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Posted by: rmcfar

Probably a bad idea for my first thread but here goes nothin

I did a search for "farts" and nothing came up so i have to ask. Does anyone here get some serious farts from all this protein intake? And i know its funny and a ridiculous thread but i mean seriously, its pretty bad. Once i did some reading on these forums and started a decent diet the gas levels became astronomical. I thought maybe it was only me but my friend thats following a similar diet has the same problem. Is it because of something im eating? Is there a way to prevent it? Am i going to be outlawed now because ive told you all about my problem? Please try and reply seriously


Posted by: kicka19

ya, protien based diets make you fart like crazy, and its not just a regular fart, they stink real bad


Posted by: Myztek

It's happened to me too. It's pretty bad (the smell). Silent, but very deadly.


Posted by: whisp

Quote:
Originally Posted by rmcfar
Probably a bad idea for my first thread but here goes nothin

I did a search for "farts" and nothing came up so i have to ask. Does anyone here get some serious farts from all this protein intake? And i know its funny and a ridiculous thread but i mean seriously, its pretty bad. Once i did some reading on these forums and started a decent diet the gas levels became astronomical. I thought maybe it was only me but my friend thats following a similar diet has the same problem. Is it because of something im eating? Is there a way to prevent it? Am i going to be outlawed now because ive told you all about my problem? Please try and reply seriously
All the supps and protein ............... there are no words to describe the smell...... I'm glad you started the thread because I thought I was the only one's who had a broken ass in the bunch....................


Posted by: Little Wing

would beano work for that? anyone tried it? think i'll not bother trying the protein powders.


Posted by: rmcfar

yah i dont know about the beano idea. cant say ive ever tried it because it makes me wonder what the hell it is doing with all that gas thats supposed to leave.
frightening


Posted by: Jodi

Some natural things to try would be ginger capsule and charcoal capsules. Careful with the charcoal and don't take any other pill supplements or medications within 30 mins before and after the charcoal. Something else that give me stomach comfort is papaya tablets.

If none of that work for you then you can help relieve gas with simethicone. It is a defoaming agent and I believe it's found in Gasx and phasyme but I just buy the generic because it's the same medication with the same ingrendiets but half the price. It reduces the tension of gas bubbles embedded in the GI tract. The gas bubbles are broken so that the gas can be eliminated more easily by the body (belching or farting).


Posted by: cpush

Jodi- it's alright to take these meds regularly? (ginger caps and/or simethicone)?

I know what you guys mean.. I almost made my buddy crash his car the other day, it was awful But it is either that or the uncomfortable bloated feeling, I had to relieve myself heh.


Posted by: Jodi

Charcoal and ginger yeah, but the simethicone should only be when needed.


Posted by: Dale Mabry

Just let 'em fly, you only live once. Farts are just god's way of saying your full of shit, holding them is only going to make you more full of shit.


Posted by: whisp

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry
Just let 'em fly, you only live once. Farts are just god's way of saying your full of shit, holding them is only going to make you more full of shit.
All my buddies knew I was full of shit...now I've gone and confirmed it for them... ...as far as the BEANO, tried it but it gave me minimal relief. Next cycle I'll add Gasx for those oh so unpleasant times.


Posted by: rmcfar

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jodi
Some natural things to try would be ginger capsule and charcoal capsules. Careful with the charcoal and don't take any other pill supplements or medications within 30 mins before and after the charcoal. Something else that give me stomach comfort is papaya tablets.

If none of that work for you then you can help relieve gas with simethicone. It is a defoaming agent and I believe it's found in Gasx and phasyme but I just buy the generic because it's the same medication with the same ingrendiets but half the price. It reduces the tension of gas bubbles embedded in the GI tract. The gas bubbles are broken so that the gas can be eliminated more easily by the body (belching or farting).

So you are saying these things actually make you fart/burp more?

and i dont think the problem is frequency for most ppl its the smell.


Posted by: fufu

Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Wing
would beano work for that? anyone tried it? think i'll not bother trying the protein powders.
it doesn't matter for you. everyone knows girls don't fart!


Posted by: whisp

Quote:
Originally Posted by rmcfar
So you are saying these things actually make you fart/burp more?

and i dont think the problem is frequency for most ppl its the smell.
Yes, I personally think its the OMega. Protein never made me...well, stink.lol


Posted by: NEW_IN_THE_GAME

ywah i get wicked gas, painful t times, but fuck it suck it up, and gross out your friends haha


Posted by: dontsurfonmytur

yeah my farts smell liek straight up butt sometimes, and when it does i dont care, i just let it out whenever wherever. If i fart in class i blame it on the dude next to me. and at the gym, man i have some fun with it.


Posted by: soxmuscle

who cares? i love letting them go with some buddies in the car, although I really hate having to hold them when chicks are around.


Posted by: whisp

Quote:
Originally Posted by soxmuscle
who cares? i love letting them go with some buddies in the car, although I really hate having to hold them when chicks are around.
Try being in a professional atmosphere or in my office where the ventilation sux. even when there is no one around it just hangs and hangs and hangs and hangs.......................


Posted by: budhicks1

It's also from fibrious foods like broccoli, oatmeal.


Posted by: rmcfar

yah its good times droppin bombs near your friends and then running away. or locking them in a vehicle and lettin loose.

the biggest downside is when you are with women forsure though. nothing worse then walking with your cheeks clinched


Posted by: JOHNYORK

whenever i fart in public i jsut try n sniff up all the smell myself so no one else has chANce to smell it


Posted by: rmcfar

thats a) impossible b) fuckin disgusting you'd even think of that

and if you really like it that much ill bag a few of mine and mail them to you for a small fee


Posted by: JOHNYORK

i only like my own farts ty tho for the consideration


Posted by: Martinogdenbsx

Apparenlty Meta Mucil is supposed to be good,don't know much about it though

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Metamucil-Caps...QQcmdZViewItem


Posted by: Jodi

Metamucil could actually cause more gas. It's a fiber laxative.


Posted by: lil2fiddyguy

What causes smell in anything? Is it tiny particles of that thing floating in the air that causes you to smell it? If so it would be cool to have a scientist dude measure how much turd is in the average fart. lol


Posted by: Martinogdenbsx

ah thanks Jodi,you learn something new every day



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