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Posted by: Miss LeDix

Whatever, I should have posted in here every day with a good, pure, innocent 'thought of the day'...why oh why didn't I do that???

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Miss LeDix why oh why didn't I do that???

Because you like me too much?

Posted by: Miss LeDix

No...I know that's not it...must be some other reason...I'll let you know!

Posted by: esmerelda

Lmao!!!!! You told her about this Aussie Hottie...and that was her only response!!!! Man are we going to have some fun!!!!! So I gather not only are you going to be "paint ballin" with me, but you will also be away on a special "retiree convention" that will take up at least a week of your time next March???????

Ohhh...how I love it when you tell them the truth and they just dont believe you!!!!!!!

So you got hit in the neck??? Want me to even up the side????

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda So you got hit in the neck??? Want me to even up the side????

Neck? Did I say NECK? No, I meant..............Well, I guess I'll just have to show you.

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by craig777
Probably still with Bryan since he won the challenge "Will Sosunni get any"

No... I haven't been with Bryan. (Ladies, I posted his pic and Mike's on the "will sosunni get some' thread)

Haven't heard from him yet... and I'm not callin!

I'm turning into a girl with this one.. damn it!

Hi boobie... and Butterfly... I've been MIA I know... didn't even do the gym last Friday. Went this morning... was a good girl!

OK, I'll go post in my own journal of my crap!

Just wanted y'all to know I'm still here!!

Posted by: dvlmn666

Sorry to hear about the knee dude. But the weight loss is cool. Now up the protein intake and start hitting the weights.

Posted by: esmerelda

Lol..he doesnt need to increase his protein intake...he has a large enough build up that he has to get rid of first!!! Maybe he should make a deposit or two......I know a really good place in which to deposit...only problem is he may explode once he gets anywhere near the container!!!!!! But he wont have to worry about the knee.....I think he will end up with a fair amount of physio after the op!!!!!

Albob honey....should I get that nurses uniform back from the drycleaners soon...or wait till March?????

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda Albob honey....should I get that nurses uniform back from the drycleaners soon...or wait till March?????

Yes and yes!!!

Posted by: kuso

Alright, I`m drunk...I`ll give you that, BUT....I didn@t think you could answer a "or" question with two positives or two negatives

Posted by: ALBOB

Normally you'd be correct BUT, in this case we're talking about Esmerelda in a tight little nurse's outfit. Un-buttoned down to there. Slit up to THERE!!! I'll be saying "YES" until I can't speak anymore!!!

Posted by: kuso

Well, as long as you share the pix then I`ll shut up

Which reminds me....did you recieve?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso Which reminds me....did you recieve?

Since I don't have a clue what you're talking about I think it's safe to say "NO".

Posted by: kuso

Really....yesterday I emailed you a picture????????? Have you checked your mail??

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso Have you checked your mail??

HOLY CRAP! You ARE drunk.

How the hell do you think I know when someone has posted a reply in one of the threads I'm subscribed to???

Posted by: kuso

LMAO....alright, I`m gonna re send it to ya........keep an eye out

Posted by: kuso

You should now have two emails frm me...as I fuked up the first

Posted by: kuso

How many emails did you get??

Posted by: ALBOB

Two; one with nothing but your stinkin' chicken scratch and another one that knocked my socks off!

Posted by: kuso

Ah,,,,I see you got the one that counts

Posted by: Fade

Good morning Albob

Posted by: ALBOB

What's up dude? You've been particularly chatty today, get lucky last night?

Posted by: Fade

Nope. Just in a good mood.

Posted by: kuso

ALBOB.....just how many people are actually left in this challange??

Posted by: ALBOB

Me?

Does that count as two?

Posted by: kuso

LOL.....Well, there is you, craig, Sosunnie, Essy..........anyone else??

Posted by: ALBOB

I'm pretty sure dvlmn's still in it. Pitboss is a 50/50 chance depending on his Bio Rythms, the phase of the moon, the tides, the alignment of the planets, Sosunni's "Horniness Quotient", etc...............

Posted by: kuso

Oh shyt yeah, I forgot about dvlmn.....he won`t quit!!

I`m pretty sure I read in more than one thread that PB was out, though you are right.....it may just be menopause talking

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso .it may just be menopause talking

BWAAAAAA......................I wonder if anybody besides you and I will get that joke?

Posted by: kuso

Posted by: Miss LeDix

I don't get the joke. Care to explain?

Hi ALBOB!

Posted by: ALBOB

I'll steal this quote from a Harley T-shirt: "If I have to explain you wouldn't understand."

Posted by: dvlmn666

Originally posted by ALBOB
I'm pretty sure dvlmn's still in it. Pitboss is a 50/50 chance depending on his Bio Rythms, the phase of the moon, the tides, the alignment of the planets, Sosunni's "Horniness Quotient", etc...............

hell yeah I'm still in. Do you really think I'm going to let you slack off?

Posted by: dvlmn666

your actually in trouble now. Got my drinking quota outa the way and other than the weekend of the 4th, it's strict diet and put on some more lean muscle. Just like before.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by dvlmn666
your actually in trouble now.

OH NO!!!! Did the rabbit die???

Posted by: dvlmn666

well yeah dude, didn't ya know that lucky rabbits foot you carry around wasn't supposed to be on a live rabbit.

How's the knee holdin up dude, you back to the training again?

Posted by: ALBOB

Luckily I never stopped training..................sort of. I can't do any direct leg work like squats or presses but the Spinning has picked up the slack in that area. As a matter of fact, I've actually seen some leg improvement since I started getting hard core on the bike. Some of those sprints and climbs have me closer to puking than squats have in a LOOOOONG time. Guess I needed a change of scenery to get my mind fresh again. The upper body is holding steady. I've lost 20 pounds since I started this mess but haven't lost any strength. I haven't GAINED any strength either but that's not my focus right now. I'm starting to see vascularity I haven't seen in years and I can actually see the hint of a six pack trying to peek through. My biggest problem is on either side of that hint. I've still got my jelly rolls. Yes, they're smaller but still definitely there. That's what keeps me motivated. I WILL LOSE MY LOVE HANDLES!!! (Then she'll have to grab something else.

)

Posted by: dvlmn666

hahah cool dude, keep it up. Sounds like everything is coming around. One of these days I'll have to sign up for one of those spinning classes. I'll have to check out the other gyms, I can go to any of the 6 in the bay. But mine all there evening classes start at 6 and I'm always at work til 6 minimum.

But I've been doin the stairmaster alot, that seems to be helpin my calves big time.

Keep it up dude, Love handles are a pain in the a$$ to get rid of, but you'll do it. You've got a good start.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by dvlmn666 Love handles are a pain in the a$$

You're built funny.

Posted by: dvlmn666

roflmao yeah and you look funny

Posted by: ALBOB

Posted by: craig777

Keep dreamin there buddy.

Posted by: craig777

Wow, had to go to the 2nd page to get this.

Albob, take a look at my new trainer. In my journal you have to go back a page or two.

Posted by: ALBOB

Took a good look this morning. She's hot. OK, I'm a bit of a freak but I'd do her in a heartbeat.

Posted by: craig777

She can squat a car. She has more muscles than me.

Posted by: Miss LeDix

Hi ALBOB! Where you been hiding lately?

Posted by: ALBOB

Texas.

Like I told Craig, it would be a great place if so many damn Texans didn't live there.

Took my laptop so I could stay in touch but the stinkin' firewall on the Remote Server wouldn't let me have access to the web.

Looks like more of the same next week. I'll only be here on Monday and them I'm San Antonio bound.

Despite the lack of training and diet posts in here I have been very good with both. Yes, the knee is preventing me from doing any leg work but I'm maintaining what quad/ham size I have with the Spinning routines. I don't know exact BF numbers but I do know I've lost 20 pounds and 2" off my waist since I started this whole mess. One more month and we'll unveil the New and Improved ALBOB. Speaking of one more month, I was thinking about August 5th being the contest dead-line. That'll be three full months of contest prep and end on a Monday so everyone will have the weekend to take and scan pictures. Any thoughts from other contestants and/or judges?

Posted by: Miss LeDix

Sounds good to me!

Awesome job on your results so far...that sucks you can't visit us here while you are out of town.

Posted by: craig777

That sounds good to me also, I will be leaving for Michigan on August 3rd so I will have to take pics the week before and post..

Posted by: ALBOB

Well, since Miss LeDix is the most "active" judge of the bunch and seems to post in all the contestant's journals on a regular basis, would you mind spreading the word Miss L? Thanks.

Posted by: Miss LeDix

Who are the judges again?

Posted by: ALBOB

Oh crap! You would have to ask that question.

After careful consideration I think it's you and anybody else that will vote for ME.

(I'm pretty sure w8lifter agreed. I'm not sure about Scotty the Body, he originally wanted to be a contestant but I think he jumped ship to be a judge. I'll go wade through the original challenge post for a while and get back to you.)

Posted by: ALBOB

After reading the entire Challenge thread I STILL don't know who the judges really are. My best guess is you, w8lifter and Twin Peaks. Dr. Pain and Prince were suggested but never replied one way or the other.

Posted by: Miss LeDix

Let's remember that it's me, Twin Peak, w8lifter...and maybe Prince and Dr. Pain...we can reference this post next month when judging is needed. And the contestants are...you, dvlmn, Craig....and ??

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Miss LeDix And the contestants are??

ME! (Nobody else really matters now, do they?

)

Posted by: craig777

Albob, Miss LeDix will be fair and impartial. She will pick the best overall improvement.

Miss LeDix did you get the chocolate and roses I sent.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777 Miss LeDix did you get the chocolate and roses I sent.

You sent her chocolate???? I KNOW you're out of the running.

Posted by: ALBOB

HOLY CRAP!!! Not a post for two weeks?!?!?!? Somebody's been slacking here!!!

OOPS, looks like that somebody's me.

Not really, been working out just as much, just not posting in here lately. Been on the road a lot lately but trying to keep the diet as clean as possible. Yeah, yeah..............for those of you who read Craig's journal you know I do a big lunch, so sue me.

Now it's down to the final three weeks and I'm hitting the gym with a vengance and keeping the diet SUPER clean. Gotta go take care of some business. Later

Posted by: craig777

Yep people Albob likes his lunch.

Actually he did really good, my trainer is telling me to eat a steak every day.

Posted by: craig777

Hey Albob here's a present for you.

Posted by: ALBOB

I like her more and more with every tid bit you tell about her.

Posted by: craig777

She told me that last week Thursday, after we had lunch on Wednesday and I kept thinking I should have had what you had.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777
Hey Albob here's a present for you.

And again.........HOLY CRAP!!! At first I could pry my eyes away from that butt.......................then, when I saw the face, I wished I hadn't.

(Damn, why isn't w8lifter here for that one. That's surely worth a good STFU.)

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777 I kept thinking I should have had what you had.

Yeah, she was tasty.

Posted by: craig777

Well if she was, it wasn't our waitress.

Posted by: ALBOB

You and I are gonna have to brush up on our Abbott and Costello impersonnations. When I start a bogus joke like that you're supposed to roll with it and make Kuso jealous.

Posted by: craig777

I get it, sorry I blew that one.

Posted by: ALBOB

I've gotten away from posting my workouts lately becuase it's not nearly as much fun as pornalizing other poeple's posts. This morning I had a bit of an epiphany though. Tuesday is back day and for some unknown reason I walked straight for a flat bench and decided to start off by doing heavy dumb bell pull overs. I haven't done them in years and just needed something to wake up my normal back routine. OH MY DEAR GOD did I have a great workout. After doing three heavy sets of these I moved to chins (four working sets), then to barbell rows (four working sets). After doing 11 total working sets my lats were absolutely fried and I honestly couldn't bring my arms all the way to my sides because I had such a pump. I don't ever memember getting a pump like that in my lats before. What a wonderful feeling.

Posted by: craig777

Good job, I love pullovers. I did them yesterday and today I feel huge.

Posted by: craig777

Hey Albob,

What did you think of skipping rope, looks like fun doesn't it.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777
Hey Albob, What did you think of skipping rope, looks like fun doesn't it.

Wonder if she'd like to try doubles.

Posted by: craig777

Well we got a call from my stepson's dad last night. He had lunch with my stepson yesterday.

My stepson got into a fight at work yesterday and may get fired today, and as my wife puts it he got himself a drippy dick. (Venereal Disease) He won't go to the doctor.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777 He won't go to the doctor.

That'll change as the pain increases. (I am NOT speaking from experience!!!

)

Posted by: craig777

My wife said she hopes his dick just falls right off. She is not happy with him.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by craig777
My wife said she hopes his dick just falls right off. She is not happy with him.

Better to have him suffer with the pain. If it falls off he's outta the Air Force. Dickless Wonders are relegated to the Army.

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by ALBOB

Better to have him suffer with the pain. If it falls off he's outta the Air Force. Dickless Wonders are relegated to the Army.

Oh we are funny today aren't we

Posted by: ALBOB

Yeah, I'm just full of it, aren't I?

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by ALBOB

Yeah, I'm just full of it, aren't I?

I'll agree with that.

Posted by: Mike51

looking down and checking.....yep still there 20 years army

ALBOB's a rocking chair wannabe

Posted by: craig777

Hey Mike, Army alright. I was 4 active 2 reserves. Didn't retire though. I was in from 83-87 first 3 at Ft Sam Houston, last one in Taegu Korea.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Mike51 ALBOB's a rocking chair wannabe

I'd be the first one to admit that!

Although it better be a damn comfy rocking chair to replace the lounge chair I'm sitting right now. I think Mel Brooks said it best, "It's good to be the King."

(Now if I could just get rid of this stinkin' Major that's always pestering me to get to work.

)

Posted by: Mike51

hey they only put officers (slugs) on earth so NCO's could show them the correct way to do things

Posted by: ALBOB

Oh don't I know it. But in standard DOD fasion they only put UN-trainable monkeys in those positions.

Posted by: Mike51

Craig...sorry I didnt see your post til now.....was to busy trying to find a rocking chair for ALBOB (they make them extra large dont they) oh sorry its for him to sit in right...not rest his head on

was in from Dec 69 to Feb 90 not many places in the states....and only 2 places outside the states germany for 9 years and a lovely little place called vietnam (Phu Cat AFB was a great place to party) but I got to say retirement is great...havent worked a day in 6 years (job wise anyway). ALBOB have to say though you guys in the Air Force know how to do it right....build the officers club first, then the NCO's club...any money left over you build a runway

Posted by: craig777

Well if you ask Pitboss he needs it extra extra large for him to sit in it.

Posted by: ALBOB

First off, to both or you........

My ass isn't even HALF the size it used to be and as far as my head is concerned..............which one are we talking about?

Officer's club FIRST???? What base are YOU talking about???

P.S. They can land on a stinkin' highway, any money left over goes to buy more booze.

Posted by: Mike51

ok now reread it I said....any money left over....hell even I know ya gotta stock the damn clubs

and for the officers, I did call them slugs this morning, so I'm only trying to be nice

Posted by: ALBOB

Sorry, can't have it both ways. You can be either "nice" or you can be HONEST.

Posted by: esmerelda

He he heee...Boys Boys.....please.....if it wears a uniform there is nothing wrong with it.....but I do know that rank has its privilege!!! Which one has/had the highest rank here??????

Rocking chair.....mmmmm...I have one.....mmmmm...did use it when I had the kids.....but Im sure I could dust it off.....and see if someones slim-line butt can be accommodated!!! But then again, it also means he has to "share" it with me also!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda Which one has/had the highest rank here??????

We'll my vote would be for Craig to be the rankest. Jeeze bud, try a deodorant.

As far as actual stripes, I don't know. What did you make it up to Mike? I'm an E-7 myself.

Originally posted by esmerelda see if someones slim-line butt can be accommodated!!! But then again, it also means he has to "share" it with me also!!!!!

Slim butt??? That's ME!!! Share? With YOU??? HELL YEAH!!!

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by ALBOB

We'll my vote would be for Craig to be the rankest. Jeeze bud, try a deodorant.

As far as actual stripes, I don't know. What did you make it up to Mike? I'm an E-7 myself.

Slim butt??? That's ME!!! Share? With YOU??? HELL YEAH!!!

Hey it's just my legs that stink, and I washed them.

Posted by: Mike51

retired as an E-7 and only retired cause I didnt want to go back to germany for another 2 years.....9 years were enough.....

I was looking at pay info on the web...are you falling into that new retired pay? 3 highest years or whatever? if so that sucks...at least mine was 50% of base pay

Posted by: esmerelda

*Giggle...giggle* Having to retire at 40!!!!! Now wheres the walking frame.....oh yea....poor OLD Albob....gotta watch the ticker dont we!!!! *Essy now ducks for cover.....but waves her flimsy black lacy nickers in the air for Albob to spot...ermmm... Albob get your glasses....Im over here behind the sofa!!!!*

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Mike51 I was looking at pay info on the web...are you falling into that new retired pay? 3 highest years or whatever? if so that sucks...at least mine was 50% of base pay

Nope, I came in ONE month before they started that. **WHEW** Yeah, it really sucks for those guys. I know what you mean about the two extra years because I'm right in the middle of them right now. I was almost completely done with my retirement out processing when the bastards told me I'd made E-7. The only catch is that I'd have to wear it for two years before I could retire in that grade. Oh well, see what being a greedy bastard will do for ya'?

Esmerelda: Yeah, I see that ass...............and I've got something for it too. Don't you worry about my ticker, I can handle you.

Posted by: esmerelda

Sooooo....are you now saying your not retiring at 40?!!! Damn, and I was sooo after an old fart who had one foot in the grave and the other resting nicely on a banana peel!!!!!! NOT!! Im only too aware of how you would handle me!!!! And you have no worries....I know how to do CPR!!!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda
Sooooo....are you now saying your not retiring at 40?!!!

I'll be 40 at my retirement ceremony but by the time my terminal leave, permissive TDY and out processing are all done I'll be 41. Talk about government red tape.

Posted by: Mike51

41??? damn someone call the medics....ya gonna make it??

(39 when I retired)

Posted by: ALBOB

My body will definitely make it, my MIND went years ago.

Yep, wouldda been 38 if I hadn't made E-7. Oh well, the extra two years just means more $$$. (Higher base pay X higher retirement %. Besides, retiring at such an OOOOOOOLD age will probably mean more VA disability.

)

Posted by: Mike51

yep that va deal is sweet.......mines only at 10% but hell its nontaxable on that part. but one thing for sure..those guys when you out process will try and put down everything they can think of to try and get you the most they can.
and since your under the same system as I am....oh yeah...50% at 20(bp) with an additional 2 1/2 % for each additional year up to 30 for a max of 75%, hell cant beat that.....(did I tell ya I was 17 years army finance?)

Posted by: ALBOB

FINANCE???? WHERE THE HELL IS THE MONEY FROM MY LAST TDY??? I got a credit card to pay off, ya' know???

Did you have to deal with that stupid credit card??? What a piece of shit.

I'm the 1st Shirt here and I've got to pour over every stinkin' purchase these people make to make sure they're not "mis-using" their travel cards. As far as I'm concerned, as long as it gets paid off every month, who the hell cares WHAT it's being used for. We should be stimulating the economy, right?

Posted by: Mike51

my last 4 years were at ft douglas in utah...so we got paid out of hill afb for tdy....and we liked that a hell of a lot better then if we were paid out of ft carson...you guys paid more on your tdy vouchers (hotel flat rate...not actual cost)
the only credit card at that time was the gas card for gsa cars..... so didnt have that new one...but I can see where you would have problems with that.....like we used to say "you got checks you got money" but your right.....as long as its paid off every month then no problem

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Mike51 (hotel flat rate...not actual cost)

SHHHHHHHHHH .........................Damn man, you wanna spill the beans to the whole world???

Posted by: Mike51

did I say flat rate?????? damn meant lower rate and we hated it

Posted by: ALBOB

RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Posted by: Miss LeDix

Well..I'm lost in all this military nonsense...but I can say that I'm pretty sure I'm pissed at ALBOB and the newbie. Retired at 38? 41? What's that all about? And in all seriousness..ALBOB are you retiring soon? And will not be working? Or will you work as a civilian?

Posted by: Mike51

Hey ALBOB........all this time reading these post and your right about Miss L (what a potty mouth) pissed?????? I dont talk that way....do you?

Newbie???????? where?

(Miss L i'm only kidding ya, hope you know that)

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Miss LeDix ALBOB are you retiring soon? And will not be working? Or will you work as a civilian?

June 15th, 2003.

I'd love to go into complete retirement mode the way it looks like Mike has but I'm too greedy. My take on things is that June 15th of 2003 will mark 22 years 6 months of service to my country, then it's time for ME!!! As you already know I'm moving to Vegas, once there I'm gonna work for whoever, doing WHATever pays the most. It's time to fill the coffers and start having fun. I know, money doesn't buy everything and you have to love the WORK too but I can live with hating the work for a while as long as the money's good enough.

Posted by: dvlmn666

Originally posted by ALBOB
but I can live with hating the work for a while as long as the money's good enough.

exactly.

Hard part is sometimes you get to deep into it and end up staying there way longer than you should.

Posted by: craig777

I found this way back here. Where are the workouts and meals.

Posted by: ALBOB

Workouts?

Meals?

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Yeah, yeah........Piss off...........I'm doing them both, just not posting them. I get bored easily and documentation is the first thing to get dropped from my agenda. I'd make a great government employee, wouldn't I?

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by ALBOB
Workouts?

Meals?

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Yep Documentation is the first thing dropped when saving money.

Posted by: esmerelda

Yep...thats why we call you guys....."Dolly Partons"...... you look good...but do very very little!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

And we call YOU Dolly Parton because they're HUGE !!!

Posted by: craig777

How does it feel to be almost old.

Posted by: ALBOB

Like I keep telling my wife, "I'll NEVER be as old as YOU."

Actually I'm looking forward to it. I'm off tomorrow and Wednesday and I know there's a special bottle just waiting for me as a birthday present. Can you say "tequilla"?

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by ALBOB
Like I keep telling my wife, "I'll NEVER be as old as YOU."

Actually I'm looking forward to it. I'm off tomorrow and Wednesday and I know there's a special bottle just waiting for me as a birthday present. Can you say "tequilla"?

Just give your wife the keys to the car.

Posted by: ALBOB

I'm not even planning on leaving the house.

Posted by: Sosunni

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIE!!! I know you won't get this until AFTER the blessed day... but wanted you to know my absence does not at all mean I forgot!!!

xxoo

Suz

Posted by: craig777

OK, I posted my pics in my journal ending the Albob Challenge. I am going on vacation until next week Thursday. I will be back at work on Friday.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Sosunni
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIE!!! I know you won't get this until AFTER the blessed day... but wanted you to know my absence does not at all mean I forgot!!!

xxoo

Suz

Well you sure forgot SOMETHING. Where's my Sosunni all wrapped up in a nice bow???

Have a great time Craig.

Posted by: ALBOB

Pictures have been taken and sent to dvlmn for cropping and posting. Have a great day.

Posted by: dvlmn666

and heeeeerrreeeeee'sssssss Albob

Posted by: dvlmn666

Side Pose

Posted by: dvlmn666

awesome job dude. And glad to hear you had a great birthday.

Posted by: ALBOB

Thanks for the help bud. I hate those pictures, they don't begin to show the progress I actually made. I think I'm gonna stick to this for another couple of months and try to get where I wanted to get in the first place. Seems like dropping the fat gets harder with every passing birthday but I WILL get rid of those damn love handles!!! Thanks again.

Posted by: esmerelda

Heheheeee...can I please have a double order of the male on the right...with a side order of......ermmmm...I dont think I'm allowed to get that graphic on open line....am I???!!!!

Hey Al........ermmmm.........can I have some home shots too?!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda Hey Al........ermmmm.........can I have some home shots too?!!

Of course you can.....................but you gotta take them yourself.

Posted by: esmerelda

No arguements there!!!! Can we make a time now...or should I just turn up on your door step????

I know your only half the man you used to be.....so.......does that mean that you'll end up taking twice as long!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Twice as long? Yes! (But be VERY careful about that "Half a man" comment.

)

Posted by: esmerelda

OHhhh??? Why????? Gonna prove to me that your twice the man?!!!! Or now that your over the hill......are you finding it hard to keep up with us young thangs!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

The spankings will begin IMMEDIATELY !!!

Oh yeah, I forgot, we like those.

Posted by: esmerelda

Shall I bring the paddle or will you be happy with just the cat-o-nine tails?!!!!!

The leather is well oiled ........just how you like it!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda The leather is well oiled

Along with everything else, I assume.

Posted by: esmerelda

NO!!!!! Hey...I already start things without you.....how about you stop playing the "Im just finishing off at the office" routine and get down to the real matters at hand!!!! Its your turn to oil the bollards for a change!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

You're demanding I get you oiled up? Hmmmm............that sounds like the kind of order I wouldn't mind taking for a few decades.

Posted by: esmerelda

Then come hither boy......on bended knee........warm up those hands.............and..........start.....sorry...I forgot.....you cant get on bended knee can you!!!! Hell...now that takes all the shine off it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well just this once.............

Posted by: ALBOB

How about if we both just lay down?

Posted by: esmerelda

Narrrrrrrrrr....lets retire to the steamy showers................I'll bring the soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

And I'll bring the Scrubber.

Posted by: ALBOB

Well boys and girls, I'm outta here for a week. I'll be back in action next Thursday. Have fun while I'm gone...................but not too much, save that for when I get back.

Posted by: Tank316

Hey ALBOB. great job...........

Posted by: Tank316

WTF....did you die or something?????????? or is the new lean and mean you been busy???

Posted by: ZECH

We can't figure that one out!! Just up and poof!
Where are you alboobie??

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by ALBOB
Well boys and girls, I'm outta here for a week. I'll be back in action next Thursday. Have fun while I'm gone...................but not too much, save that for when I get back.

To Tank and dg, which part of this post didn't you two understand???

I was on vacation, camping up in Brian Head, Utah. Had a great time, thanks.

Posted by: Tank316

never really pay any attention to your posts

sorry.................j/k, just cant read.

Posted by: kuso

LOL@Tank

Great job ALBOB....you can see your waist is smaller, and you legs are much more cut

Posted by: esmerelda

Ok...so its been decided that you and Craig have won...now when do you want me to pick you up at the airport?!! And I have a nice interview room awaiting you....then after we get thru with the full welcoming strip down and body search....I will have to then place you in full Quarantine for the length of your stay...... ermmm can you guess who will be your slave for that time?!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda I will have to then place you in full Quarantine for the length of your stay...... ermmm can you guess who will be your slave for that time?!!!!

There better be a jacuzzi in that quarantine room.

Posted by: Tank316

Originally posted by ALBOB

There better be a jacuzzi in that quarantine room.

yes, there is. and theres only room for her and i so stay the F out.

Posted by: esmerelda

Lol.......no...sorry.. no water sports allowed at work...too many others wanting to watch!!!! So just to spice things up a little...how about we all go back to my other place....then there is more than enough room for all....I mean....how much room do you want in a kidney shaped spa fitted to seat at least 15!!!! Not to forget the grog fridge filled with all we need....and more!!!

Posted by: Tank316

i love GROG

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda how much room do you want in a kidney shaped spa fitted to seat at least 15!!!!

Hmmmm............You, Tank, me and 12 of your lovely young lady friends?

The 12 young ladies are for Tank, you know you're the only one for me.

OK by you Tank?

Posted by: Tank316

well, lets trade off every once in awhile, just for the heck of.!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: esmerelda

Sounds like an awful lot of water sports going on at my place!!! That and I can introduce you to real beer...real strenght .... not that watered down type you have!!!...Ohh Al darlin.....I have a special bottle of clear liquid in the freezer with your name on it...do you know that it feels twice as cold on warm flesh!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda do you know that it feels twice as cold on warm flesh!!!!

No, but I'm willing to find out.

Tank, trade? I think we'll have to leave that up to the ladies. I think I could handle it but I wouldn't want to travel all that way just to have Essy kick my ass..........................in a bad way.

Posted by: kuso

Hey

I hope you two old bastards aren`t trying to put this trip together without your trusty tour guide

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso
Hey

I hope you two old bastards aren`t trying to put this trip together without your trusty tour guide

Not at all, we've been consulting with Essy every step of the way. Thanks for making sure though.

Posted by: kuso

BASTARD!!!!!

!!!!

You HAVE to know, two US blokes would never survive Oz without a local to help you get from the airport to Essy`s etc

Posted by: ALBOB

Uhh, you might want to re-think that. Essy works AT the airport.

She's the one who's gonna frisk us upon arrival.

Posted by: kuso

UM.....****SHIT****......I think all international flights go through Sydney, not Perth, so you`ll need some help with the transfers etc......hell, I`ll even carry your bag :o

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso hell, I`ll even carry your bag :o

Are you sure you wanna sign up for that? Tank's a pretty big boy, ya' know?

Posted by: kuso

finger: I said your bag...not your hag

But shit....if it meant staying at Essys I might even try to carry him

Posted by: ALBOB

Ok, ok...................sheesh, I hate to see a grown man grovel. If it means that much to you we'll save you a seat on the wing.

Somehow this conversation is beginning to sound vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Tank316

sorry i missed out on all the grovel. it doesnt matter what happens as long as the hot tub thing works out that all that matter...yo essy, how far is the fridge of grog from the tub?dont want to waste all that energy running back and fourth for ale .....get my drift.

Posted by: esmerelda

Well Tank I know that you have travelled sooooo far for this... how about I arrange to have one of the girls be your personal drinks waitress!!!! Whenever the can/glass is almost empty... she slinks off and gets a fresh one for you!!!! And a drink as well!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know how to treat our visitors over here!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Got a phone call today from the surgeon's office and my surgery date has been moved up. I'm now exactly one month away from the big knife. Oh joy........

Posted by: esmerelda

Hey if it makes you feel any better Albob...you know I still have that nurses outfit hanging up.....and I know how to make things feel sooooo much nicer!!!! Want me to come and help relieve the stress and take your mind off your knee?!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda Want me to come and help relieve the stress and take your mind off your knee?!!!!

Well uhhh..................geee...................let me think.....................

........................Oh what the hell, get yer a$$ over here.

Posted by: esmerelda

As good as done!!!! I know how you like to swap positions....like all the time...so how can I be sure you wont hurt that knee again?!! Ermmmm ......... anyone got any handcuffs they can lend me?!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by esmerelda how can I be sure you wont hurt that knee again?!!

Climb on top of me a try to hold me down.

Posted by: kuso

Good luck with the knee op! How long will you be out of comission?

Posted by: butterfly

Had been in here in awhile so I thought I'd say HI

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by kuso
Good luck with the knee op! How long will you be out of comission?

According to the Doc I won't be able to drive a car for about three weeks so you need to be prepared to see a lot of me around here.

Posted by: kuso

Oh shit

Well, I guess it`ll make up for the time you HAVEN`T been on recently

Posted by: ALBOB

Awwww...............you missed me..............how sweet.

Posted by: Fitgirl70

hey Albob....I have been meaning to ask you --
what is a tome?

As in the name of your thread/journal?

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Fitgirl70
hey Albob....I have been meaning to ask you --
what is a tome?

As in the name of your thread/journal?

Go about half way down the very first page of this journal, Craig asked the very same question. I'd come right out and tell you the answer but it wouldn't have the same "wise ass" effect.

Posted by: Fitgirl70

You, not the same wise-ass?????? C'mon now.

Just jokin' -- just jokin' --
I'm sure you mean tomb, I just like giving you hell!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Fitgirl70 I'm sure you mean tomb

No seriously, I meant "tome". Go back to the first page and check it out.

Posted by: Tank316

hows the knee, or did they try to fix something else.

j/k AL, hope to seee you back here soon. get well.

Posted by: Sosunni

And BOOBY - where are YOU!?!?

Posted by: Tank316

yes, its been awhile since da man has been around, hope all is well.

Posted by: ALBOB

Everything's great. Can't exactly chase the hotties too fast right now so I just lay back and let them come to me..............Getting the hint Sosunni?

Posted by: Tank316

i knew you would figure something out from them to cum to you.

glad you're fine though

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