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Posted by: TJ Cline

At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
Just take off the strapon and be happy with your natural 5 inches.



Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
Larana Bobbit...



Posted by: shiznit2169





Posted by: TJ Cline

Good advice so far, keep it comming.



Posted by: bigss75

Yeah its called hanging yourself



Posted by: Little Wing

they'll cut it, remove a section and reattatch it from the base back near your ass. get a big freezer and make lots of ice. then call dr.s and request to speak with satisfied customers.... then interview their wives. good luck.



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Wing
they'll cut it,
I hope they use a cheesegrader instead.



Posted by: Vieope

Install a valve in the base of it to control blood flow.



Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS
I hope they use a cheesegrader instead.

is he not circumsized



Posted by: topolo

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Good advice so far, keep it comming.
no



Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Wing
is he not circumsized
No, he just doesn't bathe frequently.



Posted by: MyK

I had mine reduced down to 9 inches, it was the smallest they could make it safely. well you should expect alot of pain. I dont think I would do it again!



Posted by: Little Wing

here's foreman just prior to surgery





Posted by: Vieope

Is that a BigDyldo in the horse?



Posted by: DOMS

He who sacrifices penis length for a woman's desire deserves neither.



Posted by: Super Hulk

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Good advice so far, keep it comming.
Try to fuck her with a limp Dick



Posted by: CowPimp

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS
He who sacrifices penis length for a woman's desire deserves neither.
Haha, what's the real quote? Something like he who sacrifices liberty for temporary security deerves neither?



Posted by: bio-chem

john h is that you?



Posted by: maniclion

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
Now I know your'e lying cause any man is going to round his real size up to the nearest quarter inch no matter how big it already sounds, like say mines 8 3/8 I'd say it's 8 1/2 just to sound bigger

Myth Busted



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by maniclion
Now I know your'e lying cause any man is going to round his real size up to the nearest quarter inch no matter how big it already sounds, like say mines 8 3/8 I'd say it's 8 1/2 just to sound bigger

Myth Busted
Man it must be great to only have a average 8 3/8 member.



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by CowPimp
Haha, what's the real quote? Something like he who sacrifices liberty for temporary security deerves neither?
Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.



Posted by: dg806

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS
Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.
WRONG.........
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."



Posted by: DOMS

No need to yell.



Posted by: CowPimp

Quote:
Originally Posted by dg806
WRONG.........
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Okay, I had the right idea. Heh.



Posted by: BigDyl

Quote:
Originally Posted by DOMS
Close: Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.

So you deserve neither.



Posted by: DOMS

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDyl
So you deserve neither.
Shut it, worm.



Posted by: Tough Old Man

Where's Jodi when you need her. Jodi ban this fool for another day.



Posted by: BigDyl

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
Where's Jodi when you need her. Jodi ban this fool for another day.






Posted by: VanessaNicole

Maybe in this case "your penis is too big" is just a polite way of saying "you suck at this, so get off me."



Posted by: Little Wing

lol.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by VanessaNicole
Maybe in this case "your penis is too big" is just a polite way of saying "you suck at this, so get off me."
It sucks for then when my massive member is causing a hemorage inside them.



Posted by: VanessaNicole

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
It sucks for then when my massive member is causing a hemorage inside them.
Well as long as we're sharing fantasies, I was just day dreaming that you would STFU about your penis. (And anyway, you're not causing that "hemorrhage", that's a normal monthly occurance for women.)

VanessaNicole

PS Kind of off subject, but I like your avatar.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by VanessaNicole
Well as long as we're sharing fantasies, I was just day dreaming that you would STFU about your penis. (And anyway, you're not causing that "hemorrhage", that's a normal monthly occurance for women.)

VanessaNicole

PS Kind of off subject, but I like your avatar.
I see, so when I rip through the fornix that is normal?



Posted by: topolo

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I see, so when I rip through the fornix that is normal?
Sure it is, Doublebase's mom will confirm this.



Posted by: assassin

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Posted by: SuperFlex

Quote:
Originally Posted by VanessaNicole
Well as long as we're sharing fantasies, I was just day dreaming that you would STFU about your penis. (And anyway, you're not causing that "hemorrhage", that's a normal monthly occurance for women.)

VanessaNicole

PS Kind of off subject, but I like your avatar.
Foreman you're making her all hot and bothered man. Kind of like she's doing me...



Posted by: god hand

Quote:
Originally Posted by dg806
WRONG.........
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Ben Franklin would be so proud of you.



Posted by: aceshigh

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigss75
Yeah its called hanging yourself
is this clemson under a new name??



Posted by: bigss75

Quote:
Originally Posted by aceshigh
is this clemson under a new name??
Ive been here since 2002.

True Story



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by aceshigh
is this clemson under a new name??
bigss75 is about 10x smarter than clemson and loves Ronald Reagan a kazillion times more so no they are not the same person.



Posted by: Pirate!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
Here is an entertaining video that shows how it's done: http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2488.html



Posted by: CowPimp

Quote:
Originally Posted by VanessaNicole
Maybe in this case "your penis is too big" is just a polite way of saying "you suck at this, so get off me."
Bahaha! Zzzzing...



Posted by: maniclion

Here we use this to cut 4/0 and MCM cable it ratchets so you can take you slow sweet time and do it one notch at a time for dramatic effect.




Posted by: assassin

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules
It sucks for then when my massive member is causing a hemorage inside them.

try hand jobs instead....



Posted by: joesmooth20

they make these vaginal extentions kinda like big cock ring looking devise. Don't know what their called but I'm sure your local adult store would know what i'm talking about. Look into it.



Posted by: JOHNYORK

so cmon what is it? cheetoes or cheese doodles?



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?

Hi Foreman,

There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY - EVER - I would have a Penis reduction (as in surgery)!!!!!!!!!! NO DAMN WAY!!!!!!!!!

I have 10 5/8" - what God GAVE me and I INTEND to KEEP every bit of it. Those that do not know what to do with it, lose. That that do, win. A real Woman - and a Real Man - KNOW what to do - trust me!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H. View Post
Hi Foreman,

There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY - EVER - I would have a Penis reduction (as in surgery)!!!!!!!!!! NO DAMN WAY!!!!!!!!!

I have 10 5/8" - what God GAVE me and I INTEND to KEEP every bit of it. Those that do not know what to do with it, lose. That that do, win. A real Woman - and a Real Man - KNOW what to do - trust me!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.
ROFL, I wondered when you would see this thread.



Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H. View Post
Hi Foreman,

There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY - EVER - I would have a Penis reduction (as in surgery)!!!!!!!!!! NO DAMN WAY!!!!!!!!!

I have 10 5/8" - what God GAVE me and I INTEND to KEEP every bit of it. Those that do not know what to do with it, lose. That that do, win. A real Woman - and a Real Man - KNOW what to do - trust me!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.
who's better at giving head, guys or girls???



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
ROFL, I wondered when you would see this thread.
Hi Foreman,

Sorry it took so long - I've been real busy this summer. The farm is always a busy place. And with construction, I guess the work I do speaks for itself so I seem to get a lot of work.

I saw you put 10 5/8" in your thread - I was wondering if you were also the same as me or if you were trying to joke with me....

It is ALWAYS DAMN GOOD to hear from ya Buddy!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H. View Post
Hi Foreman,

Sorry it took so long - I've been real busy this summer. The farm is always a busy place. And with construction, I guess the work I do speaks for itself so I seem to get a lot of work.

I saw you put 10 5/8" in your thread - I was wondering if you were also the same as me or if you were trying to joke with me....

It is ALWAYS DAMN GOOD to hear from ya Buddy!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.
No I am only 3/4 the man you are



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MyK View Post
who's better at giving head, guys or girls???
Hi Myk,

Truthfully, Guys - at least the ones I know. Men UNDERSTAND truthfully! We are good friends, it is never always just about the Sex - it is only a part of our friendship - Sex is very important to us - and so is being totally healthy and working out the very best possible. I've got damn good friends - even co-workers - and we see things for how they really are and cut through all the bull.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:
Originally Posted by MyK View Post
who's better at giving head, guys or girls???


Plaessssssse, like you don't know



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
No I am only 3/4 the man you are
Hi Foreman,

I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!!!!!!!

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: MyK

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post


Plaessssssse, like you don't know
well Dale's pretty good, but I wanted John's opinoin since he's had more experience!



Posted by: BigPapaPump68

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
At 10 5/8 inches, many women find me uncomfortably large inside of them. Anyone know of a good doctor for penis reduction surgery?
Im sure kefe wouldn't mind biting it off for you.



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPapaPump68 View Post
Im sure kefe wouldn't mind biting it off for you.

Hi Big,

KEFE is a good Guy - truthfully speaking.

He's sincere about working out - many are not. I hope he will always stay with it.

Take Care, John H.



Posted by: aceshigh

Quote:
Originally Posted by John H. View Post
Hi Big,

KEFE is a good Guy - truthfully speaking.

He's sincere about working out - many are not. I hope he will always stay with it.

Take Care, John H.
u are really gay arent you



Posted by: John H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by aceshigh View Post
u are really gay arent you
Hi Aceshigh,

Happy, yea. Gay, no. I am actually a BiSexual Man. I love Men and I love Women. People. Human Beings.

Take Care, John H.




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