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Posted by: Island Roots

Mmmk, let's hear it. Do you have a hairy ass or a...bald ass?

Posted by: MyK

I was gonna ask if theres any room for having asses that are neither hairy or bald, a happy medium so to speak, but then the rediculousness of this poll struck me and I'm speachless!

kinda!

Posted by: TJ Cline

Is this poll for the ladies too?

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Is this poll for the ladies too?

If so, in my case, the answer is no.

Posted by: Island Roots

What do all those guys use to keep their buttocks hairfree?

I'm not referring to those old guys...they either scratch it off or it just falls off.

Wax? :x

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Yeah, I think that waxing is the best bet.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

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Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Yeah, I think that waxing is the best bet.

Is waxing expensive???

I have no experience with it

How often does it need to be done?

I have been using a hair remover from Sally Hansen,
but it is very harsh on my skin

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

It depends where you go. Some places will charge a lot and then others won't. You just need to shop around for the best price. When I get my eyebrows waxed it usually lasts 3-4 weeks before I would need to get them waxed again. It also depends on how fast your hair grows.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

It depends where you go. Some places will charge a lot and then others won't. You just need to shop around for the best price. When I get my eyebrows waxed it usually lasts 3-4 weeks before I would need to get them waxed again. It also depends on how fast your hair grows.

What do you consider a good price?

An example would be... LEGS

the remover only lasts 3-4 days, and stubbles in 2 -

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Well there is a place here that does the whole leg for $45 and 1/2 leg for $30. (Each leg). Most the time the prices reflect the quality of the service (not always, but most the time) so it all depends on your personal preference. And like I said before, it might last 2-4 weeks before you see stuble or it might last a week. It all depends on how fast your hair grows.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

The first time you wax, it'll hurt. Dont be surprised if you shriek like a little girl and shatter a window pane

But it also depends on how good the person doing it is. The first (or first few times) a stubble will grow in a few days. However with repeated waxing, the results will began to last longer.

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

See, I have never had anyth else waxed except my eyebrows and bikini line so I don't really know about the whole legs things. You are right, waxing does hurt the first few times.

Posted by: largepkg

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Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

See, I have never had anyth else waxed except my eyebrows and bikini line so I don't really know about the whole legs things. You are right, waxing does hurt the first few times.

If you ever need the bikini line done, feel free to ask. I provide great service at a very reasonable price.

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

That would be a pretty far drive just for a bikini wax. I don't think my car would handle that road trip.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulkMeUp

The first time you wax, it'll hurt. Dont be surprised if you shriek like a little girl and shatter a window pane

But it also depends on how good the person doing it is. The first (or first few times) a stubble will grow in a few days. However with repeated waxing, the results will began to last longer.

I knew this would happen...

I expected all the girls to come on, and try to scare me,
and the Guys to call me... Whatever!?

BMU.. you are the one that encouraged me into the remover.
Now I don't want it to grow back -

I would have to be brave for the first waxing -

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

That would be a pretty far drive just for a bikini wax. I don't think my car would handle that road trip.

Who needs a car? You'll have a first class plane ticket waiting for you whenever you're ready!

Just don't tell mom that I used her credit card, OK?

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

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Originally Posted by largepkg

Who needs a car? You'll have a first class plane ticket waiting for you whenever you're ready!

Just don't tell mom that I used her credit card, OK?

I will be sure not to tell your Mommy.

Where exactly do you live now? I mean, if I am going to go on a plane to some stranger just to get a bikini wax then I should probably know where I am going.

Posted by: largepkg

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Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

I will be sure not to tell your Mommy.

Where exactly do you live now? I mean, if I am going to go on a plane to some stranger just to get a bikini wax then I should probably know where I am going.

South Florida! The tri-county area. Close to any and everything beautiful.

Of course I've never done a bikini waxing before so if I should wander while applying the wax I apologize.

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Ok, now I am REALLY not coming out there.

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Ok, now I am REALLY not coming out there.

Because of my inexperience at waxing or my bad hand eye coordination?

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

Because of my inexperience at waxing or my bad hand eye coordination?

Both.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Cut it out PKG!!! -

Stop tormenting the new girls!!!

(He has a history of this) -

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Both.

But I make up for it in other areas!

Like, I'm really good at checkers!

I know you can't see the practical application here but trust me it's there!

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Cut it out PKG!!! -

Opps!

Cock blocking is a no no. I'll retreat...

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Cut it out PKG!!! -

Stop tormenting the new girls!!!

(He has a history of this) -

Thanks for the late warning.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Thanks for the late warning.

Sorry -

Posted by: largepkg

Oh also, I have to test their resiliency. If they hang around after a few days then they're keepers!

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Thanks for the late warning.

I'm harmless!

No, really I am!

Posted by: BulkMeUp

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

BMU.. you are the one that encouraged me into the remover.
Now I don't want it to grow back -

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I would have to be brave for the first waxing -

Just rememver waxing is a one way ticket. With repeated waxing, regrowth slows down and becoms sparse. So in case you want to go back to the 'macho-man' hairy legs look, it aint gonna happen

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

I'm harmless!

No, really I am!

I hope she sticks around, I think she has great potential -

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

I'm harmless!

No, really I am!

Uh huh, suuuuuure.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulkMeUp

When do you feel it harsh? I dont feel the hair remover harsh. But remember dont wash it off using soap. Just warm water. So you will have to 'plan' it. Use the remover, wash off with water only. Then some hours later you can shower using soap.

Just rememver waxing is a one way ticket. With repeated waxing, regrowth slows down and becoms sparse. So in case you want to go back to the 'macho-man' hairy legs look, it aint gonna happen

It's harsh, it burns my skin up -

I feel antiseptic and clean when hairless...
When it grows back, I get the sensation like it's
going to start to stink or something -

I'm sure in Europe I just wouldn't fit in -

Posted by: BulkMeUp

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

It's harsh, it burns my skin up -

oh, thats tough

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I feel antiseptic and clean when hairless...
When it grows back, I get the sensation like it's
going to start to stink or something -

I think the more hair, the more surface area for bacteria to breed. But BO is also realted to skin secretions and diet. I think i read somewhere the worst food offender for BO is cheese. Esp the stinky ones.

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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

I'm sure in Europe I just wouldn't fit in -

Au Naturel! works for some. To each their own, i guess

The coarser your hair (and men generally have coarse hair) the worse waxing will hurt. Waxing also removes a teeny bit of your epidermis. So if your skin is sensitive to the remover. Maybe waxing will hurt more than usual as well. Anyway, you wont know it until you try it.

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyMinny

Uh huh, suuuuuure.

I am I promise.

It's just a little harmless flirting with a new cutie!

Stick around the site for a while. You'll learn a lot and have some fun as well. Just stay away from Vieope. I'm not sure what he has but I'm sure he's contagious.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

Just stay away from Vieope. I'm not sure what he has but I'm sure he's contagious.

I cant wait for V to respond to that one!

Posted by: largepkg

Here bunny bunny bunny...

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulkMeUp

I cant wait for V to respond to that one!

I'm going to hide from his response -

Posted by: Witmaster

He'll probably say something like...

Posted by: TJ Cline

This thread is getting creepy....................in a bad way.

Posted by: SkinnyMinny

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

This thread is getting creepy....................in a bad way.

I concure.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Vieope doesn't even have to post now and the thread is destroyed!?!?

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

This thread is getting creepy....................in a bad way.

The thread was about hairy asses.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

The thread was about hairy asses.

Exactly! What could be creepier than hairy asses.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

The thread was about hairy asses.

Yes it was and that is fine and dandy.......................the creepiness is about something else going on that doesn't relate to the thread topic

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by BulkMeUp

Exactly! What could be creepier than hairy asses.

Not sure. Mines pretty creepy though!

Posted by: largepkg

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Yes it was and that is fine and dandy.......................the creepiness is about something else going on that doesn't relate to the thread topic

You winked at me. You're freaking me out now!

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

You winked at me. You're freaking me out now!

Funny that is exactly what I was thinking about some of the posts made here.

Posted by: BulkMeUp

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

Not sure. Mines pretty creepy though!

Posted by: Island Roots

I'm disappointed. John H hasn't replied to this topic yet.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

I'm outta here! -

Posted by: b_reed23

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

Not sure. Mines pretty creepy though!

Posted by: MyK

Posted by: MuscleM4n

Hairy!

Posted by: Vieope

Quote:

Originally Posted by largepkg

I am I promise.

It's just a little harmless flirting with a new cutie!

Stick around the site for a while. You'll learn a lot and have some fun as well. Just stay away from Vieope. I'm not sure what he has but I'm sure he's contagious.

Kiss my thread title

Posted by: aceshigh

this thread is gay,,,,,,,and everyone who posts on it is gay except me

Posted by: The13ig13adWolf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Island Roots

What do all those guys use to keep their buttocks hairfree?

I'm not referring to those old guys...they either scratch it off or it just falls off.

Wax? :x

try Veet, it's painless.

Posted by: dg806

What is Veet?

Posted by: The13ig13adWolf

Quote:

Originally Posted by dg806

What is Veet?

sorta like and advanced version of Nair (without the skin burning part). you can get it at any drug store.

http://www.veet.com/

Posted by: largepkg

I've tried it and no, not on my ass! The problem with Veet is the rubber razor they give you. You have to rub that damn thing over your body 10 times before all the hair is gone. I damn near rubbed my skin off.

*Disclaimer* I am a man and there is a good chance I'm doing it wrong...

Posted by: dg806

Quote:

Originally Posted by The13ig13adWolf

sorta like and advanced version of Nair (without the skin burning part). you can get it at any drug store.

http://www.veet.com/

Thanks!

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