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I guess if your journal is short of workouts it's because your putting the finishing touches on you DVD?
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so gaz, do u use a stool when u r having fun with the donkey, or is it a miniature donkey?
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by the way that workout looks like a bitch, better u than me!!!!!!!
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You've got it all wrong. Gaz bends over for the donkey. He's a modern man.
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Ey Gaz, what do you think of Devildriver? Cry for me Sky is one of the coolest heavy metal songs I've ever heard.
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Yeah, theyre pretty good. I prefer "I Dreamed I Died" off that album, that one is groovy.
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Also, ive come to realise that bulking up is probably not a feasible option in university. I now weigh 168lbs. 190-168 in a few short months. Took me nigh on two years to do it the other way around.
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No, it's not condusive for this sort of lifestyle.
It's a shame, you'll just have to consign yourself to 4 years of hard drinking, gratuitous bed hopping, mind altering drugs and rock and roll. Yeah, damn shame. I feel for you. |
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Thing is, the human body is too damn well suited for survival. We're trying to fuck with the system, but the system's too good.
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No, it's not condusive for this sort of lifestyle.
It's a shame, you'll just have to consign yourself to 4 years of hard drinking, gratuitous bed hopping, mind altering drugs and rock and roll. Yeah, damn shame. I feel for you. |
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Yeah. What if I'm going to college part time. Do I get any of these benefits!?
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Since youre only part time you get a few beers, a handjob, the odd spliff, and light pop music.
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I'll take it, but we're going to have to do something about the pop music.
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You can also exchange for country, or heavy metal for half the duration.
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Since youre only part time you get a few beers, a handjob, the odd spliff, and light pop music.
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Originally Posted by Gaz
I leave for 5 minutes and suddenely im getting it up the ass from a donkey!!!
What is this? Goob's journal? ![]() |
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lol. I actually knew I spelled that wrong, but I was on my way out of the door so I said screw it.
It felt really good to get back in the gym today. Know if I could only get laid. |
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Mate, id say make sure your back is fully recovered before making yourself ill. You're young and healthy. Give your body a chance to heal fully before starting up again.
I know it's tough, and i know it's easy advice to give out while im sitting here without a back injury, but it's just not worth taking the chance over. I don't know what else to say. You're a clever guy and you could train light and see how you go, but as you say, it's not what you're used to and the likelihood you might inadvertently overdo it will always be there. Anything else the docs can do? Have you thought of acupuncture? I wish there was a magic lotion Gaz, that would make it all go away. ![]() |

lol. I cant beat myself, apparently im too resourceful
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I mean, its not even training light thats the problem, because right now im using 12rms which is pretty light, but somehow i found a way to make light weights just as hard lol. I cant beat myself, apparently im too resourceful . |
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I wish fight club was real, i could really go for some of that the mood im in at the moment.
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You just can't win - i sympathise with you over the loss of your hard earned muscle. You must be gutted, and at 168lb, your only 10lb heavier than me
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You know, you may like it, but when you sit at the end of the bed and cry, it bothers me.
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There are real fight clubs. At least in the US. But I wouldn't be surprised if they're in the UK, too.
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You could just take a month or more off and practice stretching. When you come back, I'm sure you'll be hitting PRs in a week.
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does your back hurt even on high reps (12+) with legs? and does your back hurt when you do upper strength movements? just a thought, but what if you were to try something like in Dale's journal and in one routine, you train half strength, upper body, and the other half higher reps for lower body? unless you get pain in your back no matter what
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sorry to hear all this Gaz, I've been there not being able to get to the gym when I really wanted to go. don't beat yourself up over it, and hopefully it's not distracting you from your school.
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Gah, im really pissed off.
I wanna go to the gym today but i really havent got a clue what to do. I love this EDT training, but its flaring my back up like mad. I havent training legs for about two weeks because after the last time i just couldnt sit down for more than 5 minutes without my lower back subjecting me to fire and brimstone raargh etc. Total frickin' loss as to what the hell im supposed to be doing right now. This stupid back injury is really getting into my head now. Ive managed to put up with it for a few months now, but its starting to get to me. I just want to train without problems! Thing is i LIKE training legs, its awesome, but if i train them and it hurts like fuck afterwards (in the bad way, not the fun DOMS-makes-me-cry way) then i dunno...i dont wanna JUST train upper body because thats obviously not the way to go about things. Do you think i tried to do too much too fast guys? I probably did, but fuck...im pissed off with losing this much mass and strength so fast...the only way to get it is to train hard. Thats the only way i know HOW to train, yknow? I dont do things half-assed in the gym. I wish fight club was real, i could really go for some of that the mood im in at the moment. No ideas where to go with my training right now dudes n' gals, ideas, advice, and pictures of nude ladies (as always) are welcome and very much encouraged at this stage before i go rather mental. |
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Ive been seeing an Osteopath for the last 3 months, have seen him on about 5 different occaisions. Its helping a lot, its definintely not hurting as much as before. Its just not RIGHT, yknow?
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Its an option i guess...i just dont think i could handle any more time off, im on the limit as it is. 190 - 168lbs bodyweight is just a terrifying decrease...
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Sorry Gaz.. losing mass can really fuck up your brain and mental attitude! But, lesson learned on idiot training? It'll come back, probably sooner than you think.
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I know what you mean. Just taking last week off I was about to go crazy. I'd definitely cut down on the volume and see how that goes but that's just me. You don't want to be in pain all the time. It's better to lose some mass.
Before you know it you'll be doing balls out workouts (in your balls out jeans).
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I did a search on Google for "london fight club" and do you know what I got? I got the "London Pillow Fight Club"! I really, really hope that it involves hot chicks in pajamas.
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I know this must sound trite, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do to stay healthy.
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You gave most of the answers yourself: stop doing anything that hurts, even if it involves skipping on most of your leg work-outs.
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Yes, there is a cut-off version and a overalls version just for sheep fuckers.
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You could train upper body only for a while. Your legs will grow or at least stay the same size too (body's homeostasis finally working to your advantage eh?). The only dangerous zone is your core. Don't make your hip flexors or your rectus abdominis too powerful. Do as much leg training as possible without agonizing yourself and focus on your lower body and your core when you're fully healed again.
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lol. A free pair with the first 100 DVD's sold. Act now and get a free bucket to stand on.
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lol. A free pair with the first 100 DVD's sold. Act now and get a free bucket to stand on.
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so what are the chances that this is how you hurt your back to begin with
sorry to hear about the pain. but you are young and if you fuck your back up for good, thats going to make for a long and painful life. definitely get a pair of those pants and go to the fight club, no one will want to fight you then. |
its a possibility. Our wooly friends sometimes need pinning down.
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things are always good in my life,(got katt to thank for that) hunting alot now, not as much gym time, but will start hitting it hard in december
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Hey Gaz, I know it must grate have gone from 190 - 168, but think on the bright side, you;ll be super -ripped. The Sheep will love it.
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Wow, finally finished the whole thing. Cracking read.
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Hey Gaz, I know it must grate have gone from 190 - 168, but think on the bright side, you;ll be super -ripped. The chicks will love it.
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Well im MORE ripped than before, but i wouldnt say im super ripped, haha. This missus is loving it though, god bless her :P
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I learnt the hard way not to introduce your SO as your "current girlfriend"... for some reason they don't like it
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Going completely off topic: I grew up on British teevee. I was poor, so I couldn't afford a good teevee or cable. So I spent my time watching PBS. Which, back then, pretty much played all British shows.
I remember Danger Mouse and Doctor Who, but my favorite was:
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And yeah, DM and DW were awesome. Did you know they've revived DW and are making new episodes again? I assume it'll be syndicated in America/Canada pretty soon if indeed its not already. Now if only they'd do that to Dangermouse... although on second thoughts, could anything beat the original?
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Pretty standard three-day split affair. Honestly, i feel like a fucking newbie.
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Lol, cheers very much! Took a while i expect, i forget its 50 pages long now
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Hey, leave us alone! We're not all dumb!
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Yeah, I'm sure if you copy/pasted it all into Word it would be a book! Lol.
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Yeah I'm good man, really started watching my diet now. 6 meals a day, every day
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Nice looking workout. So I guess you'll be cutting out the high volume stuff for awhile?
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Yeah, looking real nice Gazza! Wondered how long it would be before you came up with a new program for yourself!
Oh yeah, and Dangermouse was cool, granted. But do you remember Trap Door? That was the shit! Retro or what? |
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nothing newbie about that man, and who cares? you've designed a routine that suits your needs right now, so have at it!
it looks like a good routine to me, I like the idea of the high volume low RI at the beginning, definitely get the blood flowing |

@ peckerwood.
@ peckerwood.Nicely designed workout Gaz, ticks all the boxes. I'm a little disapointed that you are not continuing that North Korean prison camp routine that you were doing, as it was way cool. But even superman could'nt keep that madness up for long.... |
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Lol, Trap Door was my favourite program as a nipper. And we're talking REALLY young, haha. That program was awesome...BURRRT!
But yarse, i cant relax unless i have a plan or schedule to work from. Everything needs to be sorted, yknow? |
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Haha, well ill let you in on a secret - that question was my first post here. No shit
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hey now, I wasn't calling you a newbie
but that peckerwood comment was pretty funny .yeah I hear what you're saying, and kudos to you man not for staying down when you're hurt. many people I know would use it as an excuse to get out of the gym for a month or 2. |
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I know! I bought the DVD a few months ago and it's totally fantastic! Doesn't lose any of its charm over the years!
I know what you mean about having a plan. I can't imagine heading to the gym and just doing whatever i feel like on the day. Or not writing things down to gauge progress. Im gonna be checking in and egging you on my dear! ![]() |
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Sounds like a blast. You sure come up with some great training ideas.
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Haha, I was wondering about it myself, but I was hoping they just even up as you carry on lifting. That's true, right? *crosses fingers*
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Good to hear uni's going well, much be a bitch with all that work though, but still - at least its something you're interested in and enjoy learning about, hey.
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I'm just waiting on a reply from unis atm, they're all being bastards and slowly torturing me as I wait for letters to drop through my door. Apart from that I've just been getting way into training and stuff, have learnt a lot in this past month. Its fascinating stuff!
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Thankyou, thankyou.
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Nope, fraid not. Not completely anyways. Youll:
a - Stop caring in light of what a petty fool youve been. b - Stop noticing in light of increased overall mass. c - Both. Look at pro bodybuilders, they have far too much mass than should be legal - and from a right side to left side perspective they arent 100% symmetrical. Nobody is. Well, i will be next year. This year its just A-Level chemistry + biology, with a load of extras thrown in, completed in half the time. Yay :P. Which have you applied to? And to do what exactly? And yarse, its awesome learning training schtuff. Let me tell you, you never stop finding new stuff out. Theres not been one point where i thought "ive seen it all, now" because it happens every time anybody here starts a new program. Theres a fooking wealth of info on this forum alone, in stickies, journals, and in the brains of all the members themselves. Hope youll be starting a journal pretty soon too, dude ![]() |
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Oh shit! I'm gonna stop lifting anything with my right arm until my left one is perfectly symetical :P Nah, I'm kidding. Tbh I'm noticing less already.
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Oh, I get it, I thought you were doing a degree already. Makes sense why there's so much work then, if you're cramming an A level into one year. I crammed an A level into 6 months earlier this year, but that was English Language, which basically requires minimal actaul learning. I cant imagine how much work you must be doing with Biol & Chem. It'll probably turn out that next year you'll actually be doing LESS work, lol.
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I've applied to read English Lit at Warwick, Bristol, Oxford, Nottingham and York. Wish they would let me know whether I have a goddamn interview or not - the Oxford ones are on the 5th of Dec, and I want to know if I have to start reading the books I said I read on my personal statement!
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And yeah, I should really start a journal - but I know that all you pro lift-heads would prolly rip on me for doing it all wrong or not lifting like a maniac, lol. Its too daunting!
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And yeah, I should really start a journal - but I know that all you pro lift-heads would prolly rip on me for doing it all wrong or not lifting like a maniac, lol. Its too daunting! |
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The journal forums here at IM might just be the most supportive environment I have seen in my entire life. You will get tons of advice and friendly constructive criticism. I rarely ever see anyone nag another member for not training a certain way.
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, people love the variety that goes on here, and are open for discussion.
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The journal forums here at IM might just be the most supportive environment I have seen in my entire life. You will get tons of advice and friendly constructive criticism. I rarely ever see anyone nag another member for not training a certain way.
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The journal forums here at IM might just be the most supportive environment I have seen in my entire life. You will get tons of advice and friendly constructive criticism. I rarely ever see anyone nag another member for not training a certain way.
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Yes, and some journals are much like magnets for deviants and perverts, albiet highly entertertaining.....eh....Gaz.
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I've only seen two: M.J.H. (because he would start a new journal every Monday) and Kenwood (because he would ask for the same advice time and again, and he ignored the answer every time, and then do a shitty workout).
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Isn't Pan's Labyrinth fantastic?!
I watched it with my flatmate having never seen a trailer for it, and i thought it was absolutely brilliant. When that thing with the eyes in its hands was chasing the little girl i almost shit myself with terror! 'Run ya bastard, run . . . ' Anyway, im grand Gaz, glad to hear things are swell with you too. All is well with the world on days like this huh? ![]() |
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I really enjoyed it actually, not my favourite, but still a really compelling watch! It looked great aswell, the actual direction and production was flawless.
That girl was an idiot! They were just grapes!!! Why the hell would you eat them!? Id wanna get as far away from that thing as possible as quick as possible but NO she wants to stick around and EAT. :P |
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Had a great day yesterday. Practicals for Biology are over so i had the day off Uni, did some work, went into town for a meal with my girlfriend and then on to the cinema to see Stardust again, then on the way home we found a missing cat and re-united it with its owner, watched Pan's Labyrinth and went to bed.
Awesome. Hows everybody else doing? |
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Thanks, i thought it was time for a change. The other one WAS a bit silly after all.
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Stardust is good, not usually my cup of tea cos it was quite fairytaleish, but was actually a great film.
Pan's Labyrinth is more my usual style - dark and confusing, so that was cool. I think you need a bit of both every now and again. Something happy so you dont shoot yourself, and something that you actually have to think about so you dont turn into a moron. |
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Had a great day yesterday. Practicals for Biology are over so i had the day off Uni, did some work, went into town for a meal with my girlfriend and then on to the cinema to see Stardust again, then on the way home we found a missing cat and re-united it with its owner, watched Pan's Labyrinth and went to bed.
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Lol, surely not? You seem eloquent enough
.Got a few more films in a pile i need to watch actually. "36" is a police action thriller thingy, "Casshern" is some sort of Sci-Fi thing, and "El Topo" is the one i wanna watch first cos its supposedly a really good but strange Western. I watch too many films... |
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yeah great avy Gaz
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Hehe, I keep thinking your posts were made by someone else, because I only glimpse over the avatars.
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Yeah, me too, but I've been spending more of my spare time doing my college work, painting, drawing, and reading as of late.
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Well guys, since you've all been so cool, I guess there's nothing for it but to start a motherfuckin' journal and shit
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I know what you mean about the ego man. You keep remembering what you used to lift and adjust according to those numbers. Even if you progress, it still doesn't feel like progress, because it's not a PR. It's just a small step in the direction of your old self, while every bit of progress used to be an all-time high, something you had never done before. It's tough, but we know what we should do.
When you lower the weights, you might feel a slight sting in the back of your head. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. ![]() |
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You may not be happy, but it still looks great to me. 12 x 6 Dips, back at the madness again. Great job, mere mortals would be really proud of that workout.
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That is serious. You must be a suiside risk with so little self esteem.
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Bitch get real, the only suicide risk here is if i lose my balance trying to take a piss and get crushed under the weight of my giant balls. |
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I had something informative to say about your workout, but whenever I tried typing it out, it always ended up as, "Crazy motherfucker".
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for having a problem back I'd be quite pleased with that workout. for not having a problematic back I'd still be pleased! great job man, slow and steady until the back is 100% is better than nothing at all.
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What is that you posted above? A workout? I'm just kidding, of course. Nice work. Those dips really stand out big!
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Mostly watercolors. That's really the only type of paint I like to work with, but it seems to be the hardest to do.
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For crazy people like you what i posted above may constitute a long lie-in and a wank, but yes - for me thats a workout
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Hahaha, I'm loving this banter guys. Some total sick burns by goob there
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Haha, this is one hella entertaining thread....I mean journal, I think there is workouts in here, might be a rumour, but I think there is.
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Haha, yeah, i was never good at watercolours. I was thinking about getting back into it though, something to do over christmas at least.
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^^^And in a nutshell...what got Vortit kicked out of his last gym....
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Christ Gaz - you got back into the gym and had a good workout, that's what counts. You'll be back in peak condition soon enough, don't worry. If we were constantly in peak condition, then we couldn't call it a peak, could we?
You're doing great. The most important thing is that your back remains pain free. Although, you might want to consider getting support briefs. If your balls are as big as you say . . . . . . . . i think we may have found the source of your back problems . . . . ![]() |
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Hahaha, I'm loving this banter guys. Some total sick burns by goob there
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so, why would you do 12 sets of dips????? awesome job. hope the back stay healthy for you.
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I've mostly been doing practice exercises with the paint for school. I really don't think any of my painting are good enough yet to worry about posting, but if I get more time later I will try to post one.
As far as tips, just buy some cheap art supplies to start with and have fun. My art class just started with painting simple shapes mostly with a colored background. |
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i was pretty pleased with that workout since my CV isnt really too strong atm.
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Your resting HR is 125bpm???? Mine is 47bpm. What are you taking mate?
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Your resting HR is 125bpm???? Mine is 47bpm. What are you taking mate?
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Gaz, I don't want to alarm you............but there's a workout in this thread! Must have been posted by mistake, probably a server error, nothing to worry about.
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His heart has to pump that fast to get blood to support his massive.....
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Great workout Gaz. Must have been tough doing front squats and RDL's back to back. Congrats on PR!
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Cool
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Nice job Gaz. Pulling is stronger than pushing for me too. Good numbers all round, you've go to love those one armed rows....
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Nice workout. What the idea with the 10 x 3 on the pull ups though?
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I just realised that my last post was the first serious, properly workout orientated and not offensive post that I have made in about 12+ pages in here.
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I just realised that my last post was the first serious, properly workout orientated and not offensive post that I have made in about 12+ pages in here.
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invasion of the goob snatchers!!
great job in here Gaz, you're making a slow but DEFINITE comeback which is awesome stuff how's everything going? |
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now that I look back at it, I really should not have said it's a slow comeback, because you've been on the way up pretty quickly!
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that's cool, writing music seems like it would somewhat soothing, is it not? I mean like you get home from a bad day at school and decide to just chill out and write some music.
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things aren't bad here, as for the training part of it though it's horrible. my life revolves around school work now. my chilling out thing is gaming. I bought Guild Wars (yeah, I know what you're thinking, lol) and it's a pretty cool game.
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Things are going well, im writing another song atm which is going pretty smoothly. Its not even heavy metal, lol, its really chilled out and electronic. Good calm ambience...
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What are you using to record/produce this music VSTi's and Nuendo/ Sonar etc....?
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Thanks dude, even though all our banter on music production is now lost to hacker's hell :P.
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Thanks dude, even though all our banter on music production is now lost to hacker's hell :P.
Its like going back in time! |