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For the love of table tennis

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Posted by: SuperFlex

Quite possibly the greatest sport in the world! I would Forrest Gump your asses...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Man I get bored sometimes...


Posted by: SuperFlex

That's when I go to my garage and play table tennis!


Posted by: SuperFlex

500 reps right handed, 750 left handed, 350 overhanded with the right hand, 500 overhanded with the left, 650 right side backhands, 1000 with the left... Then I draw little circles and go until I hit it 50 times with the right hand followed by 150 with the left hand. Next are behind the backers, SUPERSLAMS!, and I finish off with dives to the right and left with each hand 47 times each. My goal is to be the greatest of all time...


Posted by: SuperFlex

If Jordan, the greatest athlete ever, tried to play me in table tennis I would slam on his head!


Posted by: SuperFlex

Shaq too...


Posted by: SuperFlex

I play in my sleep, at the breakfast table, walking down the street, waiting in lines, in my head while having sex with the ladies(tip for lasting longer from Forest...), and even while in the dugout when playing softball...


Posted by: SuperFlex

I masterbate ONLY to strengthen my wrist for the table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Rockstar's table tennis on XBOX 360 is the greatest game ever!







Posted by: SuperFlex

If the world was going to end in five minutes, I'd play table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

In 5th grade I won the science fair by going into detail about the complex angles and varibles that make a champion table tenniser...


Posted by: SuperFlex

I had charts and everything. I even had little GI Joes playing table tennis next to a volcano...


Posted by: SuperFlex

In team table tennis I was kicked out of the NTTA, National Table Tennis Association, for beating up three team members for sucking. I play better solo...


Posted by: SuperFlex

My son will be even better at table tennis than I. He was born with a Stanley 05214 model paddle in his hands...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Guess what I got for Christmas, a new table for table tennis... It's green.


Posted by: SuperFlex

Once I played strip table tennis with Pamela Anderson at a celeb tourney. By the end of the match I wasn't using my paddle anymore...


Posted by: SuperFlex

I've trained my dogs to go pick up the balls when I spike on someone's head in table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who play table tennis, and those who don't...


Posted by: SuperFlex

God plays table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

People who call table tennis ping pong deserve to die...


Posted by: SuperFlex

A tip for all you newbies. Wear high top shoes so if you happen to catch your foot on a table leg you won't twist your ankle...


Posted by: SuperFlex

One time when I was playing in the garage my girlfriend called, but I just kept playing table tennis...


Posted by: TJ Cline

Ghey thread alert


Posted by: SuperFlex

In table tennis when people talk shit, I pretend the ball is their head...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Sometimes when I'm at work, I wish I could just go home and play some table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Starting in 2008 table tennis will have cheerleaders. This was highly debated on at our annual TTGMOTS(Table Tennis Group Meeting Of The Stars. I know associations usually don't include letters for the words, of or the, but we like to believe we are different, so we did...) meeting do to preseason accidents but it's passed by 3 votes out of 15.

The arguements such as, when the girl fell on the table and broke it in two during a match and players playing the cheerleaders to have sex with their opponents to wear them out before a match, almost did cheerleading in. But low and behold my words of cunning saved cheerleading for table tennis... All I said was, are you ready for this, I said, "There will be girls at our meets..." That ended our debates...


Posted by: SuperFlex

I am currently working to bring table tennis into the inner cities of America to bring proverty stuck kids hope for the future...


Posted by: SuperFlex

When playing table tennis for extended periods of time be sure to wear restrictive under garments. Otherwise you will have sore balls...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Foot wear is vital to winning at table tennis. If playing on a smooth surface be sure and wear some high tops, as previously discussed, basketball shoes for maximum grip. If playing on a carpeted surface go shoeless and tape up your ankles... Why, you may ask, although it's happened only once the great Sukaki Sumomotroeny lost in the championship match when his table tennis cleats got caught on a carpet fiber keeping from reaching the winning forehand off John Battles racket. That was a real doozy... Clip your toe nails too.


Posted by: SuperFlex

If table tennis was an animal it would be a grizzly bear...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Or an eagle...


Posted by: fufu

I'd own you! I have the nastiest topspin.


Posted by: SuperFlex

Table tennis is a real mans sport. Only the strongest survive. kiki's should stay at the water cooler...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Playing table tennis just six times a week over the last 14 years has added at least 3lbs. to my bench press.


Posted by: SuperFlex

I'm so glad the NTTA switched to cotton uniforms this year. Last year our mesh lettered jerseys made your nipples raw...


Posted by: SuperFlex

The first episode of Walker Texas Ranger was shot at the 1997 table tennis finals in Ohmaha, Nebraska...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Here is my co-ed table tennis partner in her uniform. She wants to have sexual relations but I refuse to mix business with pleasure... PM me for pics of me in my uniform!




Posted by: SuperFlex

You know what would really suck about hell, no table tennis... The balls would melt.


Posted by: SuperFlex

I'm not sure what kind of balls they have in heaven, but Im sure they're shiney... I would use that to my advantage and blind my opponent. Jesus would heal him...


Posted by: SuperFlex

My girlfriend always gets me a nice Easter basket. She doesn't know it but I saw what she's getting me this year. After we made sweet sweet love in the butt she had to go drop a bomb on the potty. When she did I got in her purse for a junior mint, don't ask, and saw a receipt from Willy Wonkies chocolate factory, attention table tennis section #5.

It's a killer basket! It has two bunnies(pure chocolate, not hollow) playing at each end of the little chocolate table tennis table. It's really cool. The net is made of a flexible yet strong cotton candy and the ball is one of those chocolate covered egg things. Next time I'm really going to do her hard!


Posted by: SuperFlex

If you really want to get to know someone, play them in table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

When preparing for a big tournament I like to fast from food for 2 weeks. I begin eating again 3 days out to regain my physical energy. It truly clears the mind and brings all into clear focus... Table tennis is 90% mental.


Posted by: SuperFlex

In Greek mythology Derek Zoolander, the most powerful of all the gods(and the best looking too), was the god of table tennis...


Posted by: SuperFlex

In a 2005 poll taken through out the sporting world, table tennis was proven to have the fewest homosexual males athletes.

- Football had a shocking 10.5% of players who were either gay or were curious in college.
- Basketball was 50%. Those guys with big black peters are just horny...
- Hockey, 100%! Must be that toothless smile...
- Baseball is on the rise. In 1992 gayness was at an all time low of 1.6%. However since the injecting of anabolic steroids into each other asses gayness has risen to 17.9%. Rumors are it began in San Fran...
- And finally table tennis. Just 0.000000527189%. Aside from the obvious manly athletes in the WWTTA(World Wide Table Tennis Association) there was one oddball. Johnny Mac, some tennis freak, has broken into the big boys ranks. He won't last however. The refs hate a kiss ass...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Breaking news in the world of table tennis! Yakamuchi Yokikiki has been accused of using steriods to enhance his forehand! For years it has been his only downfall from winning it all! I will keep you all updated as the story unfolds!


Posted by: SuperFlex

Oxygen is to breathing, as table tennis is to sexy women...


Posted by: SuperFlex

In pre-historic times cavemen played table tennis with the heads of the women who cheated on them and dried out Terridactal wings...


Posted by: viet_jon

I think you set a record for "most replies by thread starter to other participants RATIO"



i'd own u however.


Posted by: SuperFlex

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Originally Posted by viet_jon View Post
I think you set a record for "most replies by thread starter to other participants RATIO"



i'd own u however.


SuperFlex is the Luke SkyWalker of table tennis! I could beat you with one hand...


Posted by: SuperFlex

Me, before I started weight training, vs. Jackie Chan at the 1990 world championships...

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