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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
especially if i have a sandwich and the tv on
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Originally Posted by min0 lee
Now that's multi-tasking.
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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
wait need a beer too....perfect
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he was chewing skoal and spiting in a cup while doing her doggie...and talking to us like nothing was going on......funniest shit I have ever seen.
WTF...he was talking about disgusting things and spilling beer everywhere..... 
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I had a buddy in college....back in 1987-1989..
He was 5'4 but a very good looking guy ....funny as hell and a total drunk..... Story 1. He fucked this girl right in front of us in the dorm he was chewing skoal and spiting in a cup while doing her doggie...and talking to us like nothing was going on......funniest shit I have ever seen.Story2. Jonh ( thats his name) was at a party....I walked in with my buddies....John was on the floor drinking beer out of a popcorn bowl......like a total pig......the best looking girls at the party were all around him WTF...he was talking about disgusting things and spilling beer everywhere.....Later that night he banged this fat pig......he blew off the hot chicks Needless to say my hero to this day. |
.....yes thats when i lost my virginity...
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
I banged a girl my freshman year here at ISU next to a dumpster, which was about 20 ft from the front door of my dorm building....some one complained and an RA came and broke up my action.
Never talked to her again. |
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
I banged a girl my freshman year here at ISU next to a dumpster, which was about 20 ft from the front door of my dorm building....some one complained and an RA came and broke up my action.
Never talked to her again. |
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
Yes I am a Christian (specifically Greek Orthodox)...and a sinner on a continual basis.
Good thing Christianinty is the only religion that acknowledges forgiveness. Besides it's not like having some occasional adolescent fun is comparable to a mortal sin. |
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
Yes I am a Christian (specifically Greek Orthodox)...and a sinner on a continual basis.
Good thing Christianinty is the only religion that acknowledges forgiveness. Besides it's not like having some occasional adolescent fun is comparable to a mortal sin. |
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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
I'm catholic and baptized, im gonna go burn my ass off in purgatory
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Where exactly is purgatory mentioned in the Bible
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.....burnin
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
I banged a girl my freshman year here at ISU next to a dumpster, which was about 20 ft from the front door of my dorm building....some one complained and an RA came and broke up my action.
Never talked to her again. |
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Where exactly is purgatory mentioned in the Bible
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It's heaven or hell...
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Originally Posted by Platinum
That's some classic shit I was having sex with my girl and we'd just introduced some handcuffs. Anyways, I slipped around back and started to fuck her doggy style. Her hands were handcuffed to the bedhead and she was really starting to get into it. I was getting pretty close, and started to think how cool i would be if I spunked inside her ass. So with out warning, I pulled out and started to fuck her in the ass. The sound she made was classic. It was kinda like the sound someone would make if they got shot in the face with a shotgun and liked it. She jumped 10 feet in the air and couldn't do shit coz her hands were cuffed. Best orgasm I've ever had. Wish I could've seen the look on her face... |
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
every once in long while my GF lets me leave a deposit in the wrong account
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
every once in long while my GF lets me leave a deposit in the wrong account
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Originally Posted by lnvanry
WTF is the cat position?
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
CAT POSITION: The Soft Rock
Okay, so missionary doesn't always make you quake. But a non-acrobatic modified version can give you the romantic connection while delivering an amazing orgasm (really). "I read about a variation on the missionary position and had to try it," explains Elena Davids, a 23-year-old undergraduate in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. "It's a slow burn, but by letting our pleasure build gradually, we have orgasms that are more intense and intimate than ever." The magic making-it method is called the coital alignment technique. "It's simple," says Edward Eichel, author of The Perfect Fit (Signet, 1993). "The man slides two to four inches forward from the typical missionary position," he explains. "Rather than resting on his elbows, his arms should cup your shoulders so his body falls flat against yours," Eichel says. "Both of your spines should be straight." And the base of his penis should naturally rub your clitoris. The next step to coital climax involves some genital soft rock. "Your legs should be straight out and touching his while you push your pelvis upward about two inches," Eichel explains. "He should push down gently to give a slight counter-resistance. There is no in-and-out - it's an up-and-down rocking movement." But since both sets of genitals are sharing such tight quarters, it's extremely pleasurable for both of you. To bring him in deeper, spread your inner thighs even wider and wrap your ankles gently around his calves. |
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Originally Posted by CRASHMAN
i dunno i never read the thing
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Originally Posted by NeilPearson
Of course you didn't... you're Catholic
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Favorite position for Sex
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
On top of some local mountain honey in Big Bear CA -
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Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
from behind and on the bottom is my two favorites. Can't pick one as I'm seem to do both while having sex.
I like to start from the bottom and then get behind the chick. |
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Originally Posted by topolo
Tough, you like it from behind?
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
LMFAO....
food...pussy and TV......what is better than that |
just kidding.
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Originally Posted by wetnwild
Foremanrules on top.
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Originally Posted by Doublebase
I like the women turned around on top. Ass in your face. Nice!
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Favorite position for Sex
http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/cb.html http://www.car-sex-positions.com/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocking...ex_position%29 some pics and descriptions....all you kids under 18 please don't go to these sites. |