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Posted by: TJ Cline

Condoms..........
I'm watching a show I hate..."Everybody Loves Raymond." And his wife makes him ware condoms....WTF

Now the question is would you put up with this????
So if your wife refused to use birth control what would you do???

Posted by: brian2440

Me personally no. Everyone has different views about that I guess. If I am married to someone and we decide that we donot want kids than someone can get fixed. If I am sleeping with everything in town I will wear one just to keep from catching shit. Wearing condoms during sex takes alot away from it.

Posted by: CRASHMAN

if i was him id get a vasectomy he alrady has kids and if im getting married i better have a dam kid lol

Posted by: Little Wing

that is so not right. a married man shouldn't have to wear a condom. she could use encare oval or something like that. i'd say a woman who made her husband do that has issues.

Posted by: butterfly

yeah issues like not wanting to deal with the hormone irregularities & weight gain that the pill can cause or the sticky mess contraceptive gels and creams and cum make or witht he issues of not wanting to get pregnant again.

Why the hell is birth control supposed to me the woman's responsibility???

A couple lil snips on him and none of the other issues would exist.

Men

Posted by: MyK

having sex with a condom is like........................

Posted by: Little Wing

some women like a man's sticky mess n really encare oval isn't messy. to us a vasectomy is not a big deal but to a man it is a different ball game. ball game that was kinda funny.

insomnia - once again not all that productive... sigh.

Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by butterfly

yeah issues like not wanting to deal with the hormone irregularities & weight gain that the pill can cause or the sticky mess contraceptive gels and creams and cum make or witht he issues of not wanting to get pregnant again.

Why the hell is birth control supposed to me the woman's responsibility???

A couple lil snips on him and none of the other issues would exist.

Men

Run for your life man!!!!! this one has issues

Posted by: MyK

....................eating a steak with a ballon around your tongue!!!

Posted by: maxpro2

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Originally Posted by MyK

having sex with a condom is like........................

......taking a shower in a raincoat

Posted by: LAM

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Now the question is would you put up with this????
So if your wife refused to use birth control what would you do???

hell no ! I won't even date a girl exclusively unless she is on birth control

Posted by: LAM

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Originally Posted by butterfly

Why the hell is birth control supposed to me the woman's responsibility???

IMO, from a physiological standpoint it's a no-brainer. the health risks involved from a woman giving birth or especially an unwanted pregnancy are substantial.

Posted by: brian2440

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Originally Posted by MyK

....................eating a steak with a ballon around your tongue!!!

LMAO- thats is a good one!

Posted by: lnvanry

This is so ironic...My GF and I just got in a fight about this. Her new birth control (orthotricyclen-Lo) fucked her up...periods that lasted weeks, massive stomach pains, and she lost 15lbs in 2 months (w/ out working out or dieting).

We have been together for 6 years, since we were in high school. I never had to use a condom in the past b/c she was using different shit. Her OB/GYN said it is bad to take the same BC for longer than 5 years...The new stuff was bad. She isn't supposed to take the old stuff that worked.

Now we just do not have sex...PROBLEM. I am just starting a TEST cycle too. BIG PROBLEM. I cannot use condems. They fucking hurt, it takes 1hr to finish b/c I can't feel anything. I was spoiled and now I can't go back. THe past two time I have just pulled out, but that's not cool. I do not know what to do.

I read somewhere in this forum that in the U.K. they were using test as male form of BC. Has anyone else heard of this?

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by lnvanry

This is so ironic...My GF and I just got in a fight about this. Her new birth control (orthotricyclen-Lo) fucked her up...periods that lasted weeks, massive stomach pains, and she lost 15lbs in 2 months (w/ out working out or dieting).

We have been together for 6 years, since we were in high school. I never had to use a condom in the past b/c she was using different shit. Her OB/GYN said it is bad to take the same BC for longer than 5 years...The new stuff was bad. She isn't supposed to take the old stuff that worked.

Now we just do not have sex...PROBLEM. I am just starting a TEST cycle too. BIG PROBLEM. I cannot use condems. They fucking hurt, it takes 1hr to finish b/c I can't feel anything. I was spoiled and now I can't go back. THe past two time I have just pulled out, but that's not cool. I do not know what to do.

I read somewhere in this forum that in the U.K. they were using test as male form of BC. Has anyone else heard of this?

Ok first of all woman have about 15 types of birth control available to them we have one....a rubber
Go to family planning with her or see another Doctor,,,,,,,,or just dump her.
Steroids will lower your sperm count enough to make you virtually unable to knock her up.....but you are taking a chance here.....when will the cycle kick in to make it safe and when will it not????

Her OB/GYN if full of shit or just a quack.....see a new Doctor before you become a daddy.

Posted by: TJ Cline

butterfly I see you voted that you would were a condom???? so how big is your penis?

Posted by: The Monkey Man

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Originally Posted by butterfly

A couple lil snips on him and NONE of the other issues would exist.

Men

The sticky man mess??? (homo)

BTW- I'm thinking about laser Vasectomy, so my woman doesn't need
to take the pill...

(But I will still butter your popcorn for you) -

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by lnvanry

This is so ironic...My GF and I just got in a fight about this. Her new birth control (orthotricyclen-Lo) fucked her up...periods that lasted weeks, massive stomach pains, and she lost 15lbs in 2 months (w/ out working out or dieting).

We have been together for 6 years, since we were in high school. I never had to use a condom in the past b/c she was using different shit. Her OB/GYN said it is bad to take the same BC for longer than 5 years...The new stuff was bad. She isn't supposed to take the old stuff that worked.

Now we just do not have sex...PROBLEM. I am just starting a TEST cycle too. BIG PROBLEM. I cannot use condems. They fucking hurt, it takes 1hr to finish b/c I can't feel anything. I was spoiled and now I can't go back. THe past two time I have just pulled out, but that's not cool. I do not know what to do.

I read somewhere in this forum that in the U.K. they were using test as male form of BC. Has anyone else heard of this?

it's right beside the condoms. use this till you find a smarter doctor who will represcribe her old pills.

Posted by: Vieope

Are STD that bad?
I mean they are but are they around as much as they say? I dont exactly sleep with STD type of people. Are condoms that necessary? Somehow I dont feel like it. Have you ever met someone with STD?

Posted by: MyK

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Originally Posted by Vieope

Have you ever met someone with STD?

In canada we make them wear red arm bands. and they have to sit at the back of the bus!

Posted by: LAM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vieope

I dont exactly sleep with STD type of people

not that you know of. there are many type of STD's out there, take chlamydia for example. both the man and woman can be infected with it with no symptoms what so ever

Posted by: Vieope

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAM

not that you know of. there are many type of STD's out there, take chlamydia for example. both the man and woman can be infected with it with no symptoms what so ever

If there is no symptom, I wont even feel it is there. Bring it on chlamydia.

Posted by: brian2440

There is certain birth control methods out there that are inserted into her vagina and when having sex u "bottom out". Fucked up feeling when u are going at it and u keep hitting the object. Had sex with a girl that had one of these. She called it a ring or something and when I felt it, it was weird. I am glad she uses some type of birth control, but it is just a fucked up feeling.

Posted by: lnvanry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vieope

If there is no symptom, I wont even feel it is there. Bring it on chlamydia.

4 of my friends and 2 family member have caught cases here at my University....The real sad part is everyone here knows that we have the highest STD rate in country (1 out of 4). It's published in our Sociology 101 books.

Way to go redbirds

Posted by: Little Wing

it is so scary out there w hiv n all the other nasty shit u can catch i've had sex only a few times in the last 8 yrs. we got tested n i used condoms plus spermacide n was still worried enuf to get tested when the relationship ended. never again unless it's love.

Posted by: tucker01

50,000 people a day get infected with STD's

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

50,000 people a day get infected with STD's

By their wife

I think your on the wrong thread

Plus I see you didnt vote

Posted by: TJ Cline

So far the votes are like this.

6....pussy's with no balls...and 1 woman with a penis
11...Real men

Posted by: tucker01

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

By their wife

I think your on the wrong thread

Plus I see you didnt vote

Thread got a little off topic so I dropped a line.

And you are right I didn't vote

All depends on the circumstances, especially at my age, when you are planning your family and when you want kids to be born.

So in most cases no. But when needed I will suit up.

Posted by: TJ Cline

I'll put down as a half bitch then

Posted by: tucker01

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dammit I wanted to be complete bitch

Posted by: TJ Cline

You have potential to go either way......just set some goals and work hard at it.

Posted by: tucker01

Thanks, Any tips or advice?

Posted by: TJ Cline

1. Always feel sorry feel yourself......in time this will break down your self esteem
2. Keep in mind that she doesn't need you and can replace you in less than a day.
3. when making love remember that she has had better and bigger...much bigger
4. if you two get in a fight assume thats its your fault every time
5. let her control all the money.....she will give you an allowance if she sees fit.

Just some things that might help you lose your balls and self esteem.

Posted by: tucker01

Sweet, so that worked for you eh?

Might give it a try?

Your the greatest Dr. E

Posted by: TJ Cline

If I actually cared about any other human being it might work for me as well.
But I know it will tear down your self worth in no time....good luck and god bless.

Posted by: tucker01

How can I follow your advice, if you have not laid the path to begin with.

oh how am I meant to become the bitch.... oh why

Posted by: TJ Cline

I will try harder.......bithcdom here I come

Posted by: MyK

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

1. Always feel sorry feel yourself......in time this will break down your self esteem
2. Keep in mind that she doesn't need you and can replace you in less than a day.
3. when making love remember that she has had better and bigger...much bigger
4. if you two get in a fight assume thats its your fault every time
5. let her control all the money.....she will give you an allowance if she sees fit.

Just some things that might help you lose your balls and self esteem.

dont let BigDyl see that he'll do it!!

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I'll put down as a half bitch then

which half? Just for curiosity's sake, of course....

Posted by: Burner02

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Originally Posted by Vieope

exactly sleep with STD type of people.

so....what are STD type of people...so I, we can be on the look out for them?

Posted by: DiGiTaL

Here is a a couples having sex with condoms:
*Guys puts it in and starts moving in and out*
Guy: so...how was work?
Girl: it was good...did you finish your project?
Guy: ya ya...hehe it was nice...but i was so hungry during my presentation though.
Girl: aww you should have ate something before..

^ That is while having sex.
This is without the condom:
Guy: OOOOhhh
Girl: OOHH YES BABY!!!
GUY: OOH MAN...
GIRL: Oooh BABY HARDER!!!!
GUY: oo I LOVE You
GIRL: I loVe you TOO BABY!!! SOO MUCH!! OOH YES!!!!SS!!

Now...which one do you want to hear/talk about during sex?

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiGiTaL

Here is a a couples having sex with condoms:
*Guys puts it in and starts moving in and out*
Guy: so...how was work?
Girl: it was good...did you finish your project?
Guy: ya ya...hehe it was nice...but i was so hungry during my presentation though.
Girl: aww you should have ate something before..

^ That is while having sex.
This is without the condom:
Guy: OOOOhhh
Girl: OOHH YES BABY!!!
GUY: OOH MAN...
GIRL: Oooh BABY HARDER!!!!
GUY: oo I LOVE You
GIRL: I loVe you TOO BABY!!! SOO MUCH!! OOH YES!!!!SS!!

Now...which one do you want to hear/talk about during sex?

Same couple 6 years and 3 kids later

Girl: Does it feel good?
Guy: I have no idea ?
Girl: Don't you like how my my pussy feels?

GuY: I did the three times I got to nut in it, other than that I have no idea.

Posted by: duece

so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something

Posted by: Crono1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by duece

so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something

I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole

with a condom on it

Posted by: topolo

Quote:

Originally Posted by duece

so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something

8 to 5

Posted by: BoneCrusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by duece

so as long as the rubber dosnt break what are the odds of getting something

Diametrically proportional to your desire to marry the wench ...

Posted by: hijinks

After my wife went off the pill for about a year and would not go back on birth control she told me that if I did not want to wear a condom to get a vasectomy if I did not want anymore kids. I called her bluff and got the snip. Thas was the best thing that I have ever done.

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