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Posted by: SuperFlex

and saw a grasshopper, what would you do

Posted by: MyK

retarded~!

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by MyK

retarded~!

I agree 100%...but I can see why you would say so. Your grass is probably covered in snow and gay people.

Posted by: MyK

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I agree 100%...but I can see why you would say so. Your grass is probably covered in snow and gay people.

the gay people are 6 feet under my grass!

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by MyK

the gay people are 6 feet under my grass!

What, 6" up your ass...

Posted by: SuperFlex

I assume you are also the grasshopper racist...

Posted by: The Monkey Man

#6

hope the grasshopper has the instinct to get out of the way
and if he doesn't, he fails, and the gene pool is strengthened

Posted by: kenwood

fuckin run it over

if i had to stop and wait for everygrasshopperto move outta the way i'd be mowing for 4hours instead of 2.

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

#6

hope the grasshopper has the instinct to get out of the way
and if he doesn't, he fails, and the gene pool is strengthened

I had that in #3, but the poll doesn't allow for over 100 words.. The 3 minute time limit scared me into leaving that out...

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

I had that in #3, but the poll doesn't allow for over 100 words.. The 3 minute time limit scared me into leaving that out...

3 Minute time Limit = GHEY

Posted by: maniclion

I would say, excuse me and if he were deaf then he would die.

Posted by: LexusGS

i would eat him if he was in my way

Posted by: TJ Cline

I would mate with it then give it 1/2 my money

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I would mate with it then give it 1/2 my money

Listen here you rich ass bastard. You can mate with me next month while here if you give me half your money

Posted by: boilermaker

I don't remember ever mowing a grasshopper. When you scalp 4 or 5 bunnies during that first spring mow. Now that will make you think a little.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by Tough Old Man

Listen here you rich ass bastard. You can mate with me next month while here if you give me half your money

Posted by: KelJu

I thought this was going to be a thread about shaving pubs.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by KelJu

I thought this was going to be a thread about shaving pubs.

Posted by: maniclion

Originally Posted by KelJu

I thought this was going to be a thread about shaving pubs.

Shaving pubs, I've shaved a few pubs a many quarts of beer.

Posted by: Bakerboy

I get my lawn man, Topolo, to do all my yard work so you would have to ask him. He's a bit of a whiner he does a pretty good job.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

I get my lawn man, Topolo, to do all my yard work so you would have to ask him. He's a bit of a whiner he does a pretty good job.

Posted by: LittLe FraNk

i broke a bunnies from legs off with a lawn trimmer
and he was like dieing and trying to run away with only 2 hind legs
so i crushed hes head with the trimmer it was sick but i just had to do it lol

Posted by: BigDyl

Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk

i broke a bunnies from legs off with a lawn trimmer
and he was like dieing and trying to run away with only 2 hind legs
so i crushed hes head with the trimmer it was sick but i just had to do it lol

Posted by: LittLe FraNk

i just had to man he was suffering lol i had to play god man lol

Posted by: KelJu

Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk

i broke a bunnies from legs off with a lawn trimmer
and he was like dieing and trying to run away with only 2 hind legs
so i crushed hes head with the trimmer it was sick but i just had to do it lol

That is fucked up dude. A part of me just died after reading that.

Posted by: LittLe FraNk

ya im gona go to hell and burn long and well for that one

Posted by: SuperFlex

Originally Posted by LittLe FraNk

ya im gona go to hell and burn long and well for that one

Not if you go in search for it's remains and eat them...

Posted by: LittLe FraNk

if i would have known how much all this food and protein was going to cost me i probaly would have lol

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