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Posted by: TJ Cline

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

Posted by: Du

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I remember telling a woman I was 29 when I was 23, just to get laid...she was 35, now that I'm getting older I'm thinking about cutting 4-5 years off my age when people ask..Also when I hit 60 I will tell everyone I'm 70 so they think I'm in amazing shape for my age.....Is this wrong???

When it comes to getting laid, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Posted by: Lurker

HELL NO! Ageing like fine wine.

I am 33 years old and went to pick up hubbys smokes this morning and got carded. Whatever.

Posted by: Shae

I don't lie about my age. But back in senior year of highschool, other students mistake me for a teacher because I looked so mature for my age.

And recently at work, I got 5 people saying that I look younger than 21.

Guess it's the yoga.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by Shae

I don't lie about my age. But back in senior year of highschool, other students mistake me for a teacher because I looked so mature for my age.

And recently at work, I got 5 people saying that I look younger than 21.

Guess it's the yoga.

Are your D cups that firm.......????
Impressive

Posted by: wetnwild

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Please, like she really cared about your age.

So how old are you really?? Are you sure you look as young as you think
you do?

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by wetnwild

Please, like she really cared about your age.

So how old are you really?? Are you sure you look as young as you think
you do?

She was older and used trickonology to confuse my young mind....Thus rapeing my young firm body and hard cock.

true story

Posted by: Shae

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Are your D cups that firm.......????
Impressive

Thanks. But to get rid of the fuckin stretch marks!

I'm having pounds slowly melting away and the stretch marks look nasty.

Hey, we all get em'.

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I remember telling this 29 year old kid that I was actually a woman and was disease free just to get laid. Now that it has progressed into full blown AIDS, I'm thinking about telling him, but then I laugh and decide not to. Is this wrong?

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by Shae

Thanks. But to get rid of the fuckin stretch marks!

I'm having pounds slowly melting away and the stretch marks look nasty.

Hey, we all get em'.

My saliva fades stretch marks

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Posted by: Shae

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

My saliva fades stretch marks

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Posted by: The Monkey Man

I have lied to get an older woman, a younger woman, into bars, to be sold alcohol, to get into R-rated movies, and on a job application...

Posted by: KentDog

I have been using a fake ID since my junior year in high school to score booze or to get into bars (I'm on fake#3). I have also lied a couple years to try to get on older women as well.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

All the time. last Friday night while out witha buddy, I told everyone I came in contact with that it was my birthday. Perfect as I was bought drinks three times that night. Works for me

Posted by: gococksDJS

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

And your saying that was the behavior of an immature person!? -

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

And your saying that was the behavior of an immature person!? -

I don't know. Ask your mother if she thinks i'm immature.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I don't know. Ask your mother if she thinks i'm immature.

She said "yes"

Wow, harsh... I was willing to at least give you a chance -

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

I have told girls that I had feelings for them, but was afraid of getting hurt just so I could have some sex.

classic

Posted by: Steele20

talking about getting laid, got a chick naked on my bed last night, after 4 hours of work. And no condoms. I'm depressed.

Posted by: gococksDJS

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

She said "yes"

Wow, harsh... I was willing to at least give you a chance -

Defend myself against what? A comment made by someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about?

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Defend myself against what? A comment made by someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about?

Like pops told you, don't take shit from no one. So you tell um

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

Defend myself against what?

taking it up the ass.

Posted by: Mudge

I'm fortunate enough that most people think I'm 3-4 years younger than I really am.

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