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Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Way to take matters...into your own hands!
Hi Burner,

.... OR - someone else's "hands" IF he TRULY wants to be TOTALLY HAPPY!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
well...if you had just let it out to 'breathe'..there wouldn't have been any confusion?
Hi Burner,

It is not "up to me" to "...just let it out to 'breathe'..." - it has a mind of its own and it does what it "wants"..... It "breathes" heavy....

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: devildog88

I think John H is a small, phalicly chalanged man, who's mom and dad used to beat with a dildo!


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by devildog88
I think John H is a small, phalicly chalanged man, who's mom and dad used to beat with a dildo!
Hi devil,

I have no reason to lie, especially regarding WHAT I HAVE as given by God.

Those that have, in the past, questioned HAVE FOUND OUT FOR THEMSELVES - FIRSTHAND - even reach in and placed their hands on me - AND NOW KNOW FOR THEMSELVES....

Perhaps you are somehow disappointed to learn the TRUTH - I have no reason to lie about WHAT I HAVE. WHY would I do that? It would be very easy to disprove. I STAND COMPLETELY by what I have said - I AM 10 5/8" long when completely hard, and not much less when soft. It is NOT my intention to upset you or anyone else by saying that, I am ONLY making a statement OF FACT. PERIOD. Now, you can either choose to believe me, and maybe "love it" for yourself or not - the choice is yours....

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)



Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)
Hi Burner,

"...adusting for inflation..." ..........

All I can say is what is "fine" for you is "fine". I am a firm believer in "living and letting live". I am responding to what WAS SAID to me. I have OTHERS "push" THEIR "AGGENDA" or try on me all the time - subtly you even - so why YOU are "complaining" about me responding to what was said to me makes me wonder if you are like too many - one sided - see ONLY what YOU want to see and nothing more.... I really think it is fine YOU have "chosen" your viewpoint - notice I have NOT said it is YOU pushing YOUR THOUGHTS on me - I let the chips fall as they do with regard to the facts AS THEY ARE. I have an open mind and see things AS THEY TRULY ARE - I do not like "creating" life AS IT IS NOT but HOW IT IS as so many seem to try to do - especially those with a "religious bent" - those that would have others believe they are so puritanical and "innocent"....

I do not like people that lie, cheat, steal (in whatever form). I put my cars on the table AS THEY ARE and ONLY share my life with those who appreciate life truthfully.

IF you are into Bodybuilding and Weightlifting as I AM that is GREAT! I do NOT waste my time but make damn good use of it. I see it as truly wonderful and something not to be wasted... And I ACCOMPLISH what I set out to do and along the way work damn hard at it honestly. Nothing I have is given - I WORK FOR IT including what I have personally speaking with regard to working out. I KNOW it IS EARNED by SERIOUS minded people and I am serious about working out because I KNOW the end results and the BENEFITS therein.

If you chose to ignore the FACT that there is VARIETY in life and living and ALL things associated therewith including Sex that is entirely up to you - you are the loser when you do not recognize and appreciate WHAT IS GIVEN AND PROVIDED and the FULL SPECTRUM associated with life and with living. Also, I NEVER USE others as so many seem to get great fun out of doing. Life is VERY IMPORTANT.

Training? WORK your ass off HONESTLY AND COMPLETELY in ALL aspects and BE damn smart about what you do and how you do it - EVERY MOVE! This includes proper nutrition and proper rest. YOU CAN NEVER CHEAT and SUCCEED! CONCENTRATE! COMMUNICATE with yourself, your body, and ultimately with others WHO APPRECIATE HONESTLY wHAT you are doing AND WILL DO. People with vision in all forms will be your best friends and will understand AND KNOW.

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by Votorx
Hey, why do I care? I wear some baggy pants anyways so if I get a hard on someone's gotta look pretty dahm hard to see it. And she's concentrating that hard on my package then she should get lil prize.
it may be small..but it sure is skinny!



Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_enough
HOLY shit, this thread lives on!!lol
You need a good hard-on...


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFlex
You need a good hard-on...
"You know, you are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man I know."
--Good Morning, Vietnam


Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
"You know, you are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man I know."
--Good Morning, Vietnam
... are you busy this weekend?


Posted by: Burner02

am I bust? Nope. It's pay day. I'm good, thanks!



Posted by: bio-chem

john no one on this forum has a bigger agenda than you


Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
am I bust? Nope. It's pay day. I'm good, thanks!
Wow bust... I just hope to God that wasn't my subconscience.....


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFlex
Wow bust... I just hope to God that wasn't my subconscience.....
that makes two of us, brotha....BTW...nice edit....



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
john no one on this forum has a bigger agenda than you
Or a bigger dick


Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Or a bigger dick



Posted by: John H.

Hard-ons LIVE - FOREVER!!!

Let them "breathe" - NATURALLY!!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
john no one on this forum has a bigger agenda than you
Hi Bio,

"Aggenda"?

What do you mean?

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Or a bigger dick
Hi Foreman,

I am sure there are other Guys who are big too - even bigger. .....

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

...they're called horses....



Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Bio,

"Aggenda"?

What do you mean?

Take Care, John H.
how is it your the only one on this forum who didnt understand this post?


Posted by: Burner02

I think he does it to get a rise out of you, Bio....pardon the pun....



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
I think he does it to get a rise out of you, Bio....pardon the pun....
Hi Burner,

Bio gets a Hard-on - naturally intended - but "wishes" it away...

It is STILL there though

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

how about about naturally unintended....I hate those...at the most inoportune moments...



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
how about about naturally unintended....I hate those...at the most inoportune moments...
Hi Burner,

"...naturally unintended..." are just as great as those "intended" - TRUST ME!!!


Let them BREATHE - AND LIVE!!!! And SHARE!!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

"...naturally unintended..." are just as great as those "intended" - TRUST ME!!!


Let them BREATHE - AND LIVE!!!! And SHARE!!!!

Take Care, John H.
-tell that to the high school kid who just 'popped one' and has toget in front of the class to answer a question...



Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

Bio gets a Hard-on - naturally intended - but "wishes" it away...

It is STILL there though

Take Care, John H.
what the hell are you talking about? you know my reaction when i get a hard on? you are one sick puppy


Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
what the hell are you talking about? you know my reaction when i get a hard on? you are one sick puppy
Homo


Posted by: bio-chem

foreman you have way too much time on your hands


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
foreman you have way too much time on your hands
well....he is on the 'hard-on' thread....seems somewhat appropriate, doesn't it?



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
foreman you have way too much time on your hands
And you wish I had you on my hands....Fag.


Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
well....he is on the 'hard-on' thread....seems somewhat appropriate, doesn't it?
classic


Posted by: Burner02

...and yet I don't get nominated for anything....



Posted by: bio-chem

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
And you wish I had you on my hands....Fag.
is this supposed to bother me?


Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
is this supposed to bother me?
I dont remember....I was drunk


Posted by: bio-chem

might there have been other chemically induced change of conciousness present?


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
-tell that to the high school kid who just 'popped one' and has toget in front of the class to answer a question...
Hi Burner,

SO he "popped one"!!!! BE GLAD for him!

If you don't want to "see" it look the other way - or "shake his hand"!!!!

BE GLAD for him!!!! He is LIVING AND BREATHING - NATURALLY!!!!

ANY REAL MAN allows his hard-ons to LIVE AND BREATHE!!! HE KNOWS their IMPORTANCE AND MEANING(S)!!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
what the hell are you talking about? you know my reaction when i get a hard on? you are one sick puppy
Hi Bio,

I would think the TRUTH is IN - and DISPLAYED HONESTLY - by YOUR hard-on even though you would wish it away for "religious reasons"...

Beat it!!! OR, let it "be beaten"!!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
classic
H Foreman,

"Hands" seem APPROPRIATE on ALL hard-ons don't ya think?

ESPECIALLY on those who profess to be a "Man" and are somehow "scared" at someone seeing him with one Nature provides....

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
is this supposed to bother me?
Hi Bio,

HONESTLY SPEAKING, I believe if you allow another Man to place his complete hand around your swollen cock you WOULD BE DAMN GLAD - HONESTLY SPEAKING!!!

LIVE - AND RESPECT AND HONOR - LIFE, and ENJOY IT, TRUTHFULLY!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-chem
foreman you have way too much time on your hands
Hi Bio,

I HIGHLY DOUBT Foreman (has) "...way too much time on (his) hands..." - I think it IS SOMETHING - ELSE....

Ask Foreman if he would "share" with ya.....

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Souped_up

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hard-ons.

So what do you honestly think? What is your viewpoint on them. Do you think it is "right" for some Guy to show his or should it be "hidden" somehow and why?

Take Care, John H.
I see your up to your same antics after all these years John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

SO he "popped one"!!!! BE GLAD for him!

If you don't want to "see" it look the other way - or "shake his hand"!!!!

BE GLAD for him!!!! He is LIVING AND BREATHING - NATURALLY!!!!

ANY REAL MAN allows his hard-ons to LIVE AND BREATHE!!! HE KNOWS their IMPORTANCE AND MEANING(S)!!!!

Take Care, John H.
ok...Hey Foreman....nice boner....
not...


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Souped_up
I see your up to your same antics after all these years John H.
Hi Souped,

"...same antics..."?

You mean SPEAKING TRUTHFULLY!

Where have you been?

And, why do you try to have others think you are me?
Perhaps it is YOU who is up to the same old thing?

I SPEAK FOR MYSELF - NO ONE ELSE does that FOR ME - EVER! I, I, SAY WHAT I have to say - MYSELF! ALWAYS!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
ok...Hey Foreman....nice boner....
not...

Hi Burner,

I am SURE Foreman DOES HAVE a VERY NICE boner.

Why don't you ask him if you can have the PRIVLEDGE of grasping hold it it for him - for awhile - I am SURE you will "wake 'him' UP!" BIGTIME!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

I am SURE Foreman DOES HAVE a VERY NICE boner.

Why don't you ask him if you can have the PRIVLEDGE of grasping hold it it for him - for awhile - I am SURE you will "wake 'him' UP!" BIGTIME!

Take Care, John H.

ghey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

I am SURE Foreman DOES HAVE a VERY NICE boner.

Why don't you ask him if you can have the PRIVLEDGE of grasping hold it it for him - for awhile - I am SURE you will "wake 'him' UP!" BIGTIME!

Take Care, John H.
Because, John..
I'm NOT gay! HONESTLY and TRUTHFULLY!


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Because, John..
I'm NOT gay! HONESTLY and TRUTHFULLY!
Hi Burner,

You do not have to be Homosexual or BiSexual to wrap your hands around the cock of another Man and just hold on. You could just ask your Buddy to let you and then reach down and wrap your hands around him and just hold on and "see" what happens.

BOTH of you would have an HONEST understanding about MEN - REAL MEN!
And I think you BOTH would be damn happy too. And no words would need to be exchanged. Just the experience of HONESTY between MEN!

Maybe Foreman would be willing to let you find out for yourself? Nothing wrong with asking an honest question to an honest Man.

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Burner,

You do not have to be Homosexual or BiSexual to wrap your hands around the cock of another Man and just hold on. You could just ask your Buddy to let you and then reach down and wrap your hands around him and just hold on and "see" what happens.

BOTH of you would have an HONEST understanding about MEN - REAL MEN!
And I think you BOTH would be damn happy too. And no words would need to be exchanged. Just the experience of HONESTY between MEN!

Maybe Foreman would be willing to let you find out for yourself? Nothing wrong with asking an honest question to an honest Man.

Take Care, John H.
John-
You make me laugh. You really do.
Actaully....heterosexual men do not have 'relations'. You are contradicting the term.
This might clear that up a bit:
het·er·o·sex·u·al :Sexually oriented to persons of the opposite sex.

ho·mo·sex·u·al:Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Why would I want to ask to do that. I like women. They are like Porche: There is no substutute.


oh..and as far as the term: 'bisexual'. Don't buy it, Either you suck dick, or you do not.


Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
John-
You make me laugh. You really do.
Actaully....heterosexual men do not have 'relations'. You are contradicting the term.
This might clear that up a bit:
het·er·o·sex·u·al :Sexually oriented to persons of the opposite sex.

ho·mo·sex·u·al:Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Why would I want to ask to do that. I like women. They are like Porche: There is no substutute.


oh..and as far as the term: 'bisexual'. Don't buy it, Either you suck dick, or you do not.
Hi Burner,

You are using the definitions of MAN to words CREATED by MAN. Pure and simple. As some kind of "identifiers" for Man.

MANY have "said" they "WOULD NEVER!" - AND HAVE and are DAMN GLAD they DID!!! It HAPPENS DAILY!

BiSexual - you say you do not "buy" that? Have you ever taken a course in Botany? Biology?

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

Now you are trying to contest a dictionary....
nice.

...and on a lighter note:
Andrew Dice Clay said it best:
"Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick"




Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
Now you are trying to contest a dictionary....
nice.

...and on a lighter note:
Andrew Dice Clay said it best:
"Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick"
Hi Burner,

Certainly ANYONE CAN "contest" a dictionary. It IS MAN-MADE. Have you actually looked at various dictionaries? They DO have their differences even in defining the same word. So it certainly would be valid to question - or "contest"...

Dictionaries ARE MAN-MADE.

AND sucking dick IS TERRIFIC - and BEING sucked by your Buddy too!! It is ALWAYS GOOD for BOTH!!! EACH BENEFITS GREATLY!!!

Take Care, John H.


Posted by: Burner02

...try that theory in a spelling bee...



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Burner02
...try that theory in a spelling bee...
Hi Burner,

A "spelling" "bee"?!

Take Care, John H.



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