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Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say

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Posted by: TJ Cline

8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.



Posted by: topolo

man down



Posted by: Little Wing

9. Does my ass look fat in this?



Posted by: maniclion

10. Let's skip dinner and keep shopping.



Posted by: Little Wing

11. Not tonite dear...



Posted by: maniclion

12. Does this make my penis look too big?



Posted by: Little Wing

13. I wish this was looser.



Posted by: maniclion

Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
13. I wish this was looser.
As in bucket of hot water looser?



Posted by: Little Wing

yea or "ten pound lard can".... when you grow up with two brothers you overhear things lol.



Posted by: Little Wing

let's seee oh # 14. Don't swallow that, that's nasty.



Posted by: Little Wing

#15 Honey you're a great driver.



Posted by: maniclion

16: I have gas, but I'll hold it till I get alone someplace.



Posted by: Little Wing

#17. i could listen to you for hours.
#18. if you love me why do you need porn?



Posted by: maniclion

19. Those old things? Yea you can throw them out.



Posted by: Little Wing

lol. good one

#20. All my friends have diamonds...



Posted by: TJ Cline

21. I'm thinking about getting a penis reduction, it's weight really hurts my back.



Posted by: Little Wing

i actually know a guy that had his penis made smaller. he lived in vegas and had to wear pants all the time, couldn't jog and was embarrassed to go in the pool.



Posted by: DOMS

22) We need to talk.



Posted by: maniclion

#21 guilty



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing
i actually know a guy that had his penis made smaller. he lived in vegas and had to wear pants all the time, couldn't jog and was embarrassed to go in the pool.
Actually, I suffered from having an oversize pecker and it was frustrating. Aside from scaring off the women (careful, it can smell fear), there were other problems I experienced, as well. Had to be careful each time I took a dump as my woodrow would plop in the toilet water...brrr, cold! And deep too! I had an operation on my thrid leg and am very happy now. I took the extra skin from the surgery and made a wallet out of it. When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase....very handy. In response to: Some women have breasts that are too large, causing discomfort and other problems. Speaking from experience, the same thing can happen to a guy, when it comes to Mr. Winkie. I'm actually considering having some sort of reduction surgery. Women I've been with feel pain and discomfort from intercourse. Certain types of sex and positions are usually out of the question. As you may know, problems in the bedroom often lead to problems out of the bedroom. I get dates, I've been in relationships. It's just this is a recurring theme. So, I'm throwing open a two fold question: Are any women are interested perhaps accepting me for who I am - or is there some type of surgery or treatment is available. I'm a good looking, smart, funny, healthy, stable, athletic, creative, well-rounded, likable, WM late 30's. I'm average height/weight yet I'm really big down there. Another of life's irony's I guess. I tend to like smart, informed, fun, easy going, fit women. A bit of a city edge or Bay Area style and sensibility are both appealing. Any questions comments or suggestions are welcome and encouraged. Thanks.



Posted by: Little Wing

n you said you weren't getting that much of it removed...



Posted by: assassin

Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Actually, I suffered from having an oversize pecker and it was frustrating. Aside from scaring off the women (careful, it can smell fear), there were other problems I experienced, as well. Had to be careful each time I took a dump as my woodrow would plop in the toilet water...brrr, cold! And deep too! I had an operation on my thrid leg and am very happy now. I took the extra skin from the surgery and made a wallet out of it. When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase....very handy. In response to: Some women have breasts that are too large, causing discomfort and other problems. Speaking from experience, the same thing can happen to a guy, when it comes to Mr. Winkie. I'm actually considering having some sort of reduction surgery. Women I've been with feel pain and discomfort from intercourse. Certain types of sex and positions are usually out of the question. As you may know, problems in the bedroom often lead to problems out of the bedroom. I get dates, I've been in relationships. It's just this is a recurring theme. So, I'm throwing open a two fold question: Are any women are interested perhaps accepting me for who I am - or is there some type of surgery or treatment is available. I'm a good looking, smart, funny, healthy, stable, athletic, creative, well-rounded, likable, WM late 30's. I'm average height/weight yet I'm really big down there. Another of life's irony's I guess. I tend to like smart, informed, fun, easy going, fit women. A bit of a city edge or Bay Area style and sensibility are both appealing. Any questions comments or suggestions are welcome and encouraged. Thanks.




Posted by: VanessaNicole

You're in your late 30s?



Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Actually, I suffered from having an oversize pecker and it was frustrating. Aside from scaring off the women (careful, it can smell fear), there were other problems I experienced, as well. Had to be careful each time I took a dump as my woodrow would plop in the toilet water...brrr, cold! And deep too! I had an operation on my thrid leg and am very happy now. I took the extra skin from the surgery and made a wallet out of it. When you rub it, it turns into a briefcase....very handy. In response to: Some women have breasts that are too large, causing discomfort and other problems. Speaking from experience, the same thing can happen to a guy, when it comes to Mr. Winkie. I'm actually considering having some sort of reduction surgery. Women I've been with feel pain and discomfort from intercourse. Certain types of sex and positions are usually out of the question. As you may know, problems in the bedroom often lead to problems out of the bedroom.




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