slept with someone. There's no need for him, or any of the superstrength heroes. It's lame. Batman could totally kick his ass. You know why? Because Superman is stupid. He has superfast speed. In all it takes him to do in a single magazine he could, if he wanted, do it all in a blink of an eye and have it all behind him. But he doesn't, he does it slow. He's too damn powerful but he doesn't do anything. Even if he fucked something up then he could just spin the world backward and turn back time, too damn powerful but again he never does the shit. Why not just turn back time and make hand a condom to all the badguy's parents. See, Batman is smart AND rich. Ka-ching. If he couldn't just bribe dumbass Superman to kill himself by paying him then he'd just go buy some kryptonite and shoot Superman with it. Sure Superman is fast enough to dodge a bullet, but he doesn't. He's also fast enough to just blink and stab Batman but you know what? He fucking won't. Dumbass.
If he had simply had the power to breath underwater we'd have no need for Seaman. The one power he doesn't have and they gives us Seaman. LAME. If he's going to overachieve so much, why not at least breath under the damn water. YOURE FROM SPACE! And how come sometimes you see him in a space suit but other times he's flying into space stopping comets all the damn time. And where does he stand on this whole Iraq thing? I don't see him helping out. Cuz he's scared and he's lazy. All these damn powers and he won't do a damn thing.
I always thought the same thing about the stupid Superman and his super powers. The problem is that the guy still wears his red underwear above that stupid blue spandex pants.



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
i think i just cockblocked vieope
She is married.



Posted by: Crono1000

i just wanted to use it ("cockblocked") in a thread



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
i just wanted to use it ("cockblocked") in a thread
I know This is really not your day. Peelosophers and mondays donīt get along.



Posted by: MaxMirkin

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
I have problems with Superman. I think he's the lamest superhero ever. He's invincible. Where's the fun in that? There's no suspense if he can't die. And his powers are lame- he has all the good ones. He totally put other very good Superheroes out of business before it ever began. Who's ever heard of Ice-Breath Man? Who the hell has a need for X-Ray Vision Girl anymore? I don't know how Flash got into the "biz" what with Superman being so fast unless he slept with someone. There's no need for him, or any of the superstrength heroes. It's lame. Batman could totally kick his ass. You know why? Because Superman is stupid. He has superfast speed. In all it takes him to do in a single magazine he could, if he wanted, do it all in a blink of an eye and have it all behind him. But he doesn't, he does it slow. He's too damn powerful but he doesn't do anything. Even if he fucked something up then he could just spin the world backward and turn back time, too damn powerful but again he never does the shit. Why not just turn back time and make hand a condom to all the badguy's parents. See, Batman is smart AND rich. Ka-ching. If he couldn't just bribe dumbass Superman to kill himself by paying him then he'd just go buy some kryptonite and shoot Superman with it. Sure Superman is fast enough to dodge a bullet, but he doesn't. He's also fast enough to just blink and stab Batman but you know what? He fucking won't. Dumbass.
If he had simply had the power to breath underwater we'd have no need for Seaman. The one power he doesn't have and they gives us Seaman. LAME. If he's going to overachieve so much, why not at least breath under the damn water. YOURE FROM SPACE! And how come sometimes you see him in a space suit but other times he's flying into space stopping comets all the damn time. And where does he stand on this whole Iraq thing? I don't see him helping out. Cuz he's scared and he's lazy. All these damn powers and he won't do a damn thing.
Captain Hero would kick all their asses with his lumpy, lumpy testicle!



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