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Posted by: min0 lee

What were your reactions ladies the first time you encountered a wiener that wasn't attached to a family member? (and I don't mean that in a gross way...) :P

Posted by: Luke9583

cricket... cricket....

Posted by: Twigz

Ok, another question. What was your reaction when you first saw a weiner on someone you thought was a hot asian chick?

Posted by: onamission

Never experienced that exact situation, but I'm thinkin it would be somewhere along the lines of "wheres my 20 gauge"

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by onamission

Never experienced that exact situation, but I'm thinkin it would be somewhere along the lines of "wheres my 20 gauge"

are you taking notes MinO?

Posted by: onamission

lol, let me guess.

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

i just remember country music and hard thwaps across my cheeks before the blindfold fell off

Posted by: min0 lee

ok....I was asking the females on this board, but since you "guys" decided to answer...........how did you really feel when you saw your first wiener?

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

cricket... cricket....

It's a slow night.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by onamission

lol, let me guess.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Twigz

Ok, another question. What was your reaction when you first saw a weiner on someone you thought was a hot asian chick?

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Must be min0 ... wiener questions? Your status as an it is gonna change if you keep this up.

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

i just figured out the motivation for this thread

min0 are you showing your cock to 15 year old girls again dude?

Posted by: min0 lee

I need new material. I feel so bored.

Posted by: min0 lee

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i just figured out the motivation for this thread

min0 are you showing your cock to 15 year old girls again dude?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: bio-chem

after a girl married a friend of mine she told me that men are ugly "down there". i told it doesnt have to be pretty it just has to get the job done

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

after a girl married a friend of mine she told me that men are ugly "down there". i told it doesnt have to be pretty it just has to get the job done

Ive also heard this from a few women

I think is a bad sign of repression and immaturity

the ones that say this still enjoy sex, so its how society...or more accurately, their families.... feel about sex n weiners n stuff

its sad

tell them their bleeding wound aint much prettier and see what they say

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

tell them their bleeding wound aint much prettier and see what they say

Good point.

Posted by: BritChick

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

What were your reactions ladies the first time you encountered a wiener that wasn't attached to a family member? (and I don't mean that in a gross way...) :P

I was 6 and was playing with a boy from on my block, he wanted to play a game of "i'll show you mine if you show me yours", he showed me his, I guess I wasn't impressed... I immediately ran home!

I got busted for it though by my brother though 7 years older than me, he knew I'd done something I shouldn't because I was being so quiet and when he questioned me about it I went bright red, he ratted me out to my mum and I was forced into admission... I never lived that one down (I wonder if the other kid did?!

Posted by: min0 lee

Now thats cute and funny.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

ok....I was asking the females on this board, but since you "guys" decided to answer...........how did you really feel when you saw your first wiener?

Hi minO,

Truthfully? I was kinda surprised. I thought everyone's was the same size. (Obviously I was young when this first happened). That is probably how I first learned God provided me differently than others and how I began to understand people's interest - Men and Women. And why I completely understand people wanting to know. NOT bragging, just saying, I can not be "hidden" (as so many seem to "think" is possible - OR "should be"!! which is pure BULL!!!!! ) so I do not even "try it". I let it "breathe" and "live"... And those that are interested I have absolutely no problem with that interest and see it as a natural curiosity.

How did I feel about first seeing one? Fine actually.

What bothers me is this thing some people have with an uncut (uncircumcised) penis. It IS natural and the way NATURE INTENDED and I would NEVER feel there is any reason for having this changed unless there was a VALID MEDICAL reason - such as a life or death situation.

Take Care, John H.

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: gococksDJS

Christ, John H, is it possible for you to stop "not bragging" about your dong in every thread?

Posted by: Luke9583

I'm glad i'm not ron jeremy. He probably passes out occassionally from getting a hard on

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Christ, John H, is it possible for you to stop "not bragging" about your dong in every thread?

GococksDJS,

I know it is hard for you, but I SAID - "NOT BRAGGING" in CAPITALS - I WAS NOT BRAGGING. I used that by way of explanation of what I was saying.

Are you following me for some reason?

John H.

Posted by: crazy_enough

I said EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!lol

No seriously, I was about 10 yrs old and we were playing truth or dare...I had seen my dad's and my kid brother's weewees countless times so I was kinda like "oh well, big deal..NEXT!" I feel the same way almost 20 years later!

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by John H.

GococksDJS,

Are you following me for some reason?

John H.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

I'm glad i'm not ron jeremy. He probably passes out occassionally from getting a hard on

Translation== I have a small penis.

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Translation== I have a small penis.

I fall into the average bracket at about 6.5

I'm no John H. But I make up for it with my charming personality

(no offense john)

Why the 'sad' face mino lee?

If it were a dude typing this time, it would've been a smilie or a "rofl"

Posted by: rockgazer69

i was thinking i might like to try sex. till i saw it n then i was terrified into another yr as a virgin.

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

I fall into the average bracket at about 6.5

I'm no John H. But I make up for it with my charming personality

(no offense john)

I'm not bitchin.

Posted by: min0 lee

Your satisfied with his penis size?

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Your satisfied with his penis size?

Yes. Any larger and I would have trouble sitting in racing seats.

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

Yes. Any larger and I would have trouble sitting in racing seats.

Wheres Drew Carrey's 101 dick jokes when you need them.

Posted by: min0 lee

Luke's dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summer time

Posted by: min0 lee

Luke's dick is so big, everytime he gets hard he causes a solar eclipse

Posted by: min0 lee

Luke's dick is so big he uses a hula hoop as a cock ring

Posted by: min0 lee

Luke's dick is so big, he made a horse cry

Posted by: min0 lee

Dick Van Dyke's real name is Penis Van Lesbian.

Posted by: Shae

^

Thanks Min0.

Posted by: Luke9583

Ok, now i'm alittle freaked out.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

I fall into the average bracket at about 6.5

I'm no John H. But I make up for it with my charming personality

(no offense john)

Why the 'sad' face mino lee?

If it were a dude typing this time, it would've been a smilie or a "rofl"

Hi Luke,

No problem. None taken Buddy. And we all have or develop our "methods" and our "perfection"....

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

I'm glad i'm not ron jeremy. He probably passes out occassionally from getting a hard on

Hi Luke,

I understand why it is said this "happens" occasionally... (Lack of oxygen i he brain that goes to the cock to make it hard....). I can honestly say that has never happened to me at all - not even "light-headed" - and I certainly have "my share" of hard-ons.

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

Ok, now i'm alittle freaked out.

Sorry baby.

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

Ok, now i'm alittle freaked out.

Sorry baby.

Posted by: Shae

Do I hear an echo?

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by John H.

- and I certainly have "my share" of hard-ons.

Take Care, John H.

Who's sharing them with you?

Posted by: ASSPUNCTURE

PM me luke i want to taste this badboy

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by ASSPUNCTURE

PM me luke i want to taste this badboy

Hey Luke, in the words of The Terminator, "Come with me if you want to live."

Sorry Asspunture, I just had to do it.

Posted by: Luke9583

Now i'm really freaked out.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by Shae

Sorry baby.

Hi Shae,

LMFAO!!!! I never saw that icon (kiss) before - it sure is FUNNY!!!!!

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

Sorry baby.

Hi minO,

You - ARE HOT!!!!!

(Hey, where did you get that icon (kiss) from? I looked and do not see it as an option?)

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: John H.

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

Who's sharing them with you?

Hi Luke,

ONLY those that "APPRECIATE" - TRUST ME!!!

Take Care, John H.

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by John H.

Hi Luke,

ONLY those that "APPRECIATE" - TRUST ME!!!

Take Care, John H.

I need to take up that rule.

I'll start now... get lost ASSPUNCTURE! You don't appreciate me

Posted by: Shae

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Originally Posted by Luke9583

Now i'm really freaked out.

Sheesh! What do ya want us to do? Get in Pussycat Doll cloths and shake it?

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by John H.

Hi minO,

You - ARE HOT!!!!!

(Hey, where did you get that icon (kiss) from? I looked and do not see it as an option?)

Take Care, John H.

Where it say's smilies, right at the bottom it say's more. Press that and you'll see it.

Posted by: da jock

I don't know if this answer applies...I distinctly remember my 1st day of 7th grade gym, seeing upper class guys changing out of the corner of my eye & thinking "My God I hope I get big like that!!" & feeling, umm, SMALL & embarassed to change & shower, I prolly had only just started puberty @ 12!!!

Posted by: Luke9583

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Originally Posted by Shae

Sheesh! What do ya want us to do? Get in Pussycat Doll cloths and shake it?

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