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I was thinking it was probably streamers of some description, but given this post, it could be part of his brain
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*waits for someone to post "No, there's way too much of it for that"* Goob, I'm looking at you!
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I would never suggest there's way too much filthy talk in here. Pot and kettle springs to mind.
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Ah no, you misunderstand... Sam suggested the stuff on Gaz's head was his brain, and I was waiting for someone (i.e. you) to say "No, can't be, there's way too much of it for that"
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Good man. I'm not a fan of deads, but they are a great muscle building move.
As a disciple of the great Hunter S, are you one for a bit of pscho-active weekend recreation? |
) deads are my main OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE lift 
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Yeah, since I cannot squat properly (no rack
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Not so much now, but yes I was very much a disciple,maybe even a 'high-priest' of the psychoactive.....
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He better not pull a Bakerboy! If he does, I'm getting a ticket to the UK, and I'm going to kill him.
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im here im here! Dont break out the whip again!|
My CoC #1 gripper arrived the other day, and im confident ill close it by the end of the week. Im about half a cm away from touching the handles.
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Your cock gripper??
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Nice to see you back Gaz. I have mostly just been on here in the journal section. Crazy busy with school and all...
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- just kidding man.
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this 'cock gripper' you speak of...are they easy to come by??
- just kidding man.glad you're not MIA, because God knows what DOMS would have done! lol |
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Im glad you're alright Gaz - we were worried you were gone for good there
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this 'cock gripper' you speak of...are they easy to come by??
- just kidding man.glad you're not MIA, because God knows what DOMS would have done! lol |
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I was already combing through eBay for a good deal on a plane ticket.
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Wales has no airport you fool, last plane that came through here we heralded it as a demon sent by the great leek in the sky to punish us, and promptly burned all our homemade bestiality porn. You want a "great depression" you live in a nation of un-necessarily horny animal lovers.
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Well im planning to do a road trip around the US in a few years, so if you dont visit before then im coming for you.
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Well im planning to do a road trip around the US in a few years, so if you dont visit before then im coming for you.
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I'll be living in Boise by then. Which is great, if you hate cities.
![]() One of the things that I think is hard for many Europeans to grasp is just how freaking huge the US is. Doing to road trip of the US for two weeks wouldn't get you much. Heck, it's 4800km from New York to Los Angeles. If you do a road trip, you might want to consider US1 (down the east coast), US10 (across the bottom of the US), and Pacific Coast Highway (US5, up the west coast). You could always detour to US28 and visit Rob up in the Rockies (the second attached image). Or a detour on to the tip of Florida (US75). . . |
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Hey Gaz - crazy volume on those Dips! 30s RI must've kicked your ass!
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Yeah, I though New Zealand would be the place for Gaz's road trip, but he's still wanted for the 'incident' at "Sheep Fest 06'".
Plus, he' cant afford the $10,000's in alimony..... BTW, Good workout Gaz, those dips have you going up and down more than a Thai hooker on free head day. |

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Yeah, workouts and everything are going great. I really can't complain about much right now except for the fact I'm not getting laid.
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Hey Gaz - crazy volume on those Dips! 30s RI must've kicked your ass!
Why would you want to go to the US when you've got all the sheep you need over here? |
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So in conclusion, it hurts to walk and it hurts to wank. Film at eleven.
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Watch out though. This journal is like a virus, and too much exsposure can taint you.
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Well when i come USA Touring ill be wingman, though i hope youll have gotten laid by the time that happens
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You may want to get here sooner than you thought. Anyway, how are things?
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good on you for not pushing the hand and elbow
last week of university before Christmas...good times! have you written any exams yet, or are they upcoming? or do you only write exams at the end of the year? |

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good on you for not pushing the hand and elbow
last week of university before Christmas...good times! have you written any exams yet, or are they upcoming? or do you only write exams at the end of the year? |
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err...I think Gaz's injury was from too much repetive hand motion....
It's wierd not seeing a workout or two on a page from Gaz.....actually wait, no, it's business as usual in here. ![]() Good luck on the exams Gaz, should'nt pose much of a problem to you. "The force is strong in this one". |

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IM not laying you, if thats what you mean
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Not bad. I just feel like I'm going through the motions, but I guess I won't complain. Nice workout. I hope your hand gets better.
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I know what you mean, man. A holiday will sort us out good and proper
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Good work Gaz. It's not that much fun trying to build a makeshift program from limited equipment, but i must admit, it's where i get my most crazy new movements from.....
Still, that's a better design than my best efforts..... |

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Dearie me, you are falling apart. What's caused this injury? I know Goob said it was RSI, but i don't believe him
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Haha, what if it IS RSI
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I wish my flash plugin for linux worked properly, i have no idea what this is
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Although, i dont know if ive mentioned this, but been on the phone to my home gym, and theyve agreed to let me pay a one-off fee for a month instead of a contract. Its an offer they usually reserve for people in the armed forces, but because im in uni doing Sports Sciences and i was always a good member before i left they said theyd make an exception for me, and offered me a job for when i get out of uni! I guess the trainers and the manager there noticed i actually knew what the fuck i was talking about in our many conversations about exercise over the years :P. Pretty sweet. |
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Although, i dont know if ive mentioned this, but been on the phone to my home gym, and theyve agreed to let me pay a one-off fee for a month instead of a contract. Its an offer they usually reserve for people in the armed forces, but because im in uni doing Sports Sciences and i was always a good member before i left they said theyd make an exception for me, and offered me a job for when i get out of uni! I guess the trainers and the manager there noticed i actually knew what the fuck i was talking about in our many conversations about exercise over the years :P. Pretty sweet. |
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Yeah - the 100kg seems more realistic to me. I mean i was pulling 59kg on the lat pulldown, so it makes sense that you're pulling 100kg.
I dunno, go with the higher number anyways! Those are nice bench numbers too, Gaz! |
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Holy shit Gaz, those lat pulldowns are staggeringly good. I mean really impressive.
Whats the hammer bench press - A DB Press with a hammer grip??? |
, lat pulls are a pretty fun movement. Plus you can easily change grips and grip attachments for a bit of variety every now and then.|
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Did you ever overcome your hammie injury? After injuring myself over the years the biggest things to maintain are flexibility and balance. I think flexibility slightly more. I think if I honestly stopped stretching after each workout I would injure myself within a month. |


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Thats more like an eye for a skull, but alright :P.
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holy fuck!...
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Thanks dude
.Man, that picture keeps following me whenever i close my eyes... |
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Glad you mentioned that actually, i was gonna say something about my injury.
Yeah, seems to be healing up nicely now. Its been like, six months which is a crazy long time for something that took about a minute to cause, lol. I agree with you though, ive really been concentrating on the flexibility side of things, holding my stretches and making sure i use full rom with the dynamic ones. It seems to be paying off because i havent REALLY (touch wood) had big problems for a while. In fact, the only time it plays up is when im NOT training. Like last week it was giving me problems, because i didnt train as much the last fortnight. Its weird, you think less stress would be good for it :P. Like you, i think if i didnt have proper warmups, warmdowns, and stretches i would be a lot worse for wear very very quickely. Maybe we're just getting old? It never used to be like this... |
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haha yeah, old. It sucks when we start thinking like that. A few years of weight training can have its bad shit, especially since we train so much all over our body. Got to keep all aspects of training in good order to not get injured. I finally got the disc under control, but now my tendonitis in the knees is coming back, it sucks. I can avoid it if I warm up them extensively and ice them after, agh. Just more time along with the stretching. My post-workout stretch was longer than my actual workout today.
It is funny when people complain about the time they would have to spend working out a couple times a week. We got the pre-training, the training, the post-training, and the perpetual diet. keep it up |
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I misread that and thought it said plugging a horse......
Thought you'd been up to your old tricks again... Good workout. 10 rep pullups is pretty damn good, and your pressing is excellent. Merry xmas dude, have a good one, and if you get lonely, there's always... ![]() |
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I like the sound of it. I have alot of my clients do things like that, but never really had a name for it.
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Merry (belated) Christmas to you and a happy New Year!
I'm glad to hear that you're doing well, too! |
hope you're having a good holiday too, man!
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Good luck with the MMA. You'll probably get your ass kicked the first few months, but it's worth it in the end.
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Late Happy New Year!
Your new game plan sound intense! It's back to school for me soon so I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. |
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In other news, i got some new ink on my back the other day, hurt like holy hell. Looks cool though. Tis a tribal-themed design, but done in a bio-mechanical almost Giger-esque manner. Will upload a picture once i get find my digital camera...
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MMA sounds like a Gazesque thing. might take sometime getting used to it, but it'll be worth the effort in the end!
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Nice looking workouts Gaz!
Hope you had a good xmas and happy new year! 2 things: 1. In some workouts your warmups/warm downs look like they last longer than my entire workout Definatly a sign I need to warmup/down more (especially down)2. How you finding weighted pushups? You noticing if there helping you in other areas or not? I do enjoy doing them just never known how effective they are. |
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New program sounds interesting. Par for the course, it also sounds exhausting.
Holidays were one drunken mess for me Gaz, but I enjoyed every sip of that evil juice, every inhale of that evil smoke, and every snort of that evil powder, and every drink from that furry cup. That tatoo sounds like something from a bad trip.... |
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Haha, i think that sort of holiday partying should be known hereafter as "goobing". All in favour say balls.
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Much preferable association of the term, than to the sort of filth that "goobing" might be associated with knowing these journals.
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Gaz mate - what are you doing to yourself with these workouts?? High rep squats are killer at the best of times but teamed with 30s RI and a full body workout is mental!
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yes i can close the #2.
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I'm curious. How did you come up with the name Gazhole and what does it mean?
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Owww. That looks pretty damn painful. like the way your have a volume loading and Intensity stage to it. I could imagine that you were pretty sore after that. Good job, the training as usual, looks like something crazy PCP fuelled Russian Stormtroopers would pump themselves up with before a suicide mission.
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I bet your able to do 50 push ups without stopping at the moment. I think I could just about manae, as long as they are just regular ones.
Yeah, I never thought of the cardio aspect, thats a great benefit, I might instigate something similar in the total destruction program I'll create after this current new one... |
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I think if i warmed up and did nothing but pushups i could get between 30-35 but i dunno about 50. Not quite there yet.
In a few weeks i think ill do just that, to test. Im looking forward to seeing this destruction program, it looks like we're going down similar paths in terms of our workouts - warmup, kill self, warmdown. |

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Well, the name Witchblade originally came from Medieval English where 'witch' - spelled differently at the time - meant 'bendable' or 'adapting' so a witchblade, or witch anything, was a weapon, not necessarily a blade, that would adapt to its environment, one weapon for all your needs. Calling a person a witchblade meant calling someone an adaptive/innovative antagonist.
Of course, now that they made that stupid comic book series and that movie about it, that's what the name's going to get connected to. |
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Haha. You've got too. It doesent feel right without feeling like you are wracked with rickets and scurvey after a workout.
I don't know what it will involve, but a 5 set front squat/ 3-5 set goblet squat superset will be used.... |
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It's not really a disappointment. I knew it wasn't an existing word and I figured it would somehow be connected to your name, but I couldn't determine the 'hole' part.
![]() The name Witchblade originally came from Medieval English where 'witch' - spelled differently at the time - meant 'bendable' or 'adapting' so a witchblade, or witch anything, was a weapon, not necessarily a blade, that would adapt to its environment, one weapon for all your needs. Calling a person a witchblade meant calling someone an adaptive/innovative antagonist. Of course, now that they made that stupid comic book series and that movie about it, that's what the name's going to get connected to. |
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Didnt you do that the other day? It sounds fucking brutal though. Goblets on their own give me those weird muscle shakes after each set.
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this journal doesn't miss a beat..as soon as you come back there's talk of Russian Stormtroopers high out of their tree on PCP...
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Both the Heavy Duty books are informative, but I kind of believe that the systems used in both books are outdated. In other words, I took a lot from those books but didn't follow the program or do anything similar to it. Way to infrequent training in my opinion.
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Nailed my first exam like a $2 whore.
Also, first program is up in the blog (Strength, Dedication, Ambition) |
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great stuff on those exams man, nothing makes you feel better and that you accomplished something good than a good exam mark.
so are you going to be posting your workouts on the blog now? |
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You paid a $2 whore to do your exam for you????
Well done. SDA blog thing looks great, I like the program you posted. |
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hey great job on the exam, and the $2 whore. we cant find them that cheap in the states.
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Thanks dude, just gotta do as well in the Chemistry one aswell :P.
No, that blog is just for training programs and articles i write, as well as anything interesting i find on the subject of lifting etc. Should be pretty cool! I was thinking of doing an entire bodybuilding site with exercises and stuff, but i thought this would be easier and more helpful, lol. |
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