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Posted by: animal56

What's your favourite part of sex?

Posted by: Pianomahnn

The resident virgin votes for foreplay.

I say, for all the foreplay I'm doing in my life, the actual act of sex better be good.

Posted by: TheSupremeBeing

Damn Piano, just stick it in her already.

Posted by: Tank316

every part of sex is good.before,during, after..the next morning,the pizza crust......

Posted by: I Are Baboon

It's all good!

Posted by: Pianomahnn

Originally posted by TheSupremeBeing
Damn Piano, just stick it in her already.

No.

Posted by: irontime

For me there is nothing better than holding a gorgeous woman tight as both of you are climaxing, mmmmmmmm

Posted by: HickeyNC

Originally posted by irontime
For me there is nothing better than holding a gorgeous woman tight as both of you are climaxing, mmmmmmmm

That and watching your woman go crazy as you give her a super intense orgasm. Talk about the ego booster.

lol

Posted by: Pianomahnn

They're all faking for you.

Posted by: irontime

Not according to the bed sheets lol

Posted by: El Presidente

Originally posted by TheSupremeBeing
Damn Piano, just stick it in her already.

hahaaahaaa so frank.

my favourite moment is watching the look on her face as I first put it in her.

Posted by: naturaltan

when me and wife are finished and I can watch the others going at it!!

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by naturaltan
when me and wife are finished and I can watch the others going at it!!

Posted by: Dero

From da begining to da end...It's ALL good!

!!!

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by irontime
For me there is nothing better than holding a gorgeous woman tight as both of you are climaxing, mmmmmmmm

Damn boy, that was hot....I need to go watch some porn and hangout with my battery operated friend....lol
or I could attack honey when he gets home from the gym...lol

Posted by: irontime

Why wait for honey? I'm right here

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime
Why wait for honey? I'm right here

YOU only wish!!!

...

Posted by: irontime

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

Posted by: ALBOB

Hickey's on the money with this one. Watching a woman have an orgasm is absolutely the most beautiful, erotic thing in the world.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by irontime

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

Been there,done that...
I was given a # and told to wait in line!!!

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by ALBOB
Hickey's on the money with this one. Watching a woman have an orgasm is absolutely the most beautiful, erotic thing in the world.

Yep. That's the only real reason I watch as much porn as I do.

Okay I'm the odd ball here.... I love the foreplay. Especially when it's with a person you just started dating... I'm just hoping it's as good as I remember cause that was a very, very long time ago. You know maybe it was overated and the years of thinking about it made it better than it really was.. so I'll just stick to watching porns so I can watch women have orgasms.

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

The part right before my orgasm, feels the best.. uhhh.. too much, I think I need to finda guy quick before I use something I shouldn't !

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
The part right before my orgasm, feels the best.. uhhh.. too much, I think I need to finda guy quick before I use something I shouldn't !

pick me!!!

opps, sorry, that's an automatic reaction - thought it was the weekend party. :o :o

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LOL, well unfortunately that was last night.....and I wont spill details on that one!

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
LOL, well unfortunately that was last night.....and I wont spill details on that one!

no details necessary ... I'll make up my own fantasy ...

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Ok then! It's all good for me!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl before I use something I shouldn't !

Unless it's a live domesticated animal there is nothing you "shouldn't" use. (Dead ones are questionable, just ask Dero.)

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by ALBOB
Unless it's a live domesticated animal there is nothing you "shouldn't" use. (Dead ones are questionable, just ask Dero.)

Umm, Dero?? You got an explaination for this one???
And I wasn't thinking of any type of animal, your so sick ALBOB!

Posted by: irontime

Ooohhhh... groovy, she's talking about 'sex toys' then

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl your so sick ALBOB!

#1 DUH!!! We could start a poll to see if there's anybody in the civilized world who doesn't already know THAT! #2 Look in the mirror young lady, I seem to remember SOMEONE looking for new and creative ways to make her boyfriend scream. Hmmmm..........I wonder who that could have been.

And just so you know, sick around here is a good thing. If you're not one of the sick ones you're just another lump on the mattress.

Posted by: animal56

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Umm, Dero?? You got an explaination for this one???
And I wasn't thinking of any type of animal, your so sick ALBOB!

What? What's so wrong with thinking about me?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by animal56 What's so wrong with thinking about me?

That depends, are you one of the live domesticated ones or one of the dead ones?

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by ALBOB
#1 DUH!!! We could start a poll to see if there's anybody in the civilized world who doesn't already know THAT! #2 Look in the mirror young lady, I seem to remember SOMEONE looking for new and creative ways to make her boyfriend scream. Hmmmm..........I wonder who that could have been.

And just so you know, sick around here is a good thing. If you're not one of the sick ones you're just another lump on the mattress.

ROFLAMO!!!!
Funny shit!
I know I asked, but that was a while ago, and this is a totally different subject.

Ooohhhh... groovy, she's talking about 'sex toys' then

LOL, if you include fingers being sex toys....

What? What's so wrong with thinking about me?

Forgive my selfishness!! oh please forgive me!!!

Posted by: irontime

LOL, if you include fingers being sex toys....

I'm sorry I seem to be evade here as I have not the foggiest of what you are talking about. Please describe what you mean to me using VERY explicit detail as so I don't get confused.

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by irontime

I'm sorry I seem to be evade here as I have not the foggiest of what you are talking about. Please describe what you mean to me using VERY explicit detail as so I don't get confused.

Hmmm....
Well, would you like me to explain it or would you rather watch? I am open to both....

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Umm, Dero?? You got an explaination for this one???
And I wasn't thinking of any type of animal, your so sick ALBOB!

Look at da source...Who insinuated such rubbish?

Need I say more?

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Hmmm....
Well, would you like me to explain it or would you rather watch? I am open to both....

Well. as IT seems to have fainted at the offer, I will unfortunately have to take his place here....when and where?

Posted by: esmerelda

I feel I must agree with Pitboss....theres nothing quite like an experienced tongue....especially when neither quite knows how the other person will react!!!

Naturaltan.... your parties sound like my kinda fun!!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by esmerelda
I feel I must agree with Pitboss....theres nothing quite like an experienced tongue....especially when neither quite knows how the other person will react!!!

Naturaltan.... your parties sound like my kinda fun!!!

You mean like a "tongue twister"?

Posted by: esmerelda

Cum again?!!! Oh...sorry...I thought you were offering!!!

I can honestly say that once you perfect the art of tying a knot in a cherry stem...only using your tongue... you appreciate tallent!!!

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by irontime
Ooohhhh... groovy, she's talking about 'sex toys' then

Or...household items...fruits, vegetables....oh God! I am at work and I can see a million things layin around waitin to be used...LOL! Kidding. Seriously though sometimes you are so "hot" that you start looking for the handiest tool and in that case it isn't always your man's "tool"...ha! I am just full of it today!!!!!

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Hmmm....
Well, would you like me to explain it or would you rather watch? I am open to both....

I think I have been replaced...
Muscle girl..if you are gonna flirt with the guys and let them watch, what is my job around here???? Oh yeah, to post pics of my breasts and flirt with w8lifter....giggle!!!

I think I just have found my partner in crime...do you mind sharing these boys??? Lol!

Posted by: Pitboss

Tongue baths are my speciality!!!! hehe

and I agree NT's parties sound like a blast!!! Not your typical Tupperware party

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by susiQ

I think I have been replaced...
Muscle girl..if you are gonna flirt with the guys and let them watch, what is my job around here???? Oh yeah, to post pics of my breasts and flirt with w8lifter....giggle!!!

I think I just have found my partner in crime...do you mind sharing these boys??? Lol!

No problem, you can have em AFTER me!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by Pitboss
Tongue baths are my speciality!!!! hehe

I don't get what you mean here PB....Mind showing me???

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by susiQ
Or...household items...fruits, vegetables....oh God!

Umm, well I dunno about you but I have too much fear of these gettin stuck or accidentally goin too far. So I am gonna have to stick to cocks and toys....oh and fingers and tongues...Kuso, you wanna show everyone how it's done right??

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
No problem, you can have em AFTER me!

Nah, I don't do sloppy seconds...ha ha!!!!!!
Plus, I have been there and done them..........lol!!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Hmmm, well I am sure we can work this out somehow....
Ok, Kuso, IT, PB, Dero and whoever else are mine.
And you get.....w8lifter!
There we go, all settled!

Posted by: Dero

Looks like a hoe down to me...

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by Dero
Looks like a hoe down to me...

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
Hmmm, well I am sure we can work this out somehow....
Ok, Kuso, IT, PB , Dero and whoever else are mine.

I don't think so

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by w8lifter

I don't think so

OHHHHH! Did he not tell you??

PB!!!

Bad boy, think I should spank you!

Posted by: King Penguin

Trying not to wake her half way through other wise its a biatch slap to the jewels......

Oh and not sleeping in the wet patch......

Posted by: Dero

Too young for a tat

,hmmmmm,too young for me!!!
Susi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys fight it over...

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LOL, well if you make it you sleep on it.. sorry, it's just the way it goes!

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by Dero
Too young for a tat

,hmmmmm,too young for me!!!
Susi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys fight it over...

I hate it when my age gets in the way!Damn this world!!!

Posted by: King Penguin

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
LOL, well if you make it you sleep on it.. sorry, it's just the way it goes!

Girls squirt too you know..oops perhaps it hasn't happend yet...come see the Penguin

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by King Penguin
Girls squirt too you know..oops perhaps it hasn't happend yet...come see the Penguin

OHHHH that one was so mean! I am not that young.... well maybe I am

And yes I know girls squirt too, but I am just sayin if you make the spot you sleep on it! Pfff!

Posted by: King Penguin

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
OHHHH that one was so mean! I am not that young.... well maybe I am

And yes I know girls squirt too, but I am just sayin if you make the spot you sleep on it! Pfff!

OK...OK....suitably chastised...by the way its always me with the wet a$$........

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by King Penguin OK...OK....suitably chastised...by the way its always me with the wet a$$........

HAHAHA....Well don't make such a mess!!

Posted by: irontime

Ok, Kuso, IT, PB, Dero and whoever else are mine.

Wha???

you have bumped me down the line to second?? M-G, After all we have been through, I'm hurt

That does it, no more sex for you

Posted by: kuso

And to think IT, all it took was a taste or two of me.

Posted by: irontime

Uhhh yeah

I guess I must have hurt her and worn her out to much, so I could see how the impotent old farts are a welcome change

Posted by: kuso

With age comes experience..........don`t worry, with a lot of practice, one day you too will become a good lover.....though I doubt you`ll ever reach my standard, you can have a lot of fun trying.

Posted by: irontime

...........AAahhhh DAMNIT

you got me!!

Posted by: kuso

LOL

What was the most worrying for me was that dero even made the list.

Posted by: irontime

The whole list was a dissapointment, how she could even place me in the same categorie as you toothpicks is beyond me

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
The whole list was a dissapointment, how she could even place me in the same categorie as you toothpicks is beyond me

Not only in the same catagorie, but not even first.................:o

Posted by: irontime

............DIE!!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by kuso
LOL

What was the most worrying for me was that dero even made the list.

Hmmmm,will it make you feel better if I tell you that I removed myself from DA RAT RACE?
Hell,I would not want to find out that poor wittle kuso worried so much and got an ULCER!!!
HELL NO!!!NOT ME!!!

Posted by: animal56

Originally posted by irontime
The whole list was a dissapointment, how she could even place me in the same categorie as you toothpicks is beyond me

What's even worse? The fact that I'm not even on the list. Hell, I started this thread! And doesn't she know that the nickname Animal isn't just for show?!

Posted by: kuso

IT..lol

Dero.......no offense meant, I just thought she had better taste than a guy with just a single hairy ball.

And animal......hows it fell to be passed over in favour of the above mentioned single hairy ball?!?!?!?!?!?.........I guess you`re pretty far down the line eh?

Posted by: senopole

trick question guys, Its allllll good.

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by irontime

Wha???

you have bumped me down the line to second?? M-G, After all we have been through, I'm hurt

That does it, no more sex for you

OK ok! Geez boys!
Hmm...lets say IT comes first.. and what is left of me animal can have... and after that kuso.... and if he is even paying attention PB is last

IT, you will always be my #1 lover...It was simply a list, not in any particular order!

Uhhh yeah I guess I must have hurt her and worn her out to much

Worn me out??? Pff, if anything I could wear you out...much younger....and female! I could so beat you down

Posted by: irontime

Worn me out??? Pff, if anything I could wear you out...much younger....and female! I could so beat you down

Oh that challenge is SO accepted. I'm gonna pound you into ground beef honey

And thanx sweetie, I knew you would pick me #1, especially over *snicker* Kuso

Posted by: kuso

IT....um......F%#K @FF!!!!!!!!

How did I go from first to second last?????????:o

Posted by: irontime

Pffft

Just be thankful that you are even on the same list as me. I thought that was a typo in itself. I'll try not to wear her out too much. No promises though

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by kuso
IT..lol

Dero.......no offense meant, I just thought she had better taste than a guy with just a single hairy ball.

Better then NO KAOUNEES kujo!!!

And animal......hows it fell to be passed over in favour of the above mentioned single hairy ball?!?!?!?!?!?.........I guess you`re pretty far down the line eh?

Posted by: niftyfifty

I can't decide, all of it I guess!

Posted by: animal56

Originally posted by kuso
IT....um......F%#K @FF!!!!!!!!

How did I go from first to second last?????????:o

What was that you said about being passed over. Sorry bud. It just goes to show that Canadians really are better lovers.

Posted by: kuso

Well you know....after the initial outrage, I got to thinking.......I`m not, nor have ever been into children.

You Canadian pederfiles can fight over her.............I`ll wait for a couple of years until she is at least legal, and knows what good loving really is, and she`ll voluntarily be knocking at my door, complaining that shes never truely been satisfied.

Posted by: irontime

You Canadian pederfiles can fight over her.............I`ll wait for a couple of years until she is at least legal,

God Damn I LOVE MY COUNTRY

She IS legal over here, and I'm only about 5 years older than her so that's not too outrageous.
O' CANADA

cum to Iron baby

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

To be legal, or no to be... that IS the question....Well, my b-day is comin up in about a month if that makes y'all feel better...........
And don't call him a pedophile, cause that means I am the file! I dun wanna be a file!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!
And 5 years isn't too outrageous.. compared to my current interest....he is 23.. hehe

Oh, but I am still looking foward to you pounding me IT!!!

Posted by: machinehead022

With the right person it is all totally amazing.

Posted by: irontime

Oh, but I am still looking foward to you pounding me IT!!!

Oh great, that's exactly what I needed in the middle of the library.....a tent.

thank you very much

Posted by: DFINEST

Doing it of course

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by irontime

Oh great, that's exactly what I needed in the middle of the library.....a tent.

thank you very much

Damn well better be settin up camp for me! Geez! If you weren't I would be very worried

Posted by: irontime

Got the fire goin, marshmellows are out, and of course the tents set up, let's go camping sweetie

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Yay, well just as long as you keep me safe from the scary night creatures....think you could handle that one??

Posted by: irontime

I may have a problem with keeping you away from a particular
one-eyed monster

Posted by: ALBOB

Would you two get a room already!!!

(IT, $100 for still pictures. $500 for video.

)

Posted by: irontime

Hey right on, that should pay for the round trip AND a hotel room. There may even be enough left over for a case of beer. Sounds like a weekend to me, how 'bout you sweetie?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by irontime Sounds like a weekend to me, how 'bout you sweetie?

Who the hell you calling "sweetie" ya' bastard???

Posted by: irontime

Wha?

You don't like it when I call you sweetie Albob? Fine I guess I'll just stick to calling M-G that

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Originally posted by irontime

Hey right on, that should pay for the round trip AND a hotel room. There may even be enough left over for a case of beer. Sounds like a weekend to me, how 'bout you sweetie?

Hmm.... only beer? Pff... I was lookin at some nice and expensive room service...maybe a spa...facial...you know.. the important things in life! And I am fine with you calling me anything you want IT!!

Posted by: kuso

IT,,,she wants a facial............I`ll throw another hundred on top of Albops if you get that on tape......

*I don`t believe I posted that*

lol

Posted by: irontime

Holy crap, you give them an inch.....

, Sorry babe, no dice, we get a hotel room with moderate accomodations, I get you drunk off the beer, and we go at it.

frickin facial, Geeze

Posted by: seyone

Originally posted by irontime
frickin facial, Geeze

never heard a man complain about giving a woman a facial before.

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by seyone
never heard a man complain about giving a woman a facial before.

as hard as this is going to be for you to read, I have heard that there are 3 men in this world who do not care for giving facials ... yes, it's true!

Posted by: ALBOB

Well since IT doesn't even come close to qualifying to be called a "MAN", who are the three?

Posted by: seyone

Originally posted by ALBOB
Well since IT doesn't even come close to qualifying to be called a "MAN", who are the three?

oh damn ROFL

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

ALBOB!! Your so mean...he is way more of a man than you are...and a pic of you and your pussy doesn't count....whatever you guys may get up to.......

Kuso...umm.. I didn't mean that kind of facial........I meant the ones that you actually pay for.. I highly doubt any girl would pay for a guy to wack it all over her face

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
Holy crap, you give them an inch.....

It`s unfortunate that thats all you CAN give too isn`t it............

Oh well, they do say it`s not the size, but how you use it.

LMAO.

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by Muscle_Girl
...I highly doubt any girl would pay for a guy to wack it all over her face

I have to everyday....I have to do the dishes, clean the house....blah, blah, blah...and be his submissive lil slave....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: irontime

I highly doubt any girl would pay for a guy to wack it all over her face

I never thought of that way, and you may be on to something here. They say that it is full of protein, so who knows? This may be the next super facial cream

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LOL, your quite a character IT!
When you start selling your sperm in a bottle lemme know!

Posted by: irontime

WEllllll, first we are gonna have to test it before we can market it, I may need a hand with that, if you know what I'm saying

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
I may need a hand with that, if you know what I'm saying

LOL

I think you may already have your hands ( well at least you right hand ) full as it is!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso I think you may already have your hands ( well at least you right hand ) full as it is!!!

The whole hand? Somehow I doubt that. The thumb and forefinger at most.

Posted by: irontime

Hey it's better than what you got going for ya Alboob

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

LMAO, hey that one kinda reminds me of Brian...

Posted by: irontime

Albob reminds you of your ex?

Posted by: Muscle_Girl

Yea I guess so... he was pudgy and had a super small dick...kinda funny huh?

Posted by: irontime

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Poor Albob is getting trashed by M-G, Oh this is great!

Posted by: ALBOB

Yep, Muscle Girl is finally doing what Irontime never could, getting a good slam in on the ole' ALBOB. Good one MG.

(Say what you want but it makes ME feel good.

)

Posted by: esmerelda

Hey MG...darlin'....allow me to educate you on the way of the world.....never bad mouth someone who one day may end up being your sugar daddy!!!! Also....with age comes wisdom... with youth comes heart ache!!!! I believe Albob would do more than give me a run for my money....and trust me when I say... there are very very few who would even attempt to take me on!!! IT...dont go there lover boy....I can see your itching to say something...but trust me....its not worth it!!!! Its not how fast you can pound it...but how long you can make her squirm!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

The clouds part. The sun shines through. A voice from above echos throught the hills. It's the all knowing and all powerful esmerelda. Thank you for rescuing me from these evil children esmerelda. Don't be too hard on them though, they know not the powers of the truely gifted..............................like us.

Posted by: irontime

Leave it to the security at the old-folks home to let out two loonies who think they can match themselves against the young pups

Posted by: ALBOB

Child you have neither quality nor quantity so BE GONE!!!

Posted by: irontime

pfft

It will take more than that to get rid of me, I'm one of those turds that just won't flush.....err.....wait a minute..

..I'll have to get back to ya on this one

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
I'm one of those turds that just won't flush.....

Now I know why you`re not into shyt.....you`re a racist!!

lol

Posted by: irontime

Didn't you have a bunghole you were supposed to be licking somewhere?

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by irontime
Didn't you have a bunghole you were supposed to be licking somewhere?

Never could say no to a hersy kiss.

Posted by: irontime

Damn what I wouldn't give for a picture of a fat hairy ass to post up here and tell you to go at it!

Your lucky that they monitor these things, ah well there will always be next time

Posted by: November

giving and receiving oral (with a woman only of course).

Posted by: Stickboy

I'd have to say I enjoy it all

Posted by: CLPgold

Muscular, warm flesh and ORGASM!!!

Posted by: Mule

I would just like to get some!

Posted by: rks1969

All of it ,start to finish.

Posted by: bigheath

I love to watch the woman enjoying herself, man that makes me hard.

Posted by: GYM GURU

My favorite part is when a chick lets me take her panties off.. cause now I know " IT'S ON " Seeing a chick squirt also is mindboggling. I had sex with a chick that squirts & I just could not believe it. I did not think that was truth that women could do that. I hear about it but have never seem it. Now thats an ego booster.

Posted by: Tank316

Originally posted by Mule
I would just like to get some!

red alert.red alert.mule is looking for something.BEWARE..

Posted by: Markus

From the time you get "that look" that says your going to have it made to my gasping breaths up to 5 hours later. During all that time - I feel like I'm in heaven

Posted by: esmerelda

5 hrs!!!! Man are you sure your an Aussie boy!!!!

Posted by: naturaltan

nothing compares to the real world action of two ladies pleasuring each other ... nothing!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by naturaltan
nothing compares to the real world action of two ladies pleasuring each other ... nothing!

Unfortunatley I'm not speaking from experience but it sure seems to me that being in between those two lovely ladies would be pretty damn nice.

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by ALBOB
... but it sure seems to me that being in between those two lovely ladies would be pretty damn nice.

YUP

Posted by: Scorpio Gurl

**laughing my a$$ off!!!**
Oh man, if I wasn't so tired, I would be posting more, but i'll be back! ~
You guys are hilarious!!! I love it!

Posted by: kuso

I sure hope you will be back SC....we`ve got some unfinished business!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso
I sure hope you will be back SC....

...............and bring your friend SG too, she's a hottie.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by ALBOB

...............and bring your friend SG too, she's a hottie.

:o :o :o I didn`t think I was THAT bad at spelling

Posted by: Scorpio Gurl

Originally posted by kuso

:o I didn`t think I was THAT bad at spelling

Hey Kuso.... lol, It's okay I figured it out...
and we'll finish our "unfinished business" ~~ Don't worry

I'll be back later tonight... have to go to work now....

Albob... :o thanks for the welcome!!

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by Scorpio Gurl

Hey Kuso.... lol, It's okay I figured it out...
and we'll finish our "unfinished business" ~~ Don't worry

I'll be back later tonight... have to go to work now....

Albob... :o thanks for the welcome!!

Well then....it looks as though I`d better take a shower.

Posted by: ALBOB

Yee Gawd PLEASE!!! We can smell your stinkin' ass all the way over here.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by ALBOB
Yee Gawd PLEASE!!! We can smell your stinkin' ass all the way over here.

Now ther you go with my ass again....and even after I warned you!

Posted by: big_lou

all sex is good sex. (w/ a woman)

Posted by: jason

My favourite part of sex is the initial penetration...
after the foreplay, fingering, sucking, kissing when i'm rock hard and she's(the babe) is dripping wet - mind-blowing.
The sight of a woman moaning and trembling while i stroke her ... Also the sight of her enjoying a full blown orgasm, when her ... wraps tightly around my pole, awesome.
I luv sex.

Posted by: mia mia

My favorite part of sex...hmmm...that's a hard question.

I'd have to say catching my man off guard by randomly reaching for his zipper. The look on his face when he realizes what he's in for is wonderful. And then when he's peeling clothes off of me & fumbling with buttons & bra hooks it's just so cute with the frustration. And when he pushes my knees apart with his...just feeling his dry head when I'm dripping wet...that & initial penetration...and when he's spazzing while comming...and when he wraps his arms around me & lays my head in his hands....

I am totally pornal here. I LOVE SEX WITH MY BOY TOY!!

Look what yall have done to me. And he's 2 hours away. Dammit.

Posted by: barbarian

The initial penetration....the first time I put my lovepole inside a woman's kitty kat....that is the what I enjoy the most! that first
stroke.....

Posted by: jonese

I think there is nothing better than bring a woman to orgasm.
I love to see their O face.

Posted by: sam

I would have to say foreplay

Posted by: dhbiker

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Posted by: zombiex

pre sex. or the urge to have sex is the best part.

Posted by: sharkfin2001

Watching her moaning as she has an orgasm. Got to love a flushed face.

Posted by: Dero

From da begining to da end...I love it!!!

Posted by: BabyArnold

Anyway and or time you can get it is cool....I am married so anything my wife will give me is like Christmas candy

Posted by: h_townraider

I like it all, but giving and rec. oral has to be my fav.

Posted by: British Bulldog

the best part of sex for me, must be unloading all over her face.

Posted by: isenbcc

It sounds like we need to talk alittle more about last night.

Posted by: ksiebert

Is sex hard to come by once you're married?

Posted by: isenbcc

I would say yes.

Posted by: isenbcc

Just because you get so used to the person you are married to that you get a little used to what you have so you have to keep intresting and romantic for the women and adventures for the man.

Posted by: isenbcc

Let me know how things go for you.

Posted by: ksiebert

I'll be married in a few months, and am looking forward to it! Hope things stay that way!

Posted by: robbm

Originally posted by ksiebert
Is sex hard to come by once you're married?

Based solely on my experience (28 years old, married 8 years):

It's easy to get in a rut where there just isn't time for sex and neither of you are trying to initiate anything. When dating, you probably get some time apart, so a rut that you're in, is easily broken by the other person. When married, you're both in the SAME RUT!! Biggest thing that you can do is identify what's going on and agree to make a conscience effort to make time for sex.

Feeling good about yourself is a big one for my wife and I. When either of us feels crappy because of not getting to the gym for a few months or poor diet , our sex life dies. Just after getting married, my wife gained a few pounds and we became "lights out, under the covers only" type of people. When she feels good about herself, she becomes the sexiest woman I have ever met. Willing to leave the lights on and do anything.

I do have to say that there can be bonuses with long term sexual relationships. You become so comfortable (not bored) with each other that you may eventually explore things that were out of the question years before. I can summarize all of this in one experience. When first dating/married, my wife seldom let me go down on her. She now says it was too uncomfortable for her to not know what I was thinking or looking at. After a few years of marriage (she has become much fitter and felt better about herself), she slowly allowed me to go down more frequently. Finally after years of marriage, she relaxed enough to actually enjoy what I was doing. She exploded with her first ever orgasm!!!! Since then, she wants me down on her all the time. She cums several times per session and our love life is the best ever. It still happens in streaks though. Very little action for a few weeks, then I have to drag my weary, hard ridden ass to work everyday for the next couple of weeks.

Sorry to be so long, I just see too many friends bash their marriages, yet they have unreal expectations or are unwilling to really work for it.

Posted by: average joe

Oral sex, lots of kissing

Posted by: razorblade

I love holding my signicant other so tightly that you feel as if you're going to fuse together from the heat, and she's running her hands up and down your body almost in rhythm with the waves of spasms we're having!

Posted by: superphenix

I love to make her squirt...

Posted by: Burner02

hell..right now...I'd like to be having with someone!
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Posted by: sawheet

Favorite part is the chase

Posted by: GYM GURU

The part when the femael is having an orgasm & she tenses up & gets locked up in ecxtasy ! I was doing this girl & I was hittin it & I began to change positions & when she noticed I was changing she grabbed me & I could not move. She was strong as an ox. She informed me that she was having an orgasm & wanted me to stay put & keep doing what I was doing. I had no choice. I began to think she had been lifting weights & gotten very strong all of a sudden. I love that part because I know I'm doing a job well done !

Posted by: budo

foreplay, and oral are the best.

Posted by: buff_tat2d_chic

It is all good

but if I had to pick I would say foreplay but that includes oral grat as well.

Posted by: Mik

All parts as long as I'm getting some ass

Posted by: Ron Jeremy

When the door hits them in the ass. Seriously, getting a chic off w/my tongue.

Posted by: barbarian

When she gets up and makes me
a ham sandwich!

Posted by: TRD

Love to receive the final touch

Posted by: dino

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Is when I'm finally getting some~!

Posted by: NICK

WHEN I CAN ROLL OVER AND GOOD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP. THAT MEANS IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BOTH OF US.

Posted by: Poolboy

Oral is the best. Giving as well as receiving.

Posted by: mark

It's all good but the best is watching a porno and seeing how long you can take it before you sink the bone.

Posted by: NICK

only if your watching with someone that can sink the bone?

Posted by: austinite

For me it's the actual stroking. Especially when doing it doggy style and I see (and hear) myself going in and out of her wetness. This is followed closely by the giving and receiving of oral.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by J'Bo

-Watching the man do someone else
-Watching porn til i am wet as an ocean

I think I just found my wife :o

Posted by: J'Bo

Thank god, i have been waiting for you to ask.
I hate it where i live and would love to live in Australia.
You know the saying though right?
"Nothing less than a karot".
LOL

Posted by: J'Bo

BTW, yes i am a confessed porn watching queen.
Have over 27 now, and growing thanks to direct T.V.

Posted by: Dero

He,he...I can get you busshels of carrots...
Hi J'Bo!!!

Posted by: kuso

LOL....I think I`ve found the perfect woman

A collection even bigger than my own :o

One problem ( and no it`s not the karot

) while I am 100% Aussie.......I live in Japan....

Posted by: J'Bo

Sushi is even better.
What's your favorite porn flic?

I just watched the funniest one ever "bare wench project", too soft porn for me though.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by J'Bo

What's your favorite porn flic?

Is this just out of interest, or are you trying to find out if we are sexually compatible? :o

Actually.....I`m not to good with titles....I just remember the scenes

Posted by: J'Bo

Well kinda. JJ of course or maybe not.

I am not too big on titles either.
I think the title is where the boys are 8.
There are two really good scenes:
one including milk and butter, and the other has a huge ice dildo.

Posted by: kuso

Well the milk and butter sounds like fun....but you are not putting an ice dildo anywherr near me

Actually, probably my favourite all time was called The Blonde Goddess.....funny, she wasn`t even really blonde

It is an old one, but is was SO funny/stupid that my friends and I still quote lines from it ( we saw it about 15 years ago

)

One of the lines was "do me down and dirty and fuck me filthy"

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by J'Bo
I really just popped in here because i was having a bad day and wanted a laugh. I really was not prepared for what i just read, you guys almost made me laugh to death. Nothing like men fighting over one piece of meat.

So here is my list:
-Watching the man do someone else
-Watching porn til i am wet as an ocean
-Feeling him behind me as he is bangin away
-Of course the chase and the first 5 minutes of sexual contact. This is the reason for 99% of divorces and break ups (i am convinced).
-When the two of you are so close and so in tune that you can feel your bodies melt into one.

Now PB who are you kidding, we all know that your answer is not foreplay. You are the horniest mother effer i know, there has got to be a real list posted somewhere in here.

Damn girl!!! Nothing I likebetter than starting my morning off with a stiff ... uh cup of Jo!!!!!

Oh and Foreplay is by far my favorite!! and probbaly why I so like a variety of women. But then again you've met my criteria and then some!!

Favorite Porn.. I like it hard core. Non of those stupid story lines. I would have to say right now it would be the Watcher Series and the Action Sport series... and "Where the girls are" hmmmm Me likes!!!!

Posted by: J'Bo

Yah defiantely made a typo above, the flick is called "where the boys aren't 8".

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by J'Bo
Yah defiantely made a typo above, the flick is called "where the boys aren't 8".

Where the boys aren't is where the girls are... as long as the content is the same I'm a happy camper.. tent's up ready to go!!! LOL

Oh and I have scene that Ice dildo scene.. I think that was with Jenna Jamieson and ?? damn hot!!!!!

Posted by: Badger

I have found my new home

. Anywhere there are no boys is the best. I don't know that many women that will openly admit to watching porn but damn J'Bo you sound like HEAVEN to me. Since Kuso is yours does that mean that you are a one man woman or do you have room for another

Posted by: Dero

Yo...Stand in line!!!

Posted by: kuso

Badger

don`t even go there

Posted by: J'Bo

Sorry i am already a two man woman (my bf and Kuso), Dero and PB are next. You could be put on the list however, depending on how large your porn collection is. LOL.

Posted by: ZECH

Hhmmm?? (DG orders 1000 porn flicks!)

J'bo...........................?

Kuso

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