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Posted by: min0 lee

Tired of going to the theaters and watching couples enjoy themselves while you just sit there all alone?
Well now you can have the fun without having to pay for a date. Below is a step by step instuction on how to enjoy yourself.


Posted by: min0 lee




To make this movie "friend", you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.


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First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection.
For those with disfigured penises your on your own ( Yes Johnnny,you. )


Posted by: min0 lee



Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.
For those lucky enough to be blessed like John H. you may need to super size the bucket.


Posted by: min0 lee



Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.
This is so much fun, I just love hobbies.


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Posted by: min0 lee



Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.

Umm...if your cutting the hole try cutting it through the happy face unless your into S&M then it's all good.


Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Hush! Do not interrupt me while I give class.

I know your overjoyed but please remain in your seat.


Posted by: min0 lee



Using your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.


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Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.


Posted by: min0 lee



Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket "friend". Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!
Heck! You'll enjoy BradPitt movies in ways you never have before!





Posted by: min0 lee

That concludes todays lesson. Questions?


Posted by: Crono1000

See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down


Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down
Very good. Now remember folks this also can be enjoyed by your friends.


Posted by: fufu

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crono1000
See this is useful because the bottom of the bucket usually doesn't get any butter. This way you can apply your own self made butter from the middle down
ahahhahaha, wait a minute...


Posted by: MACCA

What happens if your mum comes home and trys to grab a handful of popcorn fuck thats some lucky dip.....ouch......


Posted by: min0 lee

Quote:
Originally Posted by MACCA
What happens if your mum comes home and trys to grab a handful of popcorn fuck thats some lucky dip.....ouch......
Just tell mom that daddy taught you that. Works all the time.


Posted by: MACCA

To be honest i never liked the salty popcorn.........


Posted by: Goodfella9783

Pee-Wee Herman would have benefited from this invention.


Posted by: min0 lee

http://www.humoronline.com/videos/pe...he-popcorn.wmv


They have a video with the results.


Posted by: fufu

bumpworthy thread


Posted by: kidbodybilder

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Originally Posted by fufu View Post
bumpworthy thread
i think so to


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