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Originally Posted by bio-chem
this thread sucks
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
this thread sucks
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Originally Posted by stu21Ldn
possibly the worst thread ever
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Originally Posted by stu21Ldn
possibly the worst thread ever
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hard-ons.
So what do you honestly think? What is your viewpoint on them. Do you think it is "right" for some Guy to show his or should it be "hidden" somehow and why? Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hard-ons.
So what do you honestly think? What is your viewpoint on them. Do you think it is "right" for some Guy to show his or should it be "hidden" somehow and why? Take Care, John H. |

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Originally Posted by LW83
I'd don't both trying to hide it anymore
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Originally Posted by LW83
I pretty much always have a hard-on. I'd don't both trying to hide it anymore
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Originally Posted by du510
I let mine out. No use in keeping it all uncomfortable. Granted, my coworkers found it weird at first, but now theyre used to it.
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(casual friday
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Are you Luke or Vieope?
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
clinging to kinsey like he is some sort of god also shows you are not comfortable with your own sexuality. if someone molested your child and i refused to give you the information because my book was more important to me you'd understand the ends justify the means there? "but this guy said i'm okay... " you must be desperate for approval and that shows us that your claim to be ok w your sexuality is just a charade.
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Originally Posted by LW83
I pretty much always have a hard-on. I'd don't bother trying to hide it anymore
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
i remember what is was like to be a teenager
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Originally Posted by du510
I let mine out. No use in keeping it all uncomfortable. Granted, my coworkers found it weird at first, but now theyre used to it.
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Originally Posted by LW83
My co-workers only have a problem with it on the days that I forget to wear pants
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Luke,
I feel it is a natural way to "introduce yourself" too to others who have any interestand that is the natural intention God-given and designed. Those that get "upset" are usually that way because of their own lack. |
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Originally Posted by LW83
No offense John H. but if a male every introduced himself to me like that, I would, at the very least, break his nose.
A hardon isn't giving by god. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Luke,
I learned that early on. It was really stupid to try to "hide" something God gave you. Anyone that has a "problem with it" it is their lack of any maturity that is the problem. I feel it is a natural way to "introduce yourself" too to others who have any interestand that is the natural intention God-given and designed. Those that get "upset" are usually that way because of their own lack. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by stu21Ldn
"i" would BE quite "offended" IF someboby introduced "THEMSELF" by showing "me" their "hard"-ON! it has nothing "to do" with a lack OF equipement (i don't CONSIDER myself lacking "BTW") its just PLAIN WRONG
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Originally Posted by LW83
I'm with Stu. it's sexual harrassment.
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Originally Posted by LW83
In this day and age, it is wrong and unacceptable john.
But in all actuality, it's just has wrong as having hard nipples ![]() I suffer from perma-nips as well. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
john boy there is a time and a place because there is a purpose for a hard on. when a guy gets one in public he should adjust and move on. to not accept this as fact shows close-mindedness to preper behavior.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Stu,
Just because someone has a hard-on and they approach you as in walk up to you for whatever reason does not mean they are "introducing themselves to you" necessarily. It would depend entirely upon how you BOTH preceive that and welcome - or not - that. His "showing" could be either "his showing" (naturally so) or it could be "an introduction" and a "showing" as well. If you are somehow "offended" by "his showing" that is your problem. You can not expect nor should you demand that he "hide". If you have a "problem" with a natural hard-on and you see a Man with one you should just walk away. If you are interested you could express that IF you thought the other Man was offering "an invitation". It is entirely between BOTH individuals and of course has to be correctly perceived by BOTH. But a Man having a natural hard-on and someone objecting is like having the wind blow which is completely natural and someone "objecting". You can not change natural things of life and living nor should you. Men do have an asbolute right to their hard-ons and naturally displayed. If God wanted them to be hidden He would have provided a natural way to do so. Horses have them all the time. So do Men. Naturally. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Bio,
WHO "says" there is a "time and a place"? WHO sets themself up to be "judge and jury" on that and by what "authority" - what "power"? If you or anyone else is somehow "offended" by another Man's hard-on it is YOU that has the "problem" not he. You are not an adult and you are not mature. In fact even a simpleton would not be "offended" because being "offended" is something that is taught and learned. There are many purposes for hard-ons. One of them is to breathe naturally and to show. Unemcumbered. Who "says" or has the "right to say" that the OTHER person (with the hard-on) must be the one that "adjusts and moves on"? If you "object" why is that? What are YOU looking for in the first place? If you (meaning anyone here) do not want to see it DO NOT LOOK AT IT. YOU (meaning anyone here) should be the one to "adjust and move on" NOT the Man with a natural hard-on. He is only doing what IS COMPLETELY NATURAL AND RIGHT AND GOOD. Your learned "puritanism" is where the problem lies. John H. |

I mean, surely in the bedroom, (or bathhouse, for those of that persuasion!!) I would want to clealy be made aware of my partner's arousal, and a hard on does just that, but while it does occur quite naturaly and most often beyond a man's "control", I would have to agree that prancing ur hard dick around like its a wonder of nature leaves me perplexed!|
Originally Posted by crazy_enough
I do think that calling it sexual harrassement is pushing the enveloppe a bit...
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Luke,
I learned that early on. It was really stupid to try to "hide" something God gave you. Anyone that has a "problem with it" it is their lack of any maturity that is the problem. I feel it is a natural way to "introduce yourself" too to others who have any interestand that is the natural intention God-given and designed. Those that get "upset" are usually that way because of their own lack. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by LW83
If you're new co-worker Introduced himself to you by showing you his hard on, you would file sexual harassment. If you say no, you're lying.
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
No doubt, but I think that our dear John H is playing on words...Do u sincerely think that any dude would walk into the cafeteria on his first day with a big boner, extending his hand to shake yours??lol
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Dear John,
i am sorry to inform you but Luke is straight. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
your stupidity is where your problem lies. "breathe" what the hell are you talking about? the fact is society has the right to decide what is to be acceptable. each society decides what is acceptable for themselves. it has nothing to do with puritianism. we have decided we dont want to let murderers walk out streets, so we put them in jail. and society as a majority here in america has decided the social norm is to not walk around with your hard-on poking through your jeans. (wich is kind of painfull actually) society in order to function decided what is to be done. its the majority that is so high and mighty it has nothing to do with God on this one. have you ever lived in another country with a different culture? when in Rome do as the Romans do. you quickly learn to adapt to that culture to be accepted, or you choose to be an outcast. the human race is a social one and there must be social norms for society to function. anarchy is not an acceptable basis for society.
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Originally Posted by stu21Ldn
well i don't believe in god so the last part of your post doesn't hold true for me but thats just my opinion.
Look at it this way. If you were at a little kids birthday party with lots of young children around and you started waving your hard on around, you wouldn't think thats wrong? |
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Originally Posted by fantasma62
I can't believe I am doing this after the Doctor's fiasco, but....
John, you are an exhibitionist aren't you.... ![]() I surely am offended if you are walking around the street sporting the dick. Just like you don't understand why I should be offended, I don't understand why you should be showing it around like a new car. Sorry, if you want to show it off, go to a nudist colony. Why the hell do I have to look at another man's member? I don't like to watch another dude's dick. Nothing to do with puritanism, but with the fact that I'd rather look at a clitoris than a penis, but not in the middle of the street where my kids can watch...That's just wrong John, you are wrong.... |
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
Im just wondering why any man would actually want others to notice that he is aroused?!
I mean, surely in the bedroom, (or bathhouse, for those of that persuasion!!) I would want to clealy be made aware of my partner's arousal, and a hard on does just that, but while it does occur quite naturaly and most often beyond a man's "control", I would have to agree that prancing ur hard dick around like its a wonder of nature leaves me perplexed!Im not saying that you should duct tape it just in case, but ya know!!! I wouldnt be offended by the sight of a man sporting a woody, it happens, I do beleive that its a perfectly normal occurence, yet seeing some dude trying to make his hard on "obvious" in any social context wouldnt be very appealing! I do think that calling it sexual harrassement is pushing the enveloppe a bit... |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Dear John,
i am sorry to inform you but Luke is straight. And if you were to introduce yourself to him in your god-given natural way his natural response would quite likely leave you something like this ![]() Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
ouch, that doesnt look good
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Originally Posted by LW83
I've never met John H.
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
You must be living in some sort of parallel universe where common courtesy and manners do not exist. If a man happens to get an erection in public, I'm sure everyone would sympasize with him because it would be an embarrassing situation. I'd certainly not consider it an opportunity to "introduce myself" to others....unless you were in the midst of a sexual encounter. It is analogous to masterbation and I think we can all agree it is very natural. However, children are taught that masterbation is oaky but a private matter to be done alone and would be considered socially unacceptable to practice in public. Similarly, it would be considered very rude to publicly display an erection to the public. No one has a right to force overt sexuality on anyone. This is NOT the same as nudity by the way. Nudity is not sexual by nature.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
When it happens I stick my hand in my pocket swing it up and tuck it under my waist band hoping my shirt doesn't lift up for some reason exposing the top. That's one reason I'm glad it's not a foot long, could you imagine trying to hide that crazy beast? I'm sure everyone tries to hide it unless they're completly perverted, not that they have to cause I certainly wouldn't notice and most others wouldn't either.
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Originally Posted by soxmuscle
Great technique. This is what I do aswell.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Rock,
You are assuming something about me and about Luke. You cerrtainly DO NOT KNOW. John H. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
and i thought i was the only one
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
I wonder what it would feel like to have a hard-on?
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
They are quite nice i've had.... oh you mean like you personally have an erection why no um i can't do that... nevermind.
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what did you think i meant?
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
and yes i do know Luke would break your dick. most guys here would so show some manners and put it away.
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Originally Posted by soxmuscle
I thought I was the only one too, haha.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
I wouldn't, but I would smack it with my shoe.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
I wouldn't, but I would smack it with my shoe.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
When it happens I stick my hand in my pocket swing it up and tuck it under my waist band hoping my shirt doesn't lift up for some reason exposing the top. That's one reason I'm glad it's not a foot long, could you imagine trying to hide that crazy beast? I'm sure everyone tries to hide it unless they're completly perverted, not that they have to cause I certainly wouldn't notice and most others wouldn't either.
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I used to call this WBBCS(try and sound it out). Waist Band Boner Control System
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Originally Posted by LW83
She was dead on about me!
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
I wonder what it would feel like to have a hard-on?
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Originally Posted by maniclion
When it happens I stick my hand in my pocket swing it up and tuck it under my waist band hoping my shirt doesn't lift up for some reason exposing the top. That's one reason I'm glad it's not a foot long, could you imagine trying to hide that crazy beast? I'm sure everyone tries to hide it unless they're completly perverted, not that they have to cause I certainly wouldn't notice and most others wouldn't either.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i am not assuming anything. you have made it abundantly clear that you would not force your sexual interest on a child.... why don't you show the men on this forum the same respect and stop flirting with them? and yes i do know Luke would break your dick. most guys here would so show some manners and put it away.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
what? you never let a girl have yours?
what did you think i meant? |
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Originally Posted by maniclion
I wouldn't, but I would smack it with my shoe.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Luke,
Why am I "sick"? When do people GROW UP and BECOME ADULTS? Hard-ons are natural and meant to be and must be able to "breathe" naturally. "Chaining" them up some way is cruelty - now if you like this type of thing - "cruelty" than by all means... Or you can allow your partner or potential partner to be "cruel" to it too... Take Care, John H. |
really. my aunt had horses when i grew up but i never saw their penises.
i go running back in the house crying and say "dusty bit both of the ponies in the stomach and their guts are hanging right out!" my then quite terrified husband grabs a shotgun and runs out to i dunno put the poor things out of their assumed misery. he comes back in with tears running down his face only he is laughing.
n he proceeds to tell me about the birds n bees n horses. oops
. but if it had been you out there waving your hard on around... he'd have shot you. the end.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Maniclion,
Hell I had a cop think I was somehow trying to "smuggle" drugs "there" and proceeded to start beating it with his night stick to somehow "find out" - when I started getting bigger he realized he WAS VERY WRONG and got real red in the face and said "sorry", cleared his "throat" and turned around and walked away shaking his head. Hell, I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT HIDING anything - at least NOT DRUGS!!!! I NEVER USE THEM NOR WOULD I EVER. He PISSED ME OFF BAD!!!! Maybe he just used that as an excuse to "see for himself" - I have had that situation from time to time with other people - Men and Women. And with some it depends on what I will do - or not. But NO COP!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hard-ons.
So what do you honestly think? What is your viewpoint on them. Do you think it is "right" for some Guy to show his or should it be "hidden" somehow and why? Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Maniclion,
ATURE in any way shape or form - and probably never will be. If a women has huge breasts and they are extremely firm they WILL SHOW - do you go around telling her to "hide them" or you will think she is "perverted" if she does not because you are "embarassed"? Some women do not wear panties and when they sit down they do not always close their legs because they need to "breathe" - NO ONE TELLS anyone they have to "look" - s![]() WHEN DO "ADULTS" GROW UP??!! ![]() ![]() |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Luke,
And, I have not met Luke. I am SURE you ARE A MAN IN THE TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD. Respectfully, and, Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
which creapy killer? hanibal or the other guy?
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? man you guys are a tough crowd.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
nobody thought my horse story was funny
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Originally Posted by maniclion
It was hilarious and reminded me of the time me and my stepsister were at our summer lake house petting the horses and we heard a "blop" sound we looked at each other thinking the horse shitted and when we looked back we saw this accordion thing bouncing under his belly and then it started growing, I was like "Ha, ha Stacey I think you have a new boyfriend." She said "Fuck that, I'd never be able to handle a dick that big, fuck it's so long he'd probably spear my liver." I think it made her horny though, cause after that all she wanted to talk about all day was sex.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
dear john h.
um funny story sort of, my 1st husband almost shot two horses for showing me their penises. really. my aunt had horses when i grew up but i never saw their penises.skip ahead to i am a young newlywed and my husband and i moved to massachusetts and started running a boarding stable. we moved there in the middle of the nice cold winter. there were already a number of horses there and two dogs one of which, dusty, had a habit of nipping at the horses from time to time. ![]() skip ahead to the 1st really nice warm spring day. i get dressed and go out to see the horses, pockets full of sugarcubes n carrots. aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! i go running back in the house crying and say "dusty bit both of the ponies in the stomach and their guts are hanging right out!" my then quite terrified husband grabs a shotgun and runs out to i dunno put the poor things out of their assumed misery. he comes back in with tears running down his face only he is laughing. n he proceeds to tell me about the birds n bees n horses. oops . but if it had been you out there waving your hard on around... he'd have shot you. the end. ![]() |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
damn it john not this stupid ass story again. we have
heard it on multiple threads by both you and souped up. how is he by the way? (for those who dont know on another thread both john h and souped up claimed this exact same story of a cop hitting their wankers with a night stick) and you got to stop with the whole puritanical crap. anything that disagrees with you is puritanical. the puritans came after shakespear so get your facts strait. you need to study history properly, people were not as sexually repressed as you think they were. i mean where do you think we get the acronym F.U.C.K. from? Fornication Under Consent of King. thats right the king gave screw licences to the prostitutes so he could tax them. sounds really puritanical to me. Anglo-Saxons protestants were not these horrible sexually repressed people untill the great kinsey arrived like you would have everyone believe. |
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Originally Posted by Twigz
I have never, in my life, heard of a cop checking for drugs on a person by hitting it (the suspected package) with their baton. I call BULLSHIT!!
How would I determine what you had, if anything, by hitting it with a metal bar? |
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
And the funniest part of that "bogus" story, is that he actually keeps "growing" as he's getting his dick smacked by a police baton!!!lolololol S & M anyone?
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Originally Posted by bulletproof1
oh and no im not opposed to sexual discussions. god knows i have started a few threads here myself. i at least try to contribute something useful on occasion though.
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Kinda like the original subject itself!
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
the guy is like a broken record. when will he come up with something new? i was wondering how long it was going to take before he told that story again.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Bio,
WHEN do you think you might make an honest attempt AT GROWING UP? John H. |
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Originally Posted by maniclion
I don't know much about farm etiquette, but even where I live (very liberal Hawaii) we try to be as appropriate as we can, we don't walk around flaunting our wood and usually make fun of the European guys in speedos who do. I've been to nude beaches in Australia and Thailand had fun, and wish we had them here, but we don't and I'm not going to try to subvert the laws because I feel I should be allowed to let my nuts hang. And on a second note, children are born to suck on titties so if a kid sees some boobs it's not a big deal, willys are a different story and you should try to be discreet about your erection in front of kids, if you have a restraining order and can't be around kids and are only around adults every minute of your life then go ahead and let it poke through your pants leg so everyone can know you're too perverted for them and they know to steer clear of you.
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
Dudes, I don't post very often, but everytime I'm online I see some depraved post from John H! What an idiot? I'm a lawyer and I can assure you there are laws around to specifically prevent pevrs like John H from "introducing himself" to society. It is a violation called lewd conduct and in a civilized society, boundries like that are protected....thank God. Seriously John H, you are really beginning to sound like a sex offender. I have worked with the Guardian Ad Litem system which protects children from sexual abuse and I'd never consider letting you within 10 miles of a child. You might want to reconside what you are saying online sometimes. Look, sex is wonderful, sex is terrific, but, it should also be private. Exposing your erection to total strangers is beyond bad taste...it is criminal. So, you better be careful.
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
Luke, reading that just gave me chills. Ew.......better watch over your sholder. I'm picturing John H as the creepy killer in "Silence of the Lambs".
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Originally Posted by maniclion
It was hilarious and reminded me of the time me and my stepsister were at our summer lake house petting the horses and we heard a "blop" sound we looked at each other thinking the horse shitted and when we looked back we saw this accordion thing bouncing under his belly and then it started growing, I was like "Ha, ha Stacey I think you have a new boyfriend." She said "Fuck that, I'd never be able to handle a dick that big, fuck it's so long he'd probably spear my liver." I think it made her horny though, cause after that all she wanted to talk about all day was sex.
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Originally Posted by david
4 pages...... and it grows!
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi David,
I was not keeping track actually. Nor did I really want to but - Hey, you never know. Maybe that is what some intend - to "cause it to 'grow'" ??!!I made the mistake of thinking there were people here who ARE ADULT AND ARE MATURE and could DISCUSS anything AS MATURE ADULTS. Ya learn everyday. No wonder the USA is in trouble with the rest of the world. The 'puritans" are coming..... Or in this case HERE. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Speaking about hard-ons. This is just wrong.
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Originally Posted by mrguy
If out in a store and see someone walking around with a hardon, I'm going to management and report a pervert is stalking people.
There is a time and place every thing. If you are so oversexed that you have to display your self in public, you should probably seek help. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
john boy it doesnt bother me when you call me a zealot. to be zealous for what one believes in is an atribute. i dont give a damn if your spelling is correct or not. people understand what i was saying, thats all that matters to me. im not writing a book report john boy. this is an open forum and im not expecting to win a pulitzer. ill take care of the proper spelling and grammer when i do my school work. and i love how you question college students on why or what they are doing in college just because they disagree with you. john boy i got into college with a 1290 on the sat's thats how. the thing is john boy you need new material, we have refuted on too many occasions the old stuff. no one believes your cop story because there are too many flaws in it. the fact you and souped up posted the exact same story on the exact same thread does not lend credability to your story. cops dont go around hitting peoples dicks with a nightstick. we understand you are only looking for attention its just kind of sad you need to get it on a computer.
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
which creapy killer? hanibal or the other guy?
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