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Originally Posted by NeilPearson
my god....
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Originally Posted by Witchblade
YES! After totday's workout MY ENTIRE BODY - TOTALLY - FELT LIKE A GIANT PENIS! It was GREAT! I felt like just like when I feel when I'm JERKING OFF FOR 2 HOURS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, STARRING AT MY COCK! It's like EVERY FIBER, EVERY MUSCLE, is ejaculating ALL OVER THE CARPET!
This stuff WORKS! Another good tip: when in the gym, you should THINK OF STROKING YOUR PENIS! Try looking at the other SWEATING MUSCULAR MEN WORKING OUT to help yourself. You should continually think of JERKING THATDICK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN TRAINING! Believe me, EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY FIBER will benefit from this. YOUR ENTIRE RIPPED BODY! Take care, Witchblade |
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
My cock just exploded.
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Tantric is old school...
Our modern, fast food, 1000mbps society wants multiple exploding orgasms and it wants it by yesterday afternoon |
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Originally Posted by Tatyana
In a pill or available during your lunch break |
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
I just threw up
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Originally Posted by assassin
this thread is 99% bs
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) the end results will MOST DEFINITELY BE as I "conservatively" described THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE BODY - SEE FOR YOURSELF!!!! I GUARANTEED YOU YOU WILL BE ONE VERY HAPPY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!|
Originally Posted by 911=InsideJob
I love jerking off as much as the next guy, but this is borderline creepy.
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
Good stuff John
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so as not to "offend" anyone. To be very honest, I wanted to say a lot more - and in detail 
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Originally Posted by assassin
this thread is 99% bs
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi again 911,
OK, I gotta ask ya, what 1% of this thread did you think was NOT "bs"? You can be "detailed" if you "like" Take Care, John H. |
wait a second ....123*^%! ..
#@!@!@#!@ 
... .. I made a wrong calculation 
sorry but ..THIS THREAD IS 100 % PURE B.S.
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Originally Posted by assassin
wait a second ....123*^%! .. #@!@!@#!@ ... .. I made a wrong calculation sorry but ..THIS THREAD IS 100 % PURE B.S. |
I can guarantee - you'd be DAMN HAPPY - because once you achieved what I described you'd be one very understanding Man - because YOU would be another of the MEN that have worked for what they "now possess"!!!! ..............|
Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Assassin, So you are saying - after re-reading what I originally wrote and thinking real hard about what I wrote as it would affect your body's entire total health - you'd rather not pursue a straightforeword course into building your Body to BE the VERY BEST you CAN MAKE IT? I HOPE - SINCERELY - you will reconsider what IS BEING "offered" to you I can guarantee - you'd be DAMN HAPPY - because once you achieved what I described you'd be one very understanding Man - because YOU would be another of the MEN that have worked for what they "now possess"!!!! ..............I wish you luck!!! Take Care, John H. |
but no my friend i don't believe in this ..
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Originally Posted by John H.
Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:
MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise. The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man: Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way: When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!! NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!! What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!! Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!! Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him. GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by Witchblade
YES! After totday's workout MY ENTIRE BODY - TOTALLY - FELT LIKE A GIANT PENIS! It was GREAT! I felt like just like when I feel when I'm JERKING OFF FOR 2 HOURS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, STARRING AT MY COCK! It's like EVERY FIBER, EVERY MUSCLE, is ejaculating ALL OVER THE CARPET!
This stuff WORKS! Another good tip: when in the gym, you should THINK OF STROKING YOUR PENIS! Try looking at the other SWEATING MUSCULAR MEN WORKING OUT to help yourself. You should continually think of JERKING THAT DICK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN TRAINING! Believe me, EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY FIBER will benefit from this. YOUR ENTIRE RIPPED BODY! Take care, Witchblade |
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Originally Posted by assassin
lol sorry i was joking
but no my friend i don't believe in this .. |
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Originally Posted by R.A.
So THIS IS where my old bud John H went to.
You GUYS ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH HIM Huh? Damn someday I gotta get to meadeville to PAY ole Johnny boy a visit. hahahahahaha...... John will remember me eventually if HE THINKS hard enough. |
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Originally Posted by MyK
do you know him in person or just from the internet??
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Originally Posted by R.A.
I have known this fruit for around 8 or more years from the internet. But... I live within distance of him and may pay him a visit to show everyone the fake he really is. I can find him through his IP address which I should be able to get easy enough............ A few calls and searches and bam there it is..
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Originally Posted by MyK
did you know he has an 11 inch penis?? is that why you followed him here?
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Originally Posted by R.A.
So he says...
I hear he also likes construction men, Do you work construction? |
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Originally Posted by MyK
no sorry! so why do you want tio meet him so bad?
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Originally Posted by R.A.
Don't really want to meet him, ever have someone you just want to beat the shit out of?
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Originally Posted by MyK
why do you want to beat the shit out of him???
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Originally Posted by R.A.
The question was, did you ever have someone you wanted to beat the shit out of?
No real reason just beacuse? John is a fake and always has been one. John and I go way back. He rubs people the wrong way. |
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Originally Posted by Valias
I find him annoying.
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Originally Posted by Valias
You're a fruit.
True story. |
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
my body feels like a big hard penis too
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Originally Posted by Witchblade
YES! After totday's workout MY ENTIRE BODY - TOTALLY - FELT LIKE A GIANT PENIS! It was GREAT! I felt like just like when I feel when I'm JERKING OFF FOR 2 HOURS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR, STARRING AT MY COCK! It's like EVERY FIBER, EVERY MUSCLE, is ejaculating ALL OVER THE CARPET!
This stuff WORKS! Another good tip: when in the gym, you should THINK OF STROKING YOUR PENIS! Try looking at the other SWEATING MUSCULAR MEN WORKING OUT to help yourself. You should continually think of JERKING THAT DICK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN TRAINING! Believe me, EVERY MUSCLE, EVERY FIBER will benefit from this. YOUR ENTIRE RIPPED BODY! Take care, Witchblade |
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
My cock just exploded.
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Hopefully for you - BOTH!!!! |
Originally Posted by R.A.
So THIS IS where my old bud John H went to.
You GUYS ACTUALLY PUT UP WITH HIM Huh? Damn someday I gotta get to meadeville to PAY ole Johnny boy a visit. hahahahahaha...... John will remember me eventually if HE THINKS hard enough. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:
MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise. The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man: Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way: When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!! NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!! What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!! Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!! Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him. GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
DORIAN? A former "mod" on Bodybuilding.com? If it is you, do you remember when I sent you private messages in response to yours you sent to me trying to help you out through your personal problems and how you would say one thing to me and totally opposite to others on the Board to try to discredit me and have others think things that are not true about me? I was Man enough to NOT say what it was YOU TOLD ME in confidence and the personal problems you were having - all I tried to do was honestly try to help you out. And to UNDERSTAND the situation you found yourself in as it was... What YOU DID was lie about me on the forum and say things attributing them to me I NEVER SAID. I took what you told me as serious and that you wanted help. All I tried to do was HELP YOU one Human Being to another and have you understand that what you told me HAPPENED TO YOU did NOT reflect ALL people and that you should NOT feel bad about yourself but look at the incident as it was - something done by someone who only wanted to use others and that it had no bearing on you as a Man and as a person. And did not reflect how most people treat others.
What I said on that Forum at Bodybuilding.com WAS AND IS TRUE - what is left of what I said that has not been deleted - or changed to look as if I said it - by those "in charge" of that Board. I have nothing to hide and no reason to tell lies - about anything - certainly not about myself for sure. If you will remember RIGHT I said my cock was 10 5/8" long NOT 11". Come measure me and see for yourself - or maybe your "ruler" isn't that big or you can't "figure"... . If you are going to quote something someone said you really need to learn how to do that ACCURATELY AND HONESTLY. I use this as an example as to how YOU GET THINGS WRONG not as a way to brag about myself. In all honesty if you are Dorian you did yourself a disfavor and dishonored yourself, not me. I am merely a Man trying to help what I thought was another Man in trouble and honestly needed advice and help. And about "paying me a visit" - you did say that to me in a PM and you did actually threaten me - I bet you didn't tell others on that Board you did that and I bet you didn't show what WAS ACTUALLY SAID BY ME responding to what YOU DID SAY. I am not at all "worried" about you "visiting me". I have had others try.... I will say YOU WILL REMEMBER VERY WELL if you "visit" - I make DAMN SURE people REMEMBER WELL.... Threaten all you want.... John H. |
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Originally Posted by goandykid
Oh shit son.
John, interesting thread. I prefer to keep my feelings of masturbation at home though. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
damnit dont encourage him. this thing was almost dead.
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
damnit dont encourage him. this thing was almost dead.
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Originally Posted by goandykid
It was still under new posts when I posted.
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Originally Posted by goandykid
Understood, I'm jsut saying I wasn't the resurrecter.
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
damnit dont encourage him. this thing was almost dead.
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Originally Posted by goandykid
THE RESURRECTOR STRIKES BACK!
I'm not gonna lie John, I still have no clue what you're talking about. The CAPS really, really, really throws me off when I read. That and the run ons. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
"Dead"?
I am talking about the overall health ANY MAN CAN ACHIEVE for himself IF HE WILL START at the beginning and follow through because being honest about his efforts reaps rewards words alone often can not express. I used the example I did to get Man to UNDERSTAND and that there is a relationship between the items I discussed and that any Man that WORKS HONEST AND DAMN HARD will "UNDERSTAND" what I am talking about!!! |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
john no one understands what the hell your trying to get at and no one really cares. and my response was directed solely to goandykid. no need to respond
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Originally Posted by fufu
I care!
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
john no one understands what the hell your trying to get at and no one really cares. and my response was directed solely to goandykid. no need to respond
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Originally Posted by John H.
Bio:
"No one understands..."? Are you sure? Do you "speak" for "everyone"? Just wondering. John H. |
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
no one seems to be debating my point. must be true
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Originally Posted by John H.
Hi Goandykid,
You do say you are a "post whore"..... Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by goandykid
That's still up there from the Foreman days...Ill change it. |
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Originally Posted by Souped_up
LOL wow i come back 2 years later and John H. is still being the same him. Although what happened I see he hasn't posted in a month and half. Did he get banned, bored or die?
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
My cock just exploded.
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
check the dates. john had bumped his own thread a month later
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Originally Posted by KelJu
You don't know that for sure. You can bump a thread, then delete your post, but the thread stays at the top.
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
im going to play the odds here and say im right. also souped up and john h are the same guy so he did it again
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Originally Posted by KelJu
A mod confirmed this?
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Originally Posted by John H.
Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:
MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise. The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man: Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way: When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!! NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!! What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!! Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!! Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him. GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by KelJu
Why did you make an alt John H?
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Originally Posted by bio-chem
im going to play the odds here and say im right. also souped up and john h are the same guy so he did it again
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Originally Posted by John H.
Before you read what I have to say I am WARNING YOU - you must read this as a Man and as a Man who is mature. If you can not please do NOT read what I have to say here:
MUSCLE - that is GUARANTEED - it IS to EVERY MAN who will honestly work for (earn) it. His VERY BEST and TOTALLY!!! That includes proper rest, proper nutrition, and proper exercises done properly from the start through to the finish and with every exercise. The benefits: (WARNING) do NOT read further if you can not read this as a Mature Man: Guys, you know what it is like to jack off. I want you to think about that very carefully and read this through carefully and THINK - you will see why I am saying what I am saying I believe and understand why I am putting it this way: When jacking off (masturbating) you should take a very very long time. You should be sure you are in a place where you will not be interrupted until you have done what you have set out to do - THOROUGHLY! What I want you to THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT is WHILE YOU ARE jacking off THINK about the ENTIRE deed from start to finish CAREFULLY. Look at yourself WHILE you are jacking off. See the veins, see the hardness, etc. FEEL yourself very carefully - but do NOT blow off. DO NOT!!!! NOW, imagine how your ENTIRE BODY WILL FEEL when you have ACHIEVED what you set out to do - BUILD THE VERY BEST MUSCLE a MAN CAN BUILD throughout his ENTIRE BODY - EVERY FIBER OF EVERY MUSCLE. And REMEMBER that MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - you WILL because you are honest about your intentions and your workouts and you follow through to SUCCESS which IS GUARANTEED EVERY MAN!!! What does that TOTAL FITNESS feel like - remember what it feels like - what your cock feels like JUST BEFORE YOU blow off - well your ENTIRE BODY SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY AND IT WILL if you TRULY WORK OUT and DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN - your ENTIRE BODY WILL BE ITS VERY BEST and that FEELING YOU WILL HAVE OVERALL WILL BE just as your cock feels immediately before you blow off. Your ENTIRE BODY will be super chiseled and rock hard and beautifully ripped!!! And THAT WILL EXPRESS your TOTAL FITNESS and your SUCCESS!!! Something to BE VERY PROUD OF!!!!!!! Wouldn't you WANT TO BE THAT HEALTHY - TOTALLY - your ENTIRE BODY - well if you will follow through honestly you WILL HAVE THAT FEELING ALL OVER! And you will be DAMN GLAD you did work out to BE your very best!!! Trust me!!! DO IT!!! AND STAY WITH IT!!!! It IS truly the one gift a Man can give to himself - the most important gift a gift that is lifelong - and a gift also to those who truly care about him. GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
I stand by what I have said because what I have said is completely true. Any Man that would earn and work honestly to be his very best will achieve what I talk about here. All he has to do is honestly work for it and stay with it - good health is something we all need to get, keep and preserve throughout out lives. It pays a person back bigtime - more than many realize - and remember "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" - in everything! Causing oneself to BE their very best sure helps anyone live a very happy and healthy life in many many ways.
Muscle is a Man's foundation and his life and his living depend on that foundation being as strong and healthy and complete and total as is humanly possible! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by John H.
I stand by what I have said because what I have said is completely true. Any Man that would earn and work honestly to be his very best will achieve what I talk about here. All he has to do is honestly work for it and stay with it - good health is something we all need to get, keep and preserve throughout out lives. It pays a person back bigtime - more than many realize - and remember "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" - in everything! Causing oneself to BE their very best sure helps anyone live a very happy and healthy life in many many ways.
Muscle is a Man's foundation and his life and his living depend on that foundation being as strong and healthy and complete and total as is humanly possible! Take Care, John H. |
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Originally Posted by KelJu
I loved this thread. We should keep it alive like we do DOMS's crap thread. |
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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Bump
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