Originally Posted by Flex

He says "well, i've been to Cancun".

Originally Posted by 448448

I have these two friends(a couple) they went to cancun, and had a few threesomes. they have had hiv for a few years.

Originally Posted by ponyboy

When I was in school I lived in a frat house on the same floor as a guy that was kind of a freak - he always had these weird goth chicks in and out all the time. One day as I'm walking to the bathroom I hear a voice calling out from his room. I knock on the door and hear a girl's voice quietly asking for help. Opening the door, there is a girl handcuffed to this guys' bed naked - he had gone to class and left her there sleeping chained up! She couldn't reach the key!

Funny thing was she wasn't pissed about being left there. She just needed to go to the bathroom. She was pretty hot too. Freaking weirdos.

Originally Posted by Carpe Diem

My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

Come on, you didn't blackmail her? "Sure bitch, I'll unlock the cuffs......................for a price." And don't even try to tell me she was too ugly. You were school age and she had a heartbeat. (At that age, if it's been too long, even the heartbeat isn't mandatory. )

Originally Posted by Carpe Diem

I used to date this girl that liked to go to parties at peoples houses and have butt sex in thier bedrooms. One night we had snuck into someones bedroom for the usual when she only had a little Ky jelly left in her tube. It wasn't going well so I looked for somethig that might take the place of the KY.

I saw this big container of clear looking gel setting on the counter so I grabbed a handful of it. It worked fine for a couple of seconds then she started squirming and then finally going crazy.

The stuff I had used was hairgel and it had Alcohol in it as a drying agent.

We left right away and when we got to her apartment I went into the other bedroom to wash the stuff off my dick. My package had dried to my underwear and I had to tear it off like a big bandage.

Originally Posted by UrinalCakeEater

just the other night i was with my boyfriend. i think we all know where this ones headed. oops



so, where was I? i invited my boyfriend over for some candle lit dinner and a raunchy dick session. and let me tell you, we were in for a surprise. we started with dinner and a bubble bath. then we turned on some music (the new nickleback) needless to say, that led to some finger banging. he got me off once or twice just doing that. oh man! then we headed to the mall. i needed a comforter on my new bed. so we went to jc pennys. we were looking at the sheets when we saw a display bed. and right at that moment the new nickleback came on the loud speaker. the song was "photograph". no joke. my dick started to tingle a little bit. we ran hand in hand and jumped on the bed. we got in another fingerbang session that led to duel man explosions all over the place. boy, was it hot? me oh my.



the next day i missed my period. and now we are both 7 months pregnant

Originally Posted by UrinalCakeEater

just the other night i was with my boyfriend. i think we all know where this ones headed. oops



so, where was I? i invited my boyfriend over for some candle lit dinner and a raunchy dick session. and let me tell you, we were in for a surprise. we started with dinner and a bubble bath. then we turned on some music (the new nickleback) needless to say, that led to some finger banging. he got me off once or twice just doing that. oh man! then we headed to the mall. i needed a comforter on my new bed. so we went to jc pennys. we were looking at the sheets when we saw a display bed. and right at that moment the new nickleback came on the loud speaker. the song was "photograph". no joke. my dick started to tingle a little bit. we ran hand in hand and jumped on the bed. we got in another fingerbang session that led to duel man explosions all over the place. boy, was it hot? me oh my.



the next day i missed my period. and now we are both 7 months pregnant

Originally Posted by Flex

Where to start?

I have over a million, since my buddies were the biggest scumbags alive, but they'll come to me slowly.

I'll start with this one....

My boy finally had sex with this chick he liked who lived next door. As their lying in bed, she asks "since we're probably gonna be sleeping together, i'd like to know how many girls you've been with".

Obviously my buddy is feelign awkward as hell, so he's like "uhhhh, not sure." She asks "over ten?" He says "yes". She asks "over twenty?". He says "yes". She is now starting to get real weirded out and asks, "over thirty?" He says "well, i've been to Cancun". She gets outta bed without saying a word, puts her clothes on, and doesn't talk to him again hahaha.

Originally Posted by Uba

Hornychick, those are some scary stories. Thats all i have to say about that.

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Once i was fucking this guy in the ass and he turned around and kissed me.

What a fag.

Originally Posted by T_man

Eww?? he kissed u???

U shuda fucked him up

Originally Posted by Linda Sun

Alfred

Alfred was a mistake. My husband and I were running a test and the unexpected results of the test turned out to be Alfred.

I had recently (in 1982), came into my psychic abilities and well, we were running a test on telepathy; that is we were trying to find out if I could read Jon’s mind if he concentrated on a few words and was in another room. I stayed in the living room and he went into the bedroom and tried to clear his mind by going into a light trance. He was to think of one or two words and I was to read them. It didn’t work; and we were interrupted. After trying for about twenty minutes; this ghost comes in the living room and starts to cuss out my husband. He was mad because my husband called him and then wouldn’t talk to him. He just ignored the ghost. Jon, of course couldn’t hear or see Alfred and that made Alfred mad. So he came in the living room and yelled at me. I got the poor dear to calm down. It seemed the two words my husband thought of was Alfred and 1841. Well Alfred is the ghost’s name and 1841 was when he was hung. Anyway he heard and he came.

Alfred is a little person somewhere between four and five feet. He likes to play games and can change his size and shape. He is a way, way, way out of the closet homosexual. Alfred got himself hung by stalking a sheriff’s deputy. Seems Alfred spotted the deputy taking a bath in a pond, and well the deputy was well hung. It was love at first sight for Alfred; unfortunately for Alfred the deputy wasn’t having any of that. After writing many love letters and completely making a pest of himself he was hung on a trumped up charge. Alfred now enjoys being a ghost.


Linda Sonnenleiter

Originally Posted by The Situation

True story funkin this hot chick in the ass she tells me to tell her when i'm going to cum. so just before i do i tell her she says cum on my face so. i do and she suck the rest out of my dick..it was cool and sick at the same time. would not take that one home to mom.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Home to mom for what? To share?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Home to mom for what? To share?

Originally Posted by Roids1

Werd! I was banging this chick from behind once and I was all like "I'm gonna cum!" She's like "nonono wait!" and she turns around and jerks me off into her mouth. It was nice. I liked it!

Originally Posted by Geared Jesus

I hate pulling out. Even if a bitch says to im all like uhhhhnnngggg take that.

Originally Posted by Geared Jesus

One time i was banging this black girl i met at Wendy's in a Fridays parking lot. But the anxiety of getting spotted plus my Tren abuse caused me to become flaccid. I kept trying to grab the base as hard as i could to keep my junk stiff but after awhile it was rediculous. Then she started asking whats wrong and i had this overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.

The urge to hurt her was enough to get rock hard again. Moral of the story, that night i realized i was a sadist. I now regularly enjoy inflicting some form of pain during sex (Biting, slapping, hair yanking, choking) Theres something about hearing a girl whimper with pleasure/pain that gets me in a frenzy.

Originally Posted by soccerhore

Originally Posted by Best Friend Tim

I sodomized my friend Tim while he vomited into the toilet after Jager night.










Pic's or it didn't happen?

Originally Posted by Roids1

You should create an account there mate. That's one place you might score some tailpipe! GICH!