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Originally Posted by god hand
marilyn manson can suck his on dick?
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
I wouldn't do it even if I could...blow jobs don't do much for me...and yes I've had some killer BJs....I guess I have a picky cock...prefers pussy over mouth.
NO way on earth would I fucking suck my own cock. |
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Originally Posted by WATTS
i dont think that i would, i would have to agree with Trojanman about perfering pussy over BJ's...havent had many good ones but pussy is always good
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Originally Posted by god hand
marilyn manson can suck his on dick?
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How many times have you looked at a dog licking his private parts and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? You’re not alone. Rest assured that most, if not all men have thought the exact same thing. Some have even attempted it. But despite the interest, few men discuss the act of autofellatio, or self-sucking. So here’s a guide to tell you everything you want to know about the art of solo sucking.  Because They CanSome people, especially women, may wonder why guys would want to give themselves a BJ. The answer is pretty simple – it’s the same reason why dogs lick themselves down there…because they can. A self-service blowjob is just like masturbation, only better. You get all the stimulation of a hot, wet mouth, but you get it just the way you like it. On the downside, there are no surprises, and self-sucking may kind of be like trying to tickle yourself…but on the upside, there are no bad surprises, like scraping teeth or sloppy technique. Additionally, a lot of guys get turned on by ejaculating on themselves and even swallowing their own cum. Self-sucking gives you the most efficient delivery method if you’re into eating your own. You’ve Got to Flex It In order to suck yourself off, you need to have one of two things (preferably both): a very flexible spine, or a very long dick. Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your cock head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. However, since penis length is something you either have or don’t, we’ll concentrate on what you can do to increase your spinal flexibility. Fortunately, in order to self-suck, you don’t have to have an enormous cock. Many guys who are just average sized (5 to 6 inches hard) can do it. Unless you were born double-jointed or have been practicing yoga for the last 10 years, it will probably take some time and practice to get your dick and your mouth to meet up. Other prerequisites are overall health of your back and neck. If you have a slipped disk, misaligned vertebrae, or any other chronic back problem, we don’t advise attempting autofellatio. Even those with healthy and normal backs need to exercise caution and not push themselves when self-sucking to avoid back injuries. Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking. You can probably work around a small beer belly, but if you have a major overhang, it’s going to get in the way and block you from your goal. So, if you’re not quite in shape, start reaching for your toes and crunching those abs. Get in Position  The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and “walk” your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don’t strain to reach your cock, even if it’s tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your cock closer. Suck what you can, if you can – otherwise, just wank and keep practicing. A variation on this position is the gravity-assisted method, where you simply lie back, throw your legs up over your head, and let gravity pull them down. To help out, you can hook one or both arms behind your knees and pull towards you. Don’t pull too hard or strain yourself. With both of these positions, be careful about putting too much pressure on your neck or pulling on it too hard. If you can get your mouth around your cock head, you’re doing great. Just use your tongue and lips to stimulate yourself. The cock head is the most sensitive part of your dick anyway. If you are able to get your mouth around a significant portion of your cock, you can either move your head up and down to get a sucking rhythm going, or flex your legs and back to move your lower body up and down. Probably you will want to alternate these to avoid fatiguing your neck or back. The seated position is another good one for autofellatio beginners. Simply sit on the edge of a chair, couch, or bed, and bend down towards your dick, curving your back. Be sure you suck in your gut to get it out of the way. Grab onto the edge of whatever you’re sitting on and use it to pull yourself further down. Or hook an arm under your knees and pull up. You may want to keep one hand on your dick to steady it, or to pull it upwards towards your mouth. In this position you need to use a bobbing motion of your head or upper body to go down on yourself. Again, don’t strain your back or neck or move too suddenly.  Tantric Yoga for One If you’re already really flexible, or you’ve mastered the basic positions and are ready to move on, you can try a more advanced posture. In the lying position, place your knees on either side of your head and see how far down you can lower your crotch. Some guys are so limber they can get their balls in their mouths. Those with really flexible hip joints can attempt the human pretzel maneuver, where you put your feet up over your head and essentially fold yourself in half, then lock your legs into position by crossing your feet behind your head. Standing positions are also more challenging. Start by leaning your back against a wall for support and doubling over. You can clasp your hands behind your thighs and pull down to get yourself closer. As you get more flexible and improve your balance, stand away from the wall and reach down and grasp your calves for stability. Taking yoga classes or practicing yoga at home is actually a good idea for improving your mobility and range of motion for self-sucking. Many yoga postures, such as the plow (lying with your feet extended over your head) lend themselves naturally to autofellatio. Just try not to think about it too much during yoga class so you don’t pop a boner. OK, Now What? Once you’ve got your dick in your mouth, what do you do? Even if you don’t have cocksucking experience, we assume most of you won’t have much trouble figuring this one out, but here are some suggestions if you need them. Run the tip of your tongue around the head of your cock, or under your foreskin if you’re uncut. Stick the tip of your tongue in the piss slit. Try licking and tickling the frenulum, which is on the underside of your cock head (the top side, from a self-sucking perspective). Wrap your lips around the cock head and apply suction. Suck in more and pull your cock in past your lips, then pop it in and out. If you’re long enough or limber enough, go ahead and try deep-throating it.  More Tips Self-sucking can be strenuous and physically demanding. Here are other tips to help you get ready and warmed up: Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles. Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue. Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. It’ll be more comfortable and your stomach contents won’t get in the way when you double over. Don’t strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain. Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine. If At First You Don’t Succeed Don’t be disappointed if you can’t get your mouth on your cock the first time you try autofellatio. Self-sucking doesn’t come naturally to everyone. It can take discipline and practice, but as you keep at it, you will become more flexible. If at first you don’t succeed, just wank yourself off and call it good. The next time you’ll get a little closer to your goal. Some statistics say that only 1% of all men can self-suck, but we think that with practice and stretching, most guys should be able to at least make some mouth-to-cock contact, even if it’s only on the tip of the head. If nothing else, practicing self-sucking will make you more flexible and possibly increase your overall well-being. So take it slow, work with what you’ve got, and try to have fun. |
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
collegesexadvice.com
How to Suck Your Own Penis |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i can.
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Originally Posted by Shae
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Quote: Originally Posted by rockgazer69 i can. |
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Originally Posted by god hand
Might be the nasties thread ever!
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Originally Posted by Nick+
Is this a bodybuilding site , a gay site or what?
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Originally Posted by clemsonsuckedme
Dont need to, I have clemson357
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
You really love Clemson don't you?
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this shit is to funny!
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi god hand,
"...nasties thread..."? Why? It is a perfectly good question. As a Man you or anyother Man should be able to ask questions. I have and I can. I also like having others do it for me as well. Men and/or Women. I like people. Period. Their Gender has nothing to do with it at all. If you are able to do it I see no problem with doing it to yourself at all. And swallowing too. Certainly YOU would be HONEST with YOURSELF. And that IS what IS important. Even when someone else is doing it for you no matter who they are - that they ARE HONEST AND SINCERE. Take Care, John H. |
i knew this was coming.. haha, who the fuck said yes?
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Originally Posted by John H.
If you are able to do it I see no problem with doing it to yourself at all. And swallowing too..
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
It would be too confusing, mentally...
How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward? |
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Originally Posted by god hand
Can monkeys suck their on dick?
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
It would be too confusing, mentally...
How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward? |
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Originally Posted by TrojanMan60563
who would I tell to get me a beer when I'm done?...that sucks....sucks even worse I would have to get myself a towel rather then throwing one at her...hmmm...sounds like giving yourself head isn't that cool.
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Originally Posted by god hand
Ha! It will be fucked up if u caught a STD from yourself!
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Originally Posted by TriZZle305
Catch it from yourself? wouldnt you already have it? how could you recatch it
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Originally Posted by TriZZle305
lol what makes you think of these things?
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Originally Posted by TriZZle305
lol what makes you think of these things?
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Quite amusing reads on this thread! 
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
You would always know whether, It's getting spit or swallowed
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Originally Posted by cjrmack
I probably could but I would be afraid I wouldn't respect myself in the morning.
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Certainly doing it WOULD MOST DEFINITELY BE APPRECIATED! 
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
It would be too confusing, mentally...
How could I tell myself, to get out of my own car afterward? |
JUST for this and for the convenience of it - you could tell your "other personality" get the hell out "bitch". And your "other personality" could end up having a damn big smile on his face (and in his heart) from having received the BEST head ever - from HIMSELF - IF he is REALLY HONEST. |
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
When you were done, you could go right to sleep though!
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Originally Posted by god hand
I'm different from most people. I keep it down to earth.
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
You would always know whether, It's getting spit or swallowed
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
Oh, please? You guys are all liars. Of course you'd suck yourself off if you could. And to answer that retarded idea that somehow it would make you gay because you'd start to think about giving head, well, that is ridiculous. Hmmm....are all of you guys now fags because you give yourself handjobs two to three times a day? What is the difference? It is just another form of self-pleasure.
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Originally Posted by god hand
How bout anal sex with a female?
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
What about it? It is a form of heterosexual sex between a man and woman. What are you not getting here?
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Originally Posted by trvlr70
Oh, please? You guys are all liars. Of course you'd suck yourself off if you could. And to answer that retarded idea that somehow it would make you gay because you'd start to think about giving head, well, that is ridiculous. Hmmm....are all of you guys now fags because you give yourself handjobs two to three times a day? What is the difference? It is just another form of self-pleasure.
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Originally Posted by god hand
Oh my bad! I was being sarcastic! I actually agree with u 100% But I still dont know if I could SMOD!
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Originally Posted by god hand
Hi John Hoe
To seriously answer your ?, I am not attracted to men. Thats y it would be worthless for them to try and pleasure me. |
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
John it is true that G hand is not attracted to men, but he loves little boys.
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Originally Posted by god hand
Is it true that Marliyn Manson had 2 of his ribs remove so he could suck his own dick?
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Originally Posted by god hand
Hi John Hoe
To seriously answer your ?, I am not attracted to men. Thats y it would be worthless for them to try and pleasure me. |
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
John it is true that G hand is not attracted to men, but he loves little boys.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
This subject really does interest you, your just dying to get your peepee sucked one way or the other aren't you.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
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So close!
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
this thread made me dream i had a penis n i was really disappointed that when i touched it it didn't feel good so i couldn't jerk off ...
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Next question, spit or swallow?
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Originally Posted by buildingup
if you had female genitalia as well as a dick and were able to fuck yourself would you? btw my friend (not me) is interested
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Originally Posted by Minotaur
Good boys spit, bad boys swallow.
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
i'm a girl so my answer was a joke but if i was the last guy on earth i think i'd be too freaked out to be thinking about a blow job.
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
I haven't even read a word of this thread, except for it's initial post of course, and it sounds wonderfuly "John H.esque" to me.....
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Originally Posted by crazy_enough
ROFL, lololol...
Omg, indeed it is covered in "variation" and "variety"...lol "God hand, Why NOT? If you want to suck your own dick (SMOD) why would you not do it? If you were not physically able - that is you could not bend your body to do so successfully - I would say you COULD not. But WHY NOT if you COULD? What's your problem with doing it to yourself? And then what would be the problem with another Man doing if FOR YOU that CARED ABOUT YOU? There is absolutely no difference! Do you jack yourself off? Why can't another Man jack you off if you needed it and he CARES about you? What is the difference. It is STILL A MAN having sex with a MAN even though the Man is one and the same Man OR if one Man is doing it for the benefit of another Man. There is no difference and neither is wrong in any way IF EACH CARES ABOUT EACH OTHER. And if you sucked yourself off, would you swallow your load? If not, why not? It IS YOU. Why not? John H." |
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Originally Posted by devildog88
Hell no I wouldn't put that thing in my mouth.......you she some of the places it has been!!!!
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Originally Posted by Arnold who?
It's my mid-afternoon protein shake.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Nice to know you recycle.
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Originally Posted by SuperFlex
By the look on your face so do you...
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Originally Posted by Arnold who?
It's my mid-afternoon protein shake.
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Originally Posted by cjrmack
I probably could but I would be afraid I wouldn't respect myself in the morning.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
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Originally Posted by HANK-VISSER
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Originally Posted by aceshigh
i used to be able to when i was younger but cant anymore ,,,,,,,,,,some of the best head ive had
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Originally Posted by aceshigh
i used to be able to when i was younger but cant anymore ,,,,,,,,,,some of the best head ive had lol
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Originally Posted by god hand
Might be the nasties thread ever!
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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
For a million dollars, I'd suck my dick and my dogs dick
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Originally Posted by scrappy2
I would do it and swallow. I want to make sure I make myself happy.
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Scrappy,
And, there is a site (if you go to www.google.com and type in "self-sucking") that shows other Men are into it as well and love it so then why would it be wrong at all if another Man did it FOR you - both would end up BENEFITING - IF you are truly honest about it. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by kicka19
BAN HIM, REASON:SELF SUCKING
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Kicka,
I've seen your photo you posted and it looks as if you do not have the type body that would allow you to self-suck even if you worked out hard and seriously. So I can see why you'd be a little upset with Guys (MEN) who can. You do have an alternative though - have your Buddy do it FOR you. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by mPK
Disgusting bastard this guy.
I reckon his mom would be a more appealing choice. (and no, sex change freaks don't count as women, neither do gay bastard adopting fags that act as mothers!). His real birth mother! |
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Originally Posted by god hand
Might be the nasties thread ever!
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Originally Posted by John H.
mPK:
Looks like you got "flushed out" doesn't it. How does it feel to be a bigot and a hater? People such as yourself who "moralize" to others are the worst offenders and greatest sinners. TRUTHFULLY! John H. |
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Originally Posted by mPK
I don't care if i offend people. I just know dipshits like yourself are going to hell for all that sodommy and shit you do with other men. and I would delete all your posts if i could because you just disgust me. I pity anyone who reads your posts. fag.
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Originally Posted by John H.
mPK:
You ASSume a lot about me and you do not even know me at all. And "sodommy" (your spelling) (it is actually sodomy, and while you are at it look up the origin with an open mind) is something that people of every Sexuality utilize as a variation in Sexual relations with those they care about - Heterosexual, BiSexual and Homosexual. I have never said I do - you just ASSume I do basing that on your mind where you like to twist things like so many other zealots who profess to be so pure and religious... While you damn others remember that what goes around comes around and it WILL haunt you... And while I'm at it I think you need to realize God - Himself, and Christ - Himself, NEVER said one word about it. Certainly They had - and have had - PLENTY of opportunity to do so - AND NEVER HAVE. People such as yourself DREAM those things up - create what does not exist - in an effort to try to damn others though and you LIE when you attribute it to God and Christ. So you LIE to God and to Christ too. Why do you come to this area of This Board - are you actually latent and hate yourself for the truthfulness of who you are as a person and unwilling to accept the reality? John H. |
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Originally Posted by kicka19
BAN HIM
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Originally Posted by John H.
Kicka:
You say this because I can suck myself off no problem. Enjoying myself honestly upsets you because you are unhappy yourself and are angry and jealous of those that are truly happy. You can not suck yourself off because you are not in shape - and are scared of yourself. Check out the sites on www.google.com that show you how to self-suck. Type the term "self-sucking" in the place provided - at least become educated and maybe become a MAN. John H. |
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Originally Posted by kicka19
UMMMMMMMM.......
NO, BAN HIM, REASON:SELF SUCKING |
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Originally Posted by kicka19
UMMMMMMMM.......
NO, BAN HIM, REASON:SELF SUCKING |
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Originally Posted by Super Baka
You are a retard.
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Originally Posted by god hand
It was funny as fuck though. Self sucking
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Originally Posted by thegoodstuffguy
If I could i probably would! would have to finish by hand though, not keen to get a mouthful lol!
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