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Describe a violent scene with an IM member

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Posted by: Vieope

Invent and describe a violent scene where an IM member gets really hurt.



Posted by: Triple Threat

I was driving down the road when a blue bunny ran in front of me. I could tell from the "thud" that I had made contact. By the time I could stop, turn around and return to where the accident had occurred, a group of vultures had already descended and were picking at the remains. Within minutes, only a few bone fragments and a pool of blood remained on the road.



Posted by: BulkMeUp





Posted by: Flex

Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
Invent and describe a violent scene where an IM member gets really hurt.

Give me $50 and i'll make it a reality.



Posted by: shiznit2169

i was driving as usual and a blue bunny comes out of nowhere and it was too late as i ran over it.

That my friends, is called roadkill.



Posted by: Dale Mabry

One day I saw a Blue Bunny so I smashed it in the head with a mallet and ate it's brains. I then waited 3 hours, shit the brains back into it's skull and sent it on it's merry way. When it got 4 feet away I shot it, in the face, Dick Cheney style.



Posted by: Witmaster

Damn V.... Must feel good to be back, eh?



Posted by: The Monkey Man

I pick an IM member who thinks themselves to be
the most beautiful, handsome, special, intelligent
gift to humanity...

And in a dark alley (a place where they have no control)
I wait... I beat them within an inch of their life, up close
and personal...
And permanently disfigure them...





Posted by: Vieope

Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster
Damn V.... Must feel good to be back, eh?




Posted by: LexusGS

Quote Originally Posted by Vieope
Vieope Welcome to IM!



Posted by: Dale Mabry

Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
I pick an IM member who thinks themselves to be
the most beautiful, handsome, special, intelligent
gift to humanity...

And in a dark alley (a place where they have no control)
I wait... I beat them within an inch of their life, up close
and personal...
And permanently disfigure them...








Posted by: Vieope

Quote Originally Posted by LexusGS
Vieope Welcome to IM!
Then Lexus is going down the street in his favorite car. Snow does frighten him, he loves snow, he keeps his car fast, fast as the wind. But the wind sometimes becomes tornadoes and now he doesnt remember when the car started to spin. This is the future, now most goods are transportted by pressurized tunnels under the streets, luckily under this street it is nothing inflammable, it is nothing hazardous, so when a crack appeared in the street before the spinning car, Lexus could barely see it but he found the flow of pressurized peanuts coming out as a geyser was quite amusing. Overhead a plane carrying elephants just opened its door by accident. Lexus doesnt like gray snow.



Posted by: BigDyl

Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
I pick an IM member who thinks themselves to be
the most beautiful, handsome, special, intelligent
gift to humanity...

And in a dark alley (a place where they have no control)
I wait... I beat them within an inch of their life, up close
and personal...
And permanently disfigure them...


Too bad monkey is a pathetic weakling that would get beat down by an 80 year old hobo.



Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
Too bad monkey is a pathetic weakling that would get beat down by an 80 year old hobo.
Lets not confuse your feelings of violence with your attraction to me



Posted by: BigDyl

Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Lets not confuse your feelings of violence with your attraction to me





Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
Too bad monkey is a pathetic weakling that would get beat down by an 80 year old hobo.
And why pick on T.O.M. anyway? -



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