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Strange question about cottage cheese


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Posted by: derekisdman

Ok this might sound a little weird, but i'm being serious here and am curious to read some responses.

Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?


Posted by: Emma-Leigh

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Originally Posted by derekisdman
Everytime I eat cottage cheese my nipples seem to get hard and have a strange tingling feeling. It lasts all while i'm eating it and a little while after that. I'm thinking it could possibly be from an abundance of sodium, but i'm not sure why that would have the affect it does. Any theories?
A weird cottage cheese fetish??





Sorry... Couldn't resist...


I have never heard of it before - I don't think it would be sodium related either (not as you ate it anyway - would not have time to 'react' in your body). It may be temperature related (cold cottage cheese causing a 'chill/goosebumps'??)...


Posted by: GoalGetter

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aaaaaaahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry had to laugh first. but seriously, um. how COLD is this cottage cheese when you are eating it? Maybe it's the temperature of the CC?


Posted by: min0 lee



Sorry.....do you have a picture of this strange phenomenon?


Posted by: BulkMeUp



Solution: stop rubbing the cold container against your nipples.




j/k .. sorry couldnt resist that one. Never heard of such a phenomenon.


Posted by: Vieope

Maybe you got gangbanged by cows at some point of your life.


Posted by: rantheman

maybe it reminds you of something else that is white and salty. lol


Posted by: Sh8kin

So I'm not the only one...




Posted by: min0 lee




Posted by: derekisdman

I saw all these responses coming, but I posted anyway. I don't think it's temperature related though, I eat ice and nothing seems to happen ;p


Posted by: BulkMeUp

Well, it dosent sound like a major issue. Now if anything else starts to tingle and get hard, then you have issues!!


Posted by: derekisdman

Well, I DO like cottage cheese an awful lot...


Posted by: BigDyl

Now for the scientific explaination:

Cottage Cheese is like 99% sodium. Sodium raises your blood pressure, causing capilaries in certain externalities to expand due to increase red blood cell count or "blood" in lamens terms.




Don't worry I don't know what the fuck im talking about. You probably just like eating gobs of cum.



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