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Porno gone wrong - haiku
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Posted by:
mmafiter
Let's have some fun! Make up a haiku of porn scenes gone
wrong. I know, I'm bored.
Rules of haiku;
5
7
5
Ok, here we go.
The camera zooms in
Taping every grunt and groan
Bumps into his a$$
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guy banging chicks ass
she hikes up her dress further
oh god shes a he
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slut moans, all holes filled
best tape I ever jacked to
oh fuck, that's my mom
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Horsecock deepthroated
Kuso vommits on stallion
Gets kicked in the head
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Anal Cum Junkies,
Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt
Broke my dick on those
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Posted by:
CRASHMAN
LMAO i'll try to make some up but i'm to lazy to right now lol
Posted by:
mmafiter
ah the eighties
the scrambled playboy channel
hey was that a boob?
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celebrity sex,
is usually pretty good
oprah dont film yours!!
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Posted by:
mmafiter
Close up, doggy-style
Couple in a warm embrace
Gives her donkey punch!
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Rent a new movie
Someone's tossing thier salad
Pan out, it's two guys!
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I stole the next ones.
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I bite your nipples
You writhe like a snake in heat
Wish i knew your name
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I stay up all night,
Composing dirty haiku.
I really need a life.
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A camel cover
On her terms, no one else's
She can show the world
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Posted by:
Stacey
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:
sawheet
A dirty sanchez
Posted by:
Showdown
Stop filming, he's hurt
He cut his forearm badly
Or fist-fucked too deep
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BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein
(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)
Posted by:
mmafiter
Originally posted by Showdown
BJ causes tears
When the girl wears sharp braces
She flossed with a vein
(I'm going to stop. I'm upsetting myself...)
Oh my God, that is great! I'm laughing my ass off!
Posted by:
lean_n_76er
Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!
Posted by:
mmafiter
Originally posted by lean_n_76er
Running your tongue in circles
thinking she's kinda dry
Shyt, that's the carpet!
Ha ha ha!
Posted by:
ALBOB
I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:
Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab
Posted by:
w8lifter
Originally posted by ALBOB
I thought I rememberd this thread from somewhere. mmafiter, I saw this in a magazine and instantly thought of you:
Any moron can
write haiku, just stop at the
seventeeth syllab
Now that's fuking funny!
Posted by:
Dero
Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)
Posted by:
coleman
(woman moaning)
yes yes yes faster
faster faster faster...fuck...
thrusting, not cuming
Posted by:
david
u must have been really bored!
Posted by:
ALBOB
Originally posted by Dero
Except this moron can't count...
(18 syllables)
5
7
+5
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17
(Read mine again CAREFULLY and pay attention to the last line that ends in"sylab" NOT sylable.)
You moron.
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