Originally Posted by Little Wing

i need a mod to change the name of this thread to how far... sorry running spybot slow loading ....ooops



i mean like pretending to be all romantic when you aren't, borrowing a buddy's better looking penis, okay maybe not that

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I'm not sure what you're talking about...

Originally Posted by DontStop

my FANTASY which i hope never becomes a reality is a sexy kidnapping.

Originally Posted by DontStop

It's hard to explain why it's appealing to me
but the element of surprise and anonimousity seems erotic. its also kind of sexy because its something i actually hope in reality never ever ever happens

Originally Posted by DontStop

i know in reality it can be, hence why i dont want it to actually happen

and no i dont

i just like anger driven sex

not so much chains and whips

Originally Posted by DontStop

i just like anger driven sex

Originally Posted by DontStop

lol drunk sex is almost the same for me
i get super rowdy insane-o

me and my bf live in a rig camp and ive come to his room a couple of times jusyt lit and i'm sure the whole pod has heard me

i love it!

Originally Posted by KelJu

As for me, I just want Lanny Barbie to sit on my face while Monica Sweetheart sucks me off. I'd then change positions and suck on Lanny's nipples while pounding Monica from the back.

Originally Posted by david

What is a "rig camp" and "pod"?

Originally Posted by DontStop

a camp is like a hotel you stay at while you're working on an oil rig

a pod is the division of the camp you stay in

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

Must suck being a pornstar huh?

Originally Posted by KelJu

I don't get what you mean?

Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan

Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan


id probably die afterwards from being so happy

Originally Posted by DontStop

hes already on my facebook
and my myspace

Originally Posted by DontStop

no i'm too shy
he's never in canada anyways really
unless ofcourse if he's touring with puscifer which i kind of doubt

plus his facebook says hes in a relationship

ive tagged him in a couple notes

Originally Posted by DontStop

to arrange a "meeting" of epic sexual proportions

Originally Posted by KelJu

She wants to be kidnapped by some Brad Pit looking guy and be sexually abused. S&M type shit, you know. I've had lots of female friends tell me crazy stuff like that.


As for me, I just want Lanny Barbie to sit on my face while Monica Sweetheart sucks me off. I'd then change positions and suck on Lanny's nipples while pounding Monica from the back.

Sounds great in theory, but the truth is Lanny alone would have me blowing a wad in about 20 seconds.

Originally Posted by Goodfella9783

There's dudes who really do what your fantasy described on a daily basis for their job. Probably with those chicks together too haha. I was being sarcastic by saying "wow it must suck being a pornstar."

Originally Posted by goob

Mine involves dontstop, a goat and a large tub of ice-cream.....

Originally Posted by DontStop

I want to fuck maynard james keenan


id probably die afterwards from being so happy

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Danny81 walks into a school shower, disrobes and joins the other kids in the shower then he works his penis into a hard-on and shows off to the other little guys....
shortly after that the basket ball teams shows to also use the shower....Danny81 is very impressed by their length...
Basketball team pulls a train on Danny81.

He told me that was his fantasy.

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

Originally Posted by DontStop

lol well i'll say it again

i want to fuck maynard so bad id probably give him ly left lung and right kidney

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

Originally Posted by DontStop

my fav tool song is aenema
i told my beau yesterday we should fuck to it
im such a queer haha

i just recently decided, and im not saying this for attention im being honest
i saw a vid o4 double pen...yah thatd be cool to try

Originally Posted by DontStop

I did anal once at the peek of a drunk stuper.

Originally Posted by IRM

Did your boyfriend walk funny afterwords?

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I don't think there is a female out there who I'd rather fuck than go on with normal functioned living.

Originally Posted by Doublebase

My favorite TOOL vid. Maynard looks really fucked up. Sounds great though.

YouTube Video

Originally Posted by DontStop

maynard is so sexy

Originally Posted by david

Cool song, of course and I really never knew what this band looked like. What the hell is the lead singer wearing? A long pink t-shirt?

Originally Posted by DontStop

he's like, 45 and he's still looking damn good to me

Originally Posted by PreMier

oh and i have some really crazy fantasy emails a girl sent me. totally hot

It’s late as we take the elevator back to our hotel rooms, I don’t want the night to end and am flooded with thoughts and emotions, not knowing which ones to act on... I look up to find you staring at me smiling and I want you so badly... you see it in my eyes and close in on me running your hands through my hair and bringing your lips to mine, kissing me softly, your breath hot, my lips part and you slip your tongue gently into my mouth, I can taste the sweet taste of alcohol on your breath as you run one hand down my back to briefly caress my ass before you pull me in closer to your body, I kiss you back harder feeling an unmistakable urgency. I want you! Tongues probing deep as I feel the moisture between my legs starting to flow, I feel the hardness of your cock pressing against my hip and a soft moan escapes my lips...

I whisper ‘I want you’ as your tongue moves to my neck, biting and licking, sending a shiver down my spine as your hand moves up to roughly caress my breast, my nipple hardening under my shirt. My hands wandering to your pants, rubbing along your cock, feeling it straining against my touch.

The elevator sounds as we arrive at my floor... I take your hand and lead you to my room with no resistance. Once inside your lips are again on mine in a most delirious kiss... sensuous, soft, deep and wet, I suck gently on your tongue as I imagine sucking on your cock.... pushing me back onto the bed you slowly run your hands up the inside of my warm thighs to my pussy, stroking my clit lightly with your finger, feeling how wet I am through my silk panties, raking your fingers back down my thighs and lowering your head to kiss between them,

lifting my skirt inch by inch as you kiss and lick your way up my sleek long legs, my breathing quickens, my pulse racing, and I feel the rush of excitement... your fingers once again stopping to stroke my clit, pulling my panties aside you tell me to part me legs for you and as I do so you move your tongue softly over my wet glistening cunt, making me moan in pleasure as your tongue flicks and darts, already close to cumming, running my hands over the back of your head as you lick and probe sticking your tongue deep into my hot wet hole,

tasting my juice, sucking my lips and clit and then sinking your tongue back deep inside of me, suddenly I feel you part my lips with your fingers and push two of them deep into me...

I am cumming immediately, uncontrollably, pulling your mouth down hard on my clit telling you to ‘suck it hard’ as you suck and fuck my cunt faster and faster with your fingers wanting to make me moan some more, ‘fuck yes, make me cum baby, mmmmmm’ licking furiously as I cum over and over again, shaking violently telling you I want your cock in my mouth, sliding your cum covered fingers from me you bring them to my mouth, telling me to taste my cum....mmmmm

Sucking my juice off your fingers as I reach to undo your pants, wanting to suck you deep into my mouth, to feel your hard cock buried in my throat... pulling your pants down revealing your raging hard on, pushing your hand away from my lips as I lower my mouth to your cock, kissing and licking it with long wet strokes, swirling my tongue around and around the head of your cock, licking drops of pre cum from the tip of your cock, stroking your balls as I take you between my lips and sink you deep into my mouth until I can take you in no further mmmmmm, sucking you firm and deep as I look up at you, feeling your hand on the back of my head pushing me back down deeper onto your cock as you thrust into my mouth moaning in pleasure... sucking deeper and faster my hot mouth milking your cock as I imagine you filling my mouth with a hot load of cum mmmmmmmmmm.

You pull back from me telling me to get undressed but to leave my stilletoes on, as I get undressed so do you... you then tell me to walk over to the chair by the window, bend over and spread my legs for you so that you can look at me... I walk slowly to the chair allowing you lots of time to view my ass, bend over and spread my legs for you... as you watch all the time stroking your thick hard cock.

You ask me what I want, I tell you I want to feel your cock in my cunt and I want to be fucked ... stepping behind me you rub your cock over pussy, so wet and slippery making me quiver, pushing the head of your cock just inside of me ever so slightly and then pulling out teasing me over and over, asking how I want it, I tell you I want it hard... slipping your cock again just inside my lips I can feel the pulse of your cock and I try to push back onto you but you grab my hips so that I can’t move, then suddenly you thrust up deep and hard into me filling me as I let out a gasp, slamming your cock in and out, so fucking deep, pounding my cunt, forcing it to take your cock in deeper with every stroke, smacking against my ass, balls deep mercilessly... ‘FUCK YEA’ I hear you say, as you tell me how you’re going to pump me full of cum... just hearing that makes me cum so fucking hard as I grind my ass into your hips locking you into me, begging you to ‘FUCK ME HARD’, ‘MAKE ME CUM BABY’.... you fuck me soooo hard, slamming and pounding harder with every stroke until I scream out loud cumming hard... I feel the surge of your cock as you tell me you are about to cum, reaching forward grabbing both my tits and you sink deep into me hot cum filling me in waves as I cum again with you, you cum so hot and thick filling me.... mmmmmmmmm

Originally Posted by DontStop

he's like, 45 and he's still looking damn good to me

Originally Posted by PreMier

cock in my cunt

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

I picked this word out of the bunch.

I refuse to read it,

that is an insult word, not a dirty talk word.

I would probably immediately throw up on a woman who used that word with me, regarding her vag.

Originally Posted by Vieope

Originally Posted by DontStop

Why do we have a "refreshingly gay fitness site" advertisement in this thread?

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It usually pops up when Gazhole and Goob both show up in a thread, it is a strange phenomenon.

Originally Posted by goob

It's actually a program that examines your IP, and the sites you frequent most, and as a result shows up in the threads you post in. That's why it's in every thread you appear in Min0, that and hermaphrodite.com.

It dose'nt show up when I open threads.....

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

cunt is only used as a more derogatory term than bitch. i don't like to use it, but there are some girls who are way more than just your typical "betch."

Originally Posted by A Black Guy

British people use cunt in casual conversation. It carries a lot more power over here.

Originally Posted by DontStop

I want a threesome with my beau and maynard

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

I am shitty at dirty talk.

pussy is fine.

most things aside from cunt are great.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It usually pops up when Gazhole and Goob both show up in a thread, it is a strange phenomenon.

Originally Posted by Gazhole

I didnt know you felt that way about us.

Originally Posted by DontStop

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Record your affair and my life would be complete.

Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

I WOULD LIKE TO ORALLY STIMULATE YOUR VAGINA.

AFTERWARDS, I INTEND TO INSERT MY PHALLUS INTO YOUR VAGINA, AND GYRATE MY HIPS UNTIL I ACHIEVE CLIMAX.

ohhh yeah

Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563

I want a girl to wake me up by straddling my face. The rest is TBD

Originally Posted by chiquita6683

now thats what im talkin bout..... whats TBD?

Originally Posted by chiquita6683

Hey David!
Im great, How've you been?
Ive been reading for a while but just now posted (I didnt think anyone would remember me) but I use to keep that really dramatic journal on here
but Im so not like that.
How've you been? and whats TBD?

Originally Posted by chiquita6683

now thats what im talkin bout..... whats TBD?

Originally Posted by stephfanny

Hmmm....mine would start by receiving a nice, slow, deep relaxing body massage. My glistening body is completely covered with oil. My lover works his way down my back...I can feel the throbbing and am not sure if it's my moist and quivering pussy or if I'm feeling his growing cock against the crack of my butt. I'm so relaxed from the massage I'm nearly drifting off when I first feel him enter me. I softly coo and push back against his cock until he is completely up inside me...

Originally Posted by stephfanny

Hmmm....mine would start by receiving a nice, slow, deep relaxing body massage. My glistening body is completely covered with oil. My lover works his way down my back...I can feel the throbbing and am not sure if it's my moist and quivering pussy or if I'm feeling his growing cock against the crack of my butt. I'm so relaxed from the massage I'm nearly drifting off when I first feel him enter me. I softly coo and push back against his cock until he is completely up inside me...

Originally Posted by Little Wing

okay i thought mine was kinda dumb but i told someone and he uh reallly liked it.

i take pity on a viking that is chained to a wall in my fathers dungeon.... his body is very nice and tending his wounds leads to other things....

yours can't be any more embarrassing than that let's hear them....

Originally Posted by Little Wing

or the man my father, the king, ( ) assigns to be my bodyguard and stand watch in my bedchamber at night is really hot and i decide i am going to seduce him. he resists despite his desire because well my father would kill him. but i am merciless and finally get my way....

Originally Posted by Witmaster

I'm a wounded Viking Gladiator, chained to to the wall in a dungeon, when out of the darkness my captor's daughter comes to visit me.........

.............Man that just sounds scarily familiar

Originally Posted by Witchblade

IP/spam check?