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The "Official" FUQ thread!

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Posted by: mmafiter

Ok, here's the plan. Use this thread to vent your anger about anything that's bugging you or has happened to you. And at the end of the rant, make sure you say FUQ! So, let's say a bad driver pissed you off, at the end of the rant you say "bad driver...FUQ!" Maybe you will feel better, and we'll get a laugh at your expense!

Here's my first one; Cell phones.

Why oh why do people think they're so special and cool when they're talking on a cell phone? I mean any idiot can scrape up $25.00 and go get a cell phone can't they, it's not that special. I really hate it when "soccer mom" type women are yakking to thier friends on the phone during an event. At the last fitness show I went to with w8, there was some chick on the phone right behind me and she's describing what's happening at the show to the person on the phone! For the WHOLE freakin' show she's doing this! I was tempted to turn around and calmly take the phone out of her hand and then smash it on the floor.

Rude cell phone users.............FUQ!!!!!!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Back on January 27 of this year, I had a minor car accident and caused some damage to my new truck.
I didn’t get my truck back from the body shop till February 27 (one whole month) and when I did get it back, the Paint didn’t match, they were still missing some suspension parts (on back order so they say).
On March 26, the missing parts came in (2 months after accident) truck still needed to be re-painted.
Last week while I was in the city, 500km away from home, the leaf spring broke causing the rear diff to leak. Turns out the body shop didn’t replace the damaged one but rather did a shitty job repairing it. They were supposed to put on a new one as my truck was brand new and the insurance company was paying for BRAND NEW parts.

Now today May 4/02, 3 months and a couple days since my accident, my trucks paint still doesn’t match, I’ve got a rattle in my box where damage was and my steering wheel is about 15% off center.

Crooked Mechanics…………….FUQ!!!

Posted by: CLPgold

FUQ just for the hell of it today

OK here's a good reason! Cuz I ain't gettin' any gosh darnit FUQ and it's springtime. FUQ!!!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

LOL, you need to move back to Alberta!!

Posted by: CRASHMAN

FUQ my soups too hot! hahaha

Posted by: mmafiter

Ha ha, you guys crack me up! FUQ!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by mmafiter

Ha ha, you guys crack me up! FUQ!

FUQ,I don't get it mmafiter...
You pissed at those guys?

Posted by: mmafiter

No! It just cracks me up when we say FUQ after a rant. It sort of makes light of the situation and you realize it's not worth stressing about. Like this.....

Crazy bike riding Canadians...........FUQ!

Posted by: CLPgold

I'm outta beer! FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!!!!!

I don't know when The Beer Store opens on Sundays. Right now it's almot 10:00am. I am gonna head over there soon and see if they're open.

Posted by: Decosta

I'm waititng to hear from a worplace and they haven#t gotten back to me in a month and ahalf and when I can earn about 100 pounds a week, that is a major

FUQ!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by mmafiter
No! It just cracks me up when we say FUQ after a rant. It sort of makes light of the situation and you realize it's not worth stressing about. Like this.....

Crazy bike riding Canadians...........FUQ!

FUQ yeah!!!

Posted by: qball

Crazy bike riders! Canadian or no

Live to ride - Ride to Live

Posted by: lean_n_76er

Damn slow Sunday drivers! Never fails to get behind one when you really need to be somewhere on time! FUQ!

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Being on a mountain bike, ten miles into the woods with nothing around, and having to take a wicked shit. Happened to me yesterday. FUQ!!!!! Thank God for the Kleenex I had in my backpack.

Posted by: HickeyNC

Smashing your Damn finger when putting the bar back into the squat rack. It still hurts. FUQ

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
LOL, you need to move back to Alberta!!

Do you live in Alberta Scotty?

hhmmm ... a rant.

Well, while at the bar this weekend, a hottie pinched my butt - FUQ!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by qball

Crazy bike riders! Canadian or no

Live to ride - Ride to Live

HUH???
You making $$$$$$ off of your riding?FUQ!!!!!

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Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
Being on a mountain bike, ten miles into the woods with nothing around, and having to take a wicked shit. Happened to me yesterday. FUQ!!!!! Thank God for the Kleenex I had in my backpack.

FUQ...Do bears shit in da woods???

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Originally posted by Dero

FUQ...Do bears shit in da woods???

I don't know, but baboons sure as hell do.

Posted by: bludevil

Having the damn in-laws over, FUQ in-laws

Posted by: Dero

FUQ,I hate beavers...
NOT THOSE ONES!!!!
The four legged ones that build dams ...
Lots of bike trails are still under water,because of the FOUR LEGGED BEAVERS!!!!!

Spent about 2 hrs today destroying some dams,I know I will go back tomorrow and have do it again!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

I work for a Major. (That's his rank, not his assholeness. Well yeah, it's his assholeness too.) Anyway he's SUPPOSEDLY has his degree in education. We have to write annual evaluation reports on everybody who works here. Notice I said "WE". I write them and he bleeds all over them and sends them back a dozen and a half times for corrections. Then, when the reports go to our headquarters they come back with even more blood on them fixing the things he FUQ'D up. When all is said and done they end up looking exactly like the reports I handed him in the first place, WEEKS AGO!!! And THEN the bastard comes in my office telling me I need to learn how to write better.

FUQING MAJORS...........FUQ!!!!!

Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by ALBOB
I work for a Major. (That's his rank, not his assholeness. Well yeah, it's his assholeness too.) Anyway he's SUPPOSEDLY has his degree in education. We have to write annual evaluation reports on everybody who works here. Notice I said "WE". I write them and he bleeds all over them and sends them back a dozen and a half times for corrections. Then, when the reports go to our headquarters they come back with even more blood on them fixing the things he FUQ'D up. When all is said and done they end up looking exactly like the reports I handed him in the first place, WEEKS AGO!!! And THEN the bastard comes in my office telling me I need to learn how to write better.

FUQING MAJORS...........FUQ!!!!!

Typical beauracracy. The guy who knows what he's doing gets screwed while some kiss ass takes the credit.

Beauracracy.........FUQ!

Posted by: wheete

People that walk to close to you when you are doing bench presses, accidently walking into your barbell and having it drop in your lap, hitting your $#%$!!!!.

Posted by: julinia

FUQ the bill collectors who call me everyday all the time like I am sitting on top of a stash of money I am trying to hide. If I am home during the middle of the day chances are I'm not working. FUQ heads!

I feel better

Posted by: Mule

Having some giggly girl drop a dumbbell on your foot and just telling her oh im alright when you feel like ripping her FUQing head off!

Posted by: lean_n_76er

Close Talkers! FUQ 'em! (especially when they have bad fuq'in breath)

Posted by: Crayon

mmafiter, I can't help to keep laughing my ass off at yoru little picture under your fuqing name. It looks like your fuquing singing to a crowd? What the fuq are you singing, Elvis songs do those old hags in Las Vegas?

was that good fuq usage?

Posted by: seyone

FUQ all of ottawa for beating the Flyers and FUQ the Flyers for sucking enough to loose.

Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by Crayon
mmafiter, I can't help to keep laughing my ass off at yoru little picture under your fuqing name. It looks like your fuquing singing to a crowd? What the fuq are you singing, Elvis songs do those old hags in Las Vegas?

was that good fuq usage?

Yep, that's me the lounge singer.

Posted by: ALBOB

FUQ tele FUQ marketers FUQ!!!! Over the past week I've averaged 8 phone calls from telemarketers PER DAY!!! FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!

I think they're getting in their last minute flurry before the People's Republic of California outlaws them. One of the only good laws this stupid Communist State has ever come up with.

And while I'm at it......FUQ California bleeding heart Liberals!

Yes, I have issues.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by seyone
FUQ all of ottawa for beating the Flyers and FUQ the Flyers for sucking enough to loose.

Hmmmm,something tells me that you're pissed at me?

Soon,you will see that Da Sens

Oh sorry,I forgot FUQ!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Don't flatter yourself hairball, we're all pissed at the Flyers for not living up to their potential and then blaming it on the coach and goaltender.

Posted by: Dero

FUQ

Can't blame me for trying...

Posted by: kuso

I don`t even know what the Flyers are FUQ

Posted by: ALBOB

Dero FUQs Kuso.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by kuso

I don`t even know what the Flyers are FUQ

Fuq...You mean WERE!!!
They WERE a NHL hockey team from Philly that lost in da FIRST round of elimination to the Ottawa Senators...
Hats off to them for trying!!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB
Dero FUQs Kuso.

...FUQ.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by ALBOB
Dero FUQs Kuso.

Albob.....
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FUQ

Posted by: hurtyhair4u

Fuq moving , it sucks to high hell !!!

Fuq work , it sucks to higher hell !!

Fuq bills , they suck !!!

Fuq driving to work !!

Fuq driving home from work !!

FUQ FUQ FUQ !!!!!

Fuq u you fuq'n fuq !~!!!

Damn that feels good !!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by hurtyhair4u
Fuq moving , it sucks to high hell !!!

Fuq work , it sucks to higher hell !!

Fuq bills , they suck !!!

Fuq driving to work !!

Fuq driving home from work !!

FUQ FUQ FUQ !!!!!

Fuq u you fuq'n fuq !~!!!

Damn that feels good !!!

FUQ!!!I think that's what mmafiter had in mind when he started this thread...

Posted by: hurtyhair4u

Originally posted by Dero

FUQ!!!I think that's what mmafiter had in mind when he started this thread...

FUQ YEAH !!!

FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ !!!!!

Posted by: w8lifter

I could use a fu....nevermind

FUQ!

Posted by: naturaltan

hahahaha

Posted by: hurtyhair4u

Originally posted by naturaltan
hahahaha

You forgot to say FUQ !!

This thread fuq'n rocks

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by w8lifter
I could use a fu....nevermind

FUQ!

Just don't beat about da bush...Ya have a rant?
RANT!!!!!

FUQ!!!(I forgot it!!)

Posted by: naturaltan

I think she wants a bush to be .... uh oh ... too much info - fuq!

Posted by: w8lifter

FUQQIN RIGHT

lol

Posted by: naturaltan

damn I hate it when women post about wanting to be fuqed and there's nothing you can do about because
A) they're married - fuq!! ... and
B) you're married - fuq!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by naturaltan
damn I hate it when women post about wanting to be fuqed and there's nothing you can do about because
A) they're married - fuq!!

If she's married why's she posting about wanting to be fuqed?

mmafiter???? Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?????

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by ALBOB

If she's married why's she posting about wanting to be fuqed?

mmafiter???? Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?????

exactly my next post

... come out come out wherever you are ...

Posted by: ALBOB

OK, since we seem to be thinking along the same lines, what am I thinking NOW???

(FUQ)

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB

If she's married why's she posting about wanting to be fuqed?

mmafiter???? Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?????

Now I hate it when you see a man HOWLING another man's name and putting da

guy after dat...
Then when you say something to that effect,he will deny it ...
FUQ!!!

Hmmm...Should I go and see how W8 is?It's just a hop,skip and a jump for me...

Posted by: naturaltan

uuummmm FUQ, I don't know.

So now I also hate it when someone asks if I know what they're thinking ... like I am some sort of mind reader - FUQ!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

People that park to close to you and bang there door against yours FUQ!!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Dero Now I hate it when you see a man HOWLING another man's name and putting da

guy after dat...

If you knew how to READ instead of just looking at the pictures you'd be able to put it into context and it would make perfect sense.

NT, we're both thinking about hopping on up there and "rendering assistance" to w8lifter. Sure she's the She Beast, but even rabid animals need some lovin'.

(And you knew exactly what I was thinking.)

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Scotty the Body
People that park to close to you and bang there door against yours FUQ!!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!!!

Happened to me three days ago. FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!! M(&(*&^* FQING A$$HOLE put a four inch crease in my passenger side door!!! FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!!!

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by ALBOB
... NT, we're both thinking about hopping on up there and "rendering assistance" to w8lifter.

if only dreams were to come true ...

opps ... forgot ... I hate it when dreams don't come true! FUQ!!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

Originally posted by ALBOB

Happened to me three days ago. FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!! M(&(*&^* FQING A$$HOLE put a four inch crease in my passenger side door!!! FUQ FUQ FUQ!!!!!

I was sitting in my truck when it happened to me on Saturday, I came this close to keying the guys van but it was such a peice of shit he probably wouldn't have noticed.

Posted by: naturaltan

Scotty ... you forgot the magic word!

Posted by: Scotty the Body

FUQ!!!! hehehe opps,

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by naturaltan
Scotty ... you forgot the magic fuqing word!

There, helped ya' out NT.

Posted by: ALBOB

Who comes up with sick fuqing ideas to start threads like this?

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by ALBOB

If she's married why's she posting about wanting to be fuqed?

mmafiter???? Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?????

mmafiter doesn't seem to be cumming

FUQ!!!!

Posted by: CLPgold

Saw SH#2 in the gym today. He looked sooooo yummi FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ I sure wish I was!!! FUQ

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by w8lifter

mmafiter doesn't seem to be cumming

FUQ!!!!

Hmmmm... Maybe he's got sumting on his mind!!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by CLPgold
Saw SH#2 in the gym today. He looked sooooo yummi FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ FUQ I sure wish I was!!! FUQ

I have a querry for ya CPL...I know what you mean by SH#1 and SH#2 but what does it really means?

Posted by: ALBOB

SH=Shiat Head, right?

I think I remember her saying something about a "Super Hottie" the last time she was talking about me.

Posted by: cornfed

Fuq you all...and to fuqqin' all a fuqqin' good night

Fuq!!!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by cornfed
Fuq you all...and to fuqqin' all a fuqqin' good night

Fuq!!!

FUQ YEAH!!!Sleep again???

Later...

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB
SH=Shiat Head, right?

I think I remember her saying something about a "Super Hottie" the last time she was talking about me.

OH... I see!!thanks for clearing dat out ALSH...

Posted by: cornfed

Wait one fuqqin' second! Holy what the fuq!!! I must be fuqqin' not right in the fuqqin' head!!! Fuq!!! It's not fuqqin' night time and I'm not fuqqin' goin' the fuq to sleep! What the fuq is wrong w/ me???!!! Fuq!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

What a potty mouth.

Posted by: cornfed

I thought I was in the right thread... sorry

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by cornfed
I thought I was in the right thread... sorry

FUQ...As usual you're right it's ALSH that's lost...

Posted by: cornfed

What the fuq, Alsh!t? What the fuq are you tryin' to fuqqin' do? You think you can fuq w/ me? Huh? Fuqqin' maricon! You fuq w/ me you fuq w/ the best, motha' fuqqer. What the fuq? Fuq you main (yes I said "main"). (Al Pacino fuqqin' rocks, BTW)

Thanx, Dero

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by cornfed You think you can fuq w/ me?

Already fuqing did it, didn't I?

Posted by: w8lifter

Cornbud! You keep that language up and I'll wash your mouth out w/ soap young man!

That is no way for a nice little boy to talk!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by w8lifter

Cornbud! You keep that language up and I'll wash your mouth out w/ soap young man!

That is no way for a nice little boy to talk!

FUQ dat !!!

Don't you start with your morals...this IS the FUQ thread!!!
RIGHT?
If you have a problem wit dat talk to your hubby!!!He's da one dat started this whole thing!!!

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Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Dero talk to your hubby!!!

She tried but apparently he's not listening. Fuqing NT and I offerd "assistance."

Posted by: cornfed

Originally posted by w8lifter

Cornbud! You keep that language up and I'll wash your mouth out w/ soap young man!

That is no way for a nice little boy to talk!

Butt sis? You always liked it when I talked dirty to ya B4?? When I said fuq you all, I only meant you

Alboob, I still won't swing that way.

queer fuqqer

Posted by: mmafiter

w8; I already FUQ'ed you yesterday, remember saying "Whatever you were doing in there was cool!"? So, simmer down and keep your FUQQing pants on.

Albob, I'm shocked!

I didn't know you had the hots for the she-beast! You've played your hand, and now she'll see your weakness and capitalize, she is after all female (I hope) and that's what they do. One last thing..........FUQ!

Posted by: mmafiter

In my town therer is this loser MMA fighter who hasn't ever won a fight but thinks he's some sort of local hero. He comes to my club the other day and "offers" to manage my fighters when they have fights. I asked him point blank what's in it for him, thinking money, and he says he just wants to be in thier corner when they fight and be the one who takes them to the venue, etc.

So, basically what he wants to give the appearance that my fighters are his fighters! He's such a loser that he can't even train his own fighters so he keeps trying to find ways to raid my club. What usually happens with his students is they find out about me and quit his club and come to mine, but I don't actively seek them out, that's the difference.

Mc Dojo, wannabe fighter, egotistical, martial art pimpin', local hero's.........a great BIG FUUUUUUUQQQQQQQQ!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by mmafiter Albob, I'm shocked!

I didn't know you had the hots for the she-beast!

Hot? For the She Beast??? OH FUQ NO!!!!

I was offering assistance to a.......................a......................I was offering assistance.

Posted by: cornfed

A very fuqqin' small bit of assistance. Probably wouldn' even notice...
Yeah, we know Albarelythere, Kuso told everyone.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB

Hot? For the She Beast??? OH FUQ NO!!!!

I was offering assistance to a.......................a......................I was offering assistance.

Where do I find a GIF of a sinking ship when I need one ???

Posted by: ALBOB

MMAFITER!!!!

Look what you started! See if I ever defend YOU again mister.

Posted by: mmafiter

Originally posted by cornfed
A very fuqqin' small bit of assistance. Probably wouldn' even notice...
Yeah, we know Albarelythere, Kuso told everyone.

Ha ha ha! I KNEW it! There, there Alsmall, I'm sure you have a great personality, and that's what really counts. But if you're going to try and tame the she-beast you need a railroad spike, not a thumb-tack.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB
MMAFITER!!!!

Look what you started! See if I ever defend YOU again mister.

Oh stop your crying ALSH,he did not start anything...It's been going all day long...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....Look what you done mmafiter

Sheesh...

Posted by: cornfed

hey, now... let's be compassionate.

shed a tear for Little Altwig.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by cornfed

hey, now... let's be compassionate.

shed a tear for Little Altwig.

Ok...One tear for da ALSH!!!

There!!!How was dat?

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Then it's back to the onslaught!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

TWIG??? Oh no, Sequoa maybe but NOT a twig.

Posted by: cornfed

get's as vertical as one just cut down and as big as the protruding sprout, 5seconds after the seed coat breaks.

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by cornfed

Butt sis? You always liked it when I talked dirty to ya B4?? When I said fuq you all, I only meant you

That sweet little face .....talk dirty to me? ....never!

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by mmafiter
w8; I already FUQ'ed you yesterday, remember saying "Whatever you were doing in there was cool!"? So, simmer down and keep your FUQQing pants on.

Yeah...I remember...that was FUQQing way cool.

FUQ me! I forgot to say FUQ in my last post! FUQ it, this'll have to FUQQing do!

Posted by: cornfed

Fuq yeah!

Posted by: cornfed

Originally posted by w8lifter
That sweet little face .....talk dirty to me? ....never!

How 'bout I burry that sweet 'lil face in... Fuq... w8, I gotta blow my nose...got a kleenex?

Posted by: cornfed

Woooohoooo I'm fuqqin' above w8!!! even better view than below!!! Fuq yeah!!!

(top posters)

Posted by: naturaltan

I hate people who asusme I have nothing better to do than stay late at work! FUQ!! I detest overtime and will not work unless absolutely necessary ... FUQ!!!

Posted by: w8lifter

Originally posted by cornfed

How 'bout I burry that sweet 'lil face in... Fuq... w8, I gotta blow my nose...got a kleenex?

lmfao...you got a way of ruining the mood cornbud, if it ain't that sweet little face it's the damn words cumming outta your mouth!

Posted by: Rob_NC

Here's one for the books.

Now picture this....a 2 lane road that runs East/West is intersected by another 2 lane road running North/South.
The intersection is controlled by a traffic light. There's a gas station on the Northwest corner with an entrance off
off the Southbound lane and one off the Westbound lane. It is 6:30 pm and rush hour is winding down. I'm sitting
in the North bound lane,7 cars back, waiting for the green light. The last Westbound car, aka Dumb Bitch, turns right
(North) just as the her light turns red. My light turns green and traffic begins to move. Suddenly everything stops!! DB
decides to turn left into the gas station (across traffic). The entrance is blocked by cars and the South bound lane isn't
moving because someone wants to turn left (East) across traffic. By now tempers are flaring and horns are wailing. A few choice words have escaped my mouth as well. Question: Why the hell didn't DB continue West thru the light and use the other entrance? Answer has yet to be determined. Possible cause: Inherently stupid person allowed behind the wheel. Conclusions: Common Sense is DEFINITELY dead!!!

FUQ all stupid people!!!!!

Posted by: nikegurl

ARRRGH. I overslept so missed my morning protein shake

FUQ me I guess....

Not so bad - grabbed a can of tuna on the way out the door and added it to my food bag for the day. Tuna for breakfast ? But it works.

Got to work - realized I had forgotten my 6 hardboiled eggs. They were inches away from the bag. Made them last night but didn't add them to the bag b/c they were still hot. FUQ me again...I'm so bad in the morning.

So now I'm down another meal. To top it off - no car with me today (car pooled). No transportation and missing a meal. But hey - wait. We have a little convenience store downstairs in the lobby area. I know they have tuna in cans there. So now I'm having tuna 3 times today. That can't be good but has to be better then missing the meals.

Ready for my big FUQ? Those mofos (will that get censored?) charged $3.29 for 1 can of tuna.

FUQ convenience store. Robbers with a storefront.

(yes - i know it's mostly my own damn fault. lol)

Posted by: dvlmn666

oh fuq, now that fuq'n sucks.

Posted by: cornfed

Originally posted by w8lifter
lmfao...you got a way of ruining the mood cornbud, if it ain't that sweet little face it's the damn words cumming outta your mouth!

oh, and soes fudge count?

Posted by: Twin Peak

Originally posted by tidalwaverus
I hate soap operas so bad I come home for lunch and my wife is watching that crap ,I just want to kick the TV makes it makes my blood boil I would rather drop a wt on foot than listen to that crap. FUQ
STUPID FRICKING WASTE OF LIFE
PICK YOUR NOSE YOU WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO ADMIRE!!!!!!!FUQ

Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: kuso

Originally posted by nikegurl

FUQ me I guess....

Posted by: Burner02

So, i'm a day late on this:
ok:
"Well, while at the bar this weekend, a hottie pinched my butt - FUQ!! "
**at least you had someone pinching you!....F U Q!!!

"Cuz I ain't gettin' any gosh darnit FUQ and it's springtime. FUQ!!!""
**Hey CLP....what a coinkidink! Neither am I!!!! We could get together and FUQ, FUQ, FUQ!

Wait...you live a long way away! F U Q !!!

Posted by: STRIPPER

Originally posted by nikegurl

Ready for my big FUQ? Those mofos (will that get censored?) charged $3.29 for 1 can of tuna.

FUQ convenience store. Robbers with a storefront.

(yes - i know it's mostly my own damn fault. lol)

$3.29 for one can of tuna?

That's just nuts!

I would have been b*tching the whole time while I was paying for it!

Posted by: nikegurl

...and i bought the damn thing. stranded with no protein sources. lol

kuso - oh, nevermind!

Posted by: Rob_NC

Man, I LOVE spring! Except for the bugs.

This morning was particularly balmy, so I decided to do my morning ab routine out on the deck. I grabbed a cushion off a deck chair and placed it flat on the deck. I lay down and started counting reps when all the sudden I felt a pain in my ass. I thought maybe I sat on a pineneedle or something. So I got up and 2 yellow jackets buzzed away. FUQing bees!!! Now, I've had sunburns on my ass before, but this hurt like hell!!!

Posted by: CLPgold

FUQ those new Texas Pecan Pie Protein bars by Lean Body for tasing so FUQin' good!!!
FUQ all food in general.
FUQ cravings.
FUQ lack of self control.
FUQ stuffing my face with food, see now if I had SH#2 I know what...nevermind

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FUQ seeing SH#1 last night and of course he looked super yummi and we had a good conversation, but FUQ mostly that I'm not infatuated anymore.
FUQ not having a few infatuations to keep me occupied.

Posted by: CLPgold

Rob_NC. Double FUQ for you my friend! FUQ that would suck!!!

Posted by: CLPgold

Burner baby FUQ!!! And well FUQ some more.

Posted by: Burner02

Hey CLP!
You didn't see my above offer in my post?!?!
FUQ!

Posted by: I Are Baboon

I hate when I get stuck behind some moron doing 80 MPH in the fast line during my drive into work. It's like "HEY DUMBASS, GET YOUR SLOW ASS OUTTA MY WAY! I GOT PLACES TO BE!!!" Damn clueless people won't move for you either. FUQ!!!!

Posted by: qball

Originally posted by Dero

HUH???
You making $$$$$$ off of your riding?FUQ!!!!!

...

Sometimes it takes a fuqqin' long time to respond.

FUQ! Mountain biking isn't what I had in mind. I'm talking about those fuqqing crazy motorcycle riders.

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by Scotty the Body

...Crooked Mechanics…………….FUQ!!!

I have to second that one b/c I got in accident in early December 2001 and the car peeps told me it would take 3 weeks...well it took like 4 MONTHS and then they decided to loan us a car (it was a 2002 Camry, but thats just cause they ran outta rentals). So, anyways, they just screwed us over and they suck!!!!!!

My point: DAMN BIATCH WHO CAUSED THE ACCIDENT (who I know and hate and she is a whore - she really is!!)... FUQ!!!!
AND
Those damn CROOKED, F'D UP Mechanics and GOSHDARNED DEALERSHIPS.....FUQ!!!!!!!

I feel a tad bit better.....thanks!!!

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by CLPgold
FUQ those new Texas Pecan Pie Protein bars by Lean Body for tasing so FUQin' good!!!
FUQ all food in general.
FUQ cravings.
FUQ lack of self control.
FUQ stuffing my face with food, see now if I had SH#2 I know what...nevermind

.
FUQ seeing SH#1 last night and of course he looked super yummi and we had a good conversation, but FUQ mostly that I'm not infatuated anymore.
FUQ not having a few infatuations to keep me occupied.

LOL!!!!! CLP FUQ you are hilarious girl!!!!! U R too cute!!!!

Posted by: naturaltan

uuummmmm ... I had to put in 8 hours at work on Mother's day ... FUQ!

also ...FUQ, it's Monday!!

Posted by: Sosunni

I went to the Fuq'n gym this morning.. and it's MONDAY...what the fuq's wrong with me?!?!

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Sosunni
I went to the Fuq'n gym this morning.. and it's MONDAY...what the fuq's wrong with me?!?!

Fuq Sosunni ... what the fug is wrong with you ... * giggle *

Posted by: ALBOB

Aparently Sosunni's suffering from a severe ALBOB deficiency. I recommend a supplemental injection as soon as possible.

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by ALBOB
Aparently Sosunni's suffering from a severe ALBOB deficiency. I recommend a supplemental injection as soon as possible.

Yea, I need an injection of some'in!!

Posted by: Burner02

well, thinking of your better interests...I don't think you are going to want anything Allwrinkled has to offer...maybe I can interest you something in a younger vintage, with a plucky spirit? (I got that out of a movie..)

Posted by: susiQ

Originally posted by naturaltan
uuummmmm ... I had to put in 8 hours at work on Mother's day ... FUQ!

also ...FUQ, it's Monday!!

HELLO NT!!! You are not a mother, I had to put 12 hours in so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am a mother. So FUQ u for complaining and FUQ work cause it sucks.......so when are we gonna FUQ?????????????? Kidding!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Burner02

You didn't ask what kind of fuq'ing work NT was doing....
It WAS mother's day....

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by susiQ

HELLO NT!!! You are not a mother, I had to put 12 hours in so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am a mother. So FUQ u for complaining and FUQ work cause it sucks.......so when are we gonna FUQ?????????????? Kidding!!!!!!!!!!

fuq??? right the fuq now? Opps ... better clear it with my wife first ... ok, she says it's ok as long as she gets to watch!!

You had to work on Mother's day? That even worse, FUQ!! He's a FUQ from me to you for working on Mother's day

NT --> FUQ --> SusiQ

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Burner02
You didn't ask what kind of fuq'ing work NT was doing....
It WAS mother's day....

and my wife is a mother ...

...

Posted by: susiQ

U guys are soooooo bad!!!!!!!

Posted by: kuso

It`s 5:00am Monday morning, and I`m awake.........FUQ

Posted by: Sosunni

2 days of wake boarding half naked - and I STILL didn't FUQIN' get any!!

FUQ!

Posted by: Dero

Girl,you are hanging with da wrong people...

FUQ!!!
fuq,fuq,fuq,fuq,fuq,fuq...

Posted by: Burner02

...and I coulda taken the fuq'n weekend off to take a road trip to Ca....

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Burner02
...and I coulda taken the fuq'n weekend off to take a road trip to Ca....

...and what da FUQ did ya do instead!!!

Posted by: kuso

Dero...if you take a look around I think he posted at he was planing on spending some "quality" time alone :o

Yep.....he`s smiling

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by kuso
Dero...if you take a look around I think he posted at he was planing on spending some "quality" time alone :o

Yep.....he`s smiling

TMI,TMI...!!!(Too much imformation!!!)

Posted by: kuso

LMFAO!!!!!!

Posted by: Burner02

dam...you nailed me on that one.....
..if I had known Sosunni was in need of my personal services...I wouln't have been so selfish and made myself available to her...you know, being a friend and all....

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Burner02 ..if I had known Sosunni was in need of my personal services...I wouln't have been so selfish and made myself available to her...

Why would she want even MORE frustration???

Posted by: Sosunni

It's Fuq'n Monday... and I'm ON FUQ'N VACATION!!!

Wooo Hooo...

Hi Boobie... How is my little blow-pop today?!

Posted by: Twin Peak

"'170 sex free days!!'

I 'Miss Le Dix' if ya knowhatImean"

Why so many????? No wonder you miss it....

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Sosunni
It's Fuq'n Monday... and I'm ON FUQ'N VACATION!!!

Wooo Hooo...

Hi Boobie... How is my little blow-pop today?!

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Twin Peak
"'170 sex free days!!'

I 'Miss Le Dix' if ya knowhatImean"

Why so many????? No wonder you miss it....

I made a conscience decision to stop dating (or doing) 'cute' and wait for substance.... that and my new years resolution was to not date anyone under 30! What a dumb ass idea THAT was!

And really.. it's not the 'act' so much as it is everything else that goes with it. But... if you can't laugh at yourself... who can you laugh at!!??

Other People!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by ALBOB

Hey Boobie.. what are you REALLY trying to say?

Posted by: craig777

Originally posted by Sosunni

Hi Boobie... How is my little blow-pop today?!

I never thought it would happen but I think you left Albob speechless with that one.

I have to admit sounds like fun.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Sosunni Hi Boobie... How is my little blow-pop today?!

Frustrated. I keep coming on here and seeing a beautiful woman who's "in need" but I'm not there to help her out.

I KNOW I typed that in the first time. What happened to the post??? Speechless? Me? Craig, you know better than that.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by craig777

I never thought it would happen but I think you left Albob speechless with that one.

I have to admit sounds like fun.

Alburnt...Speechless!!!???I must remember this one(right click)
You are righ craig,it has never happened before this,NEVER!!!!

Sosunni

You are the fisrt person to do that!!!
We are not worthy!!!!

FUQ!!!

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Dero
We are not worthy!!!!

No hairball, it's only YOU who's not worthy. I was NOT speechless!!! I replied but the stinkin' computer lost my cleaverly crafted response. Note I did re-submit it but, as of yet, haven't gotten a response from the lovely Sosunni. Oh wait, she's coming here tomorrow. Maybe she wants to respond in PERSON.

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by ALBOB

No hairball, it's only YOU who's not worthy. I was NOT speechless!!! I replied but the stinkin' computer lost my cleaverly crafted response. Note I did re-submit it but, as of yet, haven't gotten a response from the lovely Sosunni. Oh wait, she's coming here tomorrow. Maybe she wants to respond in PERSON.

Excuses,excuses,excuses...
FUQ!!!! You have a witness to this ???

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Dero You have a witness to this ???

Yup, got this little mouse right here in my pocket.

Posted by: Sosunni

Dero, he's right. I'm heading down to So Cal tomorrow. PB will see me.... how much of me is undetermined at this time... but he'll see me! m Albob and I will be seeing one another if time permits.

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Sosunni

I made a conscience decision to stop dating (or doing) 'cute' and wait for substance.... that and my new years resolution was to not date anyone under 30! What a dumb ass idea THAT was!

And really.. it's not the 'act' so much as it is everything else that goes with it. But... if you can't laugh at yourself... who can you laugh at!!??

fuq ... I'm 30+ ... woo hoo .. pick me, pick me!!

Posted by: naturaltan

Sunni picked PB for a date ... FUQ ... and didn't even take pics!

Posted by: Sosunni

I could post what SHOULD be my obvious inclusion on this thread today...but I won't!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Sosunni
I could post what SHOULD be my obvious inclusion on this thread today...but I won't!

Why don't you ???
I'de like to hear your version!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

I will in the other "Sosunny and Pitboss" thread

right now, I think I need a nap!

30 hours has passed - 9 of it was driving... 8 of it - sleeping.... 3 of it, laying by the pool killin time and 2 hours for dinner... and hmm.. something else... Where does the time go!?

Posted by: Burner02

hey woman!
You're back! You survive the PB???
Did he pull out his.....cape for you????

Posted by: Sosunni

Yup - now I need the T-shirt. "I survived the PB"

He's a creampuff... puddy in my hands.. a marshmellow!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Sosunni
Yup - now I need the T-shirt. "I survived the PB"

He's a leaking creampuff... soft puddy in my hands...
a limp marshmellow!

Hmmmm,I thought you were going to keep all the details for the other post!!!
...and I thought PB was a real GUY

!!!!
Fuq

was I wrong!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Dero

Hmmmm,I thought you were going to keep all the details for the other post!!!
...and I thought PB was a real GUY

!!!!
Fuq

was I wrong!!!

oh... you're BAD!!!

Posted by: Burner02

careful...yo're gonna ruin his tough guy bar bouncing image!

Posted by: Dero

Originally posted by Sosunni

oh... you're BAD!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Burner02
careful...yo're gonna ruin his tough guy bar bouncing image!

I wouldn't dream of such a thing.

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by Sosunni
He's a creampuff... puddy in my hands.. a marshmellow!

Are you sure about that??? Who really had control???

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Pitboss

Are you sure about that??? Who really had control???

Which time!?

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by Sosunni
Which time!?

From the first PM to the kiss goodnight???? I'm so bad!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

Now THIS is fuqqed!!!

Database Corruption!
We had some database corruption and we lost all new data on May 24 from 2:30pm to 11:30pm (so, around 9 hours worth).

So all posts and new users in between that time were lost.

Sorry for the inconvenience!

Posted by: Dero

Hmmmm,I remember saying something here,BUTT what was it??

Posted by: Sosunni

Dero, you know what... I'm having amnesia too...

Anyone else have any recollection as to what transpired....

hmmm

Posted by: Dero

You are asking me a lot!!!

All I remembered,was that somebody said sumting then somebody else said sumting else,then I said sumting and...
Mass case of pornalamnesia!!!Butt I remembered it was good for sombody!!!Was it you?

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Dero
You are asking me a lot!!!

All I remembered,was that somebody said sumting then somebody else said sumting else,then I said sumting and...
Mass case of pornalamnesia!!!Butt I remembered it was good for sombody!!!Was it you?

I think so... I almost started smoking again... that musta been why!!

Posted by: Dero

I almost forgot...
Fuq,fuq,fuq...
There,that should do it!!!

Don't do it...Take it from me!!!

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Dero
I almost forgot...
Fuq,fuq,fuq...
There,that should do it!!!

Don't do it...Take it from me!!!

FUQ no! I won't do THAT again!

Posted by: Dero

Hmmmmm

What did she mean by dat???
(dat she was not going to start smoking or was she reffering to sumting else??????)

Posted by: Sosunni

Originally posted by Dero
Hmmmmm

What did she mean by dat???
(dat she was not going to start smoking or was she reffering to sumting else??????)

That I won't start smoking again!

Eww

Posted by: naturaltan

we have 25 days till our vacation ... fuq ... time is going to slow!

Posted by: naturaltan

I just wanted to say .... aw fuq!

Posted by: Sosunni

Cleavage Cleavage everywhere...

and men's butts too!!!

FUQ...life is good!!!!

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Sosunni
Cleavage Cleavage everywhere...

FUQ...life is good!!!!

I must whole fuqqin' heartedly agree ...

Posted by: King Penguin

OK so today those that control issued the Notification of Redundancies two week consultation letter! This sucks, why because six of us returned £2million profit for the group as a whole last year whilst 250 in one company and 180 in another made a loss! Talk about thanks now F@ck off..., B@st@rds...lets see what happenns in two weeks time. Sorry but it had to be said!!

Posted by: Dero

Holy FUQ,what is going on here???
Every body is getting...breast implants on their avatars???

Posted by: ALBOB

FUQ!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!! I told Fade he has a nice butt. FUQ!!! FUQ!!! FUQ!!!

Posted by: Dero

Uh oooooh!!!
You are FUQ!!!

YOU actually told HIM he had a nice butt?

Posted by: Fade

The stupid FUQer didn't believe me when I said it was mine.

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by Fade99
The stupid FUQer didn't believe me when I said it was mine.

Who would have believed a guy could have an ass that fat???

Posted by: Fade

It's not fat...it's pleasantly plump.

Posted by: butterfly

You're just jealous of his firm, plump ass, Albob.

I suppose you'll be jealous of my ample bossom next

Posted by: Pitboss

Ah Fuq'it if I can't post my white ass then I'll just stick with cleavage!!!

Hey Fade.. nice ass!!!

Posted by: butterfly

Originally posted by Dero
Holy FUQ,what is going on here???
Every body is getting...breast implants on their avatars???

Hey

mine are real

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by butterfly
Hey

mine are real

Prove it!!!

Fuq I hope that worked....

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by butterfly

Hey

mine are real

Oh my GOD ... Butterfly is a GODDESS and Fade is the man

Some guys have all the luck ... FUQ

Posted by: naturaltan

speaking about natural breasts ...

... Mrs NT and I went to the strip club this past weekend. Mrs NT was in the mood to casuse some trouble ... so after noticing that a bachelour got to have his shirt removed by this beautiful lady, MrsNT asked her why she didn't get picked. Well ... the lady then preceeded to ask Mrs.NT to stand on her chair ... she first faced away from the crowd ... took her top and bra off ... turned her around and she got a standing ovation. FUQ!! The men loved her natural breasts and even started chanting, don't change them ...

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by naturaltan
Oh my GOD ... Butterfly is a GODDESS and Fade is the man

Some guys have all the luck ... FUQ

Look who's talking... seen your wife lately????

But yeah you are right Butterfly is a FUQ'ing Goddess...

Posted by: ALBOB

Originally posted by butterfly
You're just jealous of his firm, plump ass, Albob.

Me? Jealous of a plump ass? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: naturaltan

Originally posted by Pitboss

Look who's talking... seen your wife lately????

But yeah you are right Butterfly is a FUQ'ing Goddess...

she is so - a FUQ'ing Goddess ...

Mrs NT has been going to the gym pretty regularly. She is constantly getting whistled at ... beeped at ...

Posted by: butterfly

Originally posted by ALBOB

Me? Jealous of a plump ass? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh... plump... not big, white & hairy

Posted by: Sosunni

And PB.... I'll remind you HE has NO tanlines... have you starting tanning that ass/package yet?

I swear, you almost blinded me!!

THAT woulda been fuqq'd

Posted by: butterfly

Originally posted by Sosunni
And PB.... I'll remind you HE has NO tanlines... have you starting tanning that ass/package yet?

I swear, you almost blinded me!!

THAT woulda been fuqq'd

At least PB's butt doesn't appear to be big and hairy... white is tolerable but tan is better

BTW Sosunni, how did you manage to end up with NO tan lines?? Tell me your secret!

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by Sosunni
And PB.... I'll remind you HE has NO tanlines... have you starting tanning that ass/package yet?

I swear, you almost blinded me!!

THAT woulda been fuqq'd

Yes I started... only 2 minutes bare assed and I burnt my fannie!! Don't knwo how my willy didn't get burnt. Maybe me turning it over like a hot dog helped

and FUQ it ain't that white!!!!!

Posted by: Pitboss

Originally posted by butterfly

At least PB's butt doesn't appear to be big and hairy... white is tolerable but tan is better

BTW Sosunni, how did you manage to end up with NO tan lines?? Tell me your secret!

I'm working on it!!! LOL

and yeah no tan lines.. any where!! I personally inspected every inch of her.. and then some!!! he he

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