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Posted by: AnnaDTX

how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


(with a person)



Posted by: The Monkey Man

You just wanna know...
If we are going to advise you to sleep with that new guy you met!?!?

Let me save you the trouble...

Most of the guys here will say YES
and some of the women here will say NO

Am I right?

See here though...
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Posted by: SPIKE1257

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


(with a person)
Good thing you put in ( with a person ) Some of these people may be screwing sheep..



Posted by: CRASHMAN

its been hours



Posted by: maniclion

5 hours and 47 minutes



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPIKE1257
Good thing you put in ( with a person ) Some of these people may be screwing sheep..
You mean like G*d hand in the picture below?





Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
its been hours
Your not back with her are you?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
You mean like G*d hand in the picture below?

He was showing her his G-OOOOOOOOO-at face...

G- OH... OH... OH -T!!


Where did you find these pics of GOTHAND?
I'm going to submit them to his church group!



Posted by: bulletproof1

i am balancing the computer on the small of her back even as we speak



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Your not back with her are you?
no, just getting sex



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
no, just getting sex
Crash, don't let her ruin you. You can always do better, in fact I'm available.



Posted by: AnnaDTX

it was just a question, it has nothing to do with that guy i just met. Sex with that guy is far from my mind,



Posted by: Fashong

15 years



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
it was just a question, it has nothing to do with that guy i just met. Sex with that guy is far from my mind,
Sure it is


Then you don't need sex
(Although, soon your head will explode)




Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
how long has it been since you had s . . . . . e . . . . .x ?


(with a person)

Well... We're waiting. How long has it been?

I was just seduced by my ex girlfriend the "alien" last night. On a side note, I didn't enjoy it.



Posted by: crazy_enough

Quote:
Originally Posted by largepkg
Well... We're waiting. How long has it been?

I was just seduced by my ex girlfriend the "alien" last night. On a side note, I didn't enjoy it.
WOW, Ive been away far too long...She's now ure ex!!??
Bad sex with an alien?? How is that possible....? If regular sex is like pizza (good even when its bad) I cant imagine how amazing sex with an alien should be....Outta this world!



Posted by: AnnaDTX

too long



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_enough
WOW, Ive been away far too long...She's now ure ex!!??
Bad sex with an alien?? How is that possible....? If regular sex is like pizza (good even when its bad) I cant imagine how amazing sex with an alien should be....Outta this world!

Yeah! We broke up a couple of months ago. Actually I broke up a couple of months ago. I don't think she understood the conversation that night. You know the difficulty translating English to Orionian? Sex WAS great. For some reason last night was extremely cold on my part. She tried like hell though to no avail.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
too long
Place an ice pack on your head...
Breathe slow, deep, and rythmicly, for 20min...

And remember...

Every guy here, would have sex with you, if allowed



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Place an ice pack on your head...
Breathe slow, deep, and rythmicly, for 20min...

And remember...

Every guy here would have sex with you, if allowed
Damn you Monkey!

I was about to make my move.



Posted by: Fashong

lol nice one Monkey



Posted by: AnnaDTX

i think not having sex for now is fine, its been 2 months. And if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .
Uhhhhggggg!

I was starting to like you



Posted by: Fashong

women can hold out longer thus tourturing men



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fashong
women can hold out longer thus tourturing men
No, we all want it

The idea of waiting, is just learned behavior from tradition...

But there is a certain common sense factor, and the worry of STD's



Posted by: AnnaDTX

I am not that ez monkey man!




But i am enjoying be alone too!



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
i am balancing the computer on the small of her back even as we speak
no ones gonna gimme any props for this 1? tell me i at least brought a smile to someones face



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
i think not having sex for now is fine, its been 2 months. And if I do get in a relationship i am going to make him wait . .

Now honestly, what purpose does that serve? If you're in need and he's in need then...

I understand waiting to make sure he's a good guy and not after just one thing. That should take about 2-4 dates. C'mon have a heart.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
I am not that ez monkey man!
But i am enjoying be alone too!
Yes, but you would enjoy having great sex even more

(and, I never said you were easy?)



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
no ones gonna gimme any props for this 1? tell me i at least brought a smile to someones face

<----this was me when I read it!



Posted by: AnnaDTX

yes Monkey Man great sex would be better, so forget the waiting!



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
yes Monkey Man great sex would be better, so forget the waiting!
Now that was just to easy!



Posted by: AnnaDTX

I am still going to make the person wait but not toooo long. If we get along and are attracted to each other then . .. .



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnaDTX
yes Monkey Man great sex would be better, so forget the waiting!
I'm only saying by forcing a Wait Policy...



you are subjecting YOUR true thoughts, feelings,

and intentions to that of a tradition...



and there MAY not be a need for that...



Those traditions can often harm the natural wonder of the initial encounter,

by placing unwanted pressures on BOTH people



What's to say the experience cannot be heightened by spontaneity??



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fashong
15 years
Awwwwww, your so cute.



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
no ones gonna gimme any props for this 1? tell me i at least brought a smile to someones face
I thought it was funny.



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
I thought it was funny.
i can always count on you mino



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
i can always count on you mino

Am I chop liver?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Alright, quiet down you numskulls...

I'm waiting to hear Anna's Daring, Dirty, Dark, Details,
from this weekend.....





Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Alright, quiet down you numskulls...

I'm waiting to hear Anna's Daring, Dirty, Dark, Details,
from this weekend.....


But the weekend is just starting. You could be waiting a long time. She could be in mid thrust. That's something to think about until she returns.



Posted by: bulletproof1

Quote:
Originally Posted by largepkg
Am I chop liver?
my appologies.

thx for the kudos.



Posted by: da jock

17 hours ago, oral ending in a missionary bang. Prolly again within 6 hours.



Posted by: Fashong

Yea Min0, 15 yrs is a long time. Don't you think?? lol



Posted by: min0 lee





Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Crash, don't let her ruin you. You can always do better, in fact I'm available.

lol shes not ruining anything; i dont care...........are you trying to get me to hit on you then you show that picture again?



Posted by: min0 lee



your a fireman now?



Posted by: irontime

It's been about a week. I was getting more when I was single



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee


your a fireman now?

not quite, I'm an EMT and i have my AS degree in fire technology, and i'm about to go through an academy.....I'm going to work my way through the rest of my schooling



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
It's been about a week. I was getting more when I was single

bet you are happy you made the decision to get more serious aren't you



Posted by: irontime

I didn't make any decision, she's part witch and laid a spell on me



Posted by: CRASHMAN

ah the amazing vagina whip spell level 3



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
not quite, I'm an EMT and i have my AS degree in fire technology, and i'm about to go through an academy.....I'm going to work my way through the rest of my schooling
Cool, do you use Motorola radio's?



Posted by: Vieope

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
It's been about a week. I was getting more when I was single

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/sh...30&postcount=4
I told you to run. You never listen.




Posted by: irontime

Yes, yes you did. Thanx for the attempt



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
It's been about a week. I was getting more when I was single
Hell... I like you!

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!




Posted by: irontime

Thanx bud
.........er............ she doesn't look like you does she?




Posted by: YourallIwant

Quote:
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
ah the amazing vagina whip spell level 3
damn good!



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
Cool, do you use Motorola radio's?
when i work on an ambulance i do, is that what you meant?



Posted by: CRASHMAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by YourallIwant
damn good!
thanks



Posted by: WATTS

its been about a week and a half, give or take a day or two...im hoping on tonight though so i'll see how that goes...



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
when i work on an ambulance i do, is that what you meant?
Yes.



Posted by: YourallIwant

Quote:
Originally Posted by da jock
17 hours ago, oral ending in a missionary bang. Prolly again within 6 hours.
Want my adres?



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