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Posted by: adrien_j9

I need some clever, (immature) ways of sabotaging my neighbor at work. She's a (see title.) As I'm lacking in whit, give me some ideas. And remember, I'm immature so there's no point in reminding me!!!

Posted by: Vieope

Have you ever saw the movie seven?

Posted by: MyK

Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything.

Posted by: MyK

nice sig vieope!

Posted by: adrien_j9

Excellent idea, keep 'em coming!!!

Posted by: MyK

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

Excellent idea, keep 'em cuming!!!

oh, I do!

Posted by: MyK

Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses.

Posted by: MyK

Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!

Posted by: MyK

Go into their e-mail and change their defaults to autmatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Heads will roll!

Posted by: MyK

Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion.

Posted by: MyK

Advertise a colleague’s job and leave their number with extension for contact. Make sure it is well paying and with low qualifications.

Posted by: Vieope

Send a letter of resignation in her name.

Posted by: MyK

Take some vaseline, cut habanera pepper, grease, or any other interesting substance and rub it on the drawer handles of your co-worker’s desk. Observe the different results from the different substances.

Posted by: MyK

Wear gloves and rub a broken/cut hot pepper (habanera is especially good) on your co-worker’s keyboard and mouse. This will liven-up their typing and surfing.

Posted by: MyK

Change the Windows mouse sensitivity all the way down. It will take about 100 years to navigate around to get it fixed.

Posted by: MyK

Surf on the net from home and submit the prankee's work email to as many gay porn/beastiality sites as you can.

Posted by: MyK

If you have access to their computer, change it to Chinese, Japanese or something where you HAVE to know where everything is in order to change it back, not something where you can just guess.

Posted by: MyK

Get a 20 minute long wav file and make it their shutdown sound, or their new e-mail sound.

and also

Make a startup wav file, absolute silence for about 5 minutes, then a series of sirens or something, then silence again, then gunshots or something.

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by MyK

Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!

If it's XP hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete select processes, highlight Explorer.exe and click End Process.

Posted by: MyK

Originally Posted by maniclion

If it's XP hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete select processes, highlight Explorer.exe and click End Process.

obviously!

Posted by: adrien_j9

I can not WAIT to do some of these things!! You are a demon MyK and I have SOO much respect for you!

Moment of honesty: I would never have thought to try Maniclion's stunt, so thank you also!!

Posted by: MyK

Originally Posted by adrien_j9

I can not WAIT to do some of these things!! You are a demon MyK and I have SOO much respect for you!

Moment of honesty: I would never have thought to try Maniclion's stunt, so thank you also!!

Im sorry but Im kinda seeing someone right now, but Im very flattered!

Posted by: BigDyl

Myk's a hax0r. These were all his original ideas.

Posted by: gococksDJS

Get yourself 4 big bags of ammonium nitrate and add a little potassium chloride, and stand back...
NH4NO3+KCl= a big fuckin explosion.

Posted by: boilermaker

Note to self: never hire anyone from windsor.

Posted by: boilermaker

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Get yourself 4 big bags of ammonium nitrate and add a little potassium chloride, and stand back...
NH4NO3+KCl= a big fuckin explosion.

Gococks, just let your boss pet your dog while it's eating!

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by boilermaker

Gococks, just let your boss pet your dog while it's eating!

An ignorant ass with free speech is much more dangerous than my dog.

Posted by: MyK

Originally Posted by boilermaker

Note to self: never hire anyone from windsor.

your not in the pharmacy industry are you?

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