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Posted by: 1evo2h8

This is going to sound weird but ill give it a shot any ways, I was born and raised in India for 8 almost 9 years, in places such as Jamaica and India the people don't have pills such as Viagra and all that other nonsense, instead they use their foods to get them the results to keep knocking boots all day and night, if any one can get a hold of bull or goat testicles and make soup with them (recp on the Internet) i promise you after eating that your pipe will perform like you never thought it could. Don't knock it till you try it.

Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by 1evo2h8

This is going to sound weird but ill give it a shot any ways, I was born and raised in India for 8 almost 9 years, in places such as Jamaica and India the people don't have pills such as Viagra and all that other nonsense, instead they use their foods to get them the results to keep knocking boots all day and night, if any one can get a hold of bull or goat testicles and make soup with them (recp on the Internet) i promise you after eating that your pipe will perform like you never thought it could. Don't knock it till you try it.

Go Fuck a Goat you racist.

Posted by: 1evo2h8

how the hell am i a racist?

Posted by: viet_jon

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Go Fuck a Goat you racist.

this is not open chat sir.

Posted by: TJ Cline

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Originally Posted by viet_jon

this is not open chat sir.

Sorry but killing animals so he can get it up is
disgusting and pure superstition...he is a tool.

Posted by: KelJu

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Sorry but killing animals so he can get it up is
disgusting and pure superstition...he is a tool.

I am with Foreman on this, plus I don't think spreading mumbo jumbo in the serious health forums is right.
Eating testicles to get your dick up one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

Posted by: 1evo2h8

haha im sorry didnt mean to offend any one but theres nothing wrong with killing animals if you eat it...its a part of life but sorry if you got offended.

Posted by: the nut

The only balls I put in my mouth are my own.

Posted by: Little Wing

i hear eating pussy will make your dick hard and you don't have to kill it first either

Posted by: the nut

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i hear eating pussy will make your dick hard and you don't have to kill it first either

You're the tits!

Posted by: I Are Baboon

Threads like this call for an alabama hot pocket.

Posted by: Little Wing

1. alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

2. alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

that is disturbing.

Posted by: Little Wing

if you google it there is actually a video of a guy doing it on the useless junk link...

Posted by: fUnc17

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i hear eating pussy will make your dick hard and you don't have to kill it first either

i agree, i love eating pussy

its my favorite thing to do

Posted by: SuperFlex

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

i hear eating pussy will make your dick hard and you don't have to kill it first either

I like it...

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