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If you could BANG any male, who would it be?

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Posted by: The Monkey Man

Equal opportunity here on IM!

Not marry, not befriend, not start or have any relationship with...

Just bang, under "ANY" circumstance??

Gimme the dirt.



Posted by: JLB001





Posted by: min0 lee

I guess I fit in both categories.





Just joking.



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Equal opportunity here on IM!

Not marry, not befriend, not start or have any relationship with...

Just bang, under "ANY" circumstance??

Gimme the dirt.
You might as well post this also
" If you could suck your on vagina (lol) Would you?" Special thanks to G*d Hand.



Posted by: god hand

I see Monkey Fuck wants to copy threads!



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Equal opportunity here on IM!

Not marry, not befriend, not start or have any relationship with...

Just bang, under "ANY" circumstance??

Gimme the dirt.
G*d Hand...cause I know he wants it real bad.



Posted by: min0 lee





Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Gothand? will get his...
There's a jail cell with his future lover in it


^^Gothand's Future^^
monkey man thats john h waiting for u behind that mask!



Posted by: min0 lee

I think John H. is more of a man than you........ouch



Posted by: Fashong

Lol, thats sad. John H. is bisexual or whatever, so he is half women!??!



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
I think John H. is more of a man than you........ouch
Not with a dick up his azz!



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fashong
Lol, thats sad. John H. is bisexual or whatever, so he is half women!??!
No he's half bitch!



Posted by: ihateschoolmt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fashong
Lol, thats sad. John H. is bisexual or whatever, so he is half women!??!
It means he likes women and men. Your thinking of a Hermaphrodite.



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
For a religion that's supposed to teach forgiveness...

You sure are hateful
When is animal patrol going to shoot yo monkey azz?



Posted by: irontime

Well, to be honest, I would stick my dick in godhand's ear and try to fuck some sense into him. Does that count?



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
Well, to be honest, I would stick my dick in godhand's ear and try to fuck some sense into him. Does that count?
I'm not into that homo shit ironfuck.



Posted by: Fashong

I know what hermafrodite meant I was just saying since he receives it up the butt, it makes him more like a women..



Posted by: The Monkey Man



Shut up you bunch of NUDNIKS!!!



I create a thread so I can hear women's fantasies...

And all I get is you punks talking about
doing Gay stuff with each other!!!


You are all gay!

Shut the F$#k up!!!!



Posted by: Shae

Uh, and how are we today?



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man


Shut up you bunch of NUDNIKS!!!



I create a thread so I can hear women's fantasies...

And all I get is you punks talking about
doing Gay stuff with each other!!!


You are all gay!

Shut the F$#k up!!!!
NO Monkey fuck! U created this thread because of the one I created!



Posted by: maniclion

I would fuck maniclion so hard.



Posted by: Little Wing

lol.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
I'm not into that homo shit ironfuck.
Me neither, but if it means that you'll actually start making sense in the dribble you put down, then it would be worth it



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by maniclion
I would fuck maniclion so hard.
Me too.



Posted by: Little Wing

this banging? does it require like any strapped on equipment or you mean banging like in the biblical sense?



Posted by: min0 lee





Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
this banging? does it require like any strapped on equipment or you mean banging like in the biblical sense?
This would mean fantastic lovemaking, but very briefly,
say... one secret wonderful night



Posted by: cappo5150

Quote:
Originally Posted by maniclion
I would fuck maniclion so hard.
would that make you gay?



Posted by: irontime

That's a good question, if you had a dick that was long enough to stick in your own ass would that make you a homo?

I can see a new thread started on this one



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
That's a good question, if you had a dick that was long enough to stick in your own ass would that make you a homo?

I can see a new thread started on this one
It would have to be like 30 inches because its gonna have to go over your nuts.



Posted by: irontime

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
It would have to be like 30 inches because its gonna have to go over your nuts.
Or you could just move them out of the way. It would probably need to be a foot long at least. It's probably on the internet somewhere, but I really don't want to do a search for it



Posted by: YourallIwant

hmm.... i can think of 3?



Posted by: PapaDaca

be glad the man with the mask isnt John C homles!!!! 13 inchs! hard time!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by PapaDaca
be glad the man with the mask isnt John C homles!!!! 13 inchs! hard time!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by min0 lee
G*d Hand...cause I know he wants it real bad.
Hi minO,

FOR SURE! And HE NEEDS it TOO!!

He's a DAMN GOOD MAN!!! In the TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fashong
Lol, thats sad. John H. is bisexual or whatever, so he is half women!??!
Hi Fashong,

No, it means I like MEN and I like WOMEN - people - Human Beings - and those I get to KNOW and they me, Sex is a part of it too! HONESTLY!

I NEVER use people and they NEVER use me! It is all about BEING HONEST with PEOPLE! People I CARE ABOUT!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
Not with a dick up his azz!
Hi god hand,

You are a good MAN! In ALL HONESTY!! And VERY RESPECTFULLY!!

But I know you could use 10 5/8" too! And would ALWAYS AND STILL BE A REAL MAN. You'd be HONEST too!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
monkey man thats john h waiting for u behind that mask!
Hi god hand,

No. I look like Nick Auger (REAL close! Trust me!) (See his photo Rockgazer posted for me)

Take Care god hand, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
No he's half bitch!
Hi god hand,

TRUST ME! We BOTH would find out FOR SURE we ARE BOTH MEN - REAL MEN - and we'd UNDERSTAND, HONESTLY!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by irontime
That's a good question, if you had a dick that was long enough to stick in your own ass would that make you a homo?

I can see a new thread started on this one

Hi Iron,

No, it would mean you UNDERSTAND LIFE truthfully - and APPRECIATE IT!

As would ANY REAL MAN!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by god hand
It would have to be like 30 inches because its gonna have to go over your nuts.
Hi god hand,

What would be the difference? If a Guy wanted to suck himself off I see no problem. If a Guy wanted to fuck himself, I see no problem. If he wanted to do it to someone he liked that just happened to be another Male I see no problem either - MEN ARE ALWAYS MEN - that can NEVER be somehow taken away from a MAN!

BEING COMPLETELY honest with oneself and with other Men YOU CARE ABOUT is PARAMOUNT - and SACRED! TRUTHFULLY SPEAKING!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by cappo5150
would that make you gay?
Hi Cappo,

Not at all - it would just make you HONEST is all! A MAN is ALWAYS A MAN!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: njc

I think its sick how promiscuity has not only been excepted but encouraged

I would bang Greta Van Susteren



Posted by: njc

Oh shit! I didnt see the Male part of the question.



Posted by: Chain Link

John H....



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chain Link
John H....

Hi Chain,

You have to "get to know me first" and I you and you'd "have to work at it", bigtime.....


You;d love it wouldn;t ya....

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: Chain Link

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Chain,

You have to "get to know me first" and I you and you'd "have to work at it", bigtime.....


You;d love it wouldn;t ya....

Take Care, John H.
Thats not what I meant!!!
Besides, you've got one of those trouser trouts that could kill a bear



Posted by: Shae

Quote:
Originally Posted by YourallIwant
hmm.... i can think of 3?
I have 3 myself.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chain Link
Thats not what I meant!!!
Besides, you've got one of those trouser trouts that could kill a bear

Hi Chain,

Maybe I "mis-understood"?

"...trouser trouts" - I have never heard it put that way before...

Oh well, you learn something new every day....

..."kill".... - well, not really, but I have been told by some that they thought that when I was "working"....

Take Care, John H.



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