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What is your best pick up line?
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Posted by:
Dipsh!t
What is your best pick up line?
Posted by:
largepkg
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Originally Posted by
Dipsh!t
What is your best pick up line?
Nice shoes, wanna......
Posted by:
The Monkey Man
Hi, my name is _______ , I am very pleased to meet you.
(actual, best working, pick-up line)
Posted by:
The Monkey Man
Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone, I want to take you home and make your Bedrock!
Posted by:
min0 lee
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Posted by:
The Monkey Man
Hiya babe...
Whats your sign?
I'm feces...
You are the
most beautiful
woman I have ever seen in my life!!
I'm sorry, I apologize,
that was very forward of me...
I'm very drunk...
and you could be very ugly- I can't tell!?
Posted by:
MyK
I don't have pick up lines. I just walk up and say the first thing that comes to mind!
Posted by:
bulletproof1
http://linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html
Posted by:
Dipsh!t
bulletproof -
nice try... sure those aint your best pick up line tho
Posted by:
MasterMind
me-what's your sign?
her-stop!!
me-girl i wanna take you out some time..you know some pizza, a movie then we go to my place and fuck
her-smack!!!
me- what you don't like pizza? how about burgers?
me to a waitress-(throw sugar packet on floor) oh excuse me you dropped your name tag
me sitting down in a bar- i'm not really this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet
Posted by:
goandykid
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Pocahontas?
Posted by:
Michael (Dj)
Get ya coat uv pulled !! lol (jk)
thres loads but non come to mind
Posted by:
ponyboy
I may not be the only guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.
Posted by:
min0 lee
I have a big dick.
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