IronMagazine Bodybuilding Forums


IronMagLabs - Bodybuilding Supplements
Pages: 1

Getting unexpected oral is the best

(CLICK HERE here to view the original thread with full colors/images)




Posted by: ponyboy

I don't think there is any better feeling than getting an unexpected oral servicing during a public event or in the car. It happened to me just this past weekend at a wedding (not in front of everyone of course but...). Too bad it wasn't from my girlfriend. Whoops.

Share your stories about getting unexpected pleasure. One night stands and anonymous encounters count of course. Dog stories involving peanut butter do not count.



Posted by: Little Wing

not your girlfriend huh. well then lets all hope she is getting some unexpected head. no not from you. anyone here knows his girlfriend and think they can treat her better i'd say feel free to have at her it's time for her to move on.



Posted by: Little Wing

sorry if that seems harsh but it is like "hi i have this healthy beautiful body from working out but i'm not concerned with penile health i'll stick that in anything so what if it falls off it felt good at the time n btw i'm a lousy partner you won't be able to trust me but who cares about a healthy mind or personal dignity ..."



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Is his GF hot??... (and clean)

I'll lick her till she drys up and tastes different -



Posted by: Little Wing

cool.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

- Just trying to help out



Posted by: Little Wing





Posted by: largepkg

I don't think this is the direction Ponyboy envisioned for this thread...



Posted by: Little Wing

sorry



Posted by: ponyboy

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
sorry if that seems harsh but it is like "hi i have this healthy beautiful body from working out but i'm not concerned with penile health i'll stick that in anything so what if it falls off it felt good at the time n btw i'm a lousy partner you won't be able to trust me but who cares about a healthy mind or personal dignity ..."
I never asked for your opinion. Judgement is your right, but I live my life the way that I choose and that's that. I've never made any illusions otherwise. Did you know that I'm in an open relationship? And that I had her permission because we're actually in a partnership? Oh, wait - you didn't bother to ask.

You might want to actually have a conversation with me sometime before you make all these wonderful assumptions about my personal character, never mind my body and mind. Insults from someone who doesn't bother to get their facts straight have no impact on me, because they mean nothing.



Posted by: Little Wing

i think you are full of it. does your girlfriend know you are in an "open" relationship? i doubt it or you would not have said "whoops" . you are just playing a risky game with emotions and with your health and sadly with hers too. grow up.



Posted by: ponyboy

Keep the judgement flowing. You're welcome to your opinion. I have a feeling I opened some sort of wound considering that you are now stooping to personal attacks on someone you don't know. Did someone cheat on you and leave you with a bad disease? Did you have to walk in and watch the person you trust in the arms of someone else because you just weren't good enough for them?

You know, it is actually possible for people to have a relationship that isn't based on hangups like monogamy. There are even other people on this board who share my opinion and my lifestyle as well. Get over yourself.



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
Keep the judgement flowing. You're welcome to your opinion. I have a feeling I opened some sort of wound considering that you are now stooping to personal attacks on someone you don't know. Did someone cheat on you and leave you with a bad disease? Did you have to walk in and watch the person you trust in the arms of someone else because you just weren't good enough for them?

You know, it is actually possible for people to have a relationship that isn't based on hangups like monogamy. There are even other people on this board who share my opinion and my lifestyle as well. Get over yourself.
While I agree with you about others who live this lifestyle, it's certainly not common place.

RG is more than likely speaking from a bad experience. I've had such an experience myself. I believe her judgment came from the way you described the indiscretion. You used this smiley ( ) One would believe you used this because you thought it was wrong???

Anyway, to call her out as you did I feel is uncalled for.



Posted by: largepkg

Also, I only hope I find someone I can have a "hang up like monogamy" with. To find that special someone who fulfills me in every way. Isn't this what we're all looking for? If you find that, why would you need to have meaningless sex with others?



Posted by: ponyboy

Quote:
Originally Posted by largepkg

Anyway, to call her out as you did I feel is uncalled for.
She used personal insults and claimed to know what I was all about. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

And I have experienced infidelity as well - more than once in fact. It's what led me towards the lifestyle I'm in. Why not simply be open about your desires for other people and be emotionally committed to the person you are with? I believe there is a huge difference between physical connection and the rest of the package (emotional, mental and spiritual) - the physical is a very small part of it.

Boy, this thread sure took a different turn. I guess that shows what using the wrong smiley can do.



Posted by: Little Wing

anonymous sex with strangers is risky and tacky. a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior. nasty, wet, no holds barred, full of body fluids and the ability to let down your inhibitions. also it is sexy to know another persons desires and just how to please them. it sounds like you just got a quick bj and did nothing for the girl who pleasured you. n here is a little secret... i have a close friend who is very beautiful and likes to give guys blowjobs with nothing in return. that way they leave thinking man was she hot damn i'm a lucky dog. thing is my friend has a cock ... no one has ever guessed he is a guy.
there are a lot of guys on this board who will think what happened to you was hot n great but they would not have done it despite maybe wanting to cuz they have girlfriends and have set a higher standard for themselves. kudos to them.



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
She used personal insults and claimed to know what I was all about. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.
Touche.

BTW, I'm pretty sure she can take it. She seems to be a tough cookie.



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
I don't think there is any better feeling than getting an unexpected oral servicing during a public event or in the car. It happened to me just this past weekend at a wedding (not in front of everyone of course but...). Too bad it wasn't from my girlfriend. Whoops.
ok get your girlfriend on her n let her tell us what you did was okay. i won't hold my breath. n like i've told other guys like you even if she says it is cool she is looking over your shoulder for someone else. trust me.



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
anonymous sex with strangers is risky and tacky. a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior. nasty, wet, no holds barred, full of body fluids and the ability to let down your inhibitions. also it is sexy to know another persons desires and just how to please them. it sounds like you just got a quick bj and did nothing for the girl who pleasured you. n here is a little secret... i have a close friend who is very beautiful and likes to give guys blowjobs with nothing in return. that way they leave thinking man was she hot damn i'm a lucky dog. thing is my friend has a cock ... no one has ever guessed he is a guy.
there are a lot of guys on this board who will think what happened to you was hot n great but they would not have done it despite maybe wanting to cuz they have girlfriends and have set a higher standard for themselves. kudos to them.



That's just wrong! Ignorance is bliss DAMN IT!



Posted by: bulletproof1

ok everyone gather 'round

group hug



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by bulletproof1
ok everyone gather 'round

group hug

We have talk here about people who look like Mino lee performing fellatio. I'm not hugging anyone!



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by largepkg


That's just wrong! Ignorance is bliss DAMN IT!
you're telling me. i am afraid he is going to end up dead when someone does find out. he says a lot of guys like him think straight guys are the most fun to get. i also have a female friend who meets men thru a dating service. she has herpes and does not disclose the information, does not always use condoms and refuses to believe you can transmit the disease even when you are not having a breakout. it is a scary freaky world out there.



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
you're telling me. i am afraid he is going to end up dead when someone does find out. he says a lot of guys like him think straight guys are the most fun to get. i also have a female friend who meets men thru a dating service. she has herpes and does not disclose the information, does not always use condoms and refuses to believe you can transmit the disease even when you are not having a breakout. it is a scary freaky world out there.

I closed my eyes, covered my ears, and said LA LA LA LA while looking at this post.



Posted by: ponyboy

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
anonymous sex with strangers is risky and tacky. a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior. nasty, wet, no holds barred, full of body fluids and the ability to let down your inhibitions. also it is sexy to know another persons desires and just how to please them. it sounds like you just got a quick bj and did nothing for the girl who pleasured you. n here is a little secret... i have a close friend who is very beautiful and likes to give guys blowjobs with nothing in return. that way they leave thinking man was she hot damn i'm a lucky dog. thing is my friend has a cock ... no one has ever guessed he is a guy.
Funny thing is that almost happened to me once years ago. If my friend (and the rest of the bar staring) hadn't tipped me off I would have been in the same boat.

As for our respective lifestyles, let's just agree to disagree.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior. nasty, wet, no holds barred, full of body fluids and the ability to let down your inhibitions
Until the cheese is old and moldy essay-



Posted by: bulletproof1

how bout that hug?



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Until the cheese is old and moldy essay-
well if you shower together afterwards and have a life where you care about keeping the other person happy mind, body and soul no cheese should develop. n this is a bb site so lets say keep them visually stimulated too.



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
Funny thing is that almost happened to me once years ago. If my friend (and the rest of the bar staring) hadn't tipped me off I would have been in the same boat.

As for our respective lifestyles, let's just agree to disagree.
i'm no stranger to your way of life believe me this is coming from been there done that land. in vegas i had dates morning noon and night. i knew some great guys and could have fallen in love w many of them but there was this thing where you think men just want to be playboys so you hide what you really want and pretend that that is good enough. i was never alone and was never so lonely. funny thing is when you grow out of it and start to talk you find out a lot of men are looking for the same thing you are.. some aren't sure but we can still hope to romanticise them.



Posted by: Little Wing

man, a silly romantical girl can really ruin a horny thread.

btw the 1st time i got head it was reallly unexpected.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
well if you shower together afterwards and have a life where you care about keeping the other person happy mind, body and soul no cheese should develop. n this is a bb site so lets say keep them visually stimulated too.
Sometimes the same flavor of ice cream gets boring
even if it is your favorite



Posted by: Little Wing

well that is when you need to add something new to the ice cream serve it bottom side up or something else inventive... bored lovers are boring lovers. role play, have your ice cream somewhere you don't normally eat it, i think if you tell your ice cream all your naughty little twisted desires and your ice cream cares n tells you hers uh it's you might be surprised how long you can keep it fresh.

k off to the beach.



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
well that is when you need to add something new to the ice cream serve it bottom side up or something else inventive... bored lovers are boring lovers. role play, have your ice cream somewhere you don't normally eat it, i think if you tell your ice cream all your naughty little twisted desires and your ice crean cares n tells you hers uh it's you might be surprised how long you can keep it fresh.

k off to the beach.
The beach? They have sand there right? That stuff gets in the tiniest places. Ouch!



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by largepkg
The beach? They have sand there right? That stuff gets in the tiniest places. Ouch!
BEACH?



Posted by: tucker01

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
btw the 1st time i got head it was reallly unexpected.

Am I the only one confused by this?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
well that is when you need to add something new to the ice cream serve it bottom side up or something else inventive...
Been there

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer699
role play, have your ice cream somewhere you don't normally eat it
Done that

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i think if you tell your ice cream all your naughty little twisted desires
Been there

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
your ice cream cares n tells you hers
Done that

AND THEN??? -



Posted by: largepkg

Quote:
Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Am I the only one confused by this?

Well, she was talking about a friend (wink wink) of hers that would dress up as a girl and give out head freely.



Posted by: largepkg

Is RG the new Min0 lee? Stay tuned to the next episode of IM fantasies gone terribly wrong!



Posted by: goandykid

0.o i sound like an advertisement but all these oral sex threads, have u ever, etc etc always turn into tucker max stories.



Posted by: goandykid

i read som twisted shit on IM -.0



Posted by: Little Wing

whoa i am a girl n i lost at strip poker n wouldnt hand over my clothes cuz there were other people there sooo this older french boy i liked said i could pay up in the other room. i thought he was just going to look. it was unexpected and very nice.



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Been there

Done that

Been there

Done that

AND THEN??? -
um watch porn together?



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Is his GF hot??... (and clean)

I'll lick her till she drys up and tastes different -
That explains your avatar. mouth



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ponyboy
Keep the judgement flowing. You're welcome to your opinion. I have a feeling I opened some sort of wound considering that you are now stooping to personal attacks on someone you don't know. Did someone cheat on you and leave you with a bad disease? Did you have to walk in and watch the person you trust in the arms of someone else because you just weren't good enough for them?

You know, it is actually possible for people to have a relationship that isn't based on hangups like monogamy. There are even other people on this board who share my opinion and my lifestyle as well. Get over yourself.
Hi Pony,

This is exactly why I say the Sexual Orientation of those you are with has absolutely nothing to do with anything unless you (you meaning anyone here) are wanting to procreate.

MEN can and DO give the best oral sex to other Men. They do this because they KNOW what it is another Man needs and wants and would appreciate because they appreciate and know and understand themselves. They put themselves in the other Guy's place and DO FOR him what they would want done RIGHT and with thought and purpose and care along with respect and honor and dignity! TRUST ME! It is ABSOLUTELY TRUE!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
anonymous sex with strangers is risky and tacky. a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior. nasty, wet, no holds barred, full of body fluids and the ability to let down your inhibitions. also it is sexy to know another persons desires and just how to please them. it sounds like you just got a quick bj and did nothing for the girl who pleasured you. n here is a little secret... i have a close friend who is very beautiful and likes to give guys blowjobs with nothing in return. that way they leave thinking man was she hot damn i'm a lucky dog. thing is my friend has a cock ... no one has ever guessed he is a guy.
there are a lot of guys on this board who will think what happened to you was hot n great but they would not have done it despite maybe wanting to cuz they have girlfriends and have set a higher standard for themselves. kudos to them.
Hi Rock,

Anyone should - and must - be with those that give a damn about them honestly in my opinion. It should be an equal thing. And the Sexual Orientation of those involved means nothing unless there is procreation desired.

Many Men find out that other Men can and do give a damn - honestly. The false ideas and preconceived notions people build, when torn down, allow the opening of tremendous vistas and life to those who respect and honor others.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: Platinum

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Pony,

This is exactly why I say the Sexual Orientation of those you are with has absolutely nothing to do with anything unless you (you meaning anyone here) are wanting to procreate.

MEN can and DO give the best oral sex to other Men. They do this because they KNOW what it is another Man needs and wants and would appreciate because they appreciate and know and understand themselves. They put themselves in the other Guy's place and DO FOR him what they would want done RIGHT and with thought and purpose and care along with respect and honor and dignity! TRUST ME! It is ABSOLUTELY TRUE!

Take Care, John H.




Posted by: Little Wing

eh, man i put a damper on this thread sorry. i'm in love guess i think everyone ought to be.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
i'm in love guess i think everyone ought to be




Posted by: Little Wing

nope_more_like_this._vanity_playing_demonshred




Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
This file is hosted by Tripod, a Lycos®Network Site, and is not available for download.

...





Posted by: Little Wing

http://shapeshift333.tripod.com/

go here n download the mp3. it only takes a sec.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
http://shapeshift333.tripod.com/

go here n download the mp3. it only takes a sec.


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!




What is that?... It sounds like...

...Noise!




He's there!, better get that CD to a raido station right away -



Posted by: Little Wing

he plays other styles too. i'm sure there is something for everyone. even monkeys



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
he plays other styles too. i'm sure there is something for everyone. even monkeys
I can deal with some Stevie Vai..... No Yngwie Malmsteen
And actually like some Joe Satriani

But lets hear some music that is more.... "ME"



Posted by: Little Wing

funny thing is i predicted that was your style. good movie too.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
funny thing is i predicted that was your style
I was JK...

The Monkey Man is a city boy...
(Delhi is the capital of India)



Posted by: Little Wing

yea but you're all jungle at heart? y the loincloth?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
yea but you're all jungle at heart?
y the loincloth?
Well, it wouldn't be gentlemanly to leave "it" all draggin on the ground like that -



Posted by: Little Wing

lol. a gentleman monkey.



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
a respectful relationship with one person who you can trust is far more worthwhile and the sex is by far superior.

I think you live in a fantasy world.

Very few people think like you, and if they didn't, why do more than 50% of marraiges nowadays end in divorce? (Not to mention the % of relationships that end up in break-ups.)



Posted by: Flex

^in SO many cases in today's world, it's practically like "cheat....or get cheated on"



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flex
I think you live in a fantasy world.

Very few people think like you, and if they didn't, why do more than 50% of marraiges nowadays end in divorce? (Not to mention the % of relationships that end up in break-ups.)
And re-marriages after divorce, are like 70% doomed...

I think the people that romanticize like that, are being cheated on
at the same time they are day-dreaming and reading Danielle Steel books -



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flex
^in SO many cases in today's world, it's practically like "cheat....or get cheated on"
sadly i think the best relationships come after the bullshit has come and gone leaving smarter people in the wake. people more sure of who they are, what they want, what they themselves are ready to give and what will make a relationship work. two people who have done the young dumb n full of cum - sex drugs n rock n roll n are ready for something lasting and realistic n who want wild kinky sex with no fear of giving or contracting a fatal illness who aren't on edge waiting for a starting gun to jump in the sack n call that getting to know each other stand a far better chance than people just out of the gate. older doesn't always equal wiser but sometimes it does.

if you put more time into getting to know a person and less into getting in their pants you might find someone who really can love you.



Posted by: Little Wing

monkey is your woman asleep again already? i heard danielle steele will put you to sleep. must be true.



Posted by: Little Wing

n Flex how's it coming with the hoard of young horny teenagers? you seem a little um offline lately.



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
n Flex how's it coming with the hoard of young horny teenagers? you seem a little um offline lately.

wow, you wanna go with low blows, huh?


How's it going, you wanna know? Not sure?
ask your daughter.



Posted by: Flex

(in case you didn't know, i meant no real harm whatsoever).

It's just you pass judgement on people too damn fast, young lady. And when you dish it, prepare to recieve.



Posted by: Little Wing

um i was serious i thought you were out having fun silly.



Posted by: Little Wing

ps my daughter just tuned 14 n i think still has a pic of u someplace.



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flex
wow, you wanna go with low blows, huh?


How's it going, you wanna know? Not sure?
ask your daughter.
so does low blow mean it's not going well? pre college is teen last i knew. man touchy touchy touchy.



Posted by: Flex

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
so does low blow mean it's not going well? pre college is teen last i knew. man touchy touchy touchy.

Nope, life is going real well.

Hope the same can be said for you, ma'am



Posted by: Little Wing

yea only problem is more painting to do today. bleh. good music always helps tho.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
sadly i think the best relationships come after the bullshit has come and gone leaving smarter people in the wake. people more sure of who they are, what they want, what they themselves are ready to give and what will make a relationship work.


sex drugs n rock n roll n are ready for something lasting and realistic n who want wild kinky sex

if you put more time into getting to know a person and less into getting in their pants you might find someone who really can love you.




Posted by: Little Wing

poor monkey haha. cheer up. nothing wrong with trying to find a relationship that offers the best of what you desire in one package .love, monogamy n wild kinky sex are not always strangers n if you want the physical part of your relationship to stay hot and be mutually satisfying something you both can enjoy without reservation hot wet sticky sweet you know the good stuff it pretty much needs to be exclusive unless you have a death wish. i'm very lucky to have found someone i can trust. it is indeed rare. men who doubt that are men who cheat. men who justify cheating by thinking everyone does it set a low standard for themselves and often get the women they deserve which only leads to more bitterness. men who don't cheat, i agree, are rare. not trying to judge just saying there is a better thing to strive for than what people today too readily accept.



Posted by: Little Wing

i kinda know that sweety cuz you got a girl n are a class act. most of the guys on here are really great guys. softest hearted playas around.



Posted by: Velvet

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockgazer69
sadly i think the best relationships come after the bullshit has come and gone leaving smarter people in the wake. people more sure of who they are, what they want, what they themselves are ready to give and what will make a relationship work. two people who have done the young dumb n full of cum - sex drugs n rock n roll n are ready for something lasting and realistic n who want wild kinky sex with no fear of giving or contracting a fatal illness who aren't on edge waiting for a starting gun to jump in the sack n call that getting to know each other stand a far better chance than people just out of the gate. older doesn't always equal wiser but sometimes it does.

if you put more time into getting to know a person and less into getting in their pants you might find someone who really can love you.
I always like the way you think RG! So, so true and I'm in the same spot in life you are...thankfully we've found partners who also think the way we do

John H..wtf?



Posted by: Little Wing

thanks velvet.



(CLICK HERE here to view the original thread with full colors/images)

Getting unexpected oral is the best


Article Archives

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60