Female Poem:

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I want him to be gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

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(ps why dont the fucking smilies work no more?)

Her Side of the Story:
My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night.
We planned to meet at a café for a drink.
I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls,
and I thought it might have been my fault because
I was a bit later than I promised,
but he didn't say anything much about it.

I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell
there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going
so I thought we should go off to some place intimate, so we could
talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant, and he was STILL acting a bit funny.
I was getting really worried...
What did I do?... What was bothering him?...
Was he mad at me???

I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him.
Was it me or something else?.. I asked him if he was upset with me,
he said no.. But I wasn't really sure...
So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him
deeply and he just put his arm around me!?!

I didn't know what the heck that meant because, you know,
he didn't say he loved me back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!

So I tried to get him to talk but, he just switched on the TV.
Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him, but I didn't.
So I just cried myself to sleep...

I just don't know what to do anymore... I mean, I really think he's fallen
out of love with me and is seeing someone else.




















His Side of the Story:
Colts lost...
Bummer!...

Got laid though.