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Females! how to catch your man cheating!!

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Posted by: CRASHMAN

when your man is out with his friends and you think he is cheating the first thing that you do is when he walks in the door drunk, you drop to your knees and give him a blow job! before you even say hi. And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!

Mods we should make this thread a sticky!!

Posted by: JLB001

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Posted by: onamission

Good idea crashman, I'm going to have to show that to my untrusting girlfriend.

Posted by: Twigz

I have the feeling that my wife will slap me in the morning

after I leave this printed on the dresser.

Posted by: maniclion

Great advice.

Posted by: Crono1000

haha, great idea.

I jacked off once and when she called me on it I denied it. She tried to make me prove it by having sex with her and obviously I got caught when I couldn't get it up.

Posted by: rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

Posted by: MTN WARRIOR

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

You evil bitch.....

Posted by: ponyboy

I got two words for you...

A
men

Posted by: Crono1000

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

where is there room for 5 kisses?

Posted by: Hillside

My dad knew a guy whos wife used to sniff his cock when he came home. Guilty or not, he never got sucked off, she just didnt trust him. I would think that if someone was fucking around they would be smart enough to clean up down there before coming home.

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Crashman is wise beyond his years.

Posted by: rockgazer69

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Originally Posted by Crono1000

where is there room for 5 kisses?

well it doesn't start out with enough room but after the1st kiss, hey new canvas.... lol. seriously though if you really think the person you are with is cheating leave. if they are you did yourself a favor. if they aren't n you were always suspicious you did them a favor. being trustworthy is sexy and being in an exclusive relationship where you are sure of each other is where all the good sex is anyway.

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

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Originally Posted by MTN WARRIOR

You evil bitch.....

Thats my girl Rockgazer up there.

Pretty good idea chickie.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

that idea sucks

you should apologies by giving him head for being so untrusting

Posted by: maniclion

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

I'd be walking funny all day just so it wouldn't smudge

or walk around holding my pants away from my crotch looking like a perv.

Posted by: Archangel

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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN

when your man is out with his friends and you think he is cheating the first thing that you do is when he walks in the door drunk, you drop to your knees and give him a blow job! before you even say hi. And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!

Mods we should make this thread a sticky!!

Posted by: Archangel

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockgazer69

no what she does is take her favorite lipstick n puts a nice kiss print or 5 on your penis n then when you are grinning like a fool she tells you she still better be able to see it when you get home.

Posted by: gr81

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And if his penis tastes like condom he was cheating on you! and if it doesn't, he deserves the blow job for you being an untrusting horrible girlfriend who doesn't trust the man who loves you!!! And women don't ever let you man get away with coming home after a night with his friends without that blow job!

interesting theory crash, but what if the dude doesnt' strap up??

Posted by: CRASHMAN

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Originally Posted by gr81

interesting theory crash, but what if the dude doesnt' strap up??

there'll be a different taste

Posted by: Luke9583