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Posted by: Tough Old Man

I purchased a bowflex 4 months ago. I can't believe what it has done to me. Chest up 7". Arms up 2 3/4". leg up 5". It's unbelievable. You must get one A.S.A.P. I only work out 3 days a week for 20 minutes and look at my results. not only that I eat like shit and have lost 9% in bodyfat while gaining 27 lbs.

No longer tough old Man, but BIG, TOUGH and LEAN

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Posted by: TJ Cline

Posted by: lnvanry

NO disrespect, but R U serious? If you are I would market myself for an infomercial

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by lnvanry

NO disrespect, but R U serious? If you are I would market myself for an infomercial

I'll be 53 years old this saturday. go over to your grandpa's and ask him a question and tell me whether he is bullshitting you. Hell no he's not. I'm a grandpa just like foremanrules. look at his massive 84 1/4" chest that he has posted. Mr. Foremanrules is my personal trainer and has me pump totally and now I'm one hugh MoFo. I figure within 6 more weeks I'll be sporting at least a 80" chest. Go Foremanrules and Bowflex.

Tough

Posted by: TJ Cline

I have no idea what that means?

Posted by: lnvanry

uhhhhhhhhhh....I am confused?

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by lnvanry

uhhhhhhhhhh....I am confused?

Don't be, just buy a Bowflex. You get complete instructions and Mr. foremanrules is here on this site to answere all questions.
Foreman don't let these kids down please. I ask you to help them.

Toughy

Posted by: clemson357

I heard bowflex was a piece of shit and almost every model every made has been recalled.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by clemson357

I heard bowflex was a piece of shit and almost every model every made has been recalled.

No. There everywhere. Hurry and buy one. 20 min's 3 x a week and monster in size you'll be

Posted by: Stu

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

No. There everywhere. Hurry and buy one. 20 min's 3 x a week and monster in size you'll be

Posted by: CowPimp

Well duh. If you use anything but a Bowflex you're a fool. Best $1200 I ever spent!

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Well duh. If you use anything but a Bowflex you're a fool. Best $1200 I ever spent!

Posted by: The Monkey Man

You guys suck!!...

If you are using anything but the TOTAL GYM
endorsed by Chuck & Christie...

"You Must be Retarded"

Just look at the size it has put on Chuck...
Especially his Hid... It's freakin huge!!!

Posted by: largepkg

I have a Total Gym...

Posted by: njc

I cant believe people do things like running and free weight training, what a waste of time.

The only thing thats given me results is the bowflex.

In the first month alone I put on 160 pounds on my bench max

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by njc

I cant believe people do things like running and free weight training, what a waste of time.

The only thing thats given me results is the bowflex.

In the first month alone I put on 160 pounds on my bench max

Bet you guys all eat at the fast food resturants and gained no additional fat because of the super way the Bowflex works. Can you imagine if you were bulking witha clean diet. 95% of us would look like Ronnie (size wise )

I keep telling everyone that Bowflex/Rules and that personal trainer Foreman/Rules

Tough old b/flex

Posted by: clemson357

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

There everywhere.

is that really a sentence?

here there everywhere bear hear hair overthere they're.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Tough old Bowflex

Posted by: soxmuscle

I must have missed the joke in the open chat where someone said the bowflex did anything but rob you, and take up space in your house. What a piece of shit that product is.

Posted by: CowPimp

Originally Posted by soxmuscle

I must have missed the joke in the open chat where someone said the bowflex did anything but rob you, and take up space in your house. What a piece of shit that product is.

Blasphemy. You, sir, are a heretic.

Posted by: soxmuscle

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Blasphemy. You, sir, are a heretic.

I sure am.

Posted by: lnvanry

How about the Gazelle...Anyone heard or seen it before...I think they put in a Gieco commercial it was so funny. i looks like the person in going to fall foward when using it

Posted by: * Legion *

Originally Posted by lnvanry

How about the Gazelle...Anyone heard or seen it before...I think they put in a Gieco commercial it was so funny. i looks like the person in going to fall foward when using it

Posted by: Squaggleboggin

You Can Do It!

Posted by: FishOrCutBait

Tony Liddell does meth, lol

Posted by: chronic

my mom bought that shitty "Gazelle"... i honestly dont kno wut its supposed 2 do??? i get a better workout taking a shit

Posted by: Flakko

Well, I don't have a Bowflex, but I've been watching at the commercial for the past two weeks, and holly shit! I've got the best pumps of my entire life, plus my bench press went up by 100 Lbs, my bf% went down by 15%... Shit, this is the best creation, well after Viagra of course!

Posted by: Pylon

I had one in my basement and put on 30 lbs of lean mass the first month! And it was still in the box!

Once I hit a plateau, I had no recourse but to eat the thing. Turns out having it around made my teeth and digestive system stronger too! And it tasted like chicken! (Except the cables. They taste like cables, but really good cables, you know?)

Posted by: AnnaDTX

well i am waiting for some proof, post some PICS.

NOW!!!!!!

Posted by: BiggerNstronger

For the REST of the story check all of Tough O.M's posts in the anabolics section.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by BiggerNstronger

For the REST of the story check all of Tough O.M's posts in the anabolics section.

Go for it as I'm a steroid wizard

Posted by: DanK

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

HEY, don't knock chuck, he's old enough to be your great grandpa (assuming of course you're about 8 and all your female ancestry are careless enough to get pregnant in their teens...). Either way, I don't recall anyone claiming a total gym was about anything other than fitness and I wouldn't mind lookin like chuck norris at age 65. How many pro body builders look any better than chuck at age 65 (how many live that long?). I'll now let you return to your normal parody and continue to pick on bow flex users.

Posted by: section8

I'm so confused.

Do I take Toughs advice and get the bowflex or do I take Monkey Mans advice and get the total gym. Damn it to many decisions and now I am worried that all the time I have spent in the gym for the last two months using free weights is all for nothing.

Posted by: dougnukem

Get both!!!

Posted by: The13ig13adWolf

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is all.

Posted by: section8

Good idea dougnukem, I shall by both, that way I can have the best of both worlds. I can get the benefits of the bowflex and pay respects to Chuck. I will have 30 inch biceps and a 80 inch chest in no time

Posted by: dougnukem

Originally Posted by section8

Good idea dougnukem, I shall by both, that way I can have the best of both worlds. I can get the benefits of the bowflex and pay respects to Chuck. I will have 30 inch biceps and a 80 inch chest in no time

And if you call in the next thirty minutes, they'll throw in the Gazelle absolutely free! That's right, I said FREE!!!!

Posted by: section8

You have got to be shitting me, FREE you say! Hot damn, I can't believe my luck!

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