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Posted by: fufu

...what would it be?

Posted by: BigDyl

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/road_to_guantanamo/

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by BigDyl

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/road_to_guantanamo/

The war?

Posted by: LexusGS

I would ban BigDylan

Posted by: TJ Cline

I would get rid of greed

Posted by: lnvanry

I would change our intelligence.....smarter people

mkay.

Posted by: CowPimp

Nothing. Whatever good I think I may be doing could have unknown consequences of mass proportion.

Er wait, I would make it so the temperature control in showers wasn't so goddamned sensitive. Yeah, that's what I'd do.

Posted by: LexusGS

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Nothing. Whatever good I think I may be doing could have unknown consequences of mass proportion.

Er wait, I would make it so the temperature control in showers wasn't so goddamned sensitive. Yeah, that's what I'd do.

I get scared just thinking of the hot water burning up my pipi.

Posted by: min0 lee

I would have Topolo and double, Camaro & DD and Johnnny, BigDyl and Mods, Tough and Jodi, Min0 and Clemson, Foreman and well.....everybody hug each other.
And for Peppers seahawks to beat pittsburg next year.
For P-funk to grow 4 more inches

Posted by: Vieope

Less poverty

Posted by: TJ Cline

I would change the average bra cup size of fit women from B to D.....And all women over 30% body fat would be sent to the moon.

Posted by: topolo

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I would have Topolo and double, Camaro & DD and Johnnny, BigDyl and Mods, Tough and Jodi, Min0 and Clemson, Foreman and well.....everybody hug each other.
And for Peppers seahawks to beat pittsburg next year.
For P-funk to grow 4 more inches

I hug Double all the time.......he is my bitch.

Posted by: min0 lee

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I would change the average bra cup size from B to D.....and no fattys.

I would have your 3'' penis changed to a 10'' penis.

Posted by: JordanMang

I'd make beer as healthy for the body as water with the same effects.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I would have your 3'' penis changed to a 10'' penis.

If you added 3'' to my wang I would be in the John H club.

Posted by: TJ Cline

I would change it so America was the greatest country on the Earth.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

I would be the total ruler of planet EARTH. You would all bow to me. Shit you already do. Ok so I still would be ruler of the world.

Then when I pass on, I would turn it over to the next best person in line........Gary Coleman

Posted by: maniclion

10 hot women to every 1 man, they fight over us.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by maniclion

10 hot women to every 1 man, they fight over us.

Best one yet!

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I said one!...you greedy bastard!

kiki?

Posted by: CowPimp

Originally Posted by maniclion

10 hot women to every 1 man, they fight over us.

Nice.

I like Jordan's idea about beer too.

Posted by: fufu

It would be nice if you could just scream obscenities at the top of your lungs in public and people wouldn't pay any attention.

Posted by: IRMonk

I'd like to buy the world a coke.
But with all the random drug tests these days...

Posted by: JordanMang

It's be nice if all guns had a mechanism which required you to be able to do simple algebra to release the saftey. Somehow I think their would be a lot less shootings.

Also, steroids & marijuana were legal over the age of 21. ( I guess this would only apply to the USA? )

Posted by: IRMonk

Originally Posted by JordanMang

Also, steroids & marijuana were legal over the age of 21. ( I guess this would only apply to the USA? )

I'd like to combine the 2 so I could laugh my ass off while beating the wife during a good rage session.

Posted by: JordanMang

Originally Posted by IRMonk

I'd like to combine the 2 so I could laugh my ass off while beating the wife during a good rage session.

"Roid rage" isn't what it's made out to be. Do some research and you'll see.

Posted by: IRMonk

Originally Posted by JordanMang

"Roid rage" isn't what it's made out to be. Do some research and you'll see.

Of coarse I did some research.

About 4 months ago I started injecting my dog on a regular basis. He's benching near 500 now, but lately his barks have started to have a very disturbing high pitch to them. Anyway, I'll start a journal for him soon to keep track of the progress.

Posted by: DOMS

I would change the meaning of two words.

Driveway: A paved section of land that you drive on.
Parkway: The place where you park your car.

Posted by: shiznit2169

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I would change it so America was the greatest country on the Earth.

In a way, it is if you really think about it.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally Posted by min0 lee

For P-funk to grow 4 more inches

He's just not quite getting to your G-spot, eh? Or would that be Prostate, in your case?

Posted by: LexusGS

I would make it so that white's had the genetics of black people!

Posted by: BigDyl

Originally Posted by ALBOB

He's just not quite getting to your G-spot, eh? Or would that be Prostate, in your case?

I like to call it the "P-spot." P shows me where it's at everytime.

Posted by: IRMonk

Originally Posted by LexusGS

I would make it so that white's had the genetics of black people!

But I like having good credit, and I couldn't function in NYC without a cab.

Posted by: DOMS

Posted by: KelJu

Originally Posted by IRMonk

But I like having good credit, and I couldn't function in NYC without a cab.

Posted by: Little Wing

maine would be in italy.

Posted by: min0 lee

Originally Posted by ALBOB

He's just not quite getting to your G-spot, eh? Or would that be Prostate, in your case?

Posted by: min0 lee

Originally Posted by IRMonk

But I like having good credit, and I couldn't function in NYC without a cab.

Your from NYC?

Posted by: joesmooth20

Originally Posted by lnvanry

I would change our intelligence.....smarter people

mkay.

hey now, I work in intelligence

Posted by: maniclion

Everyone would be a musician and after work everybody would head to a friends garage and have jam sessions until midnight.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by maniclion

Everyone would be a musician and after work everybody would head to a friends garage and have jam sessions until midnight.

good one.

Posted by: TJ Cline

If everybody did the same thing that would be boring as hell

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

If everybody did the same thing that would be boring as hell

Not if everyone was taking drug whilst having rampant sex.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Still boring.....Variety is the spice of life, son.....anything will get boring no matter how fun, if thats all you do.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Still boring.....Variety is the spice of life, son.....anything will get boring no matter how fun, if thats all you do.

The list of positions is almost endless!

Posted by: maniclion

I would make the oceans purple, the sky orange and green plants neon pink. I would also change gravity to about like on the moon so we could jump and float for a while.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by fufu

The list of positions is almost endless!

Show me a very hot woman and I will show you a guy is bored to death fucking her.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Show me a very hot woman and I will show you a guy is bored to death fucking her.

Fine, you can do guys too! Jeez...

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by fufu

Fine, you can do guys too! Jeez...

cool

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

cool

Only if I can watch!!

Posted by: Burner02

Originally Posted by IRMonk

Of coarse I did some research.

HA! THAT was great. Welcome to IM..you'll do just fine around here!

side note...I saw a video of Ronnie Coleman Flat DB benching 200lbs...(which was impressive) after his set...he said something...sounded like Tyson...

Posted by: topolo

Originally Posted by fufu

Only if I can watch!!

come over tonight

Posted by: Burner02

Originally Posted by topolo

come over tonight

party at Topolos house!
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic759.htm

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by fufu

...what would it be?

Morals.

That would iron everything out...

Posted by: LexusGS

Originally Posted by Burner02

HA! THAT was great. Welcome to IM..you'll do just fine around here!

side note...I saw a video of Ronnie Coleman Flat DB benching 200lbs...(which was impressive) after his set...he said something...sounded like Tyson...

he said "wach yo'self" to be precise if i remember correctly!

Posted by: the nut

Originally Posted by fufu

...what would it be?

I would have been born without the third testicle!

Posted by: Burner02

Originally Posted by LexusGS

he said "wach yo'self" to be precise if i remember correctly!

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...ld_Kill_a_Lion

Posted by: TJ Cline

I would remove all Religion from the world, thus ending 1/2 the wars and many, many killings.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by topolo

come over tonight

I'll bring my Diana Ross & the Supreme's greatest hits album.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by the nut

I would have been born without the third testicle!

Is that why you are called "the nut"?

Posted by: IRMonk

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I would remove all Religion from the world, thus ending 1/2 the wars and many, many killings.

Even Satanism? Dude my weekends would be totally shot without a little virginal sacrifice.

Posted by: BigDyl

Originally Posted by IRMonk

Even Satanism? Dude my weekends would be totally shot without a little virginal sacrifice.

True Story, I usually devirginize them before the sacrafice however.

Posted by: the nut

Originally Posted by fufu

Is that why you are called "the nut"?

Posted by: JOHNYORK

Originally Posted by maniclion

10 hot women to every 1 man, they fight over us.

maybe for a couple years than theyd turn into lesbians

Posted by: Double D

I would make chicken breast, Broccolli, egg whites, and things of that nature taste like hamburgers, pizza, brownies, and things like that.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by Double D

I would make chicken breast, Broccolli, egg whites, and things of that nature taste like hamburgers, pizza, brownies, and things like that.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: BigDyl

Originally Posted by fufu

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lawl

Posted by: fufu

I would have cheese pizza be the healthiest thing to eat on the face of the planet.

Posted by: Burner02

Originally Posted by fufu

I would have cheese pizza be the healthiest thing to eat on the face of the planet.

how about a meat lovers....if you are gonna do it...go all the way!

Posted by: assassin

Originally Posted by fufu

I would have cheese pizza be the healthiest thing to eat on the face of the planet.

i wish you'd be the one to be able to change one thing about the world

Posted by: fufu

Num nums.

Posted by: TJ Cline

All women would own bars and be mute

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

All women would own bars and be mute

I would change women so that they would actually have
something important to say.

And no fat/ugly women existed.

Posted by: Little Wing

Originally Posted by fufu

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cybergasm

Posted by: Little Wing

all men would be vikings... chained up in my dungeon

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Originally Posted by Little Wing

all men would be vikings... chained up in my dungeon

I Guess mine's not coming true anytime soon

Posted by: Vieope

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

All women would own bars and be mute

How will they drink if they are mute? Mute people dont have mouths.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

I Guess mine's not coming true anytime soon

Posted by: myCATpowerlifts

Originally Posted by myCATpowerlifts

I Guess mine's not coming true anytime soon

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by Little Wing

cybergasm

oh baby.

Posted by: fufu

Originally Posted by Vieope

How will they drink if they are mute? Mute people dont have mouths.

Yes they do, they just can't speak!

Posted by: the nut

Originally Posted by Vieope

How will they drink if they are mute? Mute people dont have mouths.

Posted by: god hand

It wouldnt get hotter than 80 and colder than 20. I like snow

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