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Crash's dating tip #3: Getting rid of her annoying girlfriend


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Posted by: CRASHMAN

We ALL know that girl or we've at least heard about someone who has. You know the girl. She's always getting involved in your business, getting your girl to go out to clubs, or cause'n shit between you and your girl because she's stupid and/or fat and can't get a man of her own (listen bitch Darwin’s theory wants you to die! that is why you don’t have anyone because your type has got to go!) so she is always in your shit. There are two things you can do plan (A.)For the "badass": Slap the bitch. Yes, I said slap the bitch but that always ends in a lawsuit or an end or your relationship because well you know why.
But if you want your relationship, plan (B.) is for you.
You say to your girlfriend,

You: "Gee golly, you know who really cute?"
GF: "Who baby?"
You: "Your friend <insert annoying bitches name>."
GF: "oh,...k..."

See, what you do is plant this seed and you always start asking about her friend like,
"Baby where is <insert annoying bitch's name> tonight?"
"You should invite <insert annoying bitch's name">"
"I wonder what<insert annoying bitch's name> is doing"
"Baby, why didn't you invite me to hang out with you and <insert annoying bitch's name"

Ok, by this time, do you know how insecure your GF is going to feel about that girl even coming near you EVER again? It's just not going to happen. And the Cu Dah Gra is you will cause so much resentment between her friend and her that they are never going to hang out ever again and if they do you know what to do.


Posted by: kicka19

it really is a good theory, i just wouldnt want the hoe to reverse it and do it back tho


Posted by: KentDog

That's a good tip Crash.


Posted by: TJ Cline

I like it, if I ever date again I might use it


Posted by: gococksDJS

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I like it, if I ever date again I might use it
Don't worry Foreman, lots of people date in prison. Despite the fact that they don't want to.


Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by gococksDJS
Don't worry Foreman, lots of people date in prison. Despite the fact that they don't want to.
How did you know about that



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