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Posted by: Vieope

Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.



Posted by: min0 lee

My washing machine on rinse cycle shakes like crazy...........free vibrations.



Posted by: Vieope

I really get my fun with pillows.



Posted by: min0 lee

I'll never have a pillow fight with you.



Posted by: Vieope

Pillow fight, S&M. You say potato, I say potahto.



Posted by: min0 lee

Hmmm, come to think about it.....there was this stuffed bunny.



Posted by: Shae





Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by Shae
What have humped of late?



Posted by: Shae

No. You guys are cool and all but this is some sick shit!



Posted by: min0 lee

I thought this was a common thing.



Posted by: Shae

And I thought Tom Green was the only one that does it.



Posted by: min0 lee

You should try it, you don't know what your missing



Posted by: Luke8395

i perfer warm and wet female holes



Posted by: Lucifer

Vegas. Left a big ass protein shake.



Posted by: Vieope

Yeah, shake it, shake it.

Sexy thing.



Posted by: Luke8395

are you shittin' me Johnny? Why would you share this if you weren't a pervert?



Posted by: soxmuscle

Creating a hole in your mattress for the sole purpose of sticking your penis in it is just plain weird, ha.



Posted by: soxmuscle

Jesus Christ, your not winning points. I just checked out your journal, you jerk off. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting pictures of your cock on the internet?



Posted by: Luke8395





Posted by: Luke8395

I'd like to try this. How did you know you wouldn't run 'into a spring' with the mattress? I only have one shot.



Posted by: Luke8395

Ed Gein, maybe



Posted by: Luke8395

JOhn H?



Posted by: min0 lee

I was just joking about my story......



Posted by: Luke8395

I don't beleive that's really you're girl. Is she like a missing a foot, or have some horrible gastral issue where she farts when she talks. I mean, look at her.... and then look at you....



Posted by: Luke8395

How does she feel about you publicizing the fact your penis is tiny and weird looking?



Posted by: stonev16

Yo johhny dont feel bad man....So ur stories are a little odd. Its straight man. Ur just a little bit of a freak. But thats ok sometimes bein a freak pays off. lol U aint the only one man. you know when ur like turnin 12....all those hormones are new to you. drillin a hole in ur bed may be a little extreme but hey...u aint as bad as some of the freaks out ther....This black guy in my class used to brag about fuckin his little sisters winnie the pooh stuffed bear. lol hahahahaha he'd tell us how he would like wack off watchin cats screw each other n all sorts a crazy stuff.



Posted by: rockgazer69

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Originally Posted by Johnnny_

She also watches other men when she's alone as do I.
oh tay.....



Posted by: crazy_enough

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Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16



But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.
And I thought I was weird coz I used to eat dog food as a toddler!

U still "enjoy" dogs to this day...



Posted by: stonev16

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.


In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.
Dude thats fuckin sick



Posted by: stonev16

we need to cut down on the openess a little in here....keep some of that shit to urself



Posted by: rockgazer69

okay wait there is an underscore on the end of johnnny. it's not him. who would say he beat off a dog??? join date Feb 2005???



Posted by: rockgazer69

and the real johnnny is on my ignore list. i was wondering why it wasn't working... lol. the real johnnny is a piece of work but saying he wacks off his dog is just wrong lol.



Posted by: craig777

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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
and the real johnnny is on my ignore list. i was wondering why it wasn't working... lol. the real johnnny is a piece of work but saying he wacks off his dog is just wrong lol.
His dad lives in Pennsylvania on a farm and works in construction



Posted by: soxmuscle

No body should like you, your a sick sick man.



Posted by: rockgazer69

ps spay and neuter your pets. this has been a public service announcement...



Posted by: Lucifer

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.
I have a place reserved for you my boy. I think you'll like my dogs. Why with you around they will serve as an even better tool of torment. And Johnnny why do you not share the complete story of your masturbating of your dog. How did it feel? Did you become aroused? You say there is no shame yet you hesitate. Fear not my child, you are amongst friends.



Posted by: Lucifer

God puked after he saw that penis. He said it was a really nasty piece of pork and forbade anyone to partake of it. Funny how things get so fucked up in translation.



Posted by: Luke8395

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Originally Posted by Johnnny_
Or is every woman I had lying?

I"m still amazed you've had women that were intelligent enough to form syllables let allow possesed the brain power to lie.



Posted by: Lucifer

No dude you are. You take 11 random women and they are not going to all believe the g-spot exists for one thing. Girls are silly creatures they will choose small and pretty over mediocre and ugly 11 out of 11 times. My cock is big and pretty but we can't all be Lucifer. Now take your ugly slab and put it away before I give you warts - again.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.
Damn... this is almost as funny as the NAMBLA thread... seriously Johnny if you think there is nothing wrong with the above you're more fucked than I thought.



Posted by: b_reed23

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16


She also watches other men when she's alone as do I.
.




Posted by: b_reed23

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnnny_
stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

and again.......



Posted by: soxmuscle

Because I don't beat off my dog I need to grow up? Your an idiot. This can't be the real Johnnny, he was actually an alright gay back in the old days.



Posted by: Lucifer

Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.
C'mon now... it's Johnny_ you're broaching this question to.
If it were anyone else I'm sure the answer would be an emphatic 'NO' but seeing as it IS Johnny_ I imagine the dogs advances would be welcomed and considered natural.



Posted by: Dale Mabry

If jerking off your dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.
























Jus playin folks.



Posted by: Vieope





Posted by: nikegurl

when i bought my last car a random guy was humping a camry's windshield wiper. it was very acrobatic, complicated and slightly disturbing.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.
Hi Vieope,

As a young teen, yes I did. I told about this on that other Board. I think most people - IF they are honest - have done strange, basically innocent things from time to time in the "passion" of it all. When we grow older and mature we learn hopefully.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
If jerking off your dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.
























Jus playin folks.
Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
You should try it, you don't know what your missing

Hi minO,

Just a "quick" question - that glass you are drinking from - is that "full" of "homogenized, pasturized" milk??? It is "good to the last drop" ....

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by soxmuscle
Creating a hole in your mattress for the sole purpose of sticking your penis in it is just plain weird, ha.

Hi Sox,

"Weird"? How so?

I've had hard-ons so damn hard and raging that when lying in bed face up with my blankets covering me I have busted a whole naturally in them so it "could be free" and "breathe". And no one was around to help me out.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: Pepper

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.
Dude...you didn't just say that...did you?



Posted by: BritChick

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.




Posted by: maniclion

Did I ever tell you the story about my childhood friend and his couch? Well it all started one day when his parents had gone to his grandparents for the weekend. He was planning on having a jerking marathon, he'd borrowed as many movies as he could and spent most of saturday spankin' it. By Sunday his arms were too tired to perform so in desperation he grabbed the Saran Wrap, vaseline and made a nice little pocket between the cushions and made love to his coush about five times. Here's the kicker, he actually told us we had to try it on his couch! I told him first of all I'd never sit on his couch again let alone fuck it. I was scared of all the furniture in his house after that.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by maniclion
Did I ever tell you the story about my childhood friend and his couch? Well it all started one day when his parents had gone to his grandparents for the weekend. He was planning on having a jerking marathon, he'd borrowed as many movies as he could and spent most of saturday spankin' it. By Sunday his arms were too tired to perform so in desperation he grabbed the Saran Wrap, vaseline and made a nice little pocket between the cushions and made love to his coush about five times. Here's the kicker, he actually told us we had to try it on his couch! I told him first of all I'd never sit on his couch again let alone fuck it. I was scared of all the furniture in his house after that.

Hi Maniclion,

As most healthy red-blooded Men can attest to, when a Man gets horny as hell (in GREAT NEED!) there is not much that is going to stop him from getting the help he desperately needs from "whatever source" - even if he himself does not "admit this". Apparently that is Nature's plan and intention. God bless Mother Nature!

As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: Luke8395

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Maniclion,

As most healthy red-blooded Men can attest to, when a Man gets horny as hell (in GREAT NEED!) there is not much that is going to stop him from getting the help he desperately needs from "whatever source" - even if he himself does not "admit this". Apparently that is Nature's plan and intention. God bless Mother Nature!

As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.

Take Care, John H.

John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke8395
John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.
Hi Luke,

Certainly a "LOT" has been done in the name of "deamon rum"

Being sober is no guarantee. It can help somewhat of course.

But NOT all. Being sober is not always a "defensive mechanism". I do not know if you are aware of something I posted on that other Board about what I did as a young teen. I was completely "sober" but I was also completely "drunk" - "INTOXICATED with need" at the time. Having been a young teen myself I can certainly understand any other young Man's needs and "necessities" - at least those Human Beings...

I developed a sense that I would NEVER USE and / or ABUSE another because I personally see and understand the SACREDNESS of Sex - from ALL aspects - INCLUDING " just having fun" seriously. That is another aspect - variation - of Sex. But it must NEVER be done AT THE EXPENSE OF another.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.
I have not a clue what the fuck this sentence means, but I was scared to sit on his couch because of the cum stains and not because I might have gotten aroused.



Posted by: Lucifer

I think John H is saying is real men think cum is "something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended. ". Another John that is blurring the lines of reason.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke8395
John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.

Hi Luke,

I KNOW there are some Men who really need "no excuse" really and will use any and will do just about "anything" to anyone for any reason. "Intoxication"? I'd like to be intoxicated with the pure fun and the feeling and the happiness Sex does bring and try damn hard each and every time to "fulfill" that... AND FOR the other person I am with FIRST AND FOREMOST.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepper
Dude...you didn't just say that...did you?
Hi Pepper,

I really like that ad that accompanies this for "Maximum Pump". How well does it work?

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
I think John H is saying is real men think cum is "something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended. ". Another John that is blurring the lines of reason.

Hi Lucifer,

"Hell" is "fun" isn't it...

I am a BiSexual Male and can see and appreciate and understand a lot of things from all viewpoints.

Grade "A+" sure seems to make the "women" happy too. And the "volume"... "Fresh" and "pasturized" and "homogenized"???.....

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucifer
Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.
Hi Lucifer,

Historically there have been those that have "seen the line" and "crossed it" and were glad they did I guess. Maybe even the "dog" too

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: rockgazer69

maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?
Did John H said anything harsh to you or was it because of all those Kinsey threads?



Posted by: rockgazer69

i'm just sick of the whole let's skip through the forest and fuck trees thing. he refuses to address that kinsey was a sick disgusting freak. pfunk told rg to say what she wanted just testing that theory.



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
pfunk told rg to say what she wanted just testing that theory.
I already told P those self help books are no good.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?

Hi Rock,

I have - ABSOLUTELY - NO USE - for anyone that abuses children for any reason any time. That includes their parents, "guardians", etc.

And this might not be the place to discuss ......... if I ever found out..........

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: min0 lee

Bump



Posted by: MuscleM4n

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vieope
Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.

Ye i do this most of the time when i need relief



Posted by: da jock

Hell yeah! Back from like 12 >18yo, missionary on an unsuspecting pillow always worked!!



Posted by: carlito cool

hell yea when i was younger



Posted by: Crono1000

in high school I had a running gag with my classmates where I would hump the projector. Looking back on it I'm pretty ashamed, but it was funny at the time I guess.



Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
My washing machine on rinse cycle shakes like crazy...........free vibrations.
The spin cycle..does it work?
Ever seen whiter whites?
- The Great Outdoors






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