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Posted by: CRASHMAN

for those of you who didnt know if you meet a girl and are like, "hey wanna get something to eat?", do not order a Giant sloppy hamburger/sandwhich or something along those lines. Im pretty sure manners matter a little to some girls and they'd rather have that than some sloppy goof licking his fingers, having mayonaise on his face, and opening his mouth so wide he could swallow a water buffalo. Order something you can eat with a knife and fork.

......a girl can open her mouth wide, get mayonaise on her face, and lick her fingers as much as she wants... but this comes at the end of the date

Posted by: FranktheTank

Ya that happened to me on this one date.

We were at Applebees and I ordered an oreo shake and well, they filled it up way to much. When they went to hand it to me the top of it spilled off the sides a little and covered my hands in cream and crap.

I felt like a complete idiot because I needed all these napkins and shit to clean it up

. But, it turned out ok because she thought it was cute and didn't seem to mind...just laughed at me a little.

Posted by: MyK

fuck that, be yourself and dont give a fuck what she thinks! she should be the one trying to impress you!

and what the hell are you doing buying a girl dinner who your not already fucking??????

Posted by: cappo5150

Right on, thats what I'm talking bout.

Posted by: gococksDJS

I take girls to campus and use my meal plan. Last week I was on a first date at the always classy student union, but forgot that I only had 1 meal left. She watched me eat burger king, but I let her lick the salt out of the french fry box.

Posted by: gococksDJS

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Originally Posted by FranktheTank

Ya that happened to me on this one date.

We were at Applebees and I ordered an oreo shake and well, they filled it up way to much. When they went to hand it to me the top of it spilled off the sides a little and covered my hands in cream and crap.

I felt like a complete idiot because I needed all these napkins and shit to clean it up

. But, it turned out ok because she thought it was cute and didn't seem to mind...just laughed at me a little.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN, no pussy for you!

Posted by: Mista

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Originally posted by MyK
fuck that, be yourself and dont give a fuck what she thinks!!

I agree

Posted by: JOHNYORK

my sholder went into spasm once on first date atmovies while arm was around girl i had the bitch in a fukin headlock

Posted by: Seanp156

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Originally Posted by MyK

fuck that, be yourself and dont give a fuck what she thinks! she should be the one trying to impress you!

and what the hell are you doing buying a girl dinner who your not already fucking??????

Posted by: kicka19

fuck bitches, long as u dont try to get em you can get em, soon as you try they go away, i choose to lift and eat and if a bitch falls face first onto my dick than so be it.

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