Originally Posted by fUnc17

Dude... what the fuck??

Originally Posted by MACCA

I think you need to own up to it and come out the closet.........

Originally Posted by Stevens

Dream sex is with Jodie Marsh but I wish she is muscle-bound becuase currently she allegedlly is a bit weak and looks a bit too easy in bed to dominate her and her breasts could be hard and 1/3 bigger than they are!

Originally Posted by Stevens

Dream Sex is with with Min0 Lee.

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Originally Posted by FORKLIFT

I had this dream last night (and yes this is for real) that I was at this party and everyone was having a great time. Then this girl comes up to me and we start to hit it off and kinda mess around a little. Then I find out shes really a dude! But she looks really, really, really good. I mean hot and sexy and totally a like a chick. So I stop and tell her (him) I'm not into to that, thanks but no thanks. So she's sad and goes away back to the party.

Strangely though I really liked her and watch her re-enter the party. She's also keeping an eye on me, although acting like shes not. So she starts lap dancing on some other dude and looking right at me to make me all jealous, and IT WORKS! I go over to her and get between her and the other guy and we start making out heavy and its on! We go to the back room and I fuck her doggy style (well, just slightly altered becuase shes a DUDE! ) And after words we date and I introduce her to all my friends and family and everyone just loves her and all my friends want to hump her brains out and the whole time shes a dude. But its our secret. Weird huh?

So I guess this makes me a complete and utter raging home sexual. bummer

Originally Posted by ecco

OK YOUR GAY

Originally Posted by fufu

what is with these sexual health threads that brings members with 5 posts from retirement from years ago?

Are they seriously just lurking these SH threads just waiting for the right moment to represent themselves?

Originally Posted by I Are Baboon

"you're"

Originally Posted by ecco

OMG Sorry but I didn’t find the thread where only the 5 post members can try to fit in.
IT WAS A JOKE I found his post amusing and didn’t think anyone
would lose any sleep over my reply.
If I am to apologize to anyone then FORKLIFT im sorry.
But somehow I think you have a good sense of humor.

Originally Posted by FORKLIFT

I had this dream last night (and yes this is for real) that I was at this party and everyone was having a great time. Then this girl comes up to me and we start to hit it off and kinda mess around a little. Then I find out shes really a dude! But she looks really, really, really good. I mean hot and sexy and totally a like a chick. So I stop and tell her (him) I'm not into to that, thanks but no thanks. So she's sad and goes away back to the party.

Strangely though I really liked her and watch her re-enter the party. She's also keeping an eye on me, although acting like shes not. So she starts lap dancing on some other dude and looking right at me to make me all jealous, and IT WORKS! I go over to her and get between her and the other guy and we start making out heavy and its on! We go to the back room and I fuck her doggy style (well, just slightly altered becuase shes a DUDE! ) And after words we date and I introduce her to all my friends and family and everyone just loves her and all my friends want to hump her brains out and the whole time shes a dude. But its our secret. Weird huh?

So I guess this makes me a complete and utter raging home sexual. bummer

Originally Posted by Stevens

Dream Sex is with with Min0 Lee.

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Originally Posted by Bradicallyman

Go watch a man movie and drink a beer! My worst dream was when I idolized Jason Voorhess as a kid (Friday the 13th) and he chased me around the whole time I was dreaming killing everyone in sight. I usually don't remember my dreams though, never one like yours! Maybe you might want to reevaluate yourself and make sure you are not gay or if you are, accept it lol.