"No Daddy.
&n! bsp;&nbs p;
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says, &n! bsp;&nbs p;
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
&nb! sp; ;
"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."
Brief Pause. ! &n bsp;
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone &n! bsp;&nbs p;
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car ! ; & nbsp;
just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."
!
&nbs p;A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" &n! bsp;&nbs p;
he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on &n! bsp;&nbs p;
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
&n! bsp;&nbs p;
"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed &n! bsp;&nbs p;
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know ! ; & nbsp;
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."
&! nbsp;&nb sp;
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause*** &nb! sp; ;
***Even Longer Pause***
&nbs! p;
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? SWIMMING POOL? . . ..
&nbs! p;
"Uh, little girl, is this phone number 456-7891?"
Posted by: fletcher6490
Hahahahahahaha. That is hillarious.
Posted by: myCATpowerlifts
Originally Posted by fletcher6490
Hahahahahahaha. That is hillarious.
Except for all of the broken html :P
Posted by: fletcher6490
Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts
Except for all of the broken html :P
I was wondering what that was...I thought it was an attempt to show swearing.
Originally Posted by fletcher6490
