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Posted by: j rizz

since starting my new bulking diet.. i have been noticing that my shit has become very hard.. is this due to the protein or that im eating clean food and my body is shitting out pure waste.. or is this not normal??
anyone else with this??

Posted by: thatguy

Drink more water. I had the same reaction and more water fixed the problem.

Posted by: PreMier

Eat more fiber also..

Posted by: JLB001

are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

Posted by: DOMS

"Bad Stuff"?

Posted by: Witmaster

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are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

OK, you just threw me....

Does this mean that "floaters" are good stuff being passed through OR is it Good to have Floaters?

Sinkers, you stated, are "bad stuff going bye bye" so I conclude the obvious that bad stuff going bye bye is good. I'm no fecal expert so.... enlighten me please

Posted by: JLB001

Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

Posted by: Paynne

It's amazing how much one can learn on a forum.

Posted by: j rizz

lol

Posted by: guitar_man04

Thats odd. I agree with paynne. Never heard it but I am willing to buy it.

Posted by: thatguy

I second that.

Posted by: PreMier

Its because of the fiber.. The more fiber you get, the better, and it will lower the density, making it 'float'.

Posted by: Curlingcadys

were certainly not here to leave ANYTHING in the dark are we?!

oddly enough I learned somthing..

Posted by: Cold Iron

You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

Posted by: Metalman777

Greens, greens,greens + lots of water +fiber... and you'll be all set..

Posted by: jaim91

I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

Posted by: crazy_enough

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I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

Its prolly true...If you can stimulate or accelerate the birth of a child thru belly massages during labor, I bet you can do the same with...well, bowels....While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

Posted by: Pylon

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While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....

You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

Posted by: crazy_enough

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You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

LOLOLOL

Posted by: mikeruurds

I'd better ask for a little "extra attention" the next time I go for a Swedish full body massage!

Posted by: bracewater

add a cucumber to your diet everyday.

like clockwork

Posted by: BigDyl

What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

Posted by: thatguy

Definitely good. That means you have "happy poop."

Posted by: Witmaster

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What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

Well, it probably means you ate the wrong kind of mushrooms in your salad that day. Whether it is good or bad is entirely up to you

Posted by: j rizz

AHAHAHAAHA!!!!
i knew my the shrooms on my salad were tasting a little bit like styrofoam

Posted by: DemolitionNine

ROFL ... this's too damned funny....

Posted by: j rizz

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Posted by: crazy_enough

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Originally Posted by j rizz

well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

Oh Gosh....I don't think that you should even be considering any "turd" manipulation !!!!

I was told that a healthy person should technicaly dump about 12 inches worth of solid humm.....waste, twice a day. 12 inches!!!!!! Thats soundz like a whole lotta doodoo...

Posted by: largepkg

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Where is Dale when you need him? He would be the expert of fecal weight.

Posted by: Witmaster

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Originally Posted by j rizz

I'm thinking you need a hobbie

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by JLB001

Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

She really knows her shit.

Posted by: JLB001

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She really knows her shit.

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: JLB001

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

She really knows her shit.

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: JLB001

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

She really knows her shit.

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by JLB001

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by JLB001

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by JLB001

Mino....do you see???? I see.

Posted by: Dale Mabry

To take a line from Johnny Cash and Nine Inch Nails...

I hurt myself today.

Posted by: scooterbilly

this is my first time on this forum--I'm scared sh1tless

Posted by: crazy_enough

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this is my first time on this forum--I'm scared sh1tless

Welcome! This place is the shit!

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Whats bad is when your turds are all hard and have no taper at the end ...

Posted by: onamission

Yeah ^^that aint no shit..

Posted by: Exordus

Since I've started my bulking diet, mine have turned the color of all the damn veggies I'm eating....and they don't float! I was never a veggie eater. Maybe the color is normal.

Posted by: BigDyl

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Originally Posted by Exordus

Since I've started my bulking diet, mine have turned the color of all the damn veggies I'm eating....and they don't float! I was never a veggie eater. Maybe the color is normal.

I'm sorry to say... you have the hanta virus.

Posted by: j rizz

hanta virus??!! i heard thats ome of the shittiest virus's to have.. i shit you not.

Posted by: Exordus

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I'm sorry to say... you have the hanta virus.

Jesus Christ you scared the hell outta me there for a minute. I looked up the virus and the first thing I saw was a freakin mouse on the website! I have a boa that I feed mice to all the time!!

Good thing there isn't anything in the symptoms that applies to green shit.

Posted by: THEUNIT(XXL)

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Originally Posted by Cold Iron

You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

Posted by: P-funk

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Originally Posted by JLB001

Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

How can that be true? I eat clean food year round and rarely ever any junk but everything that comes out of me is a sinker.

Posted by: NeilPearson

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How can that be true? I eat clean food year round and rarely ever any junk but everything that comes out of me is a sinker.

I don't think I've ever seen a floater either

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