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How long is your erection?
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Posted by: njc
Im not sure if im doing this right, its supposed to be a poll.
ah it worked!
Posted by: vanity
how long is yours?
Posted by: Cold Iron
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Im not sure if im doing this right, its supposed to be a poll.
ah it worked!
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feeling insecure, little buddy?
Posted by: Cold Iron
BTW mine is 3 inches
Posted by: Cold Iron
......from the floor
SNAP!!!!
Posted by: oaktownboy
lol when ur screwing ur chick u actually stop and measure? LMFAO
Posted by: njc
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feeling insecure, little buddy?
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nah just curious as to where i stand. if u tel me u arent i know your lying
Posted by: njc
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Originally Posted by oaktownboy
lol when ur screwing ur chick u actually stop and measure? LMFAO
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dude common, nobodies gonna be fooled. youve measured your cock.
Posted by: Shae
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nah just curious as to where i stand. if u tel me u arent i know your lying |
I hope you know they are NOT gonna post pics of their genitellia for you to see. I hope you know that. Right? 
Posted by: vanity
We all have small penises here. That's why we bodybuild.
Gotta ComPENiSate
Posted by: oaktownboy
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dude common, nobodies gonna be fooled. youve measured your cock.
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actually i haven't..swear to god..u feelin insecure or sumthin
Posted by: PreMier
Nice first thread 
Posted by: Little Wing
what penis?
Posted by: BoneCrusher
I thinks it's his 3'rd Pre ... I looked when this troll poll 1'st appeared. He has some posts in a couple of threads on
acutane.
I voted under 4" BTW ... i'ts actually only three. Has a head on it the size of a grapefruit and bends in half everytime I try to have sex. I just don't know what to do man ... ever see a woman try to stuff a tenis ball in her mouth?
Posted by: Stu
Posted by: spike
OAKTOWN BOY whos that girl ?. shes is much nicer than angelina
Posted by: Little Wing
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Originally Posted by vanity
We all have small penises here. That's why we bodybuild.
Gotta ComPENiSate
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fallace, hmm that one's funny. false, misleading.
Posted by: ZECH
Some have some big ego's 
Posted by: CRASHMAN
well mines about 3 inches and shaped like a portobello mushroom i can't ever have sex with a girl cause the heads too big but masterbation is fun its like riding the tea cups at disneyland 
Posted by: njc
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I hope you know they are NOT gonna post pics of their genitellia for you to see. I hope you know that. Right? |
i was unaware what a fuckin bummer man.
wat is this pick on the new guy day?
Pick on the guy who cant bench 200?
stix and stones beotches
ive stumbled upon threads where most all seemingly speak openly of masturbation, but ths topics taboo huh?
Posted by: Witmaster
We're all pretty open minded here. Some more than others. It's just some of us have reservations about the "new guy" showing up and asking us how big our "johnsons" are.
Taboo? Oh hell I don't think there is any such thing here but until people get to know you a bit better you can expect to get some smack thrown at you.
Posted by: Souped_up
My penis is small due to bodybuilding. I overbulked TOO MUCH. Now it is smaller then a field mouse. I want to be TOTALLY RIPPED like John H. He KNOWS THE TRUTH all about LIFE AND LIVING.
Take Care, Souped_up 
Posted by: bio-chem
you are only partly right, John H know about ALL truth ALL the time in ALL things with ALWAYS an open mind having COMPPLETE and OPEN understanding for ALL people EVERYWHERE. except for people who dont believe the way he does. huh, go figure.
oh yeah isnt 5-7 inches normal anyways?
Posted by: gococksDJS
Whoever's the one under 4 inches, may god have mercy on your soul.
Posted by: njc
ive read that shlong size increase with fat loss. The fat pulls back and away from the penis so to speak exposing more shaft. ive actually read that a couple of times. credible sources too.
Posted by: min0 lee
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ive read that shlong size increase with fat loss. The fat pulls back and away from the penis so to speak exposing more shaft. ive actually read that a couple of times. credible sources too.
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He had an itsy bitsy teenie weenie....................
Posted by: njc
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
He had an itsy bitsy teenie weenie....................
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come again?
Posted by: min0 lee
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come again?
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You have an itsy bitsy teenie weenie....................
Posted by: Witmaster
OMG!!! I feel sorry for the little doggy!!!
Posted by: cappo5150
Min0, thats a hilarious pic
Posted by: njc
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You have an itsy bitsy teenie weenie....................
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u said had
nice pic though, goes with wat i said about fat loss and cock size
Posted by: min0 lee
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u said had
nice pic though, goes with wat i said about fat loss and cock size |
My pleasure.
Posted by: P-funk
15"
Posted by: Souped_up
Im surprised John H. didn't answer this. I guess he was right when he said he didn't brag about his 9 3/4 and 6 1/4 wide cock. He is really TRUTHFUL- it SEEMS, FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
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Im surprised John H. didn't answer this. I guess he was right when he said he didn't brag about his 9 3/4 and 6 1/4 wide cock. He is really TRUTHFUL- it SEEMS, FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Care, Souped_up
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Now I know your John H for sure. 
Posted by: Souped_up
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Now I know your John H for sure. |
hi minny mee,
ABSOLUTELY NOT! You couldn't be further from the truth! You don't want to make me mad- others have tried and they LEARNED their lesson REAL FAST. If i was him I would tell you - ABSOLUTELY!!! Its a long story but I have known John H. from other forums since early 2003. You can ask John H. if you don't believe me.
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
[QUOTE=Souped_up]I like that nickname, cool 
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ABSOLUTELY NOT! You couldn't be further from the truth! You don't want to make me mad- others have tried and they LEARNED their lesson REAL FAST
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You are lame. 
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. If i was him I would tell you - ABSOLUTELY!!! Its a long story but I have known John H. from other forums since early 2003. You can ask John H. if you don't believe me.
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Ok then, your his butt buddy. Your obsessed with his penis. How else would you know his exact size. It was never posted here.
Hasta la Vista Homo.
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
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You don't want to make me mad- others have tried and they LEARNED their lesson REAL FAST.
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What can you do over the internet? 
Posted by: Spitfire
I have to agree i think hes John H also, oh and lame.
Posted by: min0 lee
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He thinks this is real...........
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
You have an image for everything, nice.
Posted by: min0 lee
I try to have fun with other members and learnfrom other members here on my spare time.
I never get mad at whats said here..it's just the internet.
Posted by: Souped_up
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I like that nickname, cool
You are lame.
Ok then, your his butt buddy. Your obsessed with his penis. How else would you know his exact size. It was never posted here.
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hi mini pee,
If you weren't such a RETARD you would COMPREHEND that it says on my profile I am straight - TOTALLY - and that I know this because he has posted at other forums. Im sorry you have this "problem" with intellect. I encourage you to work hard on improving it so you won't look like such an idiot when you open your mouth - FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Good Care, Souped_up
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
Why are you trying to start an argument every time you post here?
Posted by: min0 lee
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hi mini pee,
If you weren't such a RETARD you would COMPREHEND that it says on my profile I am straight - TOTALLY - and that I know this because he has posted at other forums. Im sorry you have this "problem" with intellect. I encourage you to work hard on improving it so you won't look like such an idiot when you open your mouth - FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Good Care, Souped_up
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Sure.........John H.
I believe you.
Posted by: Souped_up
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Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
Why are you trying to start an argument every time you post here?
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hi ihatecooch,
Im not trying to start arguments with anyone. If you actually would notice instead of ASSUMING - you know what they say when you assume right? Then you would see that I make a STATEMENT about LIFE AND LIVING and someone trys to "get a rise out of me". Im simply responding to their snide remarks. I do not start arguments with anyone, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Spitfire
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
hi mini pee,
If you weren't such a RETARD you would COMPREHEND that it says on my profile I am straight - TOTALLY - and that I know this because he has posted at other forums. Im sorry you have this "problem" with intellect. I encourage you to work hard on improving it so you won't look like such an idiot when you open your mouth - FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Good Care, Souped_up
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No, wait, I think that even though John H is one weird mofo (as is the same for this guy) I dont think would post somthing as childish as mini pee
I vote 'No' it not John H.
And 'Yes' He's got his own problems he need to work through, so he can get past the "picking fights with people online" phase in his life
Posted by: Spitfire
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
hi ihatecooch,
I do not start arguments with anyone, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Take Care, Souped_up
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Well whats the fun in that, come on mabey a little argument
Posted by: min0 lee
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hi ihatecooch,
Im not trying to start arguments with anyone. Take Care, Souped_up
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Every post you have made is all about arguing with someone.
Posted by: P-funk
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Sure.........John H.
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LMAO.....excellent comeback. 
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
hi ihatecooch,
Im not trying to start arguments with anyone. If you actually would notice instead of ASSUMING - you know what they say when you assume right? Then you would see that I make a STATEMENT about LIFE AND LIVING and someone trys to "get a rise out of me". Im simply responding to their snide remarks. I do not start arguments with anyone, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Take Care, Souped_up
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If your not trying to start an argument then why are you calling people who respond a childish name like ihatecooch and mino pee?
Posted by: min0 lee
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If your not trying to start an argument then why are you calling people who respond a childish name like ihatecooch and mino pee?
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He is even dissing Busylivin.
Posted by: min0 lee
Don't get me wrong I like when people bother me.
Min0 Pee is kind of funny.
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
I think this is someone we all ready know doing this as a joke or something.
Posted by: Souped_up
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If your not trying to start an argument then why are you calling people who respond a childish name like ihatecooch and mino pee?
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hi idatemulemt,
I pretty much answered the question already. I certainly though the people at Bb.com were slow. You guys are the slowest bunch ive ever seen, FOR SURE!
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
hi idatemulemt,
I pretty much answered the question already. I certainly though the people at Bb.com were slow. You guys are the slowest bunch ive ever seen, FOR SURE!
Take Care, Souped_up
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See what I mean.
Posted by: Souped_up
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Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt
I think this is someone we all ready know doing this as a joke or something.
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hi ihateeveryone,
Me joking? Certainly NOT- NEVER!!! I know a appropriate time to joke and if you know me in time you will KNOW this is not one of them. My signature says im the member c0nfusi0n at bb.com. Register and give me a pm there. I will respond and confirm I am indeed him. Also, look when I registered. Hope this helps....
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
I go there, from what I heard it was a good forum until the likes of you turned it into a flaming zone.
This forum is by far the best I have ever been to.
Posted by: Souped_up
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See what I mean.
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hi pin pee,
If you read my ORIGINAL post you will see that I never start anything FIRST. I guess I will have to REPEAT EVERYTHING i say TWICE for now on due to the "slower" people on this board. That is OK - if it teaches you everything about LIFE AND LIVING and earning and keeping PURE MUSCLE. I hope your earning your PURE MUSCLE because you will be DAMN GLAD you did. People will KNOW you worked HARD FOR IT- FOR SURE!
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Spitfire
Here Here
Posted by: Spitfire
And what no cool thought provoking, ingenious nick names for me like 'Ihateeveryone'
Posted by: Souped_up
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
I go there, from what I heard it was a good forum until the likes of you turned it into a flaming zone.
This forum is by far the best I have ever been to.
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hi din0 pee,
Flaming can be an enjoyble experience for both the giver AND receiver. It is a part of LIFE AND LIVING. You need to learn to LAUGH more and ENJOY LIFE - ABSOLUTELY! That is what life is all bout.
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
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hi idatemulemt,
I pretty much answered the question already. I certainly though the people at Bb.com were slow. You guys are the slowest bunch ive ever seen, FOR SURE!
Take Care, Souped_up
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You did not answer my question, you just said that you are responding to people's snide remarks to you, I didn't say anything negitive about you or John H, and you call me names for asking a question?
Posted by: Souped_up
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And what no cool thought provoking, ingenious nick names for me like 'Ihateeveryone'
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hi spitliar,
I laughed so DAMN hard at that post. Not sure why......
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Souped_up
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You did not answer my question, you just said that you are responding to people's snide remarks to you, I didn't say anything negitive about you or John H, and you call me names for asking a question?
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hi ihatemtsofdrool,
Too many people talking to me at once. I call it like I "see" it. If you never flamed me - I apologize for the name calling.
Take care, Souped_up
Posted by: Spitfire
Posted by: Spitfire
all that anticipation, all I get is spitliar. Im thoroughly unimpressed I want my .43 cents back.
Posted by: min0 lee
Nobody has flamed you nor do I think they care to play your foolish game.
Well anyway when you post something constructive or funny I'll pay attention to you.
Right now you bore me, sooooooooooo buh bye.
Posted by: min0 lee
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all that anticipation, all I get is spitliar. Im thoroughly unimpressed I want my .43 cents back.
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Boring!
Posted by: Souped_up
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all that anticipation, all I get is spitliar. Im thoroughly unimpressed I want my .43 cents back.
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hi Shitfire,
I can't use up all my good ones right away. That would take all the fun away, FOR SURE! I think sex is the best when you holdback and take your time - UNTIL the person goes COMPLETELY NUTS. You will literally drive them to INSANITY until they release their load.
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
So you have a small arsenal of barbs............you suck!
You went to the plate and you struck out.............whiff!!
Posted by: Spitfire
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hi Shitfire,
I can't use up all my good ones right away. That would take all the fun away, FOR SURE! I think sex is the best when you holdback and take your time - UNTIL the person goes COMPLETELY NUTS. You will literally drive them to INSANITY until they release their load.
Take Care, Souped_up
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I have no Idea what you just said, but that one was better
Posted by: min0 lee
What he meant was that instead of giving you his all, he holds it back to tease a person then bammmm.
I think.
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
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hi ihatemtsofdrool,
Take care, Souped_up
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That one doesn't even make sense. 
Posted by: Souped_up
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I have no Idea what you just said, but that one was better
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Hi Clitnodesire,
Maybe you should reread my post. There is a lot of TRUTH to what I said - ABSOLUTELY. You should only do this with those you TRULY CARE about. This is too special to be shared with just anyone. Holding back your load can be a form of FOREPLAY. It is a way to drive your partner CRAZY. Save your load for those you TRULY LOVE AND CARE FOR. Sex is a GIFT from GOD and should only be with those you LOVE. DO NOT release your load to those you don't care about. It is a part of you and your partner should consider it a GIFT. I hope your building up that PURE MUSCLE too. People will KNOW and ADMIRE you by your PURE MUSCLE. They will KNOW you worked DAMN HARD for it too - HONESTLY! PURE MUSCLE is a result of HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. It should be a part of LIFE AND LIVING for EVERYONE!
Take DAMN GOOD care buddy, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
Yeah, some of the name changes were funny but not that one.
That is the only funny thing he does.
Posted by: Souped_up
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hi hate,
If it helps any mts means moutains.
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Spitfire
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Hi Clitnodesire,
Maybe you should reread my post. There is a lot of TRUTH to what I said - ABSOLUTELY. You should only do this with those you TRULY CARE about. This is too special to be shared with just anyone. Holding back your load can be a form of FOREPLAY. It is a way to drive your partner CRAZY. Save your load for those you TRULY LOVE AND CARE FOR. Sex is a GIFT from GOD and should only be with those you LOVE. DO NOT release your load to those you don't care about. It is a part of you and your partner should consider it a GIFT. I hope your building up that PURE MUSCLE too. People will KNOW and ADMIRE you by your PURE MUSCLE. They will KNOW you worked DAMN HARD for it too - HONESTLY! PURE MUSCLE is a result of HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. It should be a part of LIFE AND LIVING for EVERYONE!
Take DAMN GOOD care buddy, Souped_up
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OK I CHANGED my mind AGAIN, DEFINITELY John H
Posted by: Souped_up
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Yeah, some of the name changes were funny but not that one.
That is the only funny thing he does.
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hi mini bee,
Im only copying John H's style. If you don't think its funny then you must not have a sense of humour. Im TRULY SORRY. You must not appreciate PURE MUSCLE and the HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION it takes to GET IT and KEEP IT. Its all a part of LIFE AND LIVING you know....
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Souped_up
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OK I CHANGED my mind AGAIN, DEFINITELY John H
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Hi splitwire,
I am definitely NOT him, buddy. If i was I would be bisexual - I AM NOT- HONESTLY! I have known John H. back from the days of 2003 when he was on bb.com sex section. I KNOW A LOT about him. A moderator can confirm we do not have the same IP addresses and you can pm c0nfusi0n at bb.com if you want to confirm that I am the same person as c0nfusi0n at bb.com, and I don't post anything like him there.
Take care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
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hi mini bee,
Im only copying John H's style. If you don't think its funny then you must not have a sense of humour. Im TRULY SORRY. You must not appreciate PURE MUSCLE and the HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION it takes to GET IT and KEEP IT. Its all a part of LIFE AND LIVING you know....
Take Care, Souped_up
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Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Posted by: min0 lee
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Hi splitwire,
I am definitely NOT him, buddy. If i was I would be bisexual - I AM NOT- HONESTLY! I have known John H. back from the days of 2003 when he was on bb.com sex section. I KNOW A LOT about him. A moderator can confirm we do not have the same IP addresses and you can pm c0nfusi0n at bb.com if you want to confirm that I am the same person as c0nfusi0n at bb.com, and I don't post anything like him there.
Take care, Souped_up
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His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Posted by: Witmaster
Not the sharpest tool in the shed for certain. You know at first I thought this might be a variation of "He who shall not be named" (affectionately known as "¥Ω☺ƒ") but the spelling is too good.
Posted by: Souped_up
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed for certain. You know at first I thought this might be a variation of "He who shall not be named" (affectionately known as "¥???") but the spelling is too good.
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Hi dipshitmaster,
Explain what im doing that makes me so dumb? This should be good....
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
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Hi dipshitmaster,
Explain what im doing that makes me so dumb? This should be good....
Take Care, Souped_up
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He was not talking to you Attention whore.
Take Care Min0r _Pee
Posted by: Souped_up
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He was not talking to you Attention whore.
Take Care Min0r _Pee
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Hi pinto lee,
That is good to hear buddy. I thought you were talking to me though. I hope we can all LAUGH together through all the "BS". Thats what life is all about - enjoying all the good times. Don't leave your BUDDY "hanging" if he needs help. Thats what friends are for to "help" others when they need a "hand". Im not GAY but there is nothingwrong with helping your BUDDY out if he needs it. He may return the favor for you TOO - YOU WILL BE DAMN GLAD HE DID TOO!!!!! I hope your working on your body when not on this messageboard. Health is VERY IMPORTANT. PURE MUSCLE is a RESULT of your HARD WORK AND DETERMINIATION. It SHOWS BELIEVE ME! MEN AND WOMEN will look at you and see that you are TOTALLY RIPPED of PURE MUSCLE and they will KNOW you worked DAMN HARDfor it too, FOR SURE!!!!!!
Take Good Care buddy, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
It's my off day, so I am here on the PC, watching football with the family and pets while listening to music on the PC.
Now that's multi tasking.
Posted by: Souped_up
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It's my off day, so I am here on the PC, watching football with the family and pets while listening to music on the PC.
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Hi lee,
Yes it is BUDDY - ABSOLUTELY. If you can do that you can certainly GET AND KEEP PURE MUSCLE TOO! Health is VERY important. I would not have a wife if she was not healthy. I DO NOT associate with those who don't believe in a HEALTHY lifestyle. I DO NOT drink or do drugs. That is "polluting" the body. I want to be TOTALLY HEALTHY and want everyone to KNOW it. You can not be TOTALLY PURE MUSCLE if you do Drugs. Talk to you soon BUDDY.
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: min0 lee
Take care.
Posted by: Witmaster
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Hi dipshitmaster,
Explain what im doing that makes me so dumb? This should be good....
Take Care, Souped_up
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Hello there “souped_up”,
I apologize for my belated response. It’s movie night here at the house and I was otherwise engaged with far more important commitments.
Before I begin I’d like to apologize to njc as it appears we may be hijacking this thread for reasons other than he intended. Now, to the matter at hand….
Well, for starters I don’t recall ever saying you were “so dumb” but then, after reviewing your narrow-sighted responses to previous posts it really doesn’t surprise me that you would jump to such a hasty and forgone conclusion.
I thought your reaction to gococksDJS in the "Masturbation_Buddie" thread was a bit paranoid. I mean, his post was funny; your reaction seemed to be rooted more in denial and embarrassment than anything else. Better you should have just said, “Yea that sure sounded gay” and just let it go but it appeared you were more afraid of being “called out” and more interested in starting dissention and strife than anything else.
Then there is the whole,
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You don't want to make me mad- others have tried and they LEARNED their lesson REAL FAST
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statement. I mean, what the hell does that mean? Are you going to continue to dish out more unsolicited drive-by commentary and insults to people or are you going to magically appear at my doorstep? If you want to issue threats, try to be realistic and realize the reality of your situation and also, try not to be so vague.
Now aside from your silly little threats it appears that nearly every other post you make is some sort of apologetic defense of your (self proclaimed) heterosexuality. Again, it almost seems like paranoid delusion or obsession in the way you continually seem to be compelled to defend your “hetro” status. It’s pathetic, and almost comical.
You seem to repeat yourself a lot. I’ve seen the words “LIFE” and “LIVING” used a lot in your posts. You also like to CAPITOLIZE every OTHER word. I guess in your world that proves a point somehow.
You also mention “PURE MUSCLE” a lot. What exactly are you trying to say or imply here? Pure Muscle, as in, the absence of fat; or “pure muscle”, as in, the absence of steroids? Maybe “pure muscle”, meaning really, really buff?
I could go on here but I’ll summarize…
I honestly haven’t seen you really offer anything of any real value to this forum. Now it is entirely possible that you may surprise us but so far all I’ve seen you do is bastardize member’s names and flame them with insults and half-assed retorts. Combine this with your rhetorical (paranoid) tendencies to proclaim your heterosexuality and admirations for “pure muscle” and, quite frankly, you leave most people with the belief that you are either a complete fraud, a homosexual battling with denial or just plain hollow and lacking in any substantial or relevant substance.
Posted by: BoneCrusher
OK so now we have a "new guy" in two threads starting and/or getting shit with and/or from people. Can't we knock off the argueing and just talk about politics like we used too? I truely believe we fought LESS then than we do now ...
It's starting to get old. Actually has gotten old. A while back. 
Posted by: Souped_up
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Hello there ?souped_up?,
I apologize for my belated response. It?s movie night here at the house and I was otherwise engaged with far more important commitments.
Before I begin I?d like to apologize to njc as it appears we may be hijacking this thread for reasons other than he intended. Now, to the matter at hand?.
Well, for starters I don?t recall ever saying you were ?so dumb? but then, after reviewing your narrow-sighted responses to previous posts it really doesn?t surprise me that you would jump to such a hasty and forgone conclusion.
I thought your reaction to gococksDJS in the "Masturbation_Buddie" thread was a bit paranoid. I mean, his post was funny; your reaction seemed to be rooted more in denial and embarrassment than anything else. Better you should have just said, ?Yea that sure sounded gay? and just let it go but it appeared you were more afraid of being ?called out? and more interested in starting dissention and strife than anything else.
Then there is the whole, statement. I mean, what the hell does that mean? Are you going to continue to dish out more unsolicited drive-by commentary and insults to people or are you going to magically appear at my doorstep? If you want to issue threats, try to be realistic and realize the reality of your situation and also, try not to be so vague.
Now aside from your silly little threats it appears that nearly every other post you make is some sort of apologetic defense of your (self proclaimed) heterosexuality. Again, it almost seems like paranoid delusion or obsession in the way you continually seem to be compelled to defend your ?hetro? status. It?s pathetic, and almost comical.
You seem to repeat yourself a lot. I?ve seen the words ?LIFE? and ?LIVING? used a lot in your posts. You also like to CAPITOLIZE every OTHER word. I guess in your world that proves a point somehow.
You also mention ?PURE MUSCLE? a lot. What exactly are you trying to say or imply here? Pure Muscle, as in, the absence of fat; or ?pure muscle?, as in, the absence of steroids? Maybe ?pure muscle?, meaning really, really buff?
I could go on here but I?ll summarize?
I honestly haven?t seen you really offer anything of any real value to this forum. Now it is entirely possible that you may surprise us but so far all I?ve seen you do is bastardize member?s names and flame them with insults and half-assed retorts. Combine this with your rhetorical (paranoid) tendencies to proclaim your heterosexuality and admirations for ?pure muscle? and, quite frankly, you leave most people with the belief that you are either a complete fraud, a homosexual battling with denial or just plain hollow and lacking in any substantial or relevant substance.
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Hi whipmaster,
Im not John H. You seem to not have read anything on my profile or are TOO stupid to comprehend. I say A LOT of things in John H style as a PARODY. Thanks for taking the time to type all that up - I guess....
Take Care, Souped_up
Posted by: Witmaster
First, I never said you were John H
Second, you asked for an explanation
That was kinda weak there S.U. but then, I really didn't expect much from you.
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First, I never said you were John H
Second, you asked for an explanation
That was kinda weak there S.U. but then, I really didn't expect much from you.
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Hi weakmaster. NOTHING I say is weak - TRUTHFULLY. Apparently you are RETARDED and can't see what PARODY means. Either that or you are mad that you had to make such a long post on me only to find out some stuff is just a PARODY of John H. TDGC, Souped_up
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
Im surprized this hasn't become a fight yet.
Posted by: min0 lee
I guess were being mature about. Not taking the bait.
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Hi ihatedrool,
It CERTAINLY could become one - ABSOLUTELY! MANY have tried to "take me"down. While I wasn't always "successful" they LEARNED not to mess with me down the road - HONESTLY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
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hi mini queen,
I LAUGHED DAMN HARD at that!! Glad to see you can enjoy a laugh or two - that IS what LIFE AND LIVING is ALL about - Laughing and having good times with your BUDDIES. Nothing in life is TOO SERIOUS for a good DAMN HARD LAUGH, ABSOLUTELY! That and GETTING AND KEEPING PURE MUSCLE is what makes a MAN a TOTAL MAN in EVERY WAY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
Posted by: BoneCrusher
WTF man can we not find something better to do than sit in here and argue? I've been guilty of doing this too ... but it is time for us all to stop. Here are some suggested threads ...
NFL playoff predictions
What kind of training makes you faster?
the point of bench shirts is?
How large are your woman's breasteseses?
Pretty much everyone in the forum is tired of people posting in an argumentitive manor and would greatly appreciate if you could somehow find closure on this and move on.
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hi mini queen,
I LAUGHED DAMN HARD at that!! Glad to see you can enjoy a laugh or two - that IS what LIFE AND LIVING is ALL about - Laughing and having good times with your BUDDIES. Nothing in life is TOO SERIOUS for a good DAMN HARD LAUGH, ABSOLUTELY! That and GETTING AND KEEPING PURE MUSCLE is what makes a MAN a TOTAL MAN in EVERY WAY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
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I'm not biting.....
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hi mino. Certainly wouldnt want you to. Im Heterosexual - just one of the many VARIATIONS of sexuality seen in NATURE. If you want to do that with John H. however that is none of my business. I certainly hope your GETTING AND KEEPING PURE muscle for those around you. Certainly wouldn't want a HEALTHY body to go to "waste". PURE MUSCLE is a GIFT to YOU and those you TRULY CARE for - ABSOLUTELY! Those around you will KNOW you worked DAMN HARD for it. Everyone will stop what they are doing to look up and admire the work you put into your PURE MUSCLE - EVERY single fiber will have an aura about it - FOR SURE! Keep in touch...... TDGC, Souped_up.
Posted by: min0 lee
If you came up with a real good one I'll bite ..........John H.
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If you came up with a real good one I'll bite ..........John H.
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Hi minature lee. I wouldn't want you to "bite" too soon. It would spoil all the "fun". Im not John H. though. I appreciate the honor of being like him. He certainly is a GOOD HUMAN BEING. Im not Gay and I disagree with him TOTALLY but he is a person to MODEL in EVERY OTHER ASPECT - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
Posted by: cappo5150
whats your fascination with john h? Get off his nut sack.
Posted by: Spitfire
First, I need to give credit where credit is due. Witmaster, Awesome post.
I cant believe his rebuttal was "Im not John H" Whom you said nothing about.
B, Bone Crusher, No harm No foul
#3, Why would you post this to
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What does any of this have to do with any thing else mentioned in this thread
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I certainly hope your GETTING AND KEEPING PURE muscle for those around you.
MANY have tried to "take me"down. While I wasn't always "successful" they LEARNED not to mess with me down the road - HONESTLY.
You must not appreciate PURE MUSCLE and the HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION it takes to GET IT and KEEP IT. Its all a part of LIFE AND LIVING you know....
PURE MUSCLE is a RESULT of your HARD WORK AND DETERMINIATION. It SHOWS BELIEVE ME! MEN AND WOMEN will look at you and see that you are TOTALLY RIPPED of PURE MUSCLE and they will KNOW you worked DAMN HARDfor it too, FOR SURE!!!!!!
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And Lastly, stop asking people to PM you at you other board, no ones gonna do it, OK
Posted by: Witmaster
Thanks for the endorsement, Spitfire...
I'm pretty much done with S.U. he (she or it) has absolutely no depth to thier character. I bore quickly with the same retoric and intelectually vapid responces.
Take my advice, he lacks. Let him go. I agree with Mino, don't take his bait. He's a certified
Posted by: Spitfire
Lol
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Niceeeeeeeeeeee.
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I am normal.
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I am normal.
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For a gerbil, yes.
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You'll find that "normal" is a very subjective term in these forums 
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Hi limpmasturbater. Absolutely the TRUTH, FOR SURE! That IS part of the VARIETY of LIFE AND LIVING. Sexuality can be a VARIATION TOO - Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality - ALL are NATURAL and seen in NATURE. SEXUALITY is a GIFT from God . If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
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If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
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Man will you quit with this gay troll shit? Go back to bb.com where you can cyber with all the other porntrading douchebags.
Posted by: icanrace
this thread is absolutley hilarious.
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Hi limpmasturbater. Absolutely the TRUTH, FOR SURE! That IS part of the VARIETY of LIFE AND LIVING. Sexuality can be a VARIATION TOO - Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Heterosexuality - ALL are NATURAL and seen in NATURE. SEXUALITY is a GIFT from God . If you have ever looked at a Horse's PENIS you would know that they have variation TOO. Mine is 9 1/4 long and 6 1/4 around (Not bragging just saying) and not everyone is built that well. It is a GIFT and I make sure I am DAMN PROUD of it - I have NO PROBLEM with those seeing my erection. I walk around PROUD of it and everyone should be proud of it. It is what makes a MAN in the TRUEST SENSE. Sometimes I think I am going to bust my jeans wide open - I have heard many "comments" and even a cop has beat it with a nightstick to check asking if its real - It IS REAL - ABSOLUTELY! TDGC, Souped_up
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Are you sure you are not John H's alter ego? Just wondering...
Way too much "variety", "variation", "natural", "nature", "God", "Sex", and "Sexuality" along with unnecessary use of capital letters to make a point in one big long sentence. By the way, 9 1/4 inch long and 6 1/4 inch in circumference would mean that you are a horse, zebra, or maybe a baby elephant. Not so much the length, but the circumference. That's not a dick, that's a side of ham....
By the way, isn't that a claim (penis size) that someone mentioned John H. made a while back?
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ive read that shlong size increase with fat loss. The fat pulls back and away from the penis so to speak exposing more shaft. ive actually read that a couple of times. credible sources too.
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Technically schlong size does not increase, it's just that more of it is visible. Same theory as trimming your pubes; less stuff obstructing the view.
Posted by: maniclion
Ouch, I just sat on my dick don't you guy's hate when that happens? I especially hate when I drop it in the toilet water while taking a dump 
Long penises are such a hassle.
Posted by: Spitfire
No, never dropped it in the toilet, but I cant do #1 and 2 right after one another, I have to move my ass back to piss then move it back. I need an elongated toilet bowl. Do they make those?
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Are you sure you are not John H's alter ego? Just wondering...
Way too much "variety", "variation", "natural", "nature", "God", "Sex", and "Sexuality" along with unnecessary use of capital letters to make a point in one big long sentence. By the way, 9 1/4 inch long and 6 1/4 inch in circumference would mean that you are a horse, zebra, or maybe a baby elephant. Not so much the length, but the circumference. That's not a dick, that's a side of ham....
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Hi fantasticlypuremuscleman,
I don't know exactly what you mean by alter ego but I am who I am - HONESTLY. That measurement is a representation of VARIETY in Nature of ALL FORMS. Read Dr. Kinseys studies on animals. Homosexualities Exists in Nature - It is perfectly NATURAL. I would not tell you this unless I believed it TOTALLY! Don't let the Religious zealots tell you otherwise - there is so much DAMN "bs" in the church. My wife does TOO - absolutely. I would not have married her if she wasn't so understanding and didn't agree to what I believe in. She KNOWS I am a REAL man in the TRUEST sense - she has NO problem with me helping out my buddies when their jeans are going to about to explode wide open from the "pressure" built up. It is perfectly OK to help your buddies out - no matter your sexuality. It is a way to show those you CARE about that you will be there when they are in "need". A man can go "crazy" if he doesn't release in time. If you have PURE MUSCLE then you would know this because you will have boners that will almost rip your jeans off MULTIPLE times of the day. I was walking down railroad tracks one time and I literally had to get down and insert my penis in a hole into a rail car. If i didn't I would have gone "crazy" from not releasing my load. I am very healthy as a result of working towards PURE MUSCLE. The construction buddies I work with are very close to me and I love them to death we will do anything for each other - HONESTLY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
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No, never dropped it in the toilet, but I cant do #1 and 2 right after one another, I have to move my ass back to piss then move it back. I need an elongated toilet bowl. Do they make those?
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Actually when I was in Thailand I did have that problem the bowl in my hotel was so small I had to piss standing up and then sit with my weiner under my shirt so it didn't drag all over the front of the toilet rim.
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Hi fantasticlypuremuscleman,
I don't know exactly what you mean by alter ego but I am who I am - HONESTLY. That measurement is a representation of VARIETY in Nature of ALL FORMS. Read Dr. Kinseys studies on animals. Homosexualities Exists in Nature - It is perfectly NATURAL. I would not tell you this unless I believed it TOTALLY! Don't let the Religious zealots tell you otherwise - there is so much DAMN "bs" in the church. My wife does TOO - absolutely. I would not have married her if she wasn't so understanding and didn't agree to what I believe in. She KNOWS I am a REAL man in the TRUEST sense - she has NO problem with me helping out my buddies when their jeans are going to about to explode wide open from the "pressure" built up. It is perfectly OK to help your buddies out - no matter your sexuality. It is a way to show those you CARE about that you will be there when they are in "need". A man can go "crazy" if he doesn't release in time. If you have PURE MUSCLE then you would know this because you will have boners that will almost rip your jeans off MULTIPLE times of the day. I was walking down railroad tracks one time and I literally had to get down and insert my penis in a hole into a rail car. If i didn't I would have gone "crazy" from not releasing my load. I am very healthy as a result of working towards PURE MUSCLE. The construction buddies I work with are very close to me and I love them to death we will do anything for each other - HONESTLY.
Take Damn Good Care, Souped_up
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Big man,
I have no idea where the sexuality issue came about. I was just making light about the way you write and how it resembles John's. In fact, I now, after reading what you wrote and going on a tangent as you did, believe that you are also John H.
You have to forgive me, but I don't go crazy because I haven't released my load, and I sure as hell wouldn't have my best friend help me release a load. I have no problem with those who do, but I myself wouldn't do it. You know, to each his own....
Regarding religion, I am a Roman Catholic and I like my church. Sure there are problems in it, just like in any aspect of life. The reason is that the church is run by humans. However, I believe what I believe and I sure as heck don't go telling all what to do or even how to think. In fact, I don't bring up religion because it always leads to misunderstandings. I have my beliefs and the only people that I am going to hammer this on is my children, nobody else.
Once again, I hope that you understand that I still believe that somehow you and John are related, and in fact may even be the same person. Either way, I have no problem and hope to continue being entertained by yourself and your other self.
Have a great day....
Tony
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Big man,
I have no idea where the sexuality issue came about. I was just making light about the way you write and how it resembles John's. In fact, I now, after reading what you wrote and going on a tangent as you did, believe that you are also John H.
You have to forgive me, but I don't go crazy because I haven't released my load, and I sure as hell wouldn't have my best friend help me release a load. I have no problem with those who do, but I myself wouldn't do it. You know, to each his own....
Regarding religion, I am a Roman Catholic and I like my church. Sure there are problems in it, just like in any aspect of life. The reason is that the church is run by humans. However, I believe what I believe and I sure as heck don't go telling all what to do or even how to think. In fact, I don't bring up religion because it always leads to misunderstandings. I have my beliefs and the only people that I am going to hammer this on is my children, nobody else.
Once again, I hope that you understand that I still believe that somehow you and John are related, and in fact may even be the same person. Either way, I have no problem and hope to continue being entertained by yourself and your other self.
Have a great day....
Tony
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Hi fantasma,
The Roman Catholic church is GUILTY of MORE crimes against humanity then ANY other religion. Christianity is not wrong - I ALSO believe in God - READ the bible - God is NOT Catholic - AND RIGHTLY SO. Read about the historyof the church.
You CAN go crazy by not releasing your load. Many men have gone "mad" as a result- Temporarily or EVEN PERMANENTLY if they gone years without "stimulation" from those they CARE about - HONESTLY. A TOTALLY HEALTHY man who is PURE MUSCLE literally from head to toe and IS a MAN to the fullest extent WILL go CRAZY if he doesn't release his load. It is against NATURE to not release it. Look what happened to Michael Jackson. When he can't release it he goes mad. Even so he can't stop from touching children. Nothing makes me more DAMN mad then hurting children. I don't normally believe in the death penalty but he CERTAINLY DESERVES - TRUTHFULLY! If you TRULY CARE about your Buddy you WILL help him out when he is in need. I AM straight but John H. is right. It is showing your LOVE. You CAN LOVE someone regardless of gender without being anything other then Heterosexual. Your buddy will just return the favor in some way when you "need" him TOO - you just may enjoy it.
TDGC, Souped_up
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Hi fantasma,
The Roman Catholic church is GUILTY of MORE crimes against humanity then ANY other religion. Christianity is not wrong - I ALSO believe in God - READ the bible - God is NOT Catholic - AND RIGHTLY SO. Read about the historyof the church.
You CAN go crazy by not releasing your load. Many men have gone "mad" as a result- Temporarily or EVEN PERMANENTLY if they gone years without "stimulation" from those they CARE about - HONESTLY. A TOTALLY HEALTHY man who is PURE MUSCLE literally from head to toe and IS a MAN to the fullest extent WILL go CRAZY if he doesn't release his load. It is against NATURE to not release it. Look what happened to Michael Jackson. When he can't release it he goes mad. Even so he can't stop from touching children. Nothing makes me more DAMN mad then hurting children. I don't normally believe in the death penalty but he CERTAINLY DESERVES - TRUTHFULLY! If you TRULY CARE about your Buddy you WILL help him out when he is in need. I AM straight but John H. is right. It is showing your LOVE. You CAN LOVE someone regardless of gender without being anything other then Heterosexual. Your buddy will just return the favor in some way when you "need" him TOO - you just may enjoy it.
TDGC, Souped_up
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John...er...Souped_up,
I know God is not Catholic. Are you now trying to insult my intelligence? I literally studied the old and new testament (not going to lie, not because I wanted to, but because I had to, but that's neither here nor there). When I say studied, I mean, word by word; and please, oh please never, ever tell me to study my religion's history or any type of history. I almost minored in history in college. It's a hobby of mine. I know everything that went on MANY CENTURIES AGO in the catholic church. Please, I am an adult, treat me like one.
Now, I am going to ask you to read my first post to you regarding your claim to the fire hydrant between your legs. In it I make light of a situation, right?. Why is it that you feel compelled to bring up religion and bisexuality into something that had literally nothing to do with it?
The question was "How long is your erection". Can you please explain to me why, out of the blue you bring up religion and how you helped a buddy unload?
What do those have to do with erection size?
Bubba, I am dying to see what you'll write next, because there is no question that you two are enteraining to read and good to discuss and argue with in a civilized manner.....
One thing though, I am going to do as I say, I will not continue to discuss religion or god with you or anyone else here. It only leads to misunderstandings...
Adios....
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John...er...Souped_up,
I know God is not Catholic. Are you now trying to insult my intelligence? Unlike you, I literally studied the old and new testament (not going to lie, not because I wanted to, but because I had to). When I say studied, I mean, word by word.
I am going to ask you to read my first post to you regarding your claim to the fire hydrant between your legs. In it I make light of a situation, right?. Why is it that you feel compelled to bring up religion and bisexuality into something that had literally nothing to do with it?
The question was "How long is your erection". Can you please explain to me why, out of the blue you bring up religion and how you helped a buddy unload?
What do those have to do with erection size?
Bubba, I am dying to see what you'll write next, because there is no question that you two are enteraining to read and good to discuss and argue with in a civilized manner.....
Adios....
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Hi fant,
Im not trying to insult your intelligence. I was just implying the church is in error. God would not believe what Catholism teaches. Catholicsm is NOT what God intended. I don't know what your talking about with the "fire hydrant" since you weren't talking to me I guess but John H. I don't preach Bisexuality that is John H. I just agree with him that you should give your buddy a "hand" when he needs it. Everyone needs a hand from time to time. I do not believe in homosexual relationships only John H. believes in that. Giving your buddy a hand is like picking up groceries for him. When you are on your death bed this friend might be the only one that will help you - remember that.
Take Care, Souped_up
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Hi fant,
Im not trying to insult your intelligence. I was just implying the church is in error. God would not believe what Catholism teaches. Catholicsm is NOT what God intended. I don't know what your talking about with the "fire hydrant" since you weren't talking to me I guess but John H. I don't preach Bisexuality that is John H. I just agree with him that you should give your buddy a "hand" when he needs it. Everyone needs a hand from time to time. I do not believe in homosexual relationships only John H. believes in that. Giving your buddy a hand is like picking up groceries for him. When you are on your death bed this friend might be the only one that will help you - remember that.
Take Care, Souped_up
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In an earlier post you claimed to have a 9+ inch member, with a 6+ inch circumference, thus a freakin fire hydrant.
What I asked you was, what does this have to do with Religion and Bisexuality.
We were joking around about erections and you came in with religion and helping a buddy unload. By the way, I know you weren't joking about that bubba....You turned a light hearted thread (even if John started it) into a philosophical discussion....and no, jacking off my buddy is nothing like helping him pick up his groceries....
Anyway, I'll leave you be, because now you even got me talking "dick" too...
Nice talking to ya....
Tony
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In an earlier post you claimed to have a 9+ inch member, with a 6+ inch circumference, thus a freakin fire hydrant.
What I asked you was, what does this have to do with Religion and Bisexuality.
We were joking around about erections and you came in with religion and helping a buddy unload. By the way, I know you weren't joking about that bubba....You turned a light hearted thread (even if John started it) into a philosophical discussion....and no, jacking off my buddy is nothing like helping him pick up his groceries....
Anyway, I'll leave you be, because now you even got me talking "dick" too...
Nice talking to ya....
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Hi fantasy,
If you don't want to help your buddy out that is fine. What comes around goes around. I think I clarified I was talking about John H. with the penis. I was using him as a example of the VARIATION in Nature. I certainly wish I was that GIFTED, FOR SURE!!!
Take Care, Souped_up
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Hi fantasy,
If you don't want to help your buddy out that is fine. What comes around goes around. I think I clarified I was talking about John H. with the penis. I was using him as a example of the VARIATION in Nature. I certainly wish I was that GIFTED, FOR SURE!!!
Take Care, Souped_up
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Souped.....
Fantasy?
I'll tell you what, how 'bout we agree to disagree and remain buddies?
It's friday night and my daughter wants me off the computer and in her room playing Cinderella, so I am very fragile right now and all that "dick" talk, well, you know...
Take care....
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Souped.....
Fantasy?
I'll tell you what, how 'bout we agree to disagree and remain buddies?
It's friday night and my daughter wants me off the computer and in her room playing Cinderella, so I am very fragile right now and all that "dick" talk, well, you know...
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Hi fantasma,
I totally agree with you. I was just joking about the giving the hand part. Only John H. agrees with that. I do believe sexuality can be changed though but well live that for the other thread.
Take Care, Souped_up
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Hi fantasma,
I totally agree with you. I was just joking about the giving the hand part. Only John H. agrees with that. I do believe sexuality can be changed though but well live that for the other thread.
Take Care, Souped_up
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Well, I am now all princessed out....
Well, you sure had me going with the hand part there bud.
Now I am off to watch the Heat game. Hopefully the kids will let me..
G-night
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Well, I am now all princessed out....
Well, you sure had m
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Now I am off to watch the Heat game. Hopefully the kids will let me..
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Hi fantasy. What is your opinion on sexuality? You seem to be siding with crazy when I pointed out that sexuality is significantly a result of environment yet you were arguing with John H. in the same thread. Take Care, Souped_up
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I''ll let you borrow mine
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Um, shall I say it?... ....nahhhhhhhh! I'll keep my comment to myself. 
Posted by: BoneCrusher
This troll poll still lives? 
Posted by: ihateschoolmt
I'm still surprized no one has cussed him out yet...you guys are growing up on me
Posted by: fantasma62
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
Hi fantasy. What is your opinion on sexuality? You seem to be siding with crazy when I pointed out that sexuality is significantly a result of environment yet you were arguing with John H. in the same thread. Take Care, Souped_up
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Hey Souped_up,
Bonecrusher is absolutely right, this has become a troll post.
My opinion, well, I'll keep that between myself and my wife. Same with my opinions on religion and politics...
Adios.....
Posted by: Souped_up
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Originally Posted by fantasma62
Hey Souped_up,
Bonecrusher is absolutely right, this has become a troll post.
My opinion, well, I'll keep that between myself and my wife. Same with my opinions on religion and politics...
Adios.....
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He said troll poll.
Posted by: fantasma62
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Posted by: Crono1000
this thread has attracted liars like a fly to a zapper.
Posted by: Navyguy808
some people are measurin starting at the asshole.....
Posted by: gococksDJS
man this gay ass thread needs to be closed...
Posted by: BulkMeUp
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Originally Posted by Navyguy808
some people are measurin starting at the asshole.....
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Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by njc
Im not sure if im doing this right, its supposed to be a poll.
ah it worked!
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Hi NJC,
I am 6'2" tall, weigh 190 lbs and have a 30" waist - I give this information by way of explanation.
God chose to give me 10 5/8" when erect and 6 1/2" thick and I am uncut. And I thank him for that for sure. And I certainly appreciate it. ( NOT bragging believe me, but others apparently do as well.) Even when soft it gets a lot of attention. I once had a cop beat on it with his night stick because he thought I was trying to "smuggle drugs" and when it started "waking up" he got embarrased and said "Oh, sorry", turned around shaking his head and said "damn....!" and walked away and didn't bother me anymore. I told him I was not into drugs now or ever and he apparently thought he'd "see" for himself... Simply speaking - it can not be "hidden" - period. I do not ask for the "notoriety" it comes with the "territory" - it just happens so I learned early on to just deal with it as an adult and as a Man. Period. And the Gender of those "interested" is not necessarily important to me at all. I understand people wanting to "know for sure"... I care about people who care about me. Their Gender has nothing to do with anything. I value true friends and friendships.
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: gococksDJS
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Hi NJC,
I am 6'2" tall, weigh 190 lbs and have a 30" waist - I give this information by way of explanation.
God chose to give me 10 5/8" when erect and 6 1/2" thick and I am uncut. And I thank him for that for sure. And I certainly appreciate it. ( NOT bragging believe me, but others apparently do as well.) Even when soft it gets a lot of attention. I once had a cop beat on it with his night stick because he thought I was trying to "smuggle drugs" and when it started "waking up" he got embarrased and said "Oh, sorry", turned around shaking his head and said "damn....!" and walked away and didn't bother me anymore. I told him I was not into drugs now or ever and he apparently thought he'd "see" for himself... Simply speaking - it can not be "hidden" - period. I do not ask for the "notoriety" it comes with the "territory" - it just happens so I learned early on to just deal with it as an adult and as a Man. Period. And the Gender of those "interested" is not necessarily important to me at all. I understand people wanting to "know for sure"... I care about people who care about me. Their Gender has nothing to do with anything. I value true friends and friendships.
Take Care, John H.
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who gives a fuck? Go post this shit on an all gay board. Don't you think people get tired of you trolling for cock all day?
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
who gives a fuck? Go post this shit on an all gay board. Don't you think people get tired of you trolling for cock all day?
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Hi Gococks,
Look at the thread. The question was asked - and all I did was answer it. It was an honest question and I answered it honestly. There are people with this curiosity. Period.
So now are you setting yourself up as the "judge and jury" as to what people can ask and answer? I thought you were wanting others to see you as an adult?
As for "...trolling for cock..." - I do not know where you get that from. Nothing could be further from the truth. Now if you are somehow "asking" you have to "visit someone else" because I certainly do not do this...
I thought you were going to college? What is it that you are trying to learn?
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: ponyboy
Hmm....
Souped up stops posting things in caps. After it was pointed out to him that he does that just like John H.
John H suddenly appears and stops posting things in caps.
Although I saw that John actually posted something outside of the Sexual Health section. It has nothing to do with bodybuilding and is still annoying and useless but at least that's progress.
Posted by: gococksDJS
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Hi Gococks,
I thought you were going to college? What is it that you are trying to learn?
Take Care, John H.
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Yes I am going to college and studying chemistry, which is irrelevant, just like you saying that cops beat your dong with a stick. Vote in the poll if you want, but what why do you feel the need to say that you get off to cops beating it with a night stick? Personally, I don't care if anyone likes seeing or reading your posts, but im sick of you adding in all this gay propaganda and a bunch of other shit that is completely off topic. Go read the anabolic section, and does anyone say "I shot 250mg's of test into my plump, hot ass today, and no lie everyone likes my ass" No one on this board posts the crap you do, and everyone is sick of reading your "gay is good, gay is natural, lets all be gay, i get off when men hit me" posts. Go post gay shit on a gay website.
Posted by: John H.
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Hmm....
Souped up stops posting things in caps. After it was pointed out to him that he does that just like John H.
John H suddenly appears and stops posting things in caps.
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Hi Pony,
When I posted what I said I did not even look at all of the other posts first I just answered to the original. What others have to say is up to them. They do not reflect me or what I think or what I say. Everyone has their own ideas. And methods.
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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Yes I am going to college and studying chemistry, which is irrelevant, just like you saying that cops beat your dong with a stick. Vote in the poll if you want, but what why do you feel the need to say that you get off to cops beating it with a night stick? Personally, I don't care if anyone likes seeing or reading your posts, but im sick of you adding in all this gay propaganda and a bunch of other shit that is completely off topic. Go read the anabolic section, and does anyone say "I shot 250mg's of test into my plump, hot ass today, and no lie everyone likes my ass" No one on this board posts the crap you do, and everyone is sick of reading your "gay is good, gay is natural, lets all be gay, i get off when men hit me" posts. Go post gay shit on a gay website.
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Gococks,
Fine, you are good at chemistry. What about ALL the other things of life and living?
When you go to college to learn, do not let your book learnin' interfere with your education.
And BECOME the adult Male who is mature that you think you are and want others to think you are. The cop aspect I related was to show that I have had "problems" with people from all walks of life "dealing with" my blessings. I was not bragging in any way and never do. I was making a statement that shows that most everyone is somehow "taken" and that it can not be "hidden" as many seem to suggest is so simple a thing to do. I hide nothing. And there is no need to - I honor what is completely natural and right. And, because you apparently do not know how to read, I am BiSexual not Homosexual. If I was Homosexual I would have absolutely no problem with that aspect of Sexuality either. ALL ARE COMPLETELY natural and right and good. They are VARIATIONS of life and living.
While at college, go to the library and check out some books on Sexuality and understand them and what they have to say. If your college (which I believe you said was a southern college) does not have books on Sex go to a college in the North and visit their library or go to a large public library in the North - BECOME a human being and a Man that UNDERSTANDS Sexuality in ALL its aspects. OPEN your mind because if you do not you are wasting your time at college and you will never really learn - or understand - anything. You will just "think" you do. And BE the person you are born to be. And when you find the need to "shit on" someone find out (DO some soul searching) as to your hatred and bigotry and where it comes from HONESTLY. You have some growing up to do. Just going to college is NOT going to do that for you.
John H.
Posted by: bio-chem
john i saw no hatred or bigotry from gococksdjs reply to you. just because someone disagrees with you it doesnt make them close-minded or a bigot. on the contrary they are open-minded and tolerant just for reading your posts. what was closed-minded was your comment on the education he will recieve in a southern university. your sugestion that he should go to a northern college to check out books on sex was ludicris. john do you have something against the southern citizens of the united states? i find that offensive. maybe you should do some SOUL SEARCHING to find out why you have this endless desire to push your extreme agenda.
Posted by: bio-chem
by the way john and soup. you screwed up. you are deffinitly the same person. post 112 of this thread by soup says a cop hit his dick with a nightstick. and post 142 by john says the same damn thing. now cops do not go around hitting everybody's dick with a nightstick. same story=same person. but why the discrepincy in dick size if your the same person? perhaps your ability to read numbers on a scale is a little fuzzy. were you looking at the correct side of the ruler? you know one side is in inches true, but the other is in metric. i think what we have here is little dick syndrome. this could be a good case study for a phyciatrist. a schizophrenic with a severe napoleon complex.
Posted by: John H.
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john i saw no hatred or bigotry from gococksdjs reply to you. just because someone disagrees with you it doesnt make them close-minded or a bigot. on the contrary they are open-minded and tolerant just for reading your posts. what was closed-minded was your comment on the education he will recieve in a southern university. your sugestion that he should go to a northern college to check out books on sex was ludicris. john do you have something against the southern citizens of the united states? i find that offensive. maybe you should do some SOUL SEARCHING to find out why you have this endless desire to push your extreme agenda.
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Hi Bio,
Re-read what he said and how he said it. Carefully and with an open mind.
I have no problem with those that disagree with me - honestly - that is how we all learn finding out each person's view on things. Honestly so. I never ask that people be dishonest in their reply and WANT them to BE in their response which will help reflect WHO they ACTUALLY are. Their response can help reflect them.
As for reading my posts, that IS an individual thing each person CHOOSES to do - or not. No one "forces" anyone to read anything. By doing so does not necessarily reflect whether they have an open mind or not. It can. It also can not. It could be they are just somehow interested in what is said or they are wanting to reply just to damn or criticize - there are people who do that - they "live" for doing that.
My comment about a southern college or university is based on facts. There ARE colleges that DO have information in their libraries that reflect the entire spectrum of knowledge or at least make that honest attempt to do so. And there are those that reflect the hatred and the bigotry of those that support that college. It does depend on the college you are going to and who supports that college and what kind of college it is. And it knows no bounds necessarily - it can exist in the North or the South. In the North you will have college libraries and large public libraries that will have more information on the subject of Sexuality for example from a greater wider perspective because there is less intolerance usually - notice I did NOT say there was a total lack - you are more likely to have books on Sexuality that include the entire spectrum of thought in the North than in the South. This can also be reflected in the budget of the college and where those funds ultimately come from and I can tell you that those that contribute DO exercise their thoughts and feelings on how a college is "to operate and how money is ultimately spent" North and South...
My suggestion was in an effort for those that are interested TRUTHFULLY to finding accurate answers to seek that information from whatever source HAS that information - if a southern college does not have a large collection of books on Sexuality, for example, from all perspectives there are colleges in the north that can - and public libraries that are larger. There are larger public libraries in the north more often than in the south. There are more often than not larger colleges and universities in the north with greater operating funds. So they may have more information available than an institution that can not afford more. Also, larger institutions tend to have SOURCE material smaller ones do not. That is not always the case but is more often than not.
You ask me if I have something against "...Southern Citizens..." - I have nothing against those that are truly open minded, objective and willing to learn and discuss all they can honestly and accurately and completely - for the benefit of ALL people. People who are not honestly willing are more liklely to not want to DISCUSS much of anything. There ARE good people everywhere just as there are those not so good REGARDLESS of race, creed, etc. I can tell you my experience has shown that those that attend religious colleges are more likely to be closed minded and not very willing to DISCUSS things with an OPEN MIND AND OBJECTIVELY. By going to a religious college they already have formed their thoughts before they have even started more often than not. Admission to this type of college can reflect that. Anyone gets that even on the "street". I wish that were not true actually but anyone that wants to see for themselves can do that and find out for themselves if what I say is true or not. Try having an open-minded discussion with someone who believes religiously speaking. Some may but many will not. Once they have established their "beliefs" within themselves they are usually not willing to discuss anything any further. Learning IS LIFELONG. NO ONE KNOWS IT ALL OR EVERYTHING. A closed-minded person is a danger to everyone else AND HIMSELF. They will not grow as a person totally. They are self-limiting.
You indicate you think I have some kind of "extreme aggenda": how do you feel that way? Because I speak truthfully and ask questions many do not even discuss remotely? How is wanting to KNOW HONESTLY "extreme"?
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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by the way john and soup. you screwed up. you are deffinitly the same person. post 112 of this thread by soup says a cop hit his dick with a nightstick. and post 142 by john says the same damn thing. now cops do not go around hitting everybody's dick with a nightstick. same story=same person. but why the discrepincy in dick size if your the same person? perhaps your ability to read numbers on a scale is a little fuzzy. were you looking at the correct side of the ruler? you know one side is in inches true, but the other is in metric. i think what we have here is little dick syndrome. this could be a good case study for a phyciatrist. a schizophrenic with a severe napoleon complex.
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Hi Bio,
I AM John H., NOT "Souped up". I do not know him at all personally and only from posts he has made here and on that other Board. He has his thoughts and I have mine - EACH IS their OWN. Posts he makes (Souped-up) seem to have as their intent to try to discredit me in some way. Not all.
My intention for even saying the size of my penis was in an effort to have others UNDERSTAND in some way why anyone would even "notice" it in the first place. So I gave my height, weight, waist size, etc. IF a person THINKS honestly about that information - along with the information I gave with regard to the size of my penis - they will then UNDERSTAND that and NOT BECAUSE I ASK for it, getting "attention". (It can NOT "be hidden" and I learned that early on and do not make any attempt to do so - it is naturally how it is and can not be "hidden") Even from a cop who said he "thought" "I might be trying to hide something like drugs" and I told him I was not and have NEVER been even remotely interested in drugs. I told him in an effort to answer his "suspicions" that it "is me" (a PART of me - WHO I am) - he apparently did not believe me so he wipped out his night stick and proceeded to find out in some manner for himself. As a result of HIS attempt to "search me" I began to grow larger as I always do when someone is examining me NATURALLY SO. Thus my story and thus my explanation SO OTHERS COULD UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE PICTURE.
Was I angry? HELL YES. Did I enjoy the "search" - HELL NO. And I certainly did not like having someone question my honestly when I told them I was NOT hiding "drugs". Especially in that manner! Can someone do something about that? Truthfully speaking - no. Cops can and DO what they want more often than not and have a wide latitude in what they can do no matter what. Anyone that does not believe that is a fool.
The situation I related was NOT AT ALL in any attempt to get ANY lime-light on me. I was merely stating what had happened to me and the "why" and the "result". NOTHING MORE. How else would I have explained this situation I FOUND MYSELF IN other than how I did. How does someone make a decision about something without the facts behind it? I gave the facts as they were at the time. Nothing more. I was not out for sensationalism. I was explaining something that had happened to me and the why and the how.
Again, I am NOT "Souped Up" and I actually do NOT KNOW who that person is other that what they post.
I never need others to speak for me EVER. And I do not want that at all EVER. I DO MY OWN SPEAKING.
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: Warren[BigW]
Well,mines bigger than a babys arm.
Posted by: Navyguy808
i voted under 4" 
Posted by: Martinogdenbsx
Hi Fouked Up
You are a wanker full stop!!!
Posted by: Lucifer
It ain't the size that's the problem dude it's the ugly. Reminds me of a fishes white belly.Try tanning it.
Posted by: Lucifer
Tanning Hides
The rendering of hides into leather is still a valuable skill that has not completely disappeared from traditional Native culture. The concept of tanning hides is simple. You must convert the raw hide into leather which then can be used as a fabric for everyday living needs such as garments and accessories, bags and utility items, or simply cut into strips for straps and ties.
The term "tanning" refers to the concept of infusing the animal hide with the preservative "tannic acid" which prevents the skin from rotting. There are several ways of tanning a hide, but the most common method, historically, for the woodland tribes was "brain tanning". There is tannic acid, as well as oils and conditioners, in the brain that will transform a raw piece of animal hide into a supple garment grade fabric leather.
The hide is removed from the carcass and then laced to a rigid frame. The hair and dermis is scraped from the out layer of skin, and the fatty sub tissue is scraped from the underside. A scraping tool, called a scraper is used for this work.
Once the hide has been scraped clean, it is then time to apply the brains. A rul of thumb is that each mammal has enough brains to tan its own hide. The brains are mashed into a paste and smeared into the hide until it is thoroughly coated with the mixture.
A buffing stick is used to smooth out the surface of the hid as well as stretch it; the stick has a large bulbous end that will not puncture or tear the skin.
At this stage, the hide should be milk white and satin smooth. After the buffing of the hide is finished and the hide is thoroughly stretched, the last step in the tanning process is the smoking of the hide, which will turn the skin a golden brown color with a rich smoky aroma. The smoke is important for a number of reasons, but one major reason is that by smoking the skin, it is cured and will then remain supple and pliant even after getting wet. Also, smoke will help seal the braining process, and will ensure a well preserved hide.
Posted by: bio-chem
what the hell does that have to do with penis size? no wonder god kicked you out of heaven. ha ha ha
Posted by: Lucifer
I hear ya. Some wanker had a link up with pics of his tool. Seems it was someone posing as the wanker with pics of the actual guy's crank. Which makes me think maybe the guy just decided to impersonate himself to show off his "it is as big as a banana with the peal on" fuck stick. He wanted to know if it was big enough. Well it was not a pretty sight. And has this idiot no idea that bananas come in different sizes? He irritates me, not a good thing to do.
Anyway someone removed the wankers posts which in my opinion was uncalled for. So my advice is hurry the hell up and quote stuff that might be in danger of being deleted.
Posted by: Lucifer
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Originally Posted by Lucifer
I hear ya. Some wanker had a link up with pics of his tool. Seems it was someone posing as the wanker with pics of the actual guy's crank. Which makes me think maybe the guy just decided to impersonate himself to show off his "it is as big as a banana with the peal on" fuck stick. He wanted to know if it was big enough. Well it was not a pretty sight. And has this idiot no idea that bananas come in different sizes? He irritates me, not a good thing to do.
Anyway someone removed the wankers posts which in my opinion was uncalled for. So my advice is hurry the hell up and quote stuff that might be in danger of being deleted.
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Just in case.
Posted by: SJ69
sometimes my erection "is longer than 4 hrs" (only if I'm sleeping )
Posted by: WATTS
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Originally Posted by cappo5150
Min0, thats a hilarious pic
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AGREED
Posted by: Maynard Keenan
My erection is 16 inches long.......
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by Maynard Keenan
My erection is 16 inches long.......
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Hi Maynard,
Well, you've got me beat - I am only 10 5/8" long when hard. Are you SURE? I never heard of a 16 incher before. Only on horses and they are usually much longer than 16"....
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: Maynard Keenan
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Hi Maynard,
Well, you've got me beat - I am only 10 5/8" long when hard. Are you SURE? I never heard of a 16 incher before. Only on horses and they are usually much longer than 16"....
Take Care, John H.
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im just messin.......iguess maybe 8 or 8 1/2.
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by Maynard Keenan
im just messin.......iguess maybe 8 or 8 1/2.
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Hi Maynard,
OK, just wondered. But you are no little dude either. Good goin'!!
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: Chain Link
Its about 3 minutes if Im not getting any, If I am, It can be 30 minutes or even longer
Posted by: joesmooth20
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Whoever's the one under 4 inches, may god have mercy on your soul.
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what he said^^^^^^^
Posted by: VivaLaRocket81
6"
Posted by: LW83
phew!~ i fit right in the middle
Posted by: god hand
What can I do take make my cock grow more! 7in. isnt enough!
Posted by: TJ Cline
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Originally Posted by god hand
What can I do take make my cock grow more! 7in. isnt enough!
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Your boyfriend should love for who you are not your tiny cock..
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Your boyfriend should love for who you are not your tiny cock.. |
I GOING TO ADD SOME MORE WHITE STUFF AROUND YOUR MOUTH!
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Originally Posted by god hand
I GOING TO ADD SOME MORE WHITE STUFF AROUND YOUR MOUTH!
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Sorry bro I'm not gay, not that its wrong or anything. You have at all the boys you want, I'll stick with women. I will go on record that I do not judge or think less of you because you love cock.
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What can I do take make my cock grow more! 7in. isnt enough!
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Hi god hand,
I am 10 5/8" long when hard and 6 1/2" thick so I can see why you would want more. I say that NOT TO BRAG AT ALL, just saying by way of explanation...
There are many methods.
One is to work on it yourself or have it worked on by someone who CARES HONESTLY about you - this could either be a Man or a Woman - or both , depending on your Sexuality as born.
7's not bad at all. Why do you want more? Honestly. And if you got more, could you handle it?
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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I GOING TO ADD SOME MORE WHITE STUFF AROUND YOUR MOUTH!
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Hi god hand,
Don't be jealous of someone else who is happy. Be truly glad for them and work to be glad yourself whatever that takes.
Be HONEST with yourself and all others.
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Sorry bro I'm not gay, not that its wrong or anything. You have at all the boys you want, I'll stick with women. I will go on record that I do not judge or think less of you because you love cock.
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Hi Foreman,
How's your workouts coming along?
NEVER STOP being your very best! It is the one true gift a Man gives himself and to those that honestly give a damn about him - and that appreciate honestly. Your damn good health is your foundation for all things in life.
Take Care Buddy, John H.
Posted by: god hand
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Hi god hand,
I am 10 5/8" long when hard and 6 1/2" thick so I can see why you would want more. I say that NOT TO BRAG AT ALL, just saying by way of explanation...
Take Care, John H.
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Bitch please!
Posted by: god hand
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Hi god hand,
7's not bad at all. Why do you want more? Honestly. And if you got more, could you handle it?
Take Care, John H.
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John H we know u can handle a foot long up the ass!
Posted by: John H.
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god hand,
Why would I have any reason to lie? What I said IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE AND FACTUAL!
While I would expect you to say no, I can show it to you if you really want to see for yourself. Some even like to touch it I guess in an effort to really believe because they can not believe their eyes... Then you try to tell me I am lying?! I KNOW - it's MINE.
I've had others say they did not believe - and they have SEEN for themselves and are now BELIEVERS. And I am not talking "religion"
here.
John H.
Posted by: TJ Cline
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Originally Posted by John H.
god hand,
Why would I have any reason to lie? What I said IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE AND FACTUAL!
While I would expect you to say no, I can show it to you if you really want to see for yourself. Some even like to touch it I guess in an effort to really believe because they can not believe their eyes... Then you try to tell me I am lying?! I KNOW - it's MINE.
I've had others say they did not believe - and they have SEEN for themselves and are now BELIEVERS. And I am not talking "religion"
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Dont do it John he will rape you.
Posted by: god hand
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Dont do it John he will rape you. |
Foreman is right I would...............with a BAT!
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by god hand
John H we know u can handle a foot long up the ass!
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god hand,
And I know you'd like to try to take one yourself but are "afraid" a MAN might blow your a** apart and you'd never be the "same"... 
Try doing this: take your hand, open it up, and wrap it around you and squeeze - you'll feel damn good for doing - unless you are "brain" (as in cock) dead... Say "hello" to your cock and have it say "hello" back to you - and I bet it will say "what took you so damn long?"!!!!
John H.
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Hi Foreman,
Actually he'd be drowned and his "hands" too would never be the same...
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by god hand
Foreman is right I would...............with a BAT!
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god hand,
You must be related to that cop that didn't believe me either when I said that "it is me" when he "thought" I was hiding something in my jeans so he took his night stick and started beating on it and poking at it and it started growing even bigger and when he realized it IS ME he got real red faced and turned around and said "sorry" (for having not believed me in the first place).
So I guess you too can use a bat on it and I have a feeling you too would enjoy YOUR "search" too...
John H.
Posted by: god hand
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god hand,
You must be related to that cop that didn't believe me either when I said that "it is me" when he "thought" I was hiding something in my jeans so he took his night stick and started beating on it and poking at it and it started growing even bigger and when he realized it IS ME he got real red faced and turned around and said "sorry" (for having not believed me in the first place).
So I guess you too can use a bat on it and I have a feeling you too would enjoy YOUR "search" too...
John H. |
Cop? Night stick? Sounds like gay sex to me!
Posted by: cheesegrater
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Originally Posted by njc
Im not sure if im doing this right, its supposed to be a poll.
ah it worked!
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everyone's an 8 incher on the net.......
Posted by: YourallIwant
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Originally Posted by Maynard Keenan
My erection is 16 inches long.......
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Should I give you my address now???
You. Here. Now!!! 
Posted by: god hand
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Originally Posted by YourallIwant
Should I give you my address now???
You. Here. Now!!! |
And I bet u can get all 16 down your throat.
Posted by: TJ Cline
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Originally Posted by god hand
And I bet u can get all 16 down your throat. |
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by god hand
And I bet u can get all 16 down your throat. |
Hi God hand,
And you take it very s l o w l y down the throat paying very close attention to every inch as it glides deep within you...
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Hi Foreman,
E X A C T L Y !!!!!!!!
Take Care, John H.
Posted by: reimon
I personally think all the people bellow 7 inches have medical problems of some degree... Everyone has the potential to have at LEAST 7 inches if they eat the proper diet and don't kill their dick with excessive masterbation...
Posted by: TJ Cline
I just read this entire thread.............Funny as hell
Posted by: Cowbell
If you want to be "gifted" move to the middle east....studies have found the ave size to be 2"....for the mentally impaired (godhand ) that means 2 inches. Yep, even you can be John Holmes if you move there.
Posted by: TJ Cline
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Originally Posted by Cowbell
If you want to be "gifted" move to the middle east....studies have found the ave size to be 2"....for the mentally impaired (godhand ) that means 2 inches. Yep, even you can be John Holmes if you move there. |
I heard about that, wasn't the study done at Abu Ghraib prison.
Posted by: Cowbell
That sounds right
Posted by: MuscleM4n
27 people vote 8inches plus YEAH RIGHT
Posted by: min0 lee
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I just read this entire thread............. Funny as hell |
I guess your now familiar with everyone's size. 
Posted by: John H.
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I just read this entire thread............. Funny as hell |
Hi Foreman,
Now you KNOW there are other Men who are just as or nearly as big as you ARE too!
Take care Buddy! John H.
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