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Posted by: maniclion

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Swearing

Recognize that you have a problem. Swearing is a habit. A habit is always difficult to break, so the first thing that you need to do is recognize that you have a problem with swearing. If every second word is #!% this and !^#% that, then you have a problem. If you think the only cool way to reply to a friend, parent, teacher or co-worker is with an expletive, then you have a problem. If you don't know how to speak comfortably without swearing, then you have a problem.
Understand why you swear. Is it because you hang around with co-workers in a job nobody much enjoys and swearing is a way of toughing it out? Is it because the cool crowd uses it as virtually the only way to speak? Is it because you are practicing defiance against a parent, teacher or significant other? Is it because you are angry, sad or afraid and can't express yourself more clearly (e.g. when something goes wrong shopping, driving, playing or at work, etc.)?
Know why you want to stop swearing. This isn't trite - you really must want to stop the habit in order to challenge it. If you are half-hearted or only doing it for a lark, you won't stop. You really must want to stop. Think about all the reasons why life will be better if you do stop. That is the best way to find the motivation to want to stop. Write them down if it helps.
Make a commitment with yourself to stop. It's easier said than done, as it requires concerted effort and constant self-feedback. Be goal-oriented and choose a period of time during which you will try not to swear. Write down the following:
- Why you think you swear (e.g., the triggers, the reasons)
- Why you want to stop swearing (e.g., better communication, better job prospects, better relationships with other people, brighter outlook on life, etc.)
- Triggers you know will set you off (e.g., anger, certain company you keep, activities, music, TV programs, supermarket queues, weather, etc)
- Ways you think you can either avoid or lessen these triggers (e.g., don't drive in icy weather, don't listen to music with expletives peppered through it, don't rise to bite back at your parents/spouse when they nag you, tell your friends you've had it with swearing, etc).
Express yourself better. Civilised and respectful conversation is not a swearing contest. You owe it to yourself to find the vast array of other wonderful words your language provides to fill up your conversations. If you don't, you are limiting your own ability to clearly and accurately express your feelings and thoughts to other human beings and ultimately, you will be less accepted and understood by those around you. When you find yourself about to swear, make it a point to find another word or phrase that will better convey the same emotion or message. Find alternate words to substitute in place of expletives and discipline to use those instead.
Accept responsibility. Only you alone can stop the swearing. Be prepared for some people to feel threatened by your stand. Tell them that it is a personal decision to better yourself and that they aren't being asked to stop doing anything. Still, you're setting a good example to them in the long run and some may be so impressed they'll copy. For those who disdain you for it, consider how much you really need their friendship; friends are supposed to be supportive.
Enlist support. Ask for the help of non-swearing/infrequently swearing friends and family (including spouse). Tell them you realize you have a problem and that you need to change. Make sure you pick non-judgmental helpers, though; you only want gentle reminders, not lectures or score-keeping. They may also have advice to offer on helping you to stop.
Punish yourself. Every time you swear, put money in a swear jar for charity. This is a great idea for work where swearing co-workers can all be encouraged to stop by placing money in the swear jar. But also make a pact to move on from the lapse and get better.
Reward yourself. When you go for a day, a week or similar time space, reward yourself with something - a CD, some clothing, a movie, a day free from chores.
Persevere. Swearing won't stop overnight - if it has become a habit, it is second nature for you to respond this way. Don't beat yourself up about lapses. Like dieting, you simply stop doing the bad thing and start over again from that moment. It isn't fatal and it doesn't mean you'll never stop. It just means you are easing out of the old habit slowly and you're encountering a few hitches along the way. Keep trying!

Posted by: DaMayor

Not a good move.

Posted by: Trouble

Now what is the point of this post? A jest? And why from you? Thats out of character.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Swearing

Recognize that you have a problem. Swearing is a habit. A habit is always difficult to break, so the first thing that you need to do is recognize that you have a problem with swearing. If every second word is #!% this and !^#% that, then you have a problem. If you think the only cool way to reply to a friend, parent, teacher or co-worker is with an expletive, then you have a problem. If you don't know how to speak comfortably without swearing, then you have a problem.
Understand why you swear. Is it because you hang around with co-workers in a job nobody much enjoys and swearing is a way of toughing it out? Is it because the cool crowd uses it as virtually the only way to speak? Is it because you are practicing defiance against a parent, teacher or significant other? Is it because you are angry, sad or afraid and can't express yourself more clearly (e.g. when something goes wrong shopping, driving, playing or at work, etc.)?
Know why you want to stop swearing. This isn't trite - you really must want to stop the habit in order to challenge it. If you are half-hearted or only doing it for a lark, you won't stop. You really must want to stop. Think about all the reasons why life will be better if you do stop. That is the best way to find the motivation to want to stop. Write them down if it helps.
Make a commitment with yourself to stop. It's easier said than done, as it requires concerted effort and constant self-feedback. Be goal-oriented and choose a period of time during which you will try not to swear. Write down the following:
- Why you think you swear (e.g., the triggers, the reasons)
- Why you want to stop swearing (e.g., better communication, better job prospects, better relationships with other people, brighter outlook on life, etc.)
- Triggers you know will set you off (e.g., anger, certain company you keep, activities, music, TV programs, supermarket queues, weather, etc)
- Ways you think you can either avoid or lessen these triggers (e.g., don't drive in icy weather, don't listen to music with expletives peppered through it, don't rise to bite back at your parents/spouse when they nag you, tell your friends you've had it with swearing, etc).
Express yourself better. Civilised and respectful conversation is not a swearing contest. You owe it to yourself to find the vast array of other wonderful words your language provides to fill up your conversations. If you don't, you are limiting your own ability to clearly and accurately express your feelings and thoughts to other human beings and ultimately, you will be less accepted and understood by those around you. When you find yourself about to swear, make it a point to find another word or phrase that will better convey the same emotion or message. Find alternate words to substitute in place of expletives and discipline to use those instead.
Accept responsibility. Only you alone can stop the swearing. Be prepared for some people to feel threatened by your stand. Tell them that it is a personal decision to better yourself and that they aren't being asked to stop doing anything. Still, you're setting a good example to them in the long run and some may be so impressed they'll copy. For those who disdain you for it, consider how much you really need their friendship; friends are supposed to be supportive.
Enlist support. Ask for the help of non-swearing/infrequently swearing friends and family (including spouse). Tell them you realize you have a problem and that you need to change. Make sure you pick non-judgmental helpers, though; you only want gentle reminders, not lectures or score-keeping. They may also have advice to offer on helping you to stop.
Punish yourself. Every time you swear, put money in a swear jar for charity. This is a great idea for work where swearing co-workers can all be encouraged to stop by placing money in the swear jar. But also make a pact to move on from the lapse and get better.
Reward yourself. When you go for a day, a week or similar time space, reward yourself with something - a CD, some clothing, a movie, a day free from chores.
Persevere. Swearing won't stop overnight - if it has become a habit, it is second nature for you to respond this way. Don't beat yourself up about lapses. Like dieting, you simply stop doing the bad thing and start over again from that moment. It isn't fatal and it doesn't mean you'll never stop. It just means you are easing out of the old habit slowly and you're encountering a few hitches along the way. Keep trying!

Posted by: Jodi

Damn, I need help for my potty mouth?

I KNOW I'm not the only one that swears on this board.

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble

Now what is the point of this post? A jest? And why from you? Thats out of character.

I believe Manic is just picking with Jodi in respect to that annoying guy that trash talked Jodi a few days ago.

Posted by: Jodi

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

I believe Manic is just picking with Jodi in respect to that annoying guy that trash talked Jodi a few days ago.

That is my thoughts as well. That was amusing

Posted by: Trouble

Yeah, I saw the comments he posted. Jodi doesn't swear any more than the rest of us.

Maybe we should teach her some "southern", Kelju. So colorful, so descriptive...

Posted by: TJ Cline

I find this thread offensive and also very fucking disrespectful .

Posted by: Trouble

Oh. Then I'm sure you will report it, Foreman.

Posted by: DaMayor

For the love of Pete, would you all stop this dad gum nonsense...darn it! Golly Gee, you are some of the most disrespectful dang people I've ever run across....Jeezamaneti!

Posted by: MyK

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

I find this thread offensive and also very fucking disrespectful .

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble

Oh. Then I'm sure you will report it, Foreman.

That is high-larious.

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

That is high-larious.

And true, I report all offensive threads like this one. The only problem is the system will not let me report my threads.

Edit: It seems we can report our own posts.

well I have to go, I have alot of work to do.

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble

Yeah, I saw the comments he posted. Jodi doesn't swear any more than the rest of us.

Maybe we should teach her some "southern", Kelju. So colorful, so descriptive...

Yeah, we take pride in butchering the English language in Alabama.
I love watching two rednecks argue, especially after they have been drinking at the river all day and they are sunburned and angry.
I am working on my language skills now. I will be a professional in about a year, so I have that long to shape up and start acting like one.

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

And true, I report all offensive threads like this one. The only problem is the system will not let me report my threads.

Edit: It seems we can report our own posts.

well I have to go, I have alot of work to do.

Posted by: Triple Threat

Posted by: DaMayor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

heh heh.....My fave.

Posted by: tucker01

what the fuck is up with all these bullshit posts. Fucking bullshit I say.

Posted by: P-funk

what afucking stupid thread.

For fuck sake. I say we bant anyone that starts a stupid thread.

Posted by: KelJu

Absofuckinglutely!

Posted by: TJ Cline

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

what afucking stupid thread.

For fuck sake. I say we bant anyone that starts a stupid thread.

Posted by: Triple Threat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble

Now what is the point of this post? A jest? And why from you? Thats out of character.

Uh oh, looks like Manic is in trouble now. Not in Trouble, mind you, just ... I think I'll STFU now.

Posted by: DaMayor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

Uh oh, looks like Manic is in trouble now. Not in Trouble, mind you, just ... I think I'll STFU now.

Danger! Danger,Will Robinson!

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple Threat

Uh oh, looks like Manic is in trouble now. Not in Trouble, mind you, just ... I think I'll STFU now.

Or he might be deep in trouble.

Posted by: Dale Mabry

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

what afucking stupid thread.

For fuck sake. I say we bant anyone that starts a stupid thread.

I am offendud by yur lack of propur grammur and spellink.

Posted by: P-funk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I am offendud by yur lack of propur grammur and spellink.

you should be bant too.

Posted by: DaMayor

I say we purge this forum and start over! Down with the foul mouthed, truckstop inhabiting, mis-spelling, under thirty-something, misinformative Mods! Oh, and that midget fellah too. And that other guy.....

BANT.

...<they mis-spelt that

Posted by: KelJu

Pfft, "banned" is so 3 months ago.

Posted by: P-funk

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

Pfft, "banned" is so 3 months ago.

some people just don't get it.

Banned was soooo 1982.

We use BANT now...get with it!

Posted by: maniclion

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

what afucking stupid thread.

For fuck sake. I say we bant anyone that starts a stupid thread.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=68549

Posted by: DaMayor

P's a racefan? Priceless.

Posted by: Trouble

An expression meaning, "Well, I'll be darned"...I'll swan! or sometimes "I'll swanee" said very drawn out. I Swanee : Milder than saying, "I swear."

"Wach ya mouth, or Ah'll wach it fer ya"

"He's so drunk he couldn't hit the floor with his hat"

Finna: Fixin' ta/ Fixin' to "I'm finna go to the store in a minute" "Ah'm finn'uh git up n' git me 'nuthur jug o' corn squayeezins."

Pert near, Pretty close. "Pert near wore out my hinges tryin' to chaw that there jerky."

Well I'll swear to my soul/ Something of disbelief

Why he's so dirty you kud nock the dust out of him/ Don't trust him

He's ugly'r n sin/ He's butt ugly

Why he could shoot the fly off a fence pole/ Good shot
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn/Bad shot
He couldn't catch a cold in the middle of winter/ The boy can't catch
Do wild bears live in the woods?/Duh! ex

erson1. you gonna eat that pie? person 2.do wild bears live in the woods?

I ain't got narry/ I don't have any

Tired'n/ I'm more tired than " Ah'm tired'n ah wun legged man in a butt kickin contest."

Sorn/Sore than "My butt's sorn a dummy on port (report) card day"

Biften/Speeding As a car is biften down the road.

Hammy/Hand me "Hey skeeter, hammy one them beers."

Puts a smile on me like a wave on a slop bucket!" She is so pretty it puts a smile on my face like a wave on a slop bucket!"

"I'll stomp a mud-hole in you and then stomp it dry".

"Brought your lunch": Be ready for a long, drawn out task/job/fight, etc. "If you're plannin' on whuppin' me, son, I hope you brought your lunch."

Bedda not/Better not

"Whoop up on em." (whip them)

"You feel froggy jump." (you want to fight..bring it on)

"Sweatin like a 'Hoe' in church" (sweating bad)

"He's so bow-legged he couldn't hem a hawg inna ditch." Meaning that he's so bow-legged he couldn't block a pig running through a ditch.

"She's so bucktoothed she could eat a ear of corn through a picket fence....or She's so bucktoothed she could et a apple through a picket fence"

"He's so weak he couldn't pull a greasy string outta kittens behind."

Thats like putting perfume onna pig." Meaning a hopeless action of various types.

"She's so narrow-minded, she can see through a keyhole with both eyes!"

"His crackers slipped off his cheese one too many a times" need help, mental

When someone bows up at'cha you tell'em "You'd rather sandpaper a bobcats butt in a telephone booth." meaning don't mess with me or ya' might get hurt!

"Fishing for clouds" Looking in the wrong place for something.

"Puttin on the dog." Making a good impression.

"Bless Her Heart." What to say right before insulting someone, then the insult it does not count.

Dincha/Didn't you "He jist walked raht in frunt o' yer face, dincha see'eem?"

Aint got sense, God gave a goose (dumb)
Hey ya'll, Watch this!.... (Im about to do something stupid)
Happier than a pig in mud (really happy)

“Well, I’ll be dog” or “I be dog” Translation.. Well I’ll be… unbelievable

Drunker than who done it! " I got drunker than who done it last night!!!

"Well butter my butt and call me biscuit." exclamation of surprise or dibelief

" Honey, that house was so little, you couldn't cuss a cat in the bedroom".

"Stop acting like a dirt road idiot!" (stupid)

:"It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic."

"Hoppin' around like an ant in a hot skillet" which basically meant someone was restless or excited.

"Her butt is as wide as a corn picker." "Her butt is 2 axe handles wide." "She has a 4 pocket backend."

"That's louder than 2 skeletons fighting on a tin roof."

"It's as easy as sliding off a greasy log backwards."

"I cook the chicken around here!" I am in charge, do not question my authority! "I am going to snatch a knot in your tail!" You are not behaving and I am about to discipline you. "I am about to snatch you up!" You are about to be disciplined.

"His Breath'd knock a dog off a gut wagon."

"He's so ugly his face would make a freight train take a dirt road."
"She's so ugly her mother sat her in the corner and fed her with a slingshot."
"He's so ugly you could take his face and a teaspoon and back up New River."
"Uglier than death eatin' crackers." "Ugly as death warmed over."
"Ugly as a mud fence daubed with tadpoles."
"His biscuits ain't all done."
"Her elevator don't go all the way to the top."
"He's two or three fries short of a Happy Meal."
"She's one sandwich short of a picnic."
"His lights are on but nobody's home."
"Dumb as a box of rocks."
"Few cards short of a flush" means someone's got their wires crossed
"Left his blanket out to dry an it blowed away"
"A few beers short of a six pack"
"Don't know who you think you is" means who do you think you are?

"That man is green on the hip like a frog." Means someone has money.
"Gravy on the taters." Means getting something extra for nothing.
"He is as fast as a bullfrog with tennis shoes on." Means someone can really run fast.

"You think your all that and a bowl of grits!" People that think they are better then you.

Posted by: DaMayor

You're such a hick.

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMayor

You're such a hick.

Ima learn ya to keep that mouth shut boy!

Posted by: DaMayor

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

Ima learn ya to keep that mouth shut boy!

You said boy.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trouble

An expression meaning, "Well, I'll be darned"...I'll swan! or sometimes "I'll swanee" said very drawn out. I Swanee : Milder than saying, "I swear."

"Wach ya mouth, or Ah'll wach it fer ya"

"He's so drunk he couldn't hit the floor with his hat"

Finna: Fixin' ta/ Fixin' to "I'm finna go to the store in a minute" "Ah'm finn'uh git up n' git me 'nuthur jug o' corn squayeezins."

Pert near, Pretty close. "Pert near wore out my hinges tryin' to chaw that there jerky."

Well I'll swear to my soul/ Something of disbelief

Why he's so dirty you kud nock the dust out of him/ Don't trust him

He's ugly'r n sin/ He's butt ugly

Why he could shoot the fly off a fence pole/ Good shot
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn/Bad shot
He couldn't catch a cold in the middle of winter/ The boy can't catch
Do wild bears live in the woods?/Duh! ex

I have never heard ANY of these terms used before.
And I live in Texas.
Please quit being so stereotypical.

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankT

I have never heard ANY of these terms used before.
And I live in Texas.
Please quit being so stereotypical.

I have heard over half of them, and many of the people in my hometown still speak this way. I moved to mobile and few people have a southern accent. The south doesn't equate to southern. I know that sounds retarded, but there is a difference between the south as a geographical location, and southern heritage.
Just look at Florida. They are in the south, but they are not southern.

Posted by: MyK

Hey skeeter, hammy one them beers.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

That's true....But it gets to me that people just assume we all speak/act/live like that.

I live in Dallas Tx. At the college I go to, it's very diversified.
We have tons of Azn's, middle eastern, German, etc etc.

You hardly see anyone who looks even remotely redneckish. And most people talk "normally".

All of my friends are very intelligent, and we make fun of these people too.

Bah, I don't know, I just don't want people to assume we are crass hicks.

Posted by: maniclion

Yeah, that talk sounds more like hillbilly Kentucky, Arkansas, Missourri type talking.

Anywhere neath the Mason-Dixon ya'lld hear'em talkin like that, it just goes 'gin good knowin' to think any other how.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Yeah, that talk sounds more like hillbilly Kentucky, Arkansas, Missourri type talking.

Anywhere neath the Mason-Dixon ya'lld hear'em talkin like that, it just goes 'gin good knowin' to think any other how.

I blame the 4 guys from the "Blue-collar comedy tour".

Especially Larry the Cable guy, I hate that fat fuck.

Posted by: maniclion

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankT

Hush yo moutf city buoy!

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

Hush yo moutf city buoy!

Fetch me a branch boy, I'm gonna tan your hide!

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankT

I blame the 4 guys from the "Blue-collar comedy tour".

Especially Larry the Cable guy, I hate that fat fuck.

Oh god damn do I ever hate Larry the cableguy.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

I god damn do I ever hate Larry the cableguy.

Jeff foxworthy is the only one respect.
Ron white is almost okay...but "Tater salad" put him in the grave for me....
Damn you KEFE!

Posted by: Little Wing

Jodi knows what people would never mean her harm and who needs a good fuck youing once in a while.

Posted by: Tough Old Man

Jodi would be a better President then Hillary (hardrod) Clinton. Whoops I guess that was to be (Rodham).

President Toughy

Posted by: The Monkey Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

Jodi knows what people would never mean her harm and who needs a good fuck youing once in a while.

Is he related to this guy?...

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Is he related to this guy?...

David Hasselhoff?

Posted by: KelJu

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankT

David Hasselhoff?

That isn't hasselhoff.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

That isn't hasselhoff.

David Crockett?

Posted by: Little Wing

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

Is he related to this guy?...

I heard somebody shot that guy.... i wonder what he posted.

Posted by: The Monkey Man

These younger cats have no idea!

They probably weren't even born when he got shot -

Posted by: Little Wing

lol.

Posted by: FrankT

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Monkey Man

These younger cats have no idea!

They probably weren't even born when he got shot -

JFK hasselhoff?

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