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Originally Posted by Fashong
God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.
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Originally Posted by Fashong
God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol.
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Originally Posted by Fashong
Sorry but the porn I look at doesn't have people SHITTING on each other.
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
The one that concieved Gothand.
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Originally Posted by god hand
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Originally Posted by Fashong
God Hand, you need to get a life, you are very sexual and gross, you make so many retarded threads, expecially this one it's sick lol. If you had other things to do you wouldn't be thinking if you could suck your own penis.
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Originally Posted by topolo
By far the worst porn I have ever seen was the one starring Dale Mabry and Twin Peak........I think it was called "Two inches for two Idiots"
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Originally Posted by god hand
What's the nastiest porno you've ever seen?
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Originally Posted by Shae
You all have me beat. The only one that I thought was bad was Lord of The G-Strings.
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Looks like someone hasn't seen a porno mag yet. Haven't stumbled upon your fathers private collection? Look under the mattress.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Dirty Love
Frank Zappa Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don’t need your sweet devotion I don’t want your cheap emotion Just whip me up some dragon lotion For your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Like some tacky little pamphlet In your daddy’s bottom drawer Give me Your dirty love I don’t believe you have ever seen That book before I don’t need no consolation I don’t want your reservation I only got one destination An’ that’s your dirty love Give me Your dirty love Just like your mama Make her fuzzy poodle do Give me Your dirty love The way your mama Make that nasty poodle chew I’ll ignore your cheap aroma And your little-bo-peep diploma I’ll just put you in a coma With some dirty love The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) The poodle bites! (come on, frenchie) The poodle chews it! (snap it!) |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams |
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Whip me up some...
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Did I miss somthing? Is this thread officialy trashed?
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
just curious godhand, why didn't u ask what the best stuff we saw was? hmmm that is the same curiosity problem i have.
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
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Damn...I must have missed that...I feel left out 
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Originally Posted by MyK
I remember when the eminem cd came out "the eminem show" anyway I was downloading it off of Kazza, and one of the songs came in as a movie.
I was like cool, he already has a new music video. so all excitedly I play the movie, and all I see is a big ass! no eminem video, but it was a nice ass! so I'm sat in my chair looking at this girls ass and all of a sudden her asshole starts to pucker. I was like what the fuck!! This big shit comes oozing out..... .....I was horrified but couldn't look away! the turd then snaps off, and drops. the camera pans down, and the shit lands safely into the gapping mouth of another young asian lady!.. at that point i closed the file and deleted it!!! it was the most horrific thing ever and I have not been the same since!! damn you you asian poo eaters! |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
how about a thread what is the kinkiest thing you have actually done?
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
What if kinkiest and nastiest are the same thing -
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i think it's a requirement.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
soooooo. you filmed yours?
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i think it's a requirement.
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Originally Posted by ponyboy
I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?
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.....I can't really breathe, and I have to race to ejaculate before I run out of air I almost killed myself once |
You can figure the rest out.
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Originally Posted by ponyboy
I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?
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Originally Posted by ponyboy
I saw a movie once where a girl got quadruple penetrated. Two cocks in the pooper and two cocks in her other hole. I'm thinking to myself if you can fit two cocks in the pooper how do you hold anything in there?
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Originally Posted by Cowbell
NO....he killed himself with a belt
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Thats why I put the smile face at the bottom
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
ogrish i think has a pic of a guy dead on his sofa w high heels a dress his junk out n a plastic bag over his head. risky hobby.
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Originally Posted by Cowbell
I feel bad for the people who have to clean that stuff up...and how bad would that look for the person who died like that....I mean thats how I want to be remember, as the guy who died because he was choking himself why jerking it
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Originally Posted by ST240
It's called DVDA. Please don't ask me what DVDA stands for. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by musclepump
We'll look for your obituary
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Originally Posted by god hand
I've havent seen many, but the nastiest one I can think of is the one called fuckface. They literally fuck this hoe in the mouth and nut down her throat to the point she chokes and throws sperm back up.........while suckin down another load!
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi god hand,
Did you feel as if you would like to be one of the Guys who unloaded in the film "Fuckface"? Would you liked to have been one of the Guys who was worked on? What were your truthful thoughts about it? Would you want to be a participant? There is a lot of bull out there. It is hard to say which would be the nastiest since many are plan bull. Just use others and are poorly done. And disrespectful to those involved. One I thought was pretty damn good - really - was THE OTHER SIDE OF ASPEN starring Al Parker (and others). It is a good film actually. And done very well. When you see it keep an open mind and study what is happening carefully. WATCH it carefully. You will see some really good ideas that will actually help you. View the entire film and THINK about it and what happens in the film CAREFULLY. Don't just be judgemental. And don't have preconceived ideas. View it as a MAN. It can actually help you. Falcon Studios has the film. See it and let me know your honest thoughts on it. View the entire film first tough - honestly. Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by MyK
Im assuming this is a gay movie! and if im right, then John H wins. Thats the sickest shit there is!!!!
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i think the best porn is in my mind. mmmmm. vanity. yea.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
double vaginal double anal.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
what is it you fear is lurking in the anus of your lover grasshopper?
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Originally Posted by Shae
Heh, I can't complain about that.
Even though my ex online lover and I are still friends, I concider him the best porn in my mind. |
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Can you mix water play with golden showers -
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
If it is in there... She is not interested in me seeing it...
And if takes three dicks to get the secret out of there, I'M not interested in finding out what it is either- |
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
hey shae... why you delete and screw me up?
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Originally Posted by Shae
I don't know what to say today. I've been drawing brain farts left and right.
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Don't worry I don't know what the hell little miss shaolin master is
talking about either - |
sp only.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i'm the national spokesperson for anal sex.
sp only. |
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Why are you looking for links to disgusting pornos??? -
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Is this something new???
Or have you always been an advocate? |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
not always "butt" for a while now
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- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"|
Originally Posted by P-funk
I'm not
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
- is your preference, or did the opportunity appear "a while now"ago when a certain (current) someone suggested it?? |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
um a certain current someone, i am happy to say, shares a lot of my interests
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
big misconception... actually anal sex is dirty
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
well you aren't supposed to do it with retarded people or people into scat. there is a difference. that is not anal sex that is scat. lol. poor monkey (?)... no wonder you have issues
um maybe that girl... needs to meet one of frank zappa's other friends... the illinois enema bandit. |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
there is a ton of anal porn out there n i've seen maybe 1,000 couples with no trace of poo. there is poo in this pic because someone wanted it in the pic. i think men like normal no poo anal cuz it is nasty and taboo. for women it's like even an average unit feels huge there. no mistaking who your daddy is when he's giving you some of that.
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
g-spot is a myth
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
maybe mine is just in my ass
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i never saw that movie...
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*note to self see these movies*
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
yea n i can't wait till mr jones comes online to keep me company.
*note to self see these movies* |
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Originally Posted by rockgazer69
thanks but it's ok. i already passed the torch. good luck.
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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Originally Posted by gococksDJS
It's a fact of life kid. Once you turn 18 you get shat on. Everyone does it. You know how dogs piss to mark their territory? Mature adults shit on each other, so you better get ready.
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Originally Posted by da jock
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