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Jesus..What kind of a job do you have?

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Posted by: Tough Old Man

I can't believe how many of you have jobs working for others and are able to post from work. How much you guys and gals making an hour...$1.98?

I'm going to get a hold of everyone of your bosses and inform them of what your doing and by ends day you'll be looking for a new job. Take that to the bank......

Would a Mod please move this to open chat. my error

Tough old Man

Posted by: Pedigree

I'm a Quality Technician at a Johnson & Johnson company called DePuy Orthopaedics. I program automated inspection machines, so my job requires me to be on the computer anyway.

Posted by: Pirate!

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

Posted by: Pedigree

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

Posted by: mustangdan

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

that is very true. i owrk at southern california edison (mogs) i am material management. (shipping/receiving/warehouse)

Posted by: cappo5150

I work in IT, so I can be on the net "researching" all day.

Posted by: Doublebase

I build cool electronic stuff. 27.5$ an hour.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Work is for the poor.

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

...

I'm a real estate tycoon...

Posted by: icanrace

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

amen, brutha

Posted by: NeilPearson

Consultant Computer Programmer (C++/C#) $48/hr

Posted by: Ghost_Dog

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

Consultant Computer Programmer (C++/C#) $48/hr

Jesus you make that for knowing 1 and a half languages????

Posted by: mustangdan

sorry were are to put what we make? $22.55

Posted by: Nick+

Here when you work, you are poor.

Posted by: DirtyWhiteBoy

You can call my boss at work and complain, but he is probably too occupied with internet porn to respond to your grievance.

Posted by: NeilPearson

Originally Posted by Ghost_Dog

Jesus you make that for knowing 1 and a half languages????

I negotiated this contract in 1999 when there was still a huge demand for programmers... and have been hanging on ever since

Posted by: Ghost_Dog

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

I negotiated this contract in 1999 when there was still a huge demand for programmers... and have been hanging on ever since

FIRED!!

Posted by: Prince

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

I never understood this, why would the "son of god" have a blue collar job, in fact why would he have to work at all?

I thought he went around performing miracles?

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Originally Posted by Robert DiMaggio

I never understood this, why would the "son of god" have a blue collar job, in fact why would he have to work at all?

I thought he went around performing miracles?

That's David Blaine.

Posted by: dougnukem

Your taxdollars pay me to type on here.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Jesus was a carpenter, and I don't think he posts on IM, so don't expect him to respond here.

Mick Dundee said Jesus was a fisherman -

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

I can't believe how many of you have jobs working for others and are able to post from work. How much you guys and gals making an hour...$1.98?

I'm not rich... But, thats a joke!

And I admin my own network here, so bring on the titties -

(In the appropriate NWS marked threads of course)

Posted by: nikegurl

actually - i think you have it backwards. people making minimum wage would be far less able to post all day long. its the better paying jobs that let you goof off the most.

Posted by: gococksDJS

I am Jesus...

Posted by: kicka19

i sell women for profit

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by kicka19

i sell women for profit

Sure you do. Your last date came from a family re-union...

Posted by: Ghost_Dog

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Sure you do. Your last date came from a family re-union...

Posted by: Shae

I work at a pizza parlor tossing pizzas. I know its not much money in terms of pay but the employees are fun to talk to.

And I am awaiting word on weather or not I have a job as an aide for a local elementry school.

That way, I have enough money to move out of my parents' house.

Posted by: Burner02

Originally Posted by cappo5150

I work in IT, so I can be on the net "researching" all day.

same here...

Posted by: Ghost_Dog

Originally Posted by Burner02

same here...

ditto.

Posted by: dougnukem

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Mick Dundee said Jesus was a fisherman -

He was. A fisher of men is how that goes.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by Shae

I work at a pizza parlor tossing pizzas.

Post a video of you throwing around a pizza

Posted by: Bazooka Tooth

Jesus answers your prayers best on your knees.....so maybe he has a blow job?

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Ok lady's and gentleman i warned you this morning and some of you refused to stop posting on I/M while at your jobs. I'll send a pm to each and everyone one of you that can sleep in tomorrow. I was only able to obtain 84% of your employers and it's you 84% that can sleep in tomorrow morning.

Posted by: cappo5150

i'll be sleeping in tomorrow. Its SATURDAY.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Ok lady's and gentleman i warned you this morning and some of you refused to stop posting on I/M while at your jobs. I'll send a pm to each and everyone one of you that can sleep in tomorrow. I was only able to obtain 84% of your employers and it's you 84% that can sleep in tomorrow morning.

Go lay down Tough!

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Hey Monkey your not fired. You run your internet site from a tree and are they only one that I know of that excepts banana peels for payment.

tough

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Hey Monkey your not fired. You run your internet site from a tree and are they only one that I know of that excepts banana peels for payment.

tough

... K

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

... K

Say uncle and I won't chop down your tree

Posted by: punch

I fight for democracy and defend our freedom for a mere pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by punch

I fight for democracy and defend our freedom for a mere pennies on the dollar.

Better you than me.......thanks

Posted by: Lomac

Your taxdollars pay me to type on here.

you sonofabitch I want my money back!!!

Oh...wait I never filed....nevermind

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

I can't believe how many of you have jobs working for others and are able to post from work.

Oh, I don't really work.

Haven't had a "real" job in May 1, 2000.....

Kind of nice actually.....

Posted by: Lee Delroy

I' am paid whatever I can steal. So, that makes me a Full time Black man!

Posted by: ST240

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

I' am paid whatever I can steal. So, that makes me a Full time Black man!

Gaw haw haw. What an intellectual post...

Wow you make KEFE look like the modern day (RIDIOT) genius. Good show.

Posted by: joesmooth20

I'm a Search and Rescue Controller for the US Coast Guard. If i break it down, I make 37/hr for how much i actually work.

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Originally Posted by Lomac

you sonofabitch I want my money back!!!

Oh...wait I never filed....nevermind

Ha-ha.

I file but I have claimed to earn $0 dollars for about 5 years.

And PUNCH, if you're fighting for democracy can you tell me you you are employed by and where you are working?

I'm starting to laugh.....

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

They'll be no laughing on this site. It is strickly for the serioous only

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Ok,

Posted by: Ghost_Dog

Originally Posted by Mr_Snafu

Ok,

Send me some money richy rich...

Posted by: brogers

In college, but over the summer I framed for $9.00/hr and built swimming pools/spas for $9.00/hr. Not that much money, but good experience, and GREAT motivation to stay in school so I don't have to do that for 40 years.

Posted by: Lee Delroy

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

I' am paid whatever I can steal. So, that makes me a Full time Black man!

Just Kidding!

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

Just Kidding!

Sounds like somebody got locked up. Did your lawyer tell you it was in your best interest to retract that other post?

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Well several of you today will have a lot of time to post after you get back from the un-employment office. you guys have a great day.

Note: I told you I would have you fired if you continued to post from work. You didn't think old Toughyt had the pull and now look at you whining babies

Toughy

Posted by: Big Smoothy

Originally Posted by Ghost_Dog

Send me some money richy rich...

I don't have any money to send, mate.

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