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Posted by: FishOrCutBait

This stuff is gnarly, and frightening. Is there ANYTHING i can do to stop them? I seriously have to leave the room when Im with my friends or girlfriend. I take ON's pro complex, 100% whey, and a casein proten, and I know THOSE are why i get these INSANE FARTS... Im curious if theres anything I can do...

-Eek

Posted by: Du

I think youre taking in too much milk protein.

Posted by: min0 lee

You can try this site...The solution

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

whats the site? lol, ive grown wary of people giving me links...

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

BTW, i also know im gettin alot of milk, but... Is there anything I can do? Aside from NOT consume the milk protein

Posted by: ihateschoolmt

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

You can try this site...The solution

Holy shit mino, were do you find this stuff?

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

what is it??? ARRGH

Posted by: ihateschoolmt

It's some 41 year old porn star that likes to fart.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

wow... you werent kidding

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

i clicked on it, and closed it before it opened... im glad I have dial up...

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

wow, that thread CRAPULATED QUICKLY... well then... Note to self, DONT ASK QUESTIONS, NO ONE HAS A CLUE... good. There, now that that's solved, ill go have my shake, and crack off a few more, because it takes too long to make some chicken...

Posted by: min0 lee

Why give up farting when you can join a fart club.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

First rule about fart club, DONT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

lol, its all in good fun... though i still dont have an answer...

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally posted by BabsieGirl

To get rid of gas, try Phazyme 95. It's an OTC medication that contains simethicone, which quickly breaks up gas bubbles, eat more fiber & skip stimulants such as; coffee, tea and chocolate .
*Keep a "bloat" diary

Take care and be safe
Babs

Posted by: min0 lee

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Originally Posted by atherjen

papaya enymes, charcol tabs or ginger root

Posted by: maxpro2

How much fiber do you have in your diet? Increasing the amount might help a little bit.

Posted by: gococksDJS

contact cement in the anus will stop it....

Posted by: SlimShady

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

contact cement in the anus will stop it....

Yeah, but then he'll need a cure for constipation.

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

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Originally Posted by gococksDJS

contact cement in the anus will stop it....

ahh, man, been there done that, THIS STUFF BREAKS THROUGH... That cement didnt stand a chance
Thanks mino!

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

I get A LOT of fiber though... more than id like to count... i have 2 tbsps ground flax 5x a day... along with a bunch of other stuff...

Posted by: seven11

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

First rule about fart club, DONT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.

second rule of fart clud, dont talk about fart club
third rule is, if its your first time in fart club u have to fart

Posted by: gococksDJS

man i bet the chicks fight over you guys...

Posted by: The Monkey Man

I started taking in tuna, in my diet whenever I was hungry...

My Digestive sys didn't like it 2 much...

I intake vegtable juice, and it seems to balance it out!?

Posted by: Deeznuts

Mix your protein with water. Milk mixed with protein gives me the worst gas known to man. It's worth it though if I want a better tasting shake

*lets one*

Posted by: Deeznuts

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

You can try this site...The solution

This is strange...

Posted by: Brolly

that chick looks like shes gonna fuckin stab u

Posted by: Phoenix87

I had the same problem. I went with a better grade isolated protein. It takes most of the milk out. I have old stuff, I'll think I'll send it to the "Queen". She can get some good use out it....

Posted by: Syr

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

This stuff is gnarly, and frightening. Is there ANYTHING i can do to stop them? I seriously have to leave the room when Im with my friends or girlfriend. I take ON's pro complex, 100% whey, and a casein proten, and I know THOSE are why i get these INSANE FARTS... Im curious if theres anything I can do...

-Eek

LOTS of silly answers lol

Carbon and some herbs taken at every meal help. Do not completely remove air but reduce it to a more acceptable level.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

You can try this site...The solution

Trust Mino to come up with a shocker.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait

Try a diff protein powder. That can make a BIG diff. And i speak from experience.